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Politics › Re: ASUU Strike: Sambo, Minister, VCs In Closed Door Meeting by slap1(m): 4:32am On Oct 30, 2013
The previous closed-door meetings have yielded nothing. They'd better open the useless door.
Politics › Re: Senate Uncovers N12bn Fraud In NAPEP by slap1(m): 4:25am On Oct 30, 2013
Nigeria can only get worse. Take it or leave it.
Crime › Re: Nigerian Killed In A Carjacking Incident In Kenya by slap1(m): 4:52pm On Oct 29, 2013
The Nigerian man has no name because he is the victim. If he were the culprit, his name would have been in the first sentence of the story.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Vs Chelsea: Capital One Cup - (0 - 2) On 29th October 2013 by slap1(m): 2:21pm On Oct 29, 2013
bastien: vs Gnabry,Esfield,vermaelen,jenkinson,monreal,rosicky,carzola,Miguel,Bentner,fabianski,ramsey
Tell them, bro! They talk like they have the best second eleven in the world. Essien is already gone and Eto is fat enough for rugby. So I don't see the threat.
Politics › Re: The Current State Of Port-harcourt Road In Aba by slap1(m): 10:07am On Oct 29, 2013
The other day I passed there, around Hollywood Bus-Stop, the 'construction company' was using HAND TROWELS to cement bad portions of the road. Abia State is officially at a standstill.
Food › Re: Strange Food Combinations Some Nigerians Eat by slap1(m): 6:17pm On Oct 28, 2013
Akamu without sugar and white agidi.
Family › Re: Is Cheating Normal For Men? by slap1(m): 3:06pm On Oct 28, 2013
Kanwulia: 1. Cheating is VERY NORMAL FOR ALL MEN!!! If they do not cheat with their bodies, THEY SLEEP ONLINE AND SUPER-CHEAT WITH THEIR MINDS!!!! kiss

The "craftiest" ones aka EMOTIONAL-SCAMMERS will even give you ALL USER-IDs and PASSWORDS so they can be jeeerrrking-off behind your moo-moo azzzze while face-booking with others with YOUR WOR-WOR happy face with "GORILLA-TEETH" and all on their profile pages! cheesy

Mtcheeeeeeeeeeew!!!!
You sound hurt and silly.
Politics › Re: Mike Akhigbe Is Not Dead. by slap1(m): 3:03pm On Oct 28, 2013
Omexonomy: typical nigerian mentality.
His question is in order.
Properties › Re: Should A Man Live In A House Built By His Wife? by slap1(m): 2:59pm On Oct 28, 2013
Love is a mutual thing. If we love each other, why not?
Nairaland General › Re: Mysterious Winner Takes Earth Messages In Brazil, London And New York by slap1(m): 2:54pm On Oct 28, 2013
Fifa is doing good publicity for the next World Cup. Kudos!
Education › Re: What Is Your Worst Cgpa As A Student? by slap1(m): 1:57pm On Oct 28, 2013
3.0 cos I didn't buy textbooks/sort. Not bothered; I know my worth.
Politics › Re: Mike Akhigbe Is Dead (Ex Vice President) by slap1(m): 1:50pm On Oct 28, 2013
Laa n'udo.
Phones › Re: MTN Customer Care Thread by slap1(m): 1:55pm On Oct 27, 2013
SugaryBelle: because you are dialing every other number except mine.
Lol. But then we chat regularly, don't we? I know they're not quite the same. So, don't worry, I'll call.
Phones › Re: MTN Customer Care Thread by slap1(m): 7:32pm On Oct 26, 2013
I have N200 airtime bonus but I can't make calls with it. When I try, my airtime goes. What is the problem?
Politics › Re: N35bn Pension Scam Uncovered At HOSF by slap1(m): 9:03am On Oct 26, 2013
Make I hear say Nigeria go better.
Education › Re: Is This Statement Correct? by slap1(m): 7:43am On Oct 25, 2013
[quote author=Prof. ZUBRA]I understand you better but I'm not convinced,I'm not saying the statement is wrong because I know my limit in English Language but I want to know the reason for using 'say' instead of 'said'[/quote]It is correct. Present continuous tense. It means that our parents have not stopped saying it. If you replace the verb 'say' with a verb phrase, it will be: ''Our parents have been saying. . .'' That shows you that the action of saying that thing is still in progress.

If the verb is in the past tense (said), it means that our parents said it before, in the past; but they don't say it again. In this case, the verb phrase would be: have said. . .

So the reason for using 'say' instead of 'said' is because 'say' shows that our parents are still saying it, while 'said' shows that they no longer say it. Do you get it now?
Foreign Affairs › Re: 35 World Leaders Had Their Phone Surveilled By The U.S. by slap1(m): 6:45am On Oct 25, 2013
Paranoid country.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Boy Carrying Toy Gun Killed By Police by slap1(m): 6:41am On Oct 25, 2013
Shlt happens. Rest in peace, boy.

However, from carrying toy guns, he may graduate to the real thing.
Sports › Re: Mysterious Signs. End Time Close? by slap1(m): 11:25pm On Oct 24, 2013
Scary shit. Only goal.com have reported it. Nothing on BBC since it appeared in Rio on Sunday. I'd better give my life to Christ!
Family › Re: How Much Should A Potential Nigerian Husband Earn? by slap1(m): 2:04pm On Oct 24, 2013
Orikinla: Any man not earning over N1 million as basic annual income should not be allowed to marry.
To me, poor people should not marry so that they will not bring innocent kids into the world to suffer deprivations in abject poverty as majority of them do in Nigeria.
Lol. This man. You seem to have a thing against poor men. . .how about poor women?
Sports › Re: Sepp Blatter Remembers Yekini On 50th Birthday by slap1(m): 1:17pm On Oct 24, 2013
pendusky: NA WASH! WHY DIDN'T HE REMEMBER HIM WHEN HE WAS ALIVE?
Are you OK? Did YOU remember him when he was alive?
Politics › Re: National Conference Report Will End-up With Akara Sellers — Shehu Sani by slap1(m): 9:46am On Oct 24, 2013
mikeansy: Shehu Sani has just told us what he intends to do with his copy of the report.

The rest of us will take it seriously
You and who? And to what purpose? It makes no difference, the national conference is just another lexis on government and administration.
Music/Radio › Re: What Does Your Taste In Music Say About Your Intelligence? by slap1(m): 5:19pm On Oct 23, 2013
Give me R and B. Give me rock, then leave me alone.
Education › Re: ASUU Strike Will Be Over In Few Months – Wike by slap1(m): 3:45pm On Oct 23, 2013
If you ask me, eight months is still a couple of months. It depends on the context.
Car Talk › Re: Japanese Or German Cars- Which Do You Prefer And Why? by slap1(m): 5:04pm On Oct 22, 2013
sweetpoison: Which one did ur father buyed
Oh my God!
Car Talk › Re: Japanese Or German Cars- Which Do You Prefer And Why? by slap1(m): 5:03pm On Oct 22, 2013
sweetpoison: Which one did ur father buyed
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal V Dortmund: UCL (1 - 2) On 22nd October 2013 by slap1(m): 3:18pm On Oct 22, 2013
Lorhdany: DORTMUND WILL BEAT THE HELL OUT OF ARSENAL TODAY. Dont think this is Napoli or Norwich. This is Dortmund, I'm not a hater i'm a Madridista. HALA MADRID!
LOL! You think Kolscieny will admire Lewandowski like Pepe? You are in for a suprize! Gunners all the way! We did it before in 2011, we will do it again tonight! #TopOfTheTable
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal V Dortmund: UCL (1 - 2) On 22nd October 2013 by slap1(m): 3:14pm On Oct 22, 2013
dayokanu: Up Dortmund

I only wish they werent battling with injury to key players like Pizceck, Schmelzer and gundogan

Also the coach Jurgen Klopp is suspended

Eich Leibe (One Love)
You also forget that we are without any natural winger. No Walcott and Ox, or even Podolski. And worst of all, Flamini is out with a concussion. So, shelve the excuses. Today is Arsene Wenger's birthday, and the boys will make him happy! #COYG
Politics › Re: President Jonathan To Depart For Pilgrimage To Israel This Week by slap1(m): 9:47am On Oct 22, 2013
alotofgrace: that short thing bah? grin grin
Haha. Na you talk am o!
Politics › Re: President Jonathan To Depart For Pilgrimage To Israel This Week by slap1(m): 9:44am On Oct 22, 2013
I bet my October salary that T. A Orji is among them. That man is just happy to lazy about till his tenure expires.

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