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Boko Haram is top priority for now. If ASUP needs attention, it should start bombing and kidnapping, or just call the damn strike off. |
No amount of anger can withstand watching a good football game, especially when my beautiful ARSENAL is doing a sexy exhibition! Wao! The season is almost over, and I'm really scared! |
I'm an introvert, and I absolutely agree with the OP. |
I have a young school-mate and friend who is one of the soldiers at the troubled states. God should keep him alive for me. |
If your eyelid pains you, like you are about have a boil there, just pluck out an eyelash and it stops. But this has worked for me since I learnt it, over ten years now! |
One of the many things unemployment does. |
If you eat jollof rice at night, your face will swell the next morning. |
Ndipe: Dr. Sule E. Egya wins the prize.That's the Regional (best work from Africa) Prize. The overall winner is yet to be announced. I tip Dr. Sule for the overall prize. The theme of his story is similar to what I'm currently working on. Over-goodluck to him! |
Kudos! One of us is also on the short story category. Goodluck. Next year, I will be there. Amen! |
Inspiring news. Great guys! GOODLUCK! |
He was a great spirit-man, let him join other kindred souls at night, when they are active and ready to grace his great presence. |
Now I love this girl and her songs. Quick recovery, nwanyi oma! |
RAMSEY!! WHAT A GOAL.! |
THIS IS MY ARSENAL! |
mukina2: goooooooooooaaal11111I REALLY DON'T MIND GIVING MY SISTERS TO THEO WALCOTT, DATS IF THEY DON'T MIND! |
The demon of relegation is really strong. GOAL! |
Hmmm. God abeg o! COYG! |
In semantics, we say that it is used to establish what we call 'phatic communion or relation' with somebody. That literally means, to strike up a discussion. |
GREAT GUY! If I don't learn programming, I'd give everything for my son or daughter to be a programmer! |
If you follow the EPL, you will know that Arsenal don't lose games at this point. Even the refs will be instructed to favour us. Let's do it! #COYG! |
I may be taking it to unrealistic extremes, but fighting Asari Dokubo is like fighting GEJ. Unless it's not in a Nigerian court, Melaye's case, though commendable, is dead on arrival. |
No link to verify your story, mate, or did you witness the shooting? |
Hey, dude, don't drag Jesus into your satelite malfunction, got it? |
RIP But why fight over 50k that is not even your money? The 50k belongs to God, and I'm sure God would support you saving your life with it. Afterall, He sacrificed His son for us. |
The story sounds like it's Made in Nigeria. |
All these discoveries because Rotimi Amaechi bought a jet? |
Maybe driving passengers and an empty bus is not the same, and the guy wants to learn how to drive passengers. |
I hope you're not running away from something. But don't worry, with God all things are possible. |
I'm sorry, but the story is not worth clicking the link. . .and, tell that Obaghiagbon's brother to stop writing already. I just came across his name today, and I know he won't win the prize. He's too proud for a writer. People like him and Prof. Tony Afejuku are a disgrace to the pen. |
GEJ is a good man, and no country was ever saved by a good man. He is fit to be the leader of PCC, Parochial Church Committee, or Harvest and Bazaar chairman. |
RIP They say he's God-fearing. If God says the same, that means the man is now more comfortable than Warren Buffet. |
Cold water starch, if you're in school. But at home, you may start a little poultry. GOODLUCK! |
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