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Romance › Re: His Gf Is Crushing On A Nairalander by slap1(m): 8:14am On Dec 29, 2013
Talk to her. If she won't change, give her SPACE. As in, enough space. Don't call again unless she flashes you (if you can). Like they say, love is like a bird; let it fly. If it's truly yours, it will eventually fly back.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Newcastle Vs Arsenal - Today At 2.30pm by slap1(m): 6:48am On Dec 29, 2013
#COYG

After this match, big boys be like...

Science/Technology › Re: The Man Who Created The AIDS Virus And What He Has To Say About The U.S by slap1(m): 5:54am On Dec 29, 2013
ok
Science/Technology › Re: Man Fights Crocodile With Bare Hands To Save Son [PHOTO] by slap1(m): 3:48am On Dec 29, 2013
Afrocatalyst: Am inspired.
To go and die?
Education › Re: How Do You Tell Your Parents You Want To Drop Out Of School by slap1(m): 1:05pm On Dec 28, 2013
Tell them you had a dream where devil appeared to you and said he will kill you in your final year.
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: I Am In LOVE But Dont Know What To Do? by slap1(m): 7:16am On Dec 28, 2013
Tell her, or him.
Technology Market › Re: Toshiba Satellite Duo Core Laptop For Sale @ N20,000 by slap1(m): 3:53am On Dec 28, 2013
Location and picture?
Celebrities › Re: Comedienne Princess Ends 7 Month Marriage by slap1(m): 10:03pm On Dec 27, 2013
This is not funny...

Politics › Re: ubu Is 1 + 1 by slap1(m): 9:18pm On Dec 27, 2013
musiwa112: who did you r a p e. If you call me rapist one more time. I will sue nairaland. If I see the word one more time. seun osewa. I will file a law sue against you .
Musiwa Adesegun Becomrich. Nairaland's original, consistent, immortal troll! I dey hail! Merry Xmas!
Business › Re: Which Bank Has The Most Reliable Atm Machine? by slap1(m): 7:30pm On Dec 27, 2013
It's ATM, not ATM machine. Moderator, kindly edit.
Tenk!
Romance › Re: He Wants To Break Up With Me Just Because.... by slap1(m): 7:00pm On Dec 27, 2013
You sure gonna miss Banana Iceland...pity.
Romance › Re: Things Smart, Single Men Look For In A Woman by slap1(m): 6:24pm On Dec 27, 2013
[quote author=Afro-k]Nwoke oma where U dey since nah? Plenty ladies don dey show interests, one wants Suya without onion nd d other wants marriage by tomorrow without courtship shocked[/quote]And I have a bright future, plus I want to live long. That means it won't work.
Technology Market › Re: Dell D630 Latitude Laptop W/intel Core 2 Duo, 2.2ghz, 2.0g, 160g Hdd For Sale. by slap1(m): 6:19pm On Dec 27, 2013
Location?
Food › Re: How Many Of These Bad Kitchen Habits Are U Guilty Of? by slap1(m): 6:08pm On Dec 27, 2013
3 and 12, when I cook.
Romance › Re: Is Someone Sleeping With His Girlfriend,he Needs Advice by slap1(m): 6:05pm On Dec 27, 2013
By the way, I don't like distant relationships. If we can see maybe once/twice a month, I can deal with it.
Romance › Re: Is Someone Sleeping With His Girlfriend,he Needs Advice by slap1(m): 6:03pm On Dec 27, 2013
Silly but relevant question: did you get a kiss? To your question, yes, I think someone is exploring her natural resources.
Romance › Re: 15 Great First Date Questions by slap1(m): 5:59pm On Dec 27, 2013
Nice, but I'm a weird guy. I have my questions and I'd rather observe for myself than ask.
Family › Re: Just Discovered I Have A 9 Year Old Daughter by slap1(m): 5:44pm On Dec 27, 2013
Before you talk of DNA test, do you even have access to the baby?
Romance › Re: Things Smart, Single Men Look For In A Woman by slap1(m): 5:32pm On Dec 27, 2013
[quote author=Afro-k]U want to get ur username back as a reply? undecided[/quote]Make I hear. Ka m nukwa!
TV/Movies › Re: Behind-the-scenes Raunchy Pictures Of 'Days Of Sin' by slap1(m): 4:49pm On Dec 27, 2013
The only thing I see is a fine 'giel' with really nice blest...what's the big deal? What's new here?
Romance › Re: Things Smart, Single Men Look For In A Woman by slap1(m): 4:39pm On Dec 27, 2013
I love girls that read/appreciate good novels and don't like Nollywood.
Romance › Re: Things Smart, Single Men Look For In A Woman by slap1(m): 4:35pm On Dec 27, 2013
vivacious vivi: Help me ask them........... undecided tongue
I'm asking you. Go, make a list and come share with us.
Romance › Re: Things Smart, Single Men Look For In A Woman by slap1(m): 4:33pm On Dec 27, 2013
philip0906: @op you forgot to add [size=13pt]Intelligence[/size], Not the book worm thingy though. This is one of the things most guys tend to spot out first after the first convo, aside the physical attraction.
I think it takes intelligence to have a sense of humour and seek independence. So it is implied in the post.
Romance › Re: Things Smart, Single Men Look For In A Woman by slap1(m): 4:27pm On Dec 27, 2013
Please, ladies, if you have these qualities (even 80%), kindly send me a message. I don tire to search. Tenk.
Family › Re: Just Discovered I Have A 9 Year Old Daughter by slap1(m): 4:21pm On Dec 27, 2013
OP, I suggest you move on. That she hasn't told you about it shows it doesn't look like your business. It's a tough choice, but life isn't a tea party.
Family › Re: Just Discovered I Have A 9 Year Old Daughter by slap1(m): 4:17pm On Dec 27, 2013
DICKtator: Has she told you how many abortions she must have had before she met you?

A lot of peeps would have shone her congo before she met you
My niqqa take it easy na...do you know his wife or have you entered her Congo Brazaville before?
Celebrities › Re: Iyanya Intoduces His Beautiful Sister (photo) by slap1(m): 2:05pm On Dec 27, 2013
Sweet girl.
Celebrities › Re: Iyanya Intoduces His Beautiful Sister (photo) by slap1(m): 2:04pm On Dec 27, 2013
[quote author=Doc. Adray]She is pretty... but i thought Ify is an Igbo name. Maybe she is his 'adopted' sister![/quote]Customized. The full name could be Ifyobong Itoroabasi.
Computers › Re: I Forgot The Password To My Laptop, Pls Help by slap1(m): 2:00pm On Dec 27, 2013
big head: You are thinking with ur pen-nis u need some sense.
The kind of sense that made you forget your password? No, thanks!
Celebrities › Re: White Man With Nigeria Coat Of Arms Tattoo On His Chest (Pictures) by slap1(m): 12:50pm On Dec 27, 2013
Good for him! It's easier to love Nigeria when you're not a Nigerian.
Politics › Re: The Worst Govenors Of 2013 by slap1(m): 12:07pm On Dec 27, 2013
T. A Orji wins hands down. That hediot...sometimes I forget he's still alive.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Abia Civil Service Recruiting? by slap1(m): 7:19am On Dec 27, 2013
T. A Orji. That man can owe salary eh!

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