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 Politics › Re: Beg Obasanjo & Be Saved- Fani-kayode To Jonathan by slap1(m): 11:32am On Sep 08, 2013 |
I'm mostly anti-GEJ, but why should he beg OBJ? It's hightime we advanced beyond godfather-politics. If GEJ will lead the process, that would be to his credit. It's terrifyingly pathetic and ironic that people worship OBJ and also cry about the menace of corruption and developmental backwardness. 5 Likes |
| Politics › Re: President Jonathan To Commission Aba Geometric Power Plant October 3- Nnaji by slap1(m): 11:22am On Sep 08, 2013 |
Afam4eva: I can't wait....Me too. I live very close to that power plant, N30 and 5 minutes drive away. It should mean fairly regular power supply. |
| Romance › Re: What Is The Most Romantic Thing A Nigerian Girl Did For You. by slap1(m): 10:12am On Sep 08, 2013 |
[quote author=mondi_cheeks]so now you are talking to yourself my dear[/quote]The mad man left Nigeria a few years ago and got madder. England has done his brains no good, so far. Same with Mr. Cork. |
| Literature › Re: Let's Write A Story Together!! by slap1(m): 10:03am On Sep 08, 2013 |
slap1: "This meeting is postponed indefinitely!" Mr. President said, punctuating thesentence with a thunderous slamming of his hands on the table. |
| Literature › Re: Let's Write A Story Together!! by slap1(m): 9:59am On Sep 08, 2013 |
"This meeting is postponed indefinitely!" Mr. President said, punctuating the |
| Literature › Re: Let's Write A Story Together!! by slap1(m): 9:49am On Sep 08, 2013 |
slap1: "This is totally unacceptable!" the president barked! His eyes taking. . .a quick shuttle round the room. He waved the gloomy soldiers away, the messengers of doom. (sorry, I had to break the rule. Mikey, could you relax the rules a bit? Maybe 15 or 20 words?) |
| Literature › Re: Let's Write A Story Together!! by slap1(m): 9:44am On Sep 08, 2013 |
slap1: ''. . .measures in place. The IG of police assured me of. . .""This is totally unacceptable!" the president barked! His eyes taking. . . |
| Literature › Re: Let's Write A Story Together!! by slap1(m): 9:39am On Sep 08, 2013 |
slap1: "I'm shocked, Mr. President," the COS offered. "We had security. . ."''. . .measures in place. The IG of police assured me of. . ." |
| Literature › Re: Let's Write A Story Together!! by slap1(m): 9:37am On Sep 08, 2013 |
Damex333: "what's happening there, i thought they were watching a film""I'm shocked, Mr. President," the COS offered. "We had security. . ." |
| Romance › Re: Top 13 Effect Of Kissing You Would’nt Believe by slap1(m): 9:24am On Sep 08, 2013 |
[quote author=awesome_benji]She hates kissing too... what can we do?[/quote]LOL. Maybe you guys will kpeme five years before your time. Eiyah. |
| Romance › Re: 101 Ways Not To Get Pregnant by slap1(m): 9:17am On Sep 08, 2013 |
. . .a small drop of spam at the end of a man's joystick can fertilize all the women in Columbia!Anyhow I can verify this? Practically or otherwise. |
| Romance › Re: The Wooing Challenge For Ladies - Season 3 Audition by slap1(m): 9:09am On Sep 08, 2013 |
Una no dey go church? |
| Education › Re: Ibadan School Principal Found Dead In A Gutter by slap1(m): 7:51am On Sep 08, 2013 |
Decapo: End time tinzzz.......Mukina where are u? Come and ban meWhat's the point? She may ban you, but your daftness remains. @Topic. RIP. |
| Literature › Re: Let's Write A Story Together!! by slap1(m): 7:00pm On Sep 07, 2013 |
slap1: The president's eyes widened in shock, his lips formed a . . .frozen letter O. He turned mechanically to his Chief-of-Staff. |
| Literature › Re: Let's Write A Story Together!! by slap1(m): 6:56pm On Sep 07, 2013 |
Damex333: " The eagles square has been bombed sir" he replied him.The president's eyes widened in shock, his lips formed a . . . |
| Romance › Re: The Wooing Challenge For Ladies - Season 3 Audition by slap1(m): 6:35pm On Sep 07, 2013 |
Nobody wants to woo Mr. Cork? |
| Romance › Re: What Is The Most Romantic Thing A Nigerian Girl Did For You. by slap1(m): 6:30pm On Sep 07, 2013 |
[quote author=-Mr Cork-]..Nigerian women?..romantic?.. Not in the next 5000 years  [/quote]The Clown of Peckham. |
| Education › Re: Patrick obahiagbon On His Controversial Way Of Speaking by slap1(m): 2:21pm On Sep 07, 2013 |
osaass: If you can't stand him hit likeU wan use 'likes' collect loan from World Bank? Or GEJ wan use am give you amnesty? 4 Likes |
| Romance › Re: The Wooing Challenge For Ladies - Season 3 Audition by slap1(m): 2:17pm On Sep 07, 2013 |
Seun: Feel free to woo me, my sister. I think I even need it! You can start by posting your pictures!!And so it was, that 'love' turned the geek into a poet. . . |
| Education › Re: Patrick obahiagbon On His Controversial Way Of Speaking by slap1(m): 1:53pm On Sep 07, 2013*. Modified: 6:23pm On Sep 07, 2013 |
Much as I dislike this man's failure to communicate with relative ease, I marvel at the ability of his brain to retain such large repertoire of grammar and still maintain its stability. Igodomigodo! RESPECT! 40 Likes |
| Romance › Re: The Wooing Challenge For Ladies - Season 3 Audition by slap1(m): 11:05am On Sep 07, 2013 |
Evestar200: better grab a sit now,,cuz this thread will be hotter than fireYou betcha! |
| Romance › Re: The Wooing Challenge For Ladies - Season 3 Audition by slap1(m): 11:03am On Sep 07, 2013 |
Dannyxy: Jst 11 pages?('~')...i laff in spanishWe ain't rushing to nowhere, buddy. |
| Computers › Re: Gmail or Yahoo Mail: Which Do You Prefer? by slap1(m): 10:56am On Sep 07, 2013 |
G-mail all day long! Yahoo! is insulting. Imagine telling an adult like me that I don't know my username/password, something I used the previous day! 18 Likes |
| Politics › Re: Archbishop Kattey Kidnapped In Port Harcourt by slap1(m): 10:00am On Sep 07, 2013 |
[quote author=eagle,eye]Indeed you are Akamu and Stew[/quote]WICKED COMBO! |
| Romance › Re: The Wooing Challenge For Ladies - Season 3 Audition by slap1(m): 9:54am On Sep 07, 2013 |
Evestar200: just give us some statistics of urself,,like ur financial status,,marital status,,hiv status,,,country status,,and u will be woo like never b4LOL. I'll be keeping an eye on this thread. Promises to be interesting. |
| Politics › Re: Winners Chapel Workers Fight Ogun State Tax Men by slap1(m): 9:41am On Sep 07, 2013 |
If the story is true, then the church has shown an extreme lack of morality. A condign punishment should be accordingly given to the church by the state. Now I wonder why this particular church is always in the news for the wrong things. Are these stories sponsored or something? |
| Politics › Re: JTF Kills 50 Boko-Haram Members In Borno by slap1(m): 6:10am On Sep 07, 2013 |
These boys no dey finish? Or is JTF spiritually killing their future generations? 4 Likes |
| Romance › Re: The Wooing Challenge For Ladies - Season 3 Audition by slap1(m): 7:31pm On Sep 06, 2013 |
Kingsley Jay: U deserve a slapHaha. I know na, I thought he's the 'gateman', kinda. |
| Romance › Re: The Wooing Challenge For Ladies - Season 3 Audition by slap1(m): 7:19pm On Sep 06, 2013 |
[quote author=D-Explorer]LOL. You deserve a slot, maybe an autoslot. Let the ladies keep picking  [/quote]How about me, bro? |
| Nairaland General › Re: How Do You Overcome Procrastination? by slap1(op): 7:14pm On Sep 06, 2013 |
Thanks, Ada and Uj. Uj, happy belated birthday to you! |
| Nairaland General › Re: How Do You Overcome Procrastination? by slap1(op): 7:13pm On Sep 06, 2013 |
^^ Wao! Thanks for your reply. I'm not mentally lazy (I think), but I will definitely work on some things you suggested. Thanks! |
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