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Abi you thief am or them thief am give you??

OBJ knows he crossed boundaries by involving Al-Mustpha. That guy knows enough to send OBJ to prison.

Wey you?

lordhugo: You need jesus.

Shove your preaching, man. There's nothing wrong in what she wrote.
By the way, OP, I've read it. I'll get back to you.

Bre-asts don't have equal size. But twice the size of the other is strange. Something similar happened to a girl I know, but the difference in size wasn't that much, though it was noticeable. She went to a doctor, took some pills and, luckily, the bre-asts reached an agreement. Take her to a doctor.

Jump and pass. I have a bright future. I want Genevieve.

Seun: No eyebrows. Considering that and her age, I think she would have to pay me!

This guy. What's with you and eyebrows?

Yeye boy. Berra go and thank your God.

dguy in dcorner: which skul

Abia State University. Of the greatest Ikengas and Ikengresses...

rudedough: I still don't understand ASUU and Nigeria students. Going back to school to do what? Have they fixed the Universities Infrastructures already or you guys are going back to the $hit they went on strike for?

Someone please explain to me, i am confused.

Go back to school first, then you can ask your VC.

Ok. I have 90% of what's listed above. Why am I still single? (Because I never buy Range Rover Sport)

searay: In other countries, your mate are the one manufacturing laptops. Nigerians youths are very laziness. I blame the governments for their act of incosinuatablidiasis

Mugu. Can you repair a calculator?

Baba419: Am dissapointed, some of you are here shouting see meat when a beautiful wildlife specimen is being killed for nothing. Thats like an african rock python and by the size it is as old as its killers, illiteracy will kill us before we know.

Onye ocha. See your head.

Eze Promoe: [color=crimson]So long a letter [/color]

Guess she's Mariama Ba's cousin.

valicious1: LIE. Its called

"ubochi ncheta omumu jesu kristi ".
In igbo language

IGBO = Ekeresimesi

Haha. Guy your topic is funny. Thanks for the laughter.

Where is the effect(s)? I don't understand.

Orikinla: Are you sure they are ladies?
You cannot judge people by their online characters on a public forum.
Many of them may be psychopaths.
I have met and dated one of them and she was a real problem child.

This man sef...

Saraben: I won't forgive any restaurant DAT served me dead fried chicken..

How you wan take know? You be winsh? Just know that poultry owners sell hundreds of dead chicken to fast foods and hotels. Daily.

Does the natural death make it a pig or crocodile? Or will it give you carbon-monoxide instead of protein?

This is beyond photoshop, it's photomarket.

DK

On my signature I stand.

[quote author=born_to_be_gr8t]says who? The woman that robbed me of my virginity is old enough to be my mother,i didnt even knw where to put my prick... But nw i have the experience cos i started early abeg let d girl flex,cos na end time we dey[/quote]Mad man, lol. So you want the naive girl to end with the time? SMH.

dis issue is making me cry all day cos my
getting married to a husband in future is at
stake

Now this is funny. When I was even 18/19, girls (older and younger) come after me, but I had little interest in them. So, just take it easy. Marriage shouldn't be on your 'to-do' list yet. Read novels, read your textbooks, and grow up a little more.