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infonubia: If u can still watch football while dead, you have no business in the coffin cos u are still alive....lol

Same goes for those who the coffin being made for!

Ishilove: Remind me to avoid guys like you in the bus . Infact, e no go good for woman to enter standing and stand behind you

You mean he's related to Tu Face?

^^

You could also get your opinion across effectively without implying that anyone is a "mumu".

Danhumprey: Chai! See advertisement! Bros,easy na!

I hope he will defend this PhD thesis when the time comes.

[quote author=-Mr Cork-]..and y do Nigerian women always hold your shirt and don't let go wen they cry?..white women don't act like that [/quote]Sharap!

Hmm. I like this! Fun!

Nickydrake: It's quite simple, really. Each time I feel the urge to procrastinate, I simply put it off.

Just like that?

No. I will be ashamed if I urinate on my trouser where I dey form gentleman.

Vanity.


I prefer a DSTV decoder that will enable me watch football matches when I die, because that's what I will miss most.

yunglykmine: Na wah ooo.. That's bad.
We really have to be careful about the information we put up on social medial.

True. Some people write their autobiography on Facebook. I don't update much personal stuff.

At that time, nations will rise against nations. . . God help us!

Imanuelle: 1st of all
Nobody bo them well



This is just an example of how Stewpeed these student union officials can be.


I know one who was a nans official right from when I got admitted,

I went to pick up my success letter and still found him around the university park leading a bunch of touts

what a shameful decision

Most of them forget they are students and focus on politics. When their mates are about to graduate, they discover that their GPA is not funny. Some of them even have no GPA to speak of.

abu12: Mumu post

Not really. ASUU went on strike for the same reason of lack of infrastructure and all that in 2009/2010. Why was it called-off if the needs were not addressed? I think the cry about the dearth of infrastructure is a smokescreen for ASUU to get something through the backdoor. I tell you that this strike will be suspended once the FG release their EARNED ALLOWANCE, which is the main cause of the strike.

No thanks to Senbonzakura!

Hezron Lorraine: what r u implying,did I not know that.

FYI i'm far way handsome than he is for me to drool over him.

with all due respect,Ishi please I beg of you.stay off hezron.we aren't best of friends remember.I sincerely can't stand you.stop being an irritant with your offensive comment.its not everything you joke about.
Cheers.

Chill, man. Don't be taking offence, OK?

Love is the greatest!

God gave me a discerning spirit. If I have to seek advice, I'd rather come to nairaland.

sexkillz:

Now I've seen your pic, man. Cool.

Amazing!

Why would they come for his wife?

Alex ebo: so robbers no dey attack pesn huz b4 abi?......,lyk ds post if u tink ds end tym guys ar freaks

You're a freak, too. What do you need likes for?

He should also write the Minister of Works, FERMA and whoever is in charge of building the roads.

SugaryBelle: nice dentals,bt u take style resemble Sexkills o

Thanks.

Dyt: U still dey?
Wen dem release u

E don tey, I just dey gbam!

Haha. U be olodo? Write the essay na. The man probably wants to know if you can give an account of yourself or the size of space in your head.

[quote author=Sunny_bobo]How come they are not leading in the number of JAMB applications and University admissions?[/quote]Imo State leads there. However, Osun is working.

Kudos! Better late than never.

[quote author=senbonzakura_kageyoshi]Lolz!!! like seriously?!!!![/quote]True talk! It happened in Aba.

I believe in miracles! Jesus Christ is Lord and He needs no mortal approval to validate His existence and powers!