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Yungwizzzy: sorry bro no body gives a damn to ur opinion

Sorry bro! Speak for yourself!

Half of my face...

ayusco85: Who says naija men cant run away from sex? Any calabar girl or akwa ibom girl don catch u before? Thank God if u live to tell d tale. A̶̲̥̅♏ A̶̲̥̅ living witness

Dyt don catch me before. Na she run.

I've once been helplessly cheated while on a bus. I paid for a seat, you see, but I ended up sitting on the extraneous hips of the women on my right and left sides.

The other day, I was luckier. The taxi I stopped should carry four passengers. There was actually three people in the backseat but one generously made woman was already dealing with the other two passengers in the taxi. The driver said, "There is space for one more person." I closed the door and replied, "No. Your taxi is full."

This should be moved to the Literature Section before the kids see it.

God be with the bereaved. It's sad that people literally dig their graves. This death is totally avoidable!

Pathetic!
Officer Brad Bellick comes home. I hope the prisoners show him what life in the prison looks like.

GEJ literally gave him the mouth to speak and even made him a "youngerstates man". Let him speak. Brainless militant speaking to his shoeless benefactor.

In the Pope's voice *Who am I to judge them?*

carzola: I thought i was the only one with this problem anyway let me follow this trend..

I feel so bad about it, I even had to pray that it stops.

sweetBummsy: Vanity upon vanity!

Tell that to the private jet pastors. She worked for it.

dplomaticVal: possibly hired

I doubt. She attended Mike Ezuruonye's wedding in it. . .although I think it was bought by Yuzedo.

Na today wey nyash dey back?

canuck: Hahahahaaaa. . .At least we know that "Bingo" is loaded with such native intelligence as:

1) Crossing busy city roads;

2) Fending for itself as owners never chop belle-full reach to feed Bingo;

3) Fathering seeeeeveral puppies in the neighborhood with ANY breed of dog;

4) Avoiding capture and being turned into Pepper Soup by peeps from certain tribes in Nigeria;

5) Barking when spirits are passing. . .

. . .And so on! LOL!

6) Has four eyes.

6) Knows when robbers are a mile away and runs into the bush.

7) Can go back to Owerri if you sell it to someone in Umuahia. Etc.

Thanks for clicking this thread.

I find that I seem to have a proclivity to procrastinate a lot before I actually get down to do some things. I'm not lazy, but I tend to do other less important things instead.

I may be working on something (a short story or article, for instance) and just stop midway, even as the ideas develop and saturate my head. Instead, I surf the net, read novels or surrender to other 'trivialities'.

I'm tired of procrastinating. It has cost me things. What could be done to overcome it? Thanks!

Hot dude! Great voice!

Handsome dude! I love his deep voice.

SugaryBelle: I love biscuits die,cant pick one over another, Short bread, cream crackers, chocolate waffers.

I trust you!

Inweh Akpevwe: The truth is ASUU & F.g r nt intrestd in d gud of d 9jirian student... Dere r both out 4 dia own selfish reasons. Its a pity dat d 9jirian student has 2 b d 1 2 bel d cat... I jst pray d strike is cald of soon.The truth is ASUU & F.g r nt intrestd in d gud of d 9jirian student... Dere r both out 4 dia own selfish reasons. Its a pity dat d 9jirian student has 2 b d 1 2 bel d cat... I jst pray d strike is cald of soon.The truth is ASUU & F.g r nt intrestd in d gud of d 9jirian student... Dere r both out 4 dia own selfish reasons. Its a pity dat d 9jirian student has 2 b d 1 2 bel d cat... I jst pray d strike is cald of soon.

This is nairaland, man, not 2go or BBM!

ebamma: I hope nobody died?

Does it look the guy in the last picture is dancing alingo?

Does it mean she has no bre@st now?

Lol. If Davido is sexy, then I'm more handsome than Tyler Perry.

*rhyme*

Harmvirus: @op so you no wan correct your gbagaun? They go finish you today..

You are assuming s/he knows the correct spelling. You could be wrong.

Gbagaun things.

Nomski0: ASUU should allow us resume. We dont want end time to meet us while we're in school.

YOU ARE MADT! Hahahahahahahahaha!

Nice quotes.

Hahaha. You guys are just silly. Please, limit your 'gospel' on the forum, spare the important/serious threads, abeg.