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TV/Movies › Re: DStv Raises Charges Again. by slap1(m): 7:02pm On Oct 05, 2013

Afam4eva: Nna, idikwa sure? With N2100 per month?

Yeah, bro! Here in Aba we use either MCL or PBS for N2,100 monthly. MCL gives 38 stations and all EPL games are aired on Aljazera sports. You even get The FA Cup and Capital One Cup which I think is not available on DSTV. I've never seen a DSTV decoder in Aba. I swear!

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Politics › Re: Civil Servants; Have You Been Paid Your September Salary? by slap1(m): 11:05am On Oct 05, 2013

ge best: MAY GOD SAVES US FROM JONATHAN'S ADMINISTRATION, MY DEAR I WORK IN FED MINISTRY 2 ND I VE BEEN EXPERIENCING SAL DELAY B4 GEJ TUK OVA 17-18 OF D SAME MONT DEY VE PAID US BUT NOW 7-10 OF D ODA MONT B4 WE LL COLLECT SALARY 2 BAD.

Your abbreviation is disgusting!

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Politics › Re: Crashed Aircraft Was 23 Years Old by slap1(m): 10:26am On Oct 05, 2013

I'm older than the plane, and I'm still a fresh-looking dude. . .it's all about proper servicing.

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Literature › Re: Word 'OZIL' Added To The New Oxford Dictionary by slap1(m): 6:48pm On Oct 04, 2013

Wetin pesin no go see?

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal V Napoli - UCL (2 - 0) On 1st October 2013 by slap1(m): 2:09am On Oct 02, 2013

HATERS GONNA HATE!

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Swansea City Vs Arsenal (1 - 2) On 28th September 2013 by slap1(m): 7:06pm On Sep 28, 2013

macjireh: FT
SWA 2-2 ARS

rem'ber swa/liv.....

You need Procold.

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Swansea City Vs Arsenal (1 - 2) On 28th September 2013 by slap1(m): 7:02pm On Sep 28, 2013

[quote author=dipo+]If we hadnt scored, i would have called for Giroud's head for passing when he was clear on goal[/quote]Me too. . . I was like what-the-heck, then Ramsey 'roofed' it in. Happy weekend for me!

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Swansea City Vs Arsenal (1 - 2) On 28th September 2013 by slap1(m): 6:55pm On Sep 28, 2013

Please how many goals has Ramsey in the EPL now? I'm too excited to count.

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Swansea City Vs Arsenal (1 - 2) On 28th September 2013 by slap1(m): 6:54pm On Sep 28, 2013

andyanders: They have already

Tell me something.

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Swansea City Vs Arsenal (1 - 2) On 28th September 2013 by slap1(m): 6:51pm On Sep 28, 2013

RAMSEY! What a finish!

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Swansea City Vs Arsenal (1 - 2) On 28th September 2013 by slap1(m): 6:49pm On Sep 28, 2013

Cool finish by Gnabry. COYG

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Swansea City Vs Arsenal (1 - 2) On 28th September 2013 by slap1(m): 6:21pm On Sep 28, 2013

means: Inspite of Arsenal's position on the log, they are still pretenders. The real tittle contenders still remain United, City and Chelsea in that order.

No one has lost money for dreaming, so enjoy your dreams. . .

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Swansea City Vs Arsenal (1 - 2) On 28th September 2013 by slap1(m): 6:19pm On Sep 28, 2013

fredoooooo: napoli dey lead 2-0 , una dey ready on teusday ? i laugh in higuain

How is that our biz? When we get to that bridge, we will glide across. . .

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Swansea City Vs Arsenal (1 - 2) On 28th September 2013 by slap1(m): 6:15pm On Sep 28, 2013

mukina2: oh Gnabry

His composure has been appalling.

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Swansea City Vs Arsenal (1 - 2) On 28th September 2013 by slap1(m): 6:11pm On Sep 28, 2013

Swansea looks very organized so far; Chico Flores has been especially tidy, but I trust Arsenal to get a win today! #COYG

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Tottenham Vs Chelsea (1 - 1) On 28th September 2013 by slap1(m): 1:26pm On Sep 28, 2013

ARSENAL >> CH£L$HIT

Christianity Etc › Re: God Saved Me And My Siblings From A Big Python In Port Harcourt. by slap1(m): 5:48pm On Sep 27, 2013

And your elder sisters called you what? ''Bros?''

Christianity Etc › Re: God Saved Me And My Siblings From A Big Python In Port Harcourt. by slap1(m): 5:46pm On Sep 27, 2013

sunsky29: y una da crusify me lyk ths na?y'll shld read d 2nd n 3rd page .i said d truth

You said the truth? Why do you bother to reply every dissenting opinion then? Why not ignore them?

Phones › How Can I Change The Dutch Language In A HTC Touch Cruise To English? by slap1(op): 1:12pm On Sep 22, 2013

Hello, people.
I got a HTC Touch Cruise but the language is in Dutch, which has made the phone kinda useless. How can I change it to English? Thanks!

Politics › Re: Kenya Mall Under Attack From Islamic Terrorists (Pictures) by slap1(m): 10:34am On Sep 22, 2013

Rest in peace, Kofi Awoonor, Professor of African Literature, victim of the Westgate Mall terrorist attack in Kenya. A wonderful and gifted poet! Your poem, SONGS OF SORROW, is apt for this painful moment. Tears is inevitable as the touching lyrics of that poem crawls across my mind. . . RIP, prof!

Politics › Re: Kenya Mall Under Attack From Islamic Terrorists (Pictures) by slap1(m): 10:14am On Sep 22, 2013

Zeebah23: To Kofi Awoonor and others who lost their lives-R.I.P.

JESUS! I had to log in after seeing this! Kofi Awoonor? Oh my God! One of my fav poets! Chai! God bless his soul!

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Sunderland Vs Arsenal (1 - 3) On 14th September 2013 by slap1(m): 7:58am On Sep 15, 2013

write2obi: Breaking News Giroud out on the season, Bendtner to lead the line for the rest of the season.

Giroud tweeted that his knee is OK. Maybe your brains are out of the season and your nyash will lead your thinking. Lol, na joke o!

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Everton Vs Chelsea (1 - 0) On 14th September 2013 by slap1(m): 1:14am On Sep 15, 2013

write2obi: Enjoy it while it last

If you think we can't, that's too bad for you. . . COYG

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Everton Vs Chelsea (1 - 0) On 14th September 2013 by slap1(m): 6:51pm On Sep 14, 2013

Mouth-rinho! The special loser! Hahahaha! #COYG

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Everton Vs Chelsea (1 - 0) On 14th September 2013 by slap1(m): 6:41pm On Sep 14, 2013

Everton! Let's go there! Let's do this!

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Sunderland Vs Arsenal (1 - 3) On 14th September 2013 by slap1(m): 12:04pm On Sep 14, 2013

Centre-back should be Sagna-Kolscieny (ROAD BLOCK), Metersacker is ill. Any which way, three points things! COYG!

Romance › Re: What Do You Miss Most About Your Ex? by slap1(m): 10:55am On Sep 14, 2013

adaobi123: Wow. Now that's love

Oh hell NO! Dafuq?!

Politics › Re: Kidnapped Victim Rescued In King's Palace In Delta State ! by slap1(m): 10:41am On Sep 14, 2013

Names withheld! Nonsense! How can we progress when we keep hiding evil doers? Rubbish!

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Romance › Re: Ridiculous Phrases Men Use To Break-up With Ladies by slap1(m): 5:10pm On Sep 13, 2013

OP, so which one do you advise us to use?

Health › Re: Guys, How Often Do You Change Your Boxer Shorts? by slap1(m): 5:01pm On Sep 13, 2013

Every public holiday. The one I'm wearing now will be off on Independence Day.

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