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 European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Mesut Ozil Officially Signs For Arsenal by slap1(m): 7:06am On Sep 03, 2013 |
ballabriggs: But Eto'o left Madrid to Barca? Luis Enrique left Madrid to Barca? Claude Makalele also left Madrid. And they did not have progressive careers after they left Madrid?Even Wesley Sneijder left Madrid and lifted the UCL with Inter. What are these Arsenal haters blabbing about? |
| European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Mesut Ozil Officially Signs For Arsenal by slap1(m): 12:51am On Sep 03, 2013 |
OZIL >> Bale. |
| European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Mesut Ozil Officially Signs For Arsenal by slap1(m): 12:50am On Sep 03, 2013 |
Statistically, this means -15 goals for Ronaldo this season. #COYG |
| European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Mesut Ozil Officially Signs For Arsenal by slap1(m): 12:48am On Sep 03, 2013 |
Since August 2010, Ozil has given 91 assists for club and country, more than Messi or any other player. Ozil, you are welcome to the Emirates! |
| European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Football Transfer Deadline Day 2013 - Live Updates by slap1(m): 3:58pm On Sep 02, 2013 |
GUNNERS! EPL GO HEAR AM! |
| Romance › Re: She's 16 And Pregnant.. Needs Help by slap1(m): 9:25am On Sep 02, 2013 |
Her mother shouldn't abandon her. I even believe that the mum is at fault for not properly bringing her up and obviously taking inadequate interest in her life. What's a 16 year old girl going to a party for? She should give birth to the baby if she can, and learn from her mistakes. Femi should be arrested for child abuse! |
| Romance › Re: My Boyfriend Does Not Brush His Teeth, Please Help by slap1(m): 9:05am On Sep 02, 2013 |
Well, I believe he was not taught personal hygiene as a kid. He could be the type who always had his way as a kid and was allowed to brush or not, which he grew up with. The best you can do is to keep reminding him to brush and let him know you are worried that he doesn't. With time, if he loves you, he may do it for you, in spite of himself. 1 Like |
| Romance › Re: My Boyfriend Does Not Brush His Teeth, Please Help by slap1(m): 8:57am On Sep 02, 2013 |
Eleyi igidi gan! Bring the holy cane! |
| Romance › Re: Girls: What Attracts You The Most In Boys? by slap1(m): 8:11am On Sep 02, 2013 |
eme40rald: NEATNESS,DEEP/SEXY VOICE & HEIGHT.That means your talking about me, honey! I got Barry White's voice, though I may not be as tall as you want. But I assure you, I got other things to make up for that. Intelligence, wit, sweet looks. . .(not blowing my trumpet, anyway) |
| Romance › Re: . by slap1(m): 7:55am On Sep 02, 2013 |
You have the girl's number? Send her a text message detailing your feelings. Next time you see her, ask if she got the text and take it up from there. Although I prefer you take it easy; it's not an achievement. I'm well over 20 years, hitting 30 in a few years, but no girlfriend. I'm not bothered. I have sweet female friends around me. That's enough for me, for now. |
| Romance › Re: I Asked My Aunts Househelp Out(2) by slap1(m): 7:47am On Sep 02, 2013 |
jeffmatt4u: @ ify gee....... I like ur advice, thank you*smiles* u hv add smthng to mt next moveSeems you love the girl so much that you find it hard to spell. (I mean that in a good way). Don't notify your aunty, you could get the poor girl sacked. 2 Likes |
| Romance › Re: .. by slap1(m): 7:39am On Sep 02, 2013 |
If that guy enter you, the crush will be crushed. Me, I never had feelings for any girl when I had a girlfriend. Now, I can afford a crush, but I'm not thinking much about it. I'm focused on building myself a bright future. 1 Like |
| Politics › Re: Obama Warn American's In Nigeria To Stay Away From 14 States In Nigeria by slap1(m): 7:26am On Sep 02, 2013 |
Who cares? NFCS. |
| European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Do You Pray For Your Club? by slap1(m): 8:53pm On Sep 01, 2013 |
I did, until I discovered that prayers don't work on Arsene Wenger! |
| European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Real Madrid Sign Gareth Bale For 100 million Euros by slap1(m): 8:50pm On Sep 01, 2013 |
ASUU is actually on strike for a lot less than that amount. GOD PUNISH POVERTY! 9 Likes |
| European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Real Madrid Sign Gareth Bale For 100 million Euros by slap1(m): 8:21pm On Sep 01, 2013 |
Outrageously over-rated! Florentino Perez has gone mad! 5 Likes |
| Romance › Re: London Guys Or American Guys! by slap1(m): 10:43am On Sep 01, 2013 |
[quote author=-Mr Cork-]..no..London is a planet! ..I give up  [/quote]Hahaha. Olodo, how many times will you give up? 1 Like |
| Romance › Re: I Just Want To Be With A Man by slap1(m): 10:31am On Sep 01, 2013 |
Ember month things! |
| Romance › Re: Help! Am Falling In Love With My Aunty's Househelp by slap1(m): 10:22am On Sep 01, 2013 |
Konji is a bad thing. I swear! Are you really thinking of the girl or you're thinking of how you will squeeze the hell out of her but.tocks when the chance comes? |
| Christianity Etc › Re: Why I Don't Believe In Heaven And Hell... by slap1(m): 10:16am On Sep 01, 2013 |
I'm eating garri and bitter leaf soup with ogiri. Make I finish. |
| Nairaland General › Re: Woman Allegedly Commits Suicide Over iPad In Ondo by slap1(m): 10:12am On Sep 01, 2013 |
Opon Imo. |
| Politics › Re: Clark Should Retire From Politics, Not Me — Obasanjo by slap1(m): 10:10am On Sep 01, 2013 |
Is Clark even a politician? |
| Foreign Affairs › Re: Obama Seeks Congress Approval To Strike Syria by slap1(m): 10:05am On Sep 01, 2013 |
Congress should approve the mission ASAP! Say no to senseless killings! 1 Like |
| Politics › Re: 24 Youth Volunteers Killed In Boko-Haram Ambush by slap1(m): 8:12am On Sep 01, 2013 |
I can safely assume that there is a mole among the civilian-JTF or even the JTF who leaked the mission to the Boko Haram. I don't see how else the ambush could have been successful. Farewell, brave warriors! 2 Likes |
| Crime › Re: Corporal Kills ASP Over Girlfriend In Yobe. by slap1(m): 8:07am On Sep 01, 2013 |
I have little concern when they kill themselves. 9 Likes |
| Education › Re: 11-year-old Boy Admitted To The University To Study Quantum Physics by slap1(m): 7:23pm On Aug 31, 2013 |
Special kid he is. At the age of six, I could read and write fairly well in English and Igbo. |
| Career › Re: Top Ten Skills That Employers Want by slap1(m): 7:15pm On Aug 31, 2013 |
Una no go kill person with all these things. With God, all things are possible for me. |
| Romance › Re: 10 Funny Signs You're An Introvert by slap1(m): 5:36pm On Aug 31, 2013 |
LausDeo: Stop impersonating me bro...Haha. Abi? Ok na. |
| Romance › Re: 10 Funny Signs You're An Introvert by slap1(m): 1:23pm On Aug 31, 2013 |
Eeja Nla01: Me like this postI'm tired of that man! Now he's going to sign Salomon Kalou! Damn! |
| Romance › Re: 10 Funny Signs You're An Introvert by slap1(m): 12:50pm On Aug 31, 2013 |
yemmit90: This kind of living is dangerous to your health. Cheerful life is an important food to our heart/soul. Please be friendly.I'm the friendliest, kindest and happiest guy I've ever met. I can give up my last bucks for a stranger. My only source of sadness now is Arsene Wenger. |
| Foreign Affairs › Re: Kim Jong-un Of North-korea Executes Ex-girlfriend Publicly by slap1(m): 12:17pm On Aug 30, 2013 |
That puff-puff-cheeked boy has gone mad! 1 Like |
Stop impersonating me bro...
,that man won't kill us 
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