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It would really be silly if the FG expects to lie to the nation and get away with it. On the other hand, if Shekau wants to make the FG the liar, the FG should double it's effort and send his lying ar5e to his imaginary virgins. Quickly.

RIP. . . My friend will be touched, she loves Glee!

Frankly, if I donated money for OJB's cause, I sure would feel ambivalent after reading this story. The move was completely ill-timed and ill-thought.

OJB should have compelled aproko247 to issue a public rebuttal, instead of suing for millions. It would appear that he has a stone for a heart. . . I mean, after the flurry of magnanimity directed at his family by the media and the Nigerian populace, he still has the mind to sue someone for millions!?
Hey, bro, think it through; you haven't had the transplant yet, and no one knows tomorrow. . .a banana pill can bring down a giant!
*lemme stop here before you sue me *

kingoflag: LMAOOOOOOOOOO

See why Prof.Soyinka is fighting on behalf of you clowns?

LOL. There is also the possibility that the dude you quoted may have spent the night with his thingy at attention, with no hole to make it at ease! How frustrating!

teskyg: Where was Wole Soyinka when Tinubu selected Iyaloja,toll Lagos and continue to rip Lagos blind?The only Legacy he has left is Cultism.Frank Nweke putt him where he belongs during Obasanjo regime if we recalled.

Is this really how you write 'English' or you are trying to pull a Yuzedo? Either way, you need help!

A woman who did not know the meaning of the word 'widow', and who proceded to count herself as one, cannot have said all these.

Patience should get a trust-worthy aide to interpret these press statements in her local language for her, before they are flung to the media. It is very possible that she said one thing and her subservient aides wrote something else in a spontaneous bid to live up to their bloated pay-cheques.

carzola: clap for your self "EWA" if soyinka is great y as he dont spoken about the ASUU strike,?not to go and put his old spelling mouth in the politics of nigeria, or he want to end up like Ameachi or even worst.

With your cold-blooded murder of English displayed above, I can understand why you support Patience. Who wrote JAMB for you? Whose admission slot are you enjoying in the university? Go and learn basic English before you write a sentence that contains 'Soyinka'!

HOW DOES ANYONE LIVE WITH THIS KIND OF WOMAN FOR A WEEKEND? Her stupidity and illiteracy is so advanced that it is now tangible.

Patience cannot even understand a stanza of Soyinka's easiest poems, yet she runs her illiterate, 'umbleralistic', sewage-pit of a mouth at him. Even in death, Stella Obasanjo is a better First Lady than that pumped-up frog called Patience.

It's annoying that even the ghastly state of education in Nigeria is irregular. . . ASUU should quickly follow suit.

Still in school. Doing some things and working on my short stories. . .hope they resolve it soon, got few weeks to round up.

RIP, Yuzedo!

What's the proof that he's a pastor and gal a chorister? Isn't that 'pure water' bags behind them? A blind man will know that this is so fake, but not a Nairaland moderator.

I don't bath cold water for anything. Thanks.

The lecturers and ASUU should hide their pitiable, shameless, ugly, freckled faces in shame. Prosthetic-brained creatures parading commodious, plagiarism-propelled 'textbooks' all over the campus. Despite their good pay, they still embark on strike for a paltry 12 to 15 thousand naira? SHAME ON THEM!

$7bn in exchange for man fvck man, woman fvck woman? Thank you, sir.

Is he even comparing Nigeria and Spain? Had the same NFF been living up to its responsibilities, we may have a team that would give Spain a run for their money.

"This team belongs to 165 million people. Selection should affect these people. . ."
How on earth can a human being think like this? How can you ever get a team that the whole Nigeria will approve? Keshi is a professional, and he has proved it with AFCON trophy! Mai-garri or Mai-beans should let him do his job!

I'd pay good money to actually LOOK at these.

Money miss road. . .
Children are learning under trees and there is unemployment in legendary proportion all over the land, yet the FG puts billions into Nollywood! What sensitive government does that? Why not revive some dead industries with the money and take some jobless youths off the devil's ghastly workshop?

[quote author=mama-gee][color=deeppink]What's sexy about those legs? [/color][/quote]Mama the Mama. . . Longest time! Hope you're good.

[quote author=Okija_juju]Very Professional move from the Police men I must say... I believe the standard Police procedure in a chase is to shoot out the tyres, do a pit manuever, deploy spkies or chase till they run out of gas.

Others would have shot to kill...

NOW!! Why were the students being chased by the Police?

Thats the million dollar question.

It may have been dangerous to shoot in a crowded area, but it was equally dangerous for a crazed student driver to be speeding to avoid arrest as well in a densely populated area..[/quote]Arusi Okija, he shot the guy inside the university, which is not proper and quite risky, especially when you consider the possibility that the regular Nigerian policeman cannot target Rick Ross' chest from ten yards.

Good squad, though we missed key players. Had it been we had Emenike, Ike Uche, Victor Moses and Ogenyi Onazi, we would have beaten Uruguay and ultimately qualified. Ideye should not play for us again, the boy pays more attention to his hair than the game. THUMBS UP FOR KESHI!

I love this man! Simples!

Hahaha

The First Lady's faculty of beauty is as disjointed as her faculty of grammar.