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Politics › Re: Boko Haram Carries Out First Attack On Niger Republic by slap1(m): 4:56pm On Feb 06, 2015

Africa should be proactive in the fight against these insurgents. The pet children of some northern elders have gone wild.

Sports › Re: "We Would Have Don Very Well In Equatorial Guinea" - Keshi by slap1(m): 11:49am On Feb 06, 2015

We could have qualified first, to start with.

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Politics › Re: Soldiers Kill Boko Haram Commander, Recover Lost Weapons by slap1(m): 11:46am On Feb 06, 2015

Abimloaded:
Boko haram has how many commanders we have heard enough, the clueless and the shoeless man cant handle this beats...

let our Major General do the task and let the former go back to OTUOKE.

Sai Buhari!

Mechie onu nshi na ahuru gi ahu!

Politics › Re: Soldiers Kill Boko Haram Commander, Recover Lost Weapons by slap1(m): 11:45am On Feb 06, 2015

I pray for continuity in this recent wave of progress against Boko Haram. Amen!

Crime › Re: 45-year-old Father Rapes Daughter, 11, In Bauchi by slap1(m): 7:55am On Feb 06, 2015

Nigeria is suddenly on the way to match India's rape record. God forbid evil.

Literature › Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie Nominated For Grammy Award With Beyonce by slap1(op): 4:52am On Feb 06, 2015

C himamanda Ngozi Adichie, critically
acclaimed Nigerian novelist and award-
winning author of Americanah has
been nominated for a Grammy award
for her feminist-inspired collaboration
with American entertainer Beyonce, on
her 2013 track "Flawless."

Following her TEDx talk on why “We
Should All Be Feminists,” Beyonce
incorporated the writer’s essay into her
single, which further brought more life
to her craft.
Adichie, whose work has been
translated into thirty languages, has
also appeared in various publications,
including The New Yorker, Granta, The
O. Henry Prize Stories, the Financial
Times, and Zoetrope.
Adichie has also received several
awards and distinctions, including the
Orange Broadband Prize for Fiction in
2007 and a MacArthur Foundation
Fellowship in 2008.
This nomination for “Album of the
Year” with her fellow feminist is just
yet another achievement for the writer.

http://saharareporters.com/2015/02/05/chimamanda-ngozi-adichie-nominated-grammy-award-beyonce

Celebrities › Re: Celebrities Old Versus New Photos by slap1(m): 7:24pm On Feb 05, 2015

KC looked like a clown; wearing suit and parachute at the same time.

Politics › Re: Breaking News: I'd Rather Resign Than Postpone Elections - Prof. Jega by slap1(m): 11:02am On Feb 05, 2015

YUSUPH1986:
postponement is as gud as rigging d election.Jega's Tenure Wil Expire In June, Xo Wat?

OK. Now I see. Thankfully I said "if".

Nairaland General › Re: Iraqi Father Shoots Seven ISIS Militants In Revenge For Son Who Was Execute by slap1(m): 8:35pm On Feb 04, 2015

Wow! Good!

Politics › Re: Breaking News: I'd Rather Resign Than Postpone Elections - Prof. Jega by slap1(m): 8:29pm On Feb 04, 2015

I don't see what's commendable here. If the postponement will douse tensions, why not do it? It's not like you're asked to rig elections or contravene the constitution.

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Nairaland General › Re: Photos: Accident Along Benin-ore Express Way This Afternoon by slap1(m): 8:05pm On Feb 04, 2015

Better to be late than never.
RIP.

One of my girlfriends would always say "Avoid the front seat".

Romance › Re: She Broke Up With Me Because I Am Ibo by slap1(m): 4:36pm On Feb 04, 2015

MizMyColi:
[size=15pt]And They Believe This Poorly Cooked Story. Smh.[/size]

As in eh! Na so them dey take sign cheque?

Sports › Re: Silly! Conversation Between An Aspiring Footballer And Kanu Nwankwo (Pictured) by slap1(m): 4:32pm On Feb 04, 2015

Silly boy!

Christianity Etc › Re: TB Joshua Returns N500,000 Tithe To Elderly Woman by slap1(m): 2:09pm On Feb 04, 2015

Faibuhari:
While GMB collected 1million naira from an elderly woman

And expects to be applauded.

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Literature › Re: Don't Cry For Me (a Short Story) by slap1(op): 5:32am On Feb 04, 2015

Bayo stopped replying my messages on WhatsApp. He said I was being unreasonably paranoid. The local government elections was going on and he's already at the polling station. I had a bad dream about him but couldn't tell him before he left this morning. He'd see it as another cowardly attempt to stop him.

3:pm.

I pestered him one more time, spicing up my worry with a request for a nairaland-bound update.

"Hey, Bayo. What's the situation of things there? Someone's asking on nairaland..."

"All iz well, Obyno. Go take a nap; nothing dey happen." He laughed and ended the call.

I stared at my phone for a while and decided that maybe I was being unnecessarily paranoid. Then I remembered the bad dream...well, someone had said you're likely to dream about your last thoughts before going to bed. And God couldn't have been talking to me through my dreams, not with the things I do with Temi... He can't behold iniquity...

Steady frantic knocks on the door tore me away from sleep. I quickly sat up on the mattress, rubbing away the last traces of sleep from my eyes.

"Obyno! Obinna! Obyno! Baby!"

For real? I flew to the door and yanked it open. Chioma and Temi ran into the room, practically running me over. I turned around to face them. One was on the mattress; the other was slouching on the reading chair. Both of them were sobbing uncontrollably. I feared the worst.

Literature › Re: Don't Cry For Me (a Short Story) by slap1(op): 4:21am On Feb 04, 2015*

Cybershow
Na so ooo!
Manage this small update; I'm having a little health challenge.

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Vs Cambridge United: FA Cup (3 - 0) On 3rd February 2015 by slap1(m): 8:24pm On Feb 03, 2015

Good luck to United, at least a win should save the EPL some embarrassment. However, The FA Cup belongs to ARSENAL.

You read it here.

Celebrities › Re: Ramsey Noah, Joseph Benjamin, Others Step Out For Goodluck Jonathan [photos] by slap1(m): 8:17pm On Feb 03, 2015

These are the real movers and shakers of nollywood. A-list actors and actresses, not some regional, 15-movie champions.

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Politics › Re: ‘civilian JTF Members To Be Enlisted Into Military’ by slap1(m): 8:10pm On Feb 03, 2015

And has he commended the government that allowed them to fight in the first place?

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Politics › Re: Prof. Osinbajo Pledges To God Not To Steal Public Funds If Elected by slap1(m): 7:21pm On Feb 03, 2015

So why should we know about it? Are we God's secretary?

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Politics › Re: 6000 Boko Haram Encircled By Nigerian Forces At Madagali & Gulak by slap1(m): 5:57pm On Feb 03, 2015

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Politics › Re: Why Is Buhari Rising In Popularity?---Punch Newspaper by slap1(m): 5:23pm On Feb 03, 2015

holatin:
vj

VJ? For real?

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Politics › Re: Why Is Buhari Rising In Popularity?---Punch Newspaper by slap1(m): 5:22pm On Feb 03, 2015

Rising in popularity where?

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Politics › Re: Photo Of Buhari Having A Hard Laugh by slap1(m): 4:47pm On Feb 03, 2015

Amaechi is a clown. What do you expect?

Nairaland General › Re: Chad Troops In Nigerian Town For Boko Haram by slap1(m): 4:44pm On Feb 03, 2015

ChristineC:
This is happening around the boarders, insurgents strike and run across boarders most times. Involving the other national army is inevitable because they also have their sovereignty to protect, any chase beyond boarders without permit is war

He won't still get it.

Nairaland General › Re: Chad Troops In Nigerian Town For Boko Haram by slap1(m): 4:43pm On Feb 03, 2015

obaayo2:
because our troops stationed in the conflict areas dont get rotation..some have been there for five years without break,and have been probably worn out,but these chadian troops are still fresh....

Obaayo2... I sight you, bro. Respect.

Politics › Re: 6000 Boko Haram Encircled By Nigerian Forces At Madagali & Gulak by slap1(m): 4:13pm On Feb 03, 2015

A7:
Am a northeastener, i travel, I watch, I know the happenings here. I see things you only read about bro.

And you've equally been to Sambisa Forest for picnic?

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Politics › Re: 6000 Boko Haram Encircled By Nigerian Forces At Madagali & Gulak by slap1(m): 4:09pm On Feb 03, 2015

May God bless the Nigerian Army and shame those who support Boko Haram physically, financially, morally and otherwise.

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Politics › Re: Alaafin Of Oyo & Wife Test Motorcycles They Donated To APC by slap1(m): 1:05pm On Feb 03, 2015

They should also donate handkerchiefs.

Politics › Re: Court Asked To Postpone General Elections by slap1(m): 12:37pm On Feb 03, 2015

Richard6:
If GEJ decides right now that the election will be postponed, there is nothing any of you would do, you will only rant and after ranting, you keep quiet!

That's part of the reason I respect GEJ; he doesn't abuse his powers. OBJ would have made it obvious that the election is do-or-die and put the opposition to rest long ago.

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Politics › Re: Has Buhari Shot Himself In The Foot? - Sahara Reporters by slap1(m): 10:52am On Feb 03, 2015

mencade4:
an attack on boko haram is an attack on the North - Buhari

He actually said that?

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Family › Re: Banker Who Fell In Love With A Customer & Married Her Tells His Luv Story(Pics) by slap1(m): 10:39am On Feb 03, 2015

The lady na "Up NEPA!"
CONGRATS!

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