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Romance › Re: Girls Feelings In Pics by slap1(m): 12:32pm On Dec 30, 2013
*saving pics* #DpThings
Romance › Re: Check This Out: What Could This Guy Be Doing? by slap1(m): 11:26am On Dec 30, 2013
Scanning for virus...
Romance › Re: Check This Out! Am Telling U Toolz Hips Is Just Small Tin. by slap1(m): 11:20am On Dec 30, 2013
I think she's ukwuleptic...as in, she's sick.
Romance › Re: Am 23 And Am In Love With A 45yr Old Man by slap1(m): 11:06am On Dec 30, 2013
If you will leave him and run after fresher guys sooner, you better jump and pass. If not, go ahead and marry him.
Nairaland General › Re: What Will You Remember Most From 2013? by slap1(m): 10:56am On Dec 30, 2013
The year ASUU denied me graduation.
Fashion › Re: Omawumi's Outfit To "First Cut" Movie Premiere: Hit Or Miss? by slap1(m): 10:52am On Dec 30, 2013
I don't know about being hot, but the dress doesn't look pleasing to my eyes.
Celebrities › Re: 5 Reasons You Are Not Having Sex by slap1(m): 10:49am On Dec 30, 2013
Mine is just one reason.
Romance › Re: Girls Feelings In Pics by slap1(m): 10:46am On Dec 30, 2013
[quote author=uj_sizzle]I like the 'Miss You' bit smiley[/quote]Yeah...right now, all I miss is school...
Romance › Re: Girls Feelings In Pics by slap1(m): 10:43am On Dec 30, 2013
I love the ''I just need you here'' pics...made me remember when I was in love.

*Now playing NEED YOU NOW by Lady Antebellum*
Romance › Re: Girls Feelings In Pics by slap1(m): 10:40am On Dec 30, 2013
tosan200: Na all this romantic pishures I go chop huh
This is nairaland, not KFC.
Romance › Re: Girls Feelings In Pics by slap1(m): 10:36am On Dec 30, 2013
Newkidoo: Girls meaning of love....
I love this!
Phones › Re: Reason Why You Should Buy A Tecno Phone by slap1(m): 10:32am On Dec 30, 2013
paranorman: Here on nairaland, there have been many 'anti-tecno' thread. So i just created this thread for tecno fans. So, these are the reasons why you should use/buy a tecno phone:

1. Its cheap.
2. Way cheap compared to other high end andriod phones
3. Low budget
4. Not expensive
5. Low cost
6. Gives you a feel of the andriod OS
7. Makes you feel among na?
8. What other reason there is for you ta know?
9. You still dey find reason abi?
10. Park well joh.


cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
Hahaha. This guy is Tecnocally crazy!
Christianity Etc › Re: “there Is No Hell Fire; Adam & Eve Not Real” - Pope Francis by slap1(m): 10:27am On Dec 30, 2013
Are you shitting me?
Romance › Re: Desperate Short Girls by slap1(m): 5:47pm On Dec 29, 2013
Hmm. Ok!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Newcastle Vs Arsenal (0 - 1) On 29th December 2013 by slap1(m): 2:04pm On Dec 29, 2013
For three points sake, why is Giroud starting again!?
Romance › Re: Guys: What's Your Prerequisite Before Kissing A Lady? by slap1(m): 1:54pm On Dec 29, 2013
[quote author=sкчscrαρεr™]Toor, na so your gf mouth dey ooze.. Lols[/quote]You said 'a lady' o!
Romance › Re: Guys: What's Your Prerequisite Before Kissing A Lady? by slap1(m): 12:56pm On Dec 29, 2013
She must clean her mouth with hypo and olive oil.
Events › Re: Where Will You Be On 31st Dec,2013/Jan.1,2014? by slap1(m): 12:28pm On Dec 29, 2013
At home or in church
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Newcastle Vs Arsenal (0 - 1) On 29th December 2013 by slap1(m): 12:23pm On Dec 29, 2013
Let's go there!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Newcastle Vs Arsenal (0 - 1) On 29th December 2013 by slap1(m): 12:21pm On Dec 29, 2013
Lukas Fucckin Podolski is back! I wish Giroud starts from the bench and Podolski starts up front.
Romance › Re: If Your Crush Did It Without Your Consent by slap1(m): 11:54am On Dec 29, 2013
Well, no girl fit r@pe me, unless I want to. But if Genevieve, Omotala , Nicole Scherzinger, Keyshia Cole, Queen Nwokoye, Mercy J or Rita Dominic r@pes me...well, I'll do thanksgiving the next Sunday.

Tenk.
Politics › Re: Unknown 'Drone' Crashes In Ibadan (Pictures) by slap1(m): 11:46am On Dec 29, 2013
Since all SUVs in Nigeria are jeeps and all noodles are Indomie, then every little thing that flies without a pilot is a drone.
Christianity Etc › Re: How Important Is The Holy Communion? by slap1(m): 10:45am On Dec 29, 2013
I'm an Anglican. I've been having a silent battle with my dad because I refused to be confirmed. Personally, I think it's mere ritual/tradition. I don't read much meaning into it. (I stand to be corrected, though.)
Fashion › Re: Calabar Carnival: Normal Or Abnormal? by slap1(m): 10:38am On Dec 29, 2013
Tummy-Tummy! Yummy-Yummy!
Romance › Re: Why Are You Still Single? by slap1(m): 10:24am On Dec 29, 2013
[quote author=deejay_harry1]JOKING [/quote]I saw it before you edited. I'll tell her!
Romance › Re: Why Are You Still Single? by slap1(m): 10:15am On Dec 29, 2013
Because I don't want a date that will start crushing on a nairalander.
Romance › Re: How Do You Tell A Girl You Like To Have S.ex With Her by slap1(m): 9:52am On Dec 29, 2013
Tell her na.
Romance › Re: Help..i Wanna Stop Bei by slap1(m): 9:34am On Dec 29, 2013
Nomski0: You're the Christian Grey to her Ana Steele. grin. *how sweet*


Don't worry, it'll wear off.
Nice book, that. Though I don't read Romance.
Romance › Re: Meeting A Guy For The 1st Time And The Next Day He Calls Baby Or Sweetheart by slap1(m): 8:43am On Dec 29, 2013
It doesn't look OK to me. However, girls freely call guys ''My love'', ''Sweetheart'', etc, but it's mostly an issue when the guys do it.
Romance › Re: I Like The Gentle And Spiritual Kind Of Girls by slap1(m): 8:29am On Dec 29, 2013
Kenneth4u205: For long i ve been searching.seems the world ve been completely polluted.i like the gentle and spiritual type.those that are thirsty for the Things of God.those that are pure in heart.hate sin and the things of the world.those that want to suffer for the sake of others.if you are the one ,just text me @ +2348162882819
Better be patient till you die and go to heaven, if possible. That's where you'll find them.
Romance › Re: Help..i Wanna Stop Bei by slap1(m): 8:25am On Dec 29, 2013
slap1: Have you nyash her?
Some guys feel that way until they finally nyash the babe. But if you have already done it and you still feel this way, then relax. It's just a phase. It'll pass.
Romance › Re: Help..i Wanna Stop Bei by slap1(m): 8:20am On Dec 29, 2013
Have you nyash her?

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