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Babe you still have a long way to go, just chill. I'm over 25 and no girlfriend yet (and I'm not ugly). People suggest I'm gay, but I know better. Next year (hopefully) I'll be ready to date. Get your WAEC, enter the uni and see what happens.

I like your complexion, by the way.

Well, that's a reaction.

I abhor extreme abbreviations! I see it as a sign of immaturity and irresponsibility. I RARELY use it, unless my phone has a low battery or I'm typing in Pidgin.

While marking my students scripts few weeks ago, I came across cringeworthy abbreviations. I had to deduct over 30% of the total score from the affected scripts. People should be patient enough to write/type words fully.

dmahn: ..Dont mix things up,its a different matter entirely..Is it moral? Dats my point

I believe morality is about what is right or wrong. It is right for a mother to breastfeed her baby in a taxi. I've even seen it in church, although the woman had to go to the back of the pew (but she was still in church). It is not offensive or immoral, it is even despicable to deny the baby food and allow him/her to cry.

But as big as you are, you can eat gala and La Casera in a bus, and you want a little baby to cry until there is breastfeeding space? Ok o.

Number two is very true.

Who needs Abgolanhor? We have Emenike!

maysdrays: people say the Bleep students up

People also say it's a good school. Are you gonna keep listening to people or make a move? I heard how bad and rough ABSU is before I entered. However, from first year to final year, no one harrassed me, lecturer or cultist. By God's grace, I'll be through in two month's time.

If the Lord does not keep a city, the watchmen watches in vain.

The neat interior nko?

Clean and cheap. Goodluck!

Abeg sharap! Why didn't you resign then?

Great guy. I miss his dimpled face and professional aura. All the best. See you in heaven!

AIDS does not fly; you have to open your legs. Racist nymPh00!

Did I read this from the front page? Adonbilivit!

The guy no get head? Is he a spirit?

Tenth child? Is she into child trafficking?

All animals are equal, but some are more equal than the others.

Where can one buy job experience in Nigeria? Every small vacancy now requires experience.

20k is not a marriage salary, for me. What are the guy's qualifications and prospects? Is he doing the job while waiting for a bigger one, or is that the best his credentials could get?

As a guy, I can't think of marrying any girl I love with that salary. Why would I wanna watch her suffer?

OP, I have to blame you PARTIALLY. You failed to 'configure' your girl properly. Before I date any girl, I'll instil some strong, sound ideals into her.

What do you guys even talk about? Even my close girlfriends won't believe this religious crap (I'm not bragging, but I have a way of getting people to listen when I talk). Call your girl and let her see reasons with you. Give her examples of lives and marriages that have been destroyed by these baseless men of God. Let her know that the devil she knows is better than the angel she doesn't know. Goodluck.

You guys should help the world and quit this childish act of abbreviating every single word! Heck! It's an eye-sore!

safarigirl: I try to divide my time between him and Osaze. I no just wan see even their boot near any field in Brazil

Nne, take it easy na...

This list is laughable. In my opinion, GEJ, Dangote, Linda and ASUU chairman are the only influential people on that list. Ice Prince? Japhet? Are you kidding me?

It's a symbiotic relationship. I once had a friend who said it is my DUTY to call her EVERYDAY.

I'd feel uncomfortable to have a bearded waiter take my orders.

Frankly, I do not wish to see you play. All the best, though.

aitoehigie: seun is crying? ETT.

Crying for you, I think.

Thank God for her.