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PhonesRe: Telegram Is Way Better Than Whatsapp by slap1(m): 9:03am On Mar 04, 2017
I've heard about this telegram a lot. Lemme download it, especially as I don't understand this new whatsapp.
CelebritiesRe: Dog Theft: Oge Okoye's Wikipedia Page Tampered By Nigerians by slap1(m): 8:57am On Mar 04, 2017
After her long period of absence and irrelevance, she decides to steal her way back into relevance.
LiteratureRe: Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie Elected Into US Academy Of Arts And Letters by slap1(m): 8:49pm On Mar 03, 2017
eezeribe:
Feminist... And yet,she still needed a man (husband) to impregnate her so she can bear children.
Totally unrelated. She is a feminist, not a lesbain.
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CelebritiesRe: Oge Okoye Claims Kenya Moore's Dogs As Hers, Got Called Out (Photos) by slap1(m): 8:11pm On Mar 03, 2017
What type of nonsense is this? undecided
PoliticsRe: Ayiri Emami & Wife Celebrate Daughter Misan's 7th Birthday (Pics) by slap1(m): 6:27pm On Mar 03, 2017
gibzzhd:
yes oooo and his children are in the school too.when they celebrate every one celebrates!!!
Cool. He seems to have a big heart.
PoliticsRe: Osinbajo Visits Southern Kaduna by slap1(m): 6:24pm On Mar 03, 2017
maclatunji:
Careful. Your thinking someone will die at a certain time is in very poor taste in this context.
I could have written "when Buhari is dead", you know? So I'm not wishing him dead, but I don't see him coming back or finishing his tenure as president.
PoliticsRe: Osinbajo Visits Southern Kaduna by slap1(m): 6:13pm On Mar 03, 2017
Buhari would rather travel to irrelevant conferences outside Nigeria when his house is on fire. Osinbajo is building bridges across ethnic groups because he will walk across those bridges when he becomes president after Buhari is no more.
PoliticsRe: Ayiri Emami & Wife Celebrate Daughter Misan's 7th Birthday (Pics) by slap1(m): 6:09pm On Mar 03, 2017
gibzzhd:
They can learn to be more generous during these celebrations.imagine we dey d school yet nothing touch our hand.haba if na Agofure every body for smile.
Agofure the transportation guy is from Warri?
PoliticsRe: Ayiri Emami & Wife Celebrate Daughter Misan's 7th Birthday (Pics) by slap1(m): 6:05pm On Mar 03, 2017
What does this guy do for a living? And what is his net worth? They keep calling him a billionaire. Not hating, just want to be sure because we overblow facts in this country.
TV/MoviesRe: Yemi Blaq Is The Voice Of Big Brother Naija 2017? by slap1(m): 4:52pm On Mar 03, 2017
I think it's Ebuka's voice with some computer editing. The first time I tuned into the show, I thought to myself that the voice sounded like Ebuka Obi-Uchendu's voice. Then, I didn't even know he was the anchor of the show.
CrimeRe: Undergraduate Initiates Schoolgirls Into Cultism In Ondo by slap1(m): 10:43am On Mar 03, 2017
Armstrong34:
Lmao baptism by fire indeedgrin..... He has become the Holy Spirit..... Afonjas known with their myopic and ewedu way of doin thingscheesy
"ewedu ways of doing things..."

You guys are crazy! grin
FoodRe: 5 Reasons You Should Cook At Home Instead Of Eating Out by slap1(m): 9:57am On Mar 03, 2017
Guyman02:
Its not always that you save money cooking at home. For instance for me to cook 2 cups of beans at home I need to burn my gas or kerosene for 1hr, buy crayfish N50, pepper palm oil etc, calculate the cost yourself.
But I can go to a restaurant close to my house and buy already cooked beans for N100 and it will be enough for one meal because the restaurant cooks in bulk.
Oshey, statistician of the federation. grin N100 beans is not enough for a meal here in Owerri.
FoodRe: 5 Reasons You Should Cook At Home Instead Of Eating Out by slap1(m): 9:55am On Mar 03, 2017
Number 2 is so on point. Then 3 and 4. When I started cooking for myself, I remember adding too much or too little of either salt or pepper. Sometimes I forget to add pepper at all.

Now I cook better. Last week I was at the market to buy ingredients for egusi and uziza tongue and one lady kept looking and asked whether I'll be making the soup myself. I said yes. She looked pleased and told me how her brother can't cook anything.

Wetin concern me? grin
FamilyRe: My Boss Is Threatening My Marriage by slap1(m): 9:47am On Mar 03, 2017
torqque7:
Rubbish..I hope he kicks you out of the house olosho,you are indeed very cheap,you lucky it's not me you r married to,gerarahiamen women like you disgust me. angry
cry cry cry
FamilyRe: My Boss Is Threatening My Marriage by slap1(m): 9:43am On Mar 03, 2017
Dyt:
Everyone saying quit job
undecided undecided

Yes
She has admitted her mistakes
She's pleading
Still pleading
Dunno why it's hard for men to forgive sha
Not like she's still with him sef
Hian
Very selfish set of humans
Dyt calm down. Was the fling after she got married? If so, don't expect easy forgiveness especially if the husband has been faithful. If it was before the marriage, then I can forgive easily. Speaking for myself.
FamilyRe: My Boss Is Threatening My Marriage by slap1(m): 9:40am On Mar 03, 2017
But you were really cheap abeg. I'm not condemning you but WTF?! You only visited and it happened? Was it before or after you got married? My chest is even beating now with fear. What's happening these days?

If it happened and ended before he married you, I can understand. But if it happened after he married you, I just weak.
CelebritiesRe: Miyonse, Soma And Busty Female Fan Pictured by slap1(m): 6:34pm On Mar 02, 2017
soberdrunk:
Nah "Wifi boobs" be this, you fit dey room dey suck from parlour....... angry

CelebritiesRe: Bisola Featured In FalzTheBahdGuy "Ellobae" Video (photos) by slap1(m): 6:33pm On Mar 02, 2017
Nixiepie:
Not surprised,she is a beauty
She's a beauty? undecided
CrimeRe: Young Girl Brutally Beaten By Her Father In Lagos(pics) by slap1(m): 5:45pm On Mar 02, 2017
People are wicked! I can't even do this to Sergei Mavrodi and Chuddy for taking my money via MMM.
CareerRe: FG February Salary 2017 by slap1(m): 2:48pm On Mar 02, 2017
babyfaceafrica:
has!!!!
He spelt it in Yoruba. Not being tribalistic though.
PoliticsRe: Justice Sylvanus Nsofor, Ambassadorial Nominee Refuses To Recite National Anthem by slap1(m): 8:11pm On Mar 01, 2017
82 year old? Ambassador to the land of the ancestors?
EducationRe: Exam Seating Arrangement In MOUA, Umudike (Photos) by slap1(m): 10:23am On Mar 01, 2017
Nothing special, the desks are small. When you sit like this in ABSU New Exam Hall you go know. Even your ancestors cannot help you. grin
CelebritiesRe: Burial Photos Of MC Worthy Comedian by slap1(m): 6:50pm On Feb 28, 2017
Was he sleeping while standing? They said he slumped in his sleep.

RIP.
CrimeRe: Arsenal Fan 'Boy-Yo' Murdered In Ogoni, Rivers State By Gunmen (Graphic Pics) by slap1(m): 6:41pm On Feb 28, 2017
jejemanito:
Was it really that pressing to attach "Arsenal" to his name?
Yes, to get more traffic.
PoliticsRe: Ground Breaking Ceremony Of Air Force Owerri Stalled By Youths With Placards(pix by slap1(m): 6:18pm On Feb 28, 2017
adem30:
If this same project happens to be in the North, this same people will be crying.

No wonder Buhari always ignore their cries
You don't think before talking. Where is the Buhari now?
PoliticsRe: Tinubu Prepares To Run For Presidency In 2019, Lists Running Mates - ThisDay by slap1(m): 8:14am On Feb 28, 2017
The 15 million zombies who voted Buhari can still vote for Tinubu. I won't be surprised.
CelebritiesRe: Akon And Enyinna Nwigwe Shooting New Movies [PICS] by slap1(m): 3:25pm On Feb 27, 2017
smithsydny:
His my uncle ooo
And you are my friend on nairaland. So he is my friend's uncle. I know him. sad
CrimeRe: 11-Month-Old Baby Raped By Her Uncle Ogun Bleeds Endlessly (Graphic Photo) by slap1(m): 8:44am On Feb 27, 2017
Nwa eleven months!

CelebritiesRe: Hilda Dokubo Looking Fab For Church by slap1(m): 4:46pm On Feb 26, 2017
Reminds me of my mother. They look alike.

God rest her soul. cry
RomanceRe: Can A Man love and Be sexually Faithful To One Woman? by slap1(m): 7:28am On Feb 25, 2017
Speaking for myself, yes.
Jokes EtcRe: A Guy's "Legediz Benz" Had Flat Tire In Abuja And He Did This (Photos) by slap1(m): 10:36am On Feb 24, 2017
Mabebe! One of the craziest guys in ABSU back then.

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