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Business › Re: Ben Murray Bruce's Elder Brother Edward Murray Bruce Passes Away by slap1(m): 3:05pm On Sep 04, 2013
God console the bereaved.
Nairaland General › Re: Accident At Sangotedo, Ajah In Lagos This Afternoon (viewers Discretion Advised) by slap1(m): 3:03pm On Sep 04, 2013
This is horrible. I sense overspeeding/carelessness. God console the bereaved.
Celebrities › Re: Pictures Of Cossy Orjiakor At Startimes Vchannel Event by slap1(m):
BAD ADVERT FOR STAR TIMES! Karashika! Queen of darkness!
Celebrities › Re: Pictures Of Cossy Orjiakor At Startimes Vchannel Event by slap1(m): 2:14pm On Sep 04, 2013
ALL BOO'BS AND NO BRAIN! EWU AWUSA! USELESS OKUKO IGBO!
Politics › Re: Suntai’s Wife Admits He Is Unfit To Run Taraba - SaharaReporters by slap1(m): 12:33pm On Sep 04, 2013
The wife is clearly not a PDP member.
Romance › Re: My Kid Sister Is Pregnant For My Secondary Schl Gay Partner…. by slap1(m): 8:13am On Sep 04, 2013
It should be seen as a miracle. God has delivered our brother from the evil of homosexualism!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Mesut Ozil Officially Signs For Arsenal by slap1(m): 7:35am On Sep 04, 2013
AkparantaVic: Tank u very much,I have been stock in traffic for over 3hrs now at onne refinary road.
Lord I need ur help.
Eiyaah! It's quite late, judging from the time of your post. Had I seen it earlier, I would have waited for you along the expressway and maybe provide a place to pass the night. . . I do hope you arrived safely though.
Nairaland General › Re: Problems Only Introverts Will Understand by slap1(m): 8:10pm On Sep 03, 2013
vislabraye: But therE are some introverts that are good toasters.
Haha. Correct. I can be good with words when I'm in the mood, but I'm more open, exposed and free when I chat on 2go, FB, etc.
Nairaland General › Re: Problems Only Introverts Will Understand by slap1(m): 8:04pm On Sep 03, 2013
chokl8candie: i get u perfectly .Most pple think dat we introverts are bad looking dats y we keep to ourselves
Yes. Some say it's pretence/ arrogance/ pride, etc. I laugh at them. Truth is, I'd like to stick out my head once in a while, jump up, shout, say some things, reciprocate the love/care of my friends, dance in church (or even when I'm alone), try out some wild, weird things...sadly, I haven't gotten around to doing them.

There was a time I missed some money in school because it was hard for me to go and do the MC at a student's picnic which was definitely going to be amoral. I wasn't lacking in boldness, humour or communicative skills; it didn't just feel OK... I was actually broke then, but I let it pass.
Nairaland General › Re: Problems Only Introverts Will Understand by slap1(m): 7:30pm On Sep 03, 2013
Nice. I've been severally called gay/impotent because I'm rarely seen with girls or guys even though I'm not ugly.

People don't understand why I've never clubbed or taken alcohol.

When I'm with any good novel, I rarely understand what you're saying, though I know your lips are moving.

I'm happy when you call before coming, it makes it easy to say I'm not around. When you actually do, I can't wait for you to go. (depending on who you are)

When I manage to talk, I get the number of ears I want because I rarely talk, and my 'friends' are eager to hear me talk.

Etc.
Health › Re: Tips To Curing Ulcers And Living Healthy by slap1(m): 6:37pm On Sep 03, 2013
Nice tips. It's amazing that you took your time to write this. Remain blessed.
Nairaland General › Re: Life Lessons Learnt From Nairaland!! by slap1(m): 6:30pm On Sep 03, 2013
Nice write-up. Nairaland has taught me that ONE NIGERIA is a pipe-dream.
Romance › Re: How Do I Fight Inferiority Complex. by slap1(m): 3:11pm On Sep 03, 2013
Did you bother to find out if the guy has apollo because you are not ugly at all. Unless you have/had a crush on the guy, his opinion is worthless.
By the way, I'd like to have your contact, if you don't mind.
Romance › Re: How Do I Fight Inferiority Complex. by slap1(m):
Until you love yourself, sweety, you won't feel loved. Self-love is the first step you should take.
Politics › Re: Proposed West Africa Trade Centre To Be Sited At Onitsha by slap1(m): 2:42pm On Sep 03, 2013
VISION 2050.
Romance › Re: He Found His Wife Through Nairaland!!! by slap1(m): 2:02pm On Sep 03, 2013
freecocoa: Na woman o.
LOL. Thanks. Don't see her again.
Celebrities › Re: 10 Beautiful Present-day Nollywood Actresses by slap1(m): 1:38pm On Sep 03, 2013
Halima Abubakar has a nice shape, she's not beautiful. Queen Nwokoye is prettier.
Romance › Re: He Found His Wife Through Nairaland!!! by slap1(m): 1:06pm On Sep 03, 2013
Afam4eva: Why do i think the bolded is the name of the Nairalander. I know a Nairalander called Debrief.
Haha. Yeah, Debrief. I don't see him around anymore.
Romance › Re: He Found His Wife Through Nairaland!!! by slap1(m): 12:58pm On Sep 03, 2013
So Long A Letter.
Sports › Re: West Brom signs Victor Anichebe by slap1(m): 11:53am On Sep 03, 2013
Goodluck. Modest player. I'd play him as a defensive midfielder, he isn't much of a striker in my opinion.
Sports › Re: Osaze Odemwingie Completes Move To Cardiff by slap1(m): 11:49am On Sep 03, 2013
I hope Malkay gets some good out of his arrogant twitter-head. Pride and arrogance goes before a fall. Fortunately, he's got a second chance.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Mesut Ozil Officially Signs For Arsenal by slap1(m): 10:49am On Sep 03, 2013
jmaine: What is this Niggy saying ? undecided
''lucid'' English, I hear.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Mesut Ozil Officially Signs For Arsenal by slap1(m): 10:43am On Sep 03, 2013
Prosper793: Brother, we also have a translator to translate that lucid English for you, if you don't mind asking for it.
You need a translator more than anyone, if that is your definition of "lucid" English.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Mesut Ozil Officially Signs For Arsenal by slap1(m): 10:25am On Sep 03, 2013
[quote author=Voltaire_Q][/s]
Glad it's your granny, as any football follower wouldn't drop a worse faux pas than that.Let's sort it out bit by bit, would you...
"Ramsey>Ramires".
Of Course it's an Arsenal topic,it's a default to be carried away with the moment,'Arsene spend some Effin Cash' has become 'Arsene Effin Awesome' in the space of 10 days.Ramsey ON PRESENT FORM is up there,but don't even try to suggest he's a better DMF/CMF/winger/ANY ROLE better than Ramires.
Wilshere>Oscar. shocked shocked
Wilshere.Cheeky Punt there.Barely shrugging off his less-of-a-thug identikit mate (Cleverley),and he's now better than Oscar[/quote]Could you please write in English?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Mesut Ozil Officially Signs For Arsenal by slap1(m):
[quote author=Area-Fada].

What of French players like Sylvain Wiltord, Emmanuel Petit, Robert Pires, Eric Cantona, Ginola etc? Or you were not old enough when they were in EPL? All made an impact because they were all quality players. Buying £5 million players from France and expecting much is not realistic.

I can even include Vieira and Henry because they spent very short time in Italy (mostly on the bench) and were products of French league.[/quote]I listed the more recent history. I also watched Pires in the EPL.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Mesut Ozil Officially Signs For Arsenal by slap1(m): 8:34am On Sep 03, 2013
[quote author=D'gaffer]......dats d issue ooo cos barclays premier league is not like La liga cos its compentivite[/quote]Whatever that means, La Liga players usually thrive in the EPL. Michu, Mata, Cazorla, Silva, Aguero, Torres (Liverpool), Reyes, etc. Maybe players from French League 1 have problem adapting to the EPL, except a few like Drogba, Nasri, Hazard, Kolscieny, Giroud, etc.
Romance › Re: Can You Take This Girl Home To See Your Mum? [pic] by slap1(m): 8:16am On Sep 03, 2013
Barbecue things.
Education › Re: Strike: Fg Has A Bigger Stake In Varsities than ASUU- Suswam by slap1(m): 8:09am On Sep 03, 2013
Keep toying with people's future. Shameless politrickcians! This strike looks like it will go beyond November. God help us.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Mesut Ozil Officially Signs For Arsenal by slap1(m): 7:57am On Sep 03, 2013
AkparantaVic: Congrats to asenal on its signina.
Pls I need sumone who stays in Akwa ibom to give me direction to ikot ekpene uyo road am cumin from Rivers state.
U can send me a text via 07036996092
If you are coming from PH. Stop at Fly-Over junction, Aba. Ask people for where you will get a bus to main park. When you get to main park, you will see vehicles loading for Ikot-Ekpene/Uyo. Safe journey!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Mesut Ozil Officially Signs For Arsenal by slap1(m): 7:25am On Sep 03, 2013
bakynes: When it comes to Defense Chelsea has the best defense in the world.That's why no matter ow good a team you are be it Bayern,Madrid,Barca,Dortmund before you score Chelski u will sweat.
Ever heard of parking the bus? Mourinho is the best at that dirty, unsportly football tactics. Type ''parking the bus" on Google and you'll see Chelsea stare back at you!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Mesut Ozil Officially Signs For Arsenal by slap1(m): 7:20am On Sep 03, 2013
Cupid4: I learnt Ba would have moved to Arsene Wenger's side but failed a last minute medical test due to the dust he inhaled from Arsenal trophy's room, so pathetic
Old sentence, not even half a joke! Try arguing with some football fact, and not this cheap jibe...makes the whole thing look childish!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Mesut Ozil Officially Signs For Arsenal by slap1(m): 7:17am On Sep 03, 2013
[quote author=young-dude]hahaha.....best in premier league my foot. av u sein man city and chelsea midfielders at al? u Arsenal fans are funny sha![/quote]Are you serious? We beat Man U in pre-season with their starting XI, Cazorla was even on the bench until we won. We bossed the midfield with 'inexperienced' players! For me, City have no midfield!

Now to Chelsea. Even my granny knows that Ramsey > Ramires, Wilshere > Oscar, Cazorla > Mata (one foot), Ozil > Lampard and Willian... I don't want to talk of Rosiscky, he's absolute class! Can't wait to play Chelsea! I just can't!

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