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 Romance › Re: Can You Afford To Share The Same Bedroom With Your Partner? by slap1(m): 9:25pm On Sep 09, 2013 |
^^ You get time to reply am. Kudos to you! |
| Romance › Re: Ladies,..good News! by slap1(m): 9:22pm On Sep 09, 2013 |
[quote author=-Mr Cork-]..I quit dating white females...how do I cope? ..please advise  [/quote]Guess they want your imaginary Range Rover Sport. Mugu! 1 Like |
| Nairaland General › Re: $30,000 Catacombo Coffin With Sound System & A Spotify Streaming Account by slap1(m): 8:04pm On Sep 09, 2013 |
sylve11: give two reasons pls.OK. 1. When I'm angry, a woman may take time to make me happy (that's if she does), but if Arsenal wins, that anger is gone! 2. A girlfriend can annoy me and I watch a good game and forget it. But when my team loses, my girl can make me happy at the moment, but I keep boiling inside about the game "we" lost. It all depends, though. . . |
| Nairaland General › Re: $30,000 Catacombo Coffin With Sound System & A Spotify Streaming Account by slap1(m): 6:17pm On Sep 09, 2013 |
sylve11: a dstv decoder and not even ur bre@st in hand that worths over 20 in brazzier? is bre@st not a better companion to dstv decoder?Bro, on a good day, I choose football over woman! #FACT |
| Nairaland General › Re: $30,000 Catacombo Coffin With Sound System & A Spotify Streaming Account by slap1(m): 6:15pm On Sep 09, 2013 |
adeokunade: . Arsenal your darling team may not even win any trophy if you watch for years in your coffinBAD BELLE! Just chill and watch Özil tear EPL defences apart! |
| Family › Re: A Nairalander, His Beautiful Wife, And Baby-pictures & Video by slap1(m): 6:10pm On Sep 09, 2013 |
WOW! I feel like getting married! ASUU FREE ME! 1 Like |
| Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Questions Concerning Your Preferred Salary Scale During Job Interviews by slap1(m): 4:43pm On Sep 09, 2013 |
Same thing happened where I went for an interview today. I left the field blank. The interviewer insisted, so I wrote down something. I ended up getting a little more than that, but the interviewer (a senior friend) said I should write something bigger next time, that I'm a man! Finally, I got the job. (na part-time job sha, waiting for FG/ASUU) |
| Family › Re: Did You Have Sex With your Spouse Before Marriage? by slap1(m): 11:26am On Sep 09, 2013 |
Perfecter4real: hmmmm....have u really been a good guy?Oh yeah! |
| Family › Re: Did You Have Sex With your Spouse Before Marriage? by slap1(m): 9:39pm On Sep 08, 2013 |
^ I still believe we have great girls out there. I deserve one because I've been a good guy, and I'll sure get one when it's gonna be. 25 Likes |
| Family › Re: Did You Have Sex With your Spouse Before Marriage? by slap1(m): 9:34pm On Sep 08, 2013 |
Perfecter4real: why what made you change ur views?Some girls tell you ''no sex" to polish their dignity before you, and then they go behind and bang like hell. Again, some girls have destroyed themselves and will give you the refurbished thing for the original. Sex before marriage is getting validated as normal. The new trend is pregnancy before marriage because most girls have formatted their womb with uncountable abortions. . .etc...etc. 10 Likes |
| Romance › Re: Broken Hearted Girl! by slap1(m): 7:24pm On Sep 08, 2013 |
Sorry dear. Time heals the wounds of the heart. Talking helps to relieve the pain, I know. Take it easy. Everything will be fine. |
| Family › Re: Did You Have Sex With your Spouse Before Marriage? by slap1(m): 7:11pm On Sep 08, 2013 |
I'm still single. It used to be ideal to launch the sex on your wedding night, now I'm not sure the idea is fool-proof anymore. 1 Like |
| Romance › Re: Whats The Meaning Of Fopll by slap1(m): 7:08pm On Sep 08, 2013 |
Ire007: Hello guys.I guess it's the short form of fore-play, which is the little egwuregwu (play) you do to get ready before having s3x, like French-kissing and the others you know. That's what I think. |
| Romance › Re: Guys Can You Woo This Type Of Girl Without Fear ? ( Picture ) by slap1(m): 6:59pm On Sep 08, 2013 |
She's customized for Great Khali. 1 Like |
| Romance › Re: My Gf Sucks At Cooking by slap1(m): 6:32pm On Sep 08, 2013*. Modified: 7:03pm On Sep 08, 2013 |
Nomski0: if i were you, i'll send her back to her mother to learn the basic act of cooking. She has no excuse in this matter.....many girls are forgetting that in the african culture, a woman's first education is in the kitchen......they'll shout and shout about wanting to fine the perfect man when they've not tried to perfect themselves in all ramifications. Op, send her to her mother to learn when she's done, she can come back, if you're still interested by then. Dont think about bringing a maid to cover her imperfection, is the maid not a woman like herWow! Best advice so far. Will keep it in mind incase my GF can't cook (although I'm good at that). |
| Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Upload Ur Pitcha Nd Let D Ladies Coment by slap1(m): 6:29pm On Sep 08, 2013 |
swtchicgurl: ^^ nice, but something doesnt seem ryt....either the shades, teeth or tieTie, maybe. Slightly bent. Edited. |
| Politics › Re: Nigeria Partners Russia To build A Nuclear Power Station! by slap1(m): 5:21pm On Sep 08, 2013 |
Gideojim: May God help this Time, I pray it work out Properlly It going to be great I have long expect this From FGAre you a Nigerian? Do you live in Nigeria? Do you know about nuclear plants? |
| Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Upload Ur Pitcha Nd Let D Ladies Coment by slap1(m): 4:59pm On Sep 08, 2013*. Modified: 5:28pm On Sep 11, 2013 |
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| Celebrities › Re: Iyanya With R-kelly In Atlanta (photo) by slap1(m): 4:39pm On Sep 08, 2013 |
R. Kelly! I can't get tired of listening to his gospel songs! |
| Celebrities › Re: Eedris Abdulkareem Insults Cossy Orjiakor On Twitter by slap1(m): 4:33pm On Sep 08, 2013 |
I dey browse with phone abeg, the tweet no clear. Wetin he talk? |
| Romance › Re: 7 Things Women Want In A Gentleman by slap1(m): 3:15pm On Sep 08, 2013 |
I am a gentleman but, believe me, I now want to be the very opposite. I even pray about it. It really sucks to be a gentleman these times. |
| Christianity Etc › Re: Do You Say Your Morning Prayer On Sunday? by slap1(m): 12:44pm On Sep 08, 2013 |
We don't do it as a family, but I can do mine personally. |
| Politics › Re: Should Religious Leaders Seek Political Positions? by slap1(m): 12:20pm On Sep 08, 2013 |
NO. There is somewhere in the scripture (I've forgotten) where they are advised not to concern themselves with the politics of the world. . . |
| Politics › Re: Bode George Supports President Jonathan by slap1(m): 12:10pm On Sep 08, 2013 |
Smartie! Appointment things. . . |
| Education › Re: Students Dont Want ASUU Strike To End - ASUU President by slap1(m): 12:05pm On Sep 08, 2013 |
If ASUU is serious about sustaining this strike, then it should shut the hell up and get on with it. What's with talking about the strike regularly when there is no new positive development? 4 Likes |
| Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Hbday Adaobi <3 <3 by slap1(m): 11:42am On Sep 08, 2013 |
HBD, Ada di oha nma! |
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