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Phones › Re: MTN 1.5GB Night Plan Extra Bonus Has Been Stopped!!! by slap1(m): 12:32pm On Jan 02, 2014
No thanks to the dude who blew the trumpet. I hope they hire him.
Business › Re: Aliko Dangote Joins Twitter! by slap1(m): 12:29pm On Jan 02, 2014
^

Hahaha.
Romance › Re: Is It Ideal To Make Marriage Proposal On Phone? by slap1(m): 12:16pm On Jan 02, 2014
remsonik: Hian...........it can never work for me
Until you're up to 32 and still single, though I don't wish you that...
Sports › Re: Nairaland Backs Cristiano Ronaldo For Ballon D'or by slap1(m): 11:49am On Jan 02, 2014
ambrosini593: Please go with your bias rating. Ribery is by far the best player of 2013. You are giving it to Ronaldo because of September to November performance. This must be a joke
I don't really understand what you guys see in Ribery. Granted, he's a good player; but he's not even Bayern's best player, for me. I will pick Thomas Muller, Lahm and Toni Kroos before looking at Ribery. I don't like Robben's selfish tendencies, without which I'll still pick him ahead of Ribery.

Any of the players I listed above will be missed by Bayern if injured. Even Jarvi Martinez is more important to Bayern than Ribery.

That said, I believe Ribery is extremely lucky -- and should indeed be content -- to be among the three-man shortlist.
Computers › Re: 11 Reasons You Should Quit Facebook In 2014 by slap1(m): 10:25am On Jan 02, 2014
If this post was: 11 Reasons to Quit Nairaland in 2014'', would it have made front page?
#JustAsking
Health › Re: How To Avoid Pregnancy Naturally by slap1(m): 10:16am On Jan 02, 2014
Ok. I'll test one someday. Let me do tumbom-tumbom and choose the lucky method.
Romance › Re: Is It Ideal To Make Marriage Proposal On Phone? by slap1(m): 7:00am On Jan 02, 2014
Not bad, for distance reasons.
Health › Re: Scientists Have Discovered A Drug That Blocks AIDS by slap1(m): 5:12am On Jan 02, 2014
'Sauce'? Ofe nsala or ofe akwu?
Romance › Re: She Doesn't Know That I'm The Man That Rape Her Years Ago by slap1(m): 2:46am On Jan 02, 2014
Violent man, you have already taken her kingdom by force.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Vs Cardiff City (new Year Day Epl Fixture) by slap1(m): 6:06pm On Jan 01, 2014
Arsenal marches on...
Phones › Re: MTN Night Plan Works For 24 Hours On Saturday & Sunday by slap1(m): 9:06am On Jan 01, 2014
economia: THE 1.5 GIG WILL WORK FOR DAY TIME WHILE THE 3 GIG WORKS ONLY AT THE SPECIFIED INTERVAL. BUT IF THE I.5 GIG FINISHES IT WILL STOP WORKING AT DAY TIME WILL THE 3 GIVE IS MEANT FOR NIGHT
For real? That's good. I may have to do it.
Fashion › Re: What Type Of Perfume Do You Use? by slap1(m):
I'm not a perfume person. I mostly use Nivea deodorants. I presently use Matador perfume. Good,
and made in Nigeria.
Business › Re: Aliko Dangote Joins Twitter! by slap1(m): 7:13pm On Dec 31, 2013
Where is Yuzedo? No network in his village, I guess.
Romance › Re: Things A Guy Shouldn't Do In A Lady's Presence by slap1(m): 4:43pm On Dec 31, 2013
[quote author=Cykik][/quote]

Romance › Re: Things A Guy Shouldn't Do In A Lady's Presence by slap1(m): 4:37pm On Dec 31, 2013
victorazy: Nofin can stop me putting hand in my boxers especially wen sleeping in cold weather.
!

Romance › Re: Things A Guy Shouldn't Do In A Lady's Presence by slap1(m): 4:27pm On Dec 31, 2013
Jenams: I dnt understand wats scratchin guys dccks, why my own nor dey scratch me?
Maybe you are impo...you know?
Romance › Re: Things A Guy Shouldn't Do In A Lady's Presence by slap1(m): 4:23pm On Dec 31, 2013
Don't talk about football or act her the club
she is supporting- she might pretend she
likes football but we ladies don't enjoy
soccer we only do it to please the guy we
love
Nomski0 and Mukina says ''Not really...''
Celebrities › Re: Tania Omotayo - Wizkid's Girlfriend - In A Bikini (Pictures) by slap1(m): 1:53pm On Dec 31, 2013
Zumarocket: i smell pu^ssy in dis thread
Damn! Didn't expect that from a lady woman!
Celebrities › Re: Tania Omotayo - Wizkid's Girlfriend - In A Bikini (Pictures) by slap1(m): 1:34pm On Dec 31, 2013
vynzecent: HOW DOES IT AFFECT THE PRICE OF GARRI IN THE MARKET
I think say una don die finish?
Politics › Re: Nigerian Military Kills 63 Boko Haram Suspects In Separate Attacks by slap1(m): 11:39am On Dec 31, 2013
lauyan Abuja: @slap1 u are an illegitimate child and u must be a gay!!
Seen.
Politics › Re: Nigerian Military Kills 63 Boko Haram Suspects In Separate Attacks by slap1(m): 11:37am On Dec 31, 2013
Enigmatic icon: Lol..
Who de lie?
Me or them?
Them.
Those boys no dey die finish?
Computer Market › Re: Laptop Batteries @ Fixed Price N4,800 Lagos 08103234587, 08079122647 by slap1(m): 11:34am On Dec 31, 2013
[quote author=buyamnow.com]available for 4800 non negotiable.[/quote]E never reach quarrel. How many hours battery life can it give?
Nairaland General › Re: What Is Your New Year Resolution? by slap1(m): 11:20am On Dec 31, 2013
1. Quit football betting (I've cleared my account with them)

2. Draw closer to God.

3. Make and save more money for the future.
Computer Market › Re: Laptop Batteries @ Fixed Price N4,800 Lagos 08103234587, 08079122647 by slap1(m): 10:16pm On Dec 30, 2013
I need the battery for DELL Vostro 1400. Do you have it?
Romance › Re: Abortion - After I Had Enough I Deleted My Toxic Relationship....you Can As Well by slap1(m): 10:14pm On Dec 30, 2013
rattlesnake: this blogger are cursed
Oyibo!
Romance › Re: ( Strictly For Ladies) Five Ways Indecent Dressing Can Affect Your Relationship by slap1(m): 9:50pm On Dec 30, 2013
Toktee: A friend dump his fiancee for the same reasons.
I can do the same. I hate indecent dressing. Recently, I lost the respect and love I had for a particular girl because of this. How can you wear a very tight leggings with a waist-length top, revealing the complete shape of your backside!? Odi egwu o!
Autos › Re: Registered Toyota 4runner 2000 @ N850,000.00 Call 08023416552 by slap1(m): 9:39pm On Dec 30, 2013
Are you kidding ?
Politics › Re: Nigerian Military Kills 63 Boko Haram Suspects In Separate Attacks by slap1(m): 9:34pm On Dec 30, 2013
Na lie jor!
Health › Re: Do You Know That Too Much of Sex can Cause Stroke? by slap1(m): 9:30pm On Dec 30, 2013
Which type of sex? Adultery, fornication or any type at all?
Technology Market › Re: Samsung S Duos And Fairly Used Hp 550 For Sale@ Affordable Prices by slap1(m): 9:18pm On Dec 30, 2013
Anything wrong with the HP? Battery? The specs nko?
Celebrities › Re: OJB Jezreel: D'banj Didn't Donate; Yet Won't Refute Claims! by slap1(m): 6:29pm On Dec 30, 2013
When the wind blows, we see the chicken's rump...
Car Talk › Re: First Potential Look At The N1.2million Nigerian Made Cars - Pics by slap1(m): 3:30pm On Dec 30, 2013
Whoever brought this idea...

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