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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Tottenham Hotspur Vs Arsenal (2 - 1) On 7th February 2015 by slap1(m): 2:23pm On Feb 07, 2015
mukina2:
angry bros
Zero footwork, poor positioning, little awareness, rarely shoots, consistent attack-killer, etc. He tries, though, but isn't any defender's nightmare.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Tottenham Hotspur Vs Arsenal (2 - 1) On 7th February 2015 by slap1(m): 1:58pm On Feb 07, 2015
Must we start with Giroud?! huh
Sports › Re: Morocco Banned From 2017, 2019 AFCON, Fined $1million by slap1(m): 12:18pm On Feb 07, 2015
How about Equitorial Guinea?
Literature › Re: Free N5000 For A Writer Here Every Month! Click To See How! by slap1(m): 11:37am On Feb 07, 2015
Best newcomer: chinweblinkz
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Business › Re: 51-Year-Old Nigerian Bought As A Toy By A Rich White Kid by slap1(m): 10:25am On Feb 07, 2015
I'm ashamed.
Nairaland General › Re: What's Your Advice To Help.. Mom Is In Detention. by slap1(m): 10:22am On Feb 07, 2015
Since the bank decided to fight dirty, why not name the bank and branch here?
Politics › Re: Its A Disgrace For Neighbours To Join Boko Haram Fight - Buhari by slap1(m): 10:03am On Feb 07, 2015
The bigger disgrace is supporting them morally, financially or verbally.
Romance › Re: Guys Come To My Aid Pls by slap1(m): 8:50am On Feb 07, 2015
Hahaha. All these lover boys here sef.
Romance › Re: What Will Be Your Reaction If Your Wife-to-be Does This... by slap1(m): 8:42am On Feb 07, 2015
But you admire big nyash and booobi? The difference is, she speaks her mind. Talk to her about it; communication is key.
Politics › Re: President Jonathan At RCCG Camp Today Meets APC VP Prof Osbanjo(photos) by slap1(m): 8:39am On Feb 07, 2015
GEJ get big legs o! See his shoes!
Romance › Re: Guys! Can You Date A Girl With A Body Like This? Yes/no (photos) by slap1(m): 8:36am On Feb 07, 2015
Name me go dey call her "Daddy" sef.
Literature › Re: Don't Cry For Me (a Short Story) by slap1(op): 8:31am On Feb 07, 2015
Cybershow:
Slap1 am grateful wit d smal update..may my God heal u..ijn..av a quick recovery..ijn
Amen. Getting better, but I'll be on drip shortly. Thanks.
Literature › Re: Don't Cry For Me (a Short Story) by slap1(op): 8:26am On Feb 07, 2015
I tapped Temi's back, she looked up. "What happened?" I mouthed inaudibly. She was quiet for a while. Then she sniffed, wiped her tears a bit and answered, "Bayo is in the hospital. There was some kind of trouble after the voting and someone stabbed him. "

"Jesus!" I quickly rushed to the wardrobe and threw on a shirt on the jean trousers I wore. "Do you know the hospital?" I asked, buttoning the shirt. "Let's go," I snapped, taking my wallet from the reading table.

Chioma rose from the mattress, still sobbing. "Nne stop crying, OK? Nothing will happen to him." She nodded faintly. I held the door open and we got out.


The streets were deserted. It was typical of a post-riot scene in Nigeria. People crawled into their houses to avoid illegal arrests. Understandably, there were no taxis or okadas . I walked briskly, ignoring the ladies behind as they tried to catch up.

I saw a police car coming from the opposite direction. I quietly prayed there won't be problems. My NYSC ID card was in my wallet, I thought, just incase...

Expectedly, the police car flashed its headlights twice and the officer in the front seat waved us to stop.

"Yes? Where una dey go?"
"Good evening officers, " I greeted. Chioma and Temi had now caught up with me but maintained a wary distant. The Nigerian police are unpredictable.

"Where una dey go?" he repeated, ignoring my greetings.

"Erm...a colleague of ours was injured in the riot and we're on our way to the hospital to see him."

"Who are you? Which colleague?"

"We're corp members, sir."
"OK. Be careful," he said and the car moved on.

**

The hospital was rowdy. Shocked, fearful faces stood and sobbed and conversed in hushed tones, surly nurses went about with trays of drugs, clearly annoyed that we all should connive to disturb their peace.

After ten minutes of guarded questions, we were directed to Bayo's ward. It was a large room with about ten beds or so, all occupied. Three nurses were moving around the patients, administering treatments and whispering things.


We saw Bayo. His head was heavily bandaged, quite like his leg and hand. He suddenly looked pale, his eyes sank deeper. Chioma and Temi moved closer to me and held my hands out of fear. Here was our lively Bayo, now a sickly heap of bandages. They resumed sobbing. I pressed their hands firmly to stop them from sobbing.


I sat beside Bayo. He looked entirely different. A nurse came around. We exchanged greetings.

"Do you know him?"
"Yes. He's our friend."
"Alright. His case is really bad. He's lost a lot of blood and should need a transfusion as soon as possible."
"How much should that cost?"
"We'll need thirty thousand naira for now."
"Can't we deposit like half of that?"
She smiled. "No. Thirty thousand naira and we begin treatment." She walked away, adding, "The earlier, the better."
Literature › Re: Writers' Checkmate by slap1(m): 8:24am On Feb 07, 2015
Divepen:
okay...It's my fault... So I will be forced to rate your work
OK. I was merely pointing out something, not rooting to be rated. Thanks, all the same.
Politics › Re: We Won't Provide Security For February 14 Poll Unless Its Postponed - Military by slap1(m): 7:16am On Feb 07, 2015
I'm a GEJ supporter but this is simply outrageous! Are our entire army in the north-east? Will they finally crush Boko Haram and be free within the time they want elections to be postponed to? This reeks of administrative high handedness.
Literature › Re: Writers' Checkmate by slap1(m): 7:02am On Feb 07, 2015
Divepen:
Welcome
You are in group1
Slap1, though we are in the same group, you did not meet the timeframe
I'm sure you initially wrote 12: pm as the deadline which made relax and do other things. I didn't know when you edited it. I definitely saw 12: pm.
Politics › Re: Group Supplies ICC With Evidence Linking Buhari To 2011 Post-election Violence by slap1(m): 6:58am On Feb 07, 2015
IBROHIM:
You are a swine if you cannot provide evidence that he said that! Ewu!!! They are soooo jittery!!! What won't they do to see that this man doesn't contest! Just go there and cast ur vote for ur choice! It's a game of choice and number! I also have a right and choice to vote for Buhari!!! Fear don catch them! Thieves na Buhari say make una no campaign since 2011? Good governance is what we deserve and that's what we'll get!!!
Don't waste your exclamation marks or insults on me. Just go and vote, OK? Nsogbu adighi.
Literature › Re: Writers' Checkmate by slap1(m): 1:06am On Feb 07, 2015
Literature › Re: Writers' Checkmate by slap1(m): 1:02am On Feb 07, 2015
Thankfully, I was sitting on the mattress when I received the call. My face contorted with a mixture of pure anger and outright shock. I refused to believe I'd heard right. I summoned the call register on my phone to be sure I wasn't dreaming; I wasn't.

Mechanically, I got up. The time was 8:30pm and the kids were asleep. I took my phone and car keys and headed out into the cold, rainy night. I shouldn't have left the kids alone, I thought, but I figured I'd be back soon.

Five minutes later, I parked near the gate of a building, allowing the car to steam; my eyes trained on the entrance of the building.

After ten minutes, they walked out; my husband and his mistress. I gripped the steering tighter. They stopped near his car and kissed passionately; I died a thousand times...
Politics › Re: Thugs Thumb-Printing Ballot Papers For Aregbesola (Video) by slap1(m): 11:17pm On Feb 06, 2015
Make I hear say I click on that link!
Health › Re: Why Do African Females Put Money In Their Bra? by slap1(m): 11:14pm On Feb 06, 2015
It's their safe haven; their central bank.
Politics › Re: Group Supplies ICC With Evidence Linking Buhari To 2011 Post-election Violence by slap1(m): 10:20pm On Feb 06, 2015
Some Buhari supporters are just unbelievable . Someone promised to make the country ungovernable if he loses, he lost and the country is boiling yet they are quick to wave off the statement.
Politics › Re: Jimi Agbaje Sharing Kerosene In Ajeromi Ifelodun by slap1(m): 10:09pm On Feb 06, 2015
Meiji:
It is "shameful" when PDP politicians are doing it. But when Fashola and Aregbesola distribute cash and recharge cards it is "progressive", right? Pathetic.

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Smh...
Ignore the blind hypocrites.
Romance › Re: My Girlfriend Is Cheating On Me Wat Should I Do by slap1(m): 9:20pm On Feb 06, 2015
ireneony:
for example am cheating on my boyfriend, I will never leave my chat to remain there.
I know for sure that the niggah is still asking her out.
OK... But it's likely she forgot to clean up the chat history. It happens.
Politics › Re: BREAKING NEWS: As Jega Bows To Pressure From Jonathan by slap1(m): 9:16pm On Feb 06, 2015
Didn't he say he'd rather resign?
Romance › Re: My Girlfriend Is Cheating On Me Wat Should I Do by slap1(m): 9:13pm On Feb 06, 2015
ireneony:
Mtcheww.... Did u catch her red handed to come to the fact, that she truly cheating on you.
Guy, u are just suffering from insecurity huh
Not really. What if the chat history showed she didn't enjoy it the last time or complained he was too aggressive? Should he still wait to get her red handed?
Romance › Re: I Need Help My GF Is Pregnant!!!! by slap1(m): 9:08pm On Feb 06, 2015
ireneony:
Get her to do d and c thenhuh
Although am still a virgin
Who ask you? grin
Romance › Re: I Need Help My GF Is Pregnant!!!! by slap1(m): 9:07pm On Feb 06, 2015
It's a pity my guy. Why didn't you use protection? I hear it's not costly, about N50 should get you like 4 pieces.
Literature › Re: Writers' Checkmate by slap1(m): 9:03pm On Feb 06, 2015
Hmm. Good.
Family › Re: Why Do Ladies Cry When Their Man Propose To Them? by slap1(m): 8:39pm On Feb 06, 2015
Because the curse of the village people have been destroyed.
Politics › Re: How The Nigerian Army Fights Boko-Haram (Drone Strike At 15m) by slap1(m): 7:50pm On Feb 06, 2015
The biggest enemy is still the enemy within, but they too will be defeated.

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