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Food › Re: Pictures Of A Yam That Resembles A Folded Fist by slap1(m): 4:00pm On Sep 12, 2013

[quote author=Secret_Dreams]I love pounded yam[/quote]Na this yam go pound you!

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Sports › Re: Alex Iwobi, Okocha's Nephew Is An Arsenal Player by slap1(m): 3:56pm On Sep 12, 2013

#COYG

Celebrities › Re: Chinedu Ikedieze And Wife On Vacation In Minnesota, USA (PHOTO) by slap1(m): 3:12pm On Sep 12, 2013

bad meat: This thread has some SHORT comings

LOL. You're a real bad meat! Anu ojoo!

Gaming › Re: Nigeria Is Not Included In FIFA14 Even After Winning Afcon 2013 by slap1(m): 9:17pm On Sep 11, 2013

Francheezy: PES RULES

FIFA SVCKS

I rather play Winning Eleven than PES!

Phones › Re: The Glo Bounce 30MB Is Fake. by slap1(op): 5:42pm On Sep 11, 2013

Now I use 5MB for N5 from MTN daily and I don't always exhaust it. I haven't had a SINGLE issue with that cos I now have little time to browse. When I'm a bit free during weekends, I use my laptop.

PS: Abeg how I fit browse with MTN BIS for my laptop?

Phones › Re: The Glo Bounce 30MB Is Fake. by slap1(op): 5:36pm On Sep 11, 2013

henryutd: Yours is even better that it was on phone that you used it. I used mine on my laptop. Before I could open my eyes, it is gone. I equally lost my airtime too.

LOL. Sorry, bro! I vex that day! Just goal.com and nairaland in under 5 minutes consumes 5 to 6 MB! Mehn! O di egwu o!

Romance › Re: How Does Your Girlfriend Assist And Support You Whenever You Are Broke? by slap1(m): 5:23pm On Sep 11, 2013

Some girlfriends are worth it, others aren't. Once when going back to school, I got money and little stuffs from her. In school, I got airtimes, too. There are also other things I can't mention here. . .even though things aren't that cool between us again, I still speak highly of her: great girl!

Like I said, we have good girls, although they are now more like an endangered specie, just like the good guys.

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Politics › Re: PDP Crisis: Jonathan, Aliyu, Lamido, Nyako Meet by slap1(m): 4:08pm On Sep 11, 2013

Ishsoph: BREAKING NEWS

Nine ministers has been sacked in what is termed a minor reshufflement done in the executive arm of our government.
Yet to know who and who are involved.

The Minister of Education got the axe. I don't know about the others.

Fashion › Re: Male Leggings With Photos (would You Rock It?) by slap1(m): 4:03pm On Sep 11, 2013

Who's the girl in the second pics?

TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa Made N7billion by slap1(m): 4:00pm On Sep 11, 2013

Not suprized. Po.rn is a lucrative business.

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Politics › Re: Pictures Of Borno & Yobe From A JTF Nairalander. by slap1(m): 4:27pm On Sep 10, 2013

^^

FULL HOUSE!

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Politics › Re: Pictures Of Borno & Yobe From A JTF Nairalander. by slap1(m): 4:22pm On Sep 10, 2013

Christmasdon: Hausa men(JTF) fighting hausa boys(boko haram) sounding somehow.

You posting something meaningful. . .sounds somehow.

Politics › Re: Pictures Of Borno & Yobe From A JTF Nairalander. by slap1(m): 4:08pm On Sep 10, 2013

Akamu and Stew: Based on awuf food for the "Congo"..... Abi??

You don chop rubbish sotey your name become Akamu and stew and you no wan make them chow, abi?

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Politics › Re: Pictures Of Borno & Yobe From A JTF Nairalander. by slap1(m): 3:55pm On Sep 10, 2013

13volts: Housing projects in damaturu

Hmm! Na free?

Politics › Re: Pictures Of Borno & Yobe From A JTF Nairalander. by slap1(m): 3:54pm On Sep 10, 2013

13volts: These MOPOLs from 41 Damaturu really made Nigeria police proud, they stood aganist all ods with just thier AK 47 and fought boko boys with RPG, bombs etc. This base is the only police formation that has not been attack or bombed. i salute these boys from 41 base Damaturu,

Dafuq?!

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Politics › Re: Pictures Of Borno & Yobe From A JTF Nairalander. by slap1(m): 3:49pm On Sep 10, 2013

13volts: in a day more than 5 luxurious buses enter maiduguri

Haha! My Ariaria brothers, I guess. Ego di na ogwu (money is on thorns).

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Politics › Re: Pictures Of Borno & Yobe From A JTF Nairalander. by slap1(m): 3:46pm On Sep 10, 2013

Mayany: hahahaha all dsame am so distracted in the office because of this topic am loving it refreshing tins

Me too. I got stuffs to write, but I'm stuck on this amazing thread.

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Politics › Re: Pictures Of Borno & Yobe From A JTF Nairalander. by slap1(m): 3:42pm On Sep 10, 2013

OP. More grease to your elbow, more data to your laptop/phone. GOD BLESS AND KEEP YOU TO SEE YOUR FAMILY AND RETIRE RICHLY AND IN PEACE. MAY OLD AGE BE YOUR PORTION, AMEN!

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Politics › Re: Pictures Of Borno & Yobe From A JTF Nairalander. by slap1(m): 3:37pm On Sep 10, 2013

Mayany: On a normal day i wont comment on 3rd page but i really have to say kudos to 13volt and all gallant soldiers in the field may God give u all the strength to be victorious not forgeting the civilian jtf it shall be well with u all

Actually, na 4th page you dey.

Politics › Re: Pictures Of Borno & Yobe From A JTF Nairalander. by slap1(m): 3:30pm On Sep 10, 2013

13volts: Boys organizing bush meat

Man must whack! Haha. You guys deserve even more!

Politics › Re: Pictures Of Borno & Yobe From A JTF Nairalander. by slap1(m): 3:25pm On Sep 10, 2013

pendusky: nice one op!!! wish i was ther with u to fight them!

Be careful what you wish for. . .

Politics › Re: Pictures Of Borno & Yobe From A JTF Nairalander. by slap1(m): 3:23pm On Sep 10, 2013

Ichie11: ewwwwooooooo! end time things mchewwwww

Can't you see how odd, lame and facetious your id!otic little post is?

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Politics › Re: Pictures Of Borno & Yobe From A JTF Nairalander. by slap1(m): 3:20pm On Sep 10, 2013

Good job, 13volts. I have a young friend in the JTF, too. I worry so much about his safety. May God keep him and you all. LONG LIVE JTF!

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Career › Re: Choices You Might End-up Regretting In 10 Years by slap1(m): 1:23pm On Sep 10, 2013

PAGE SAVED!

Celebrities › Re: Nigerian Top Comedians And Their Wives (Pictures) by slap1(m): 12:56pm On Sep 10, 2013

Tayeni: who is Soponna?

The Yoruba god of small-pox, I think. Are you looking for your small-pox?

Nairaland General › Re: $30,000 Catacombo Coffin With Sound System & A Spotify Streaming Account by slap1(m): 7:40am On Sep 10, 2013

royale442: ARSENAL FANS AFTER SIGNING ÖZIL who is the best midfielder = Özil
who is the best striker = Özil

who is the best goal keeper = Özil

who is the best defender = Özil

who is the best coach = Özil

who is the president of Nigeria = Özil

who is the owner of NL = Özil
3+7 = Özil
what is your name = özil.

Bro, I'd like to know just ONE player who is more creative that Mesut Özil in the EPL, Seria A, Ligue 1 and Bundesliga.

Nairaland General › Re: $30,000 Catacombo Coffin With Sound System & A Spotify Streaming Account by slap1(m): 7:37am On Sep 10, 2013

Awoofawo: na one wey fit make me watch p.or.n me want! make you na no call me pervert, there nothing bad in feeling heavenly while watching heavenly movie on the way to heaven. ):' x

LOL. You are crazy!

Romance › Re: Ladies,..good News! by slap1(m): 6:09am On Sep 10, 2013

[quote author=-Mr Cork-]..but is it illegal In Nigeria For u people to Say something nice to someone? undecided

[/quote]Is it illegal in London for you and 190 to make sense?

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Politics › Re: Ex-militant Tompolo Buys A Private Jet by slap1(m): 6:04am On Sep 10, 2013

Who said crime does not pay?

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Upload Ur Pitcha Nd Let D Ladies Coment by slap1(m): 9:35pm On Sep 09, 2013

dat1guest: So guys actually upload their pix here...SMHHHH for all of una..

btw how does d opinion of d ladies here affect u?? e go mk u fine d more??

It's for the fun, ok? Some of us have girlfriends we wouldn't trade for any one, OK?

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