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Politics › Re: Policemen In Lagos Killed A 9-Year-Old Boy And Fled by slap1(m): 10:47am On Jun 17, 2013
RIP, sweet boy!
Armed robbers operated at night and probably released bullets, then the bullet that was fired at night killed the boy in daytime. . . Made in Nigeria.
Politics › Re: Asari Dokubo's Mansion In Port Harcourt by slap1(m): 5:30pm On Jun 15, 2013
Make I hear say crime does not pay!
Politics › Re: Ohaneze Chieftain Advises Against Sit-at-home Call On Traders by slap1(m): 6:57am On Jun 08, 2013
Uwazuruike will sit somewhere, watching his plasma TV, drinking and eating, while the useless ones go into the streets to sacrifice themselves for a dead, unrealistic cause. For some families, sit-at-home means 'do not eat'. Is that what Biafra is all about? Starvation? I'm Igbo, but I'm anti-Biafra. It's a lost cause!
Politics › Re: Igbo Kwenu, Biafra Kwenu, Massob Kwenu!! by slap1(m): 6:50am On Jun 08, 2013
I'm proudly Igbo, but Biafra is a pipe-dream. I don't even want it because people like T. A. Orji will still be in power. So, what's the difference?
Politics › Re: North Disagrees With Ban On Boko-haram, Ansaru by slap1(m): 2:19pm On Jun 06, 2013
Where your wealth is, there your heart will also be.
Politics › Re: 120m Nigerians Without Electricity - FG by slap1(m): 10:16am On Jun 06, 2013
In other words, there is no electricity in Nigeria.
Crime › Re: Daughter Accuses Dad Of Being Intimate With Her by slap1(m): 10:14am On Jun 06, 2013
Unless it was translated or edited, the English is a tad higher than what a primary 5 pupil can produce.
Politics › Re: PhD, Msc Holders Jostle For Lagos’ N25,000 Jobs Meant For School Leavers by slap1(m): 10:10am On Jun 06, 2013
PEREP: Not in all cases. There are people who simply advertise shoes on BB only to go pick it from an aunt or a shop owner when a friend is interested. I also know of people who simply wake up, look around for addresses of houses that are vacant around lagos and propagate it via the social media and get percentage accordingly. This is not to talk of people who copy phone numbers on cars parked for sale and get a buyer while the seller simply pay a percentage. Some pple even start with counseling school pupils after a detailed research on choosing a career via the Internet and get the parents of those kids to pay as low as N500 to attend.

So many things around to do but most pple are waiting for one capital which is no where. Add value to existing structures and see if you will not make it VERY big.

All the best.
You made sense. There is also the issue of humility.
Politics › Re: Okorocha Will Contest 2015 Presidential Election - Imo Dept Gov by slap1(m): 9:55am On Jun 06, 2013
Hon. Emeka Ihedioha for Imo State governor, 2015. Let's go there!
Politics › Re: Many Nigerians Drown En-route Spain – Bianca Ojukwu by slap1(m): 9:53am On Jun 06, 2013
surveyProf: You're correct, Spain, Greece, Portugual, etc are facing a deep recession in Europe currently!!!
Have we not been in recession in Nigeria since you were born? (No offence meant)
Politics › Re: PhD, Msc Holders Jostle For Lagos’ N25,000 Jobs Meant For School Leavers by slap1(m): 9:38am On Jun 06, 2013
All these people screaming self-employment seem to forget that you have to start with something. Everyone is not equally blessed. You need money to start anything, no matter how little. Our youths are hardworking, but the government is not supportive.
Education › Re: Anambra University Shut Over Killing Of Female Student by slap1(m): 9:33am On Jun 06, 2013
RIP.
Our parents say their university days were better than ours. I shudder when I think that my kids may face a worse system. I mean, what could be worse than what we see today?
Politics › Re: US Issues Travel Alert On Nigeria by slap1(m): 9:25am On Jun 06, 2013
Good for them! While they are at it, they should also deal with the gun-totting, blood-thirsty, prosthetic-brained teenage psychos in America pulling the trigger on anyone just for the hell of it.
Literature › Re: The Saviour I : The Adventures of Athanasius. by slap1(m): 6:39am On Jun 06, 2013
Nice work, my brother. Keep it up!
Celebrities › Re: Stephanie Okereke Share Photos Of Her Cars On Instagram by slap1(m): 9:42am On Jun 03, 2013
Nice wheels, but I'd fix that floor with inter-locking bricks before I order those cars.
Health › Re: Ways You Can Get An STD Without Being Intimate by slap1(m): 12:04pm On Jun 02, 2013
This kain news on a Sunday like this. Hmmm!
Food › Re: Do You Lick Your Plate/soup After Eating ? Pics by slap1(m): 12:12pm On Jun 01, 2013
It's not in my habit, even at home. I see nothing wrong with it, though.
Nairaland General › Re: Our Biggest Fear ? (Pictures) by slap1(m): 7:36pm On May 31, 2013
Failure and rejection.
Politics › Re: Untold Stories Of Biafran Inventions by slap1(m): 9:54am On May 31, 2013
Great work. I hope the purpose of this thread is not abused.
Politics › Re: Who Be The Dullest Governor For Naija? by slap1(m): 9:44am On May 31, 2013
Do they have a governor in Ebonyi State? I usually hear about that state when they have communal clashes.
Family › Re: The Myth Of Naturaly Being UNLUCKY How True Is It. by slap1(m): 9:49pm On May 30, 2013
Sweetie, you are lucky to be alive to type this. That alone quashes the theme of your post. Have you ever thought that things may have been different (negatively) for you if some things you wished for came to pass? People buy cars, for instance, and then they die through accidents?
Most times, the desirable may not be the divine, and vice versa. In the Bible, I think it was Ahab (not sure) who asked God for extra years when he was to die. God did it, but Ahab lived to regret it. Had he died then, he would have been with God.
My dear, just believe that things happen that way because YOU ARE DIFFERENT AND NOT SEPARATE. GOODLUCK!
Celebrities › Re: Wizkid To Perform At Yahoo Wireless Music Festival by slap1(m): 2:33pm On May 30, 2013
I hope that boy don't join Illuminati.
Politics › Re: Nobel Committee: Chinua Achebe's Likely Sins by slap1(m): 8:14am On May 30, 2013
rhymz: Well, this is purely subjective to individual opinion and not a statement of fact! But the Fact there is that one of the two writers' work is more celebrated, has more influence, has inspired more readership and has won more awards than the other, that to me is the true measure of who is a better writer, at least, the process is not subjected to the elitist opinion of an "elitist few" or the "litrary initiated" like you said Wole likes to put it, how the work does outside the confines of its litrary comfort zone is a way better and more thorough process of scrutiny, dont you think?
You have a valid point.
Politics › Re: Nobel Committee: Chinua Achebe's Likely Sins by slap1(m): 6:41am On May 30, 2013
Chimamanda is 'my sister' and Zadie Smith is a British writer. I love Chimamanda's works, but Zadie Smith is in a class of her own; an effortless and ''pre-naturally gifted writer''. Adichie has more awards than Zadie Smith, but it doesn't make her better than Zadie Smith. Zadie Smith's White Teeth is one of the most arresting books I've read. So, don't start fighting over writers, they are not your regular politicians.
Politics › Re: Nobel Committee: Chinua Achebe's Likely Sins by slap1(m):
The post is educating, just that the puerile comments are characteristic of people who do not appreciate literature. I'm an Igbo, but I know enough not to hurl tribal peebles all over the place. WS and CA are like twin gods to me, though their style differs.
CA uses the simple style because he writes with the common people in mind. WS, on the other hand, uses what we call the Grand Style in Stylistics. This is because, as he is widely-known to posit, literature should not be for the uninitiated. That said, I believe that Achebe and Soyinka would be ashamed of those who trade insults on their behalf.
Autos › Re: Was Your Red Toyota Avalon Stolen Around 2 Years Ago? by slap1(op): 11:46pm On May 29, 2013
ifyalways: oh chim.
I never said u are raising false alarm,I'm sorry if my post came off that way.
Ihe m na-ekwu bu, kwusi isi "the car is a stolen car", NPF would hear that and hold u to "explain better" (nsogbu)
The car is an abandoned car. Keep yourself safe while doing good.
Udo.
Ify, the false alarm part wasn't for you, ihotago? Ama m udi mmadu ibu. It was for those who think I'm lying.
Autos › Re: Was Your Red Toyota Avalon Stolen Around 2 Years Ago? by slap1(op): 6:27pm On May 29, 2013
ndidianthony247: How did d poster knew its been 2years? Guy I dey suspect u oooooo
Is it a crime to live in any part of Nigeria for more than two years?
Autos › Re: Was Your Red Toyota Avalon Stolen Around 2 Years Ago? by slap1(op): 6:20pm On May 29, 2013
OP:

I can't believe that car as new as it looked could be there for 2 years. My questions: How did you know it has been parked there for 2 years without anyone noticing it? Are you a student? Are you a resident around the vicinity? That car does not look to me a car parked for that long. In the month of October, 2012, you posted a write-up about the fact that you picked a cheque of over half a million naira. Where and how did you see the cheque? Something in my inner mind told me your ways are a bit creepy, dodgy and shady. Perhaps this car was used by a gang of armed robbers which I hope you are not part of this evil syndicate and dropped in that pathway or bush if I am correct; and a member of this gang, hopefully not you, is bothered with a guilty conscience thus coming to Nairaland to notify the owner of the supposedly parked car. If I am wrong, accept my apology otherwise we are watching!
Apology accepted, bro! Life is too short to harbour grudges. Thanks for affording the pains to go through my previous posts. I returned the cheque. God bless you.
Autos › Re: Was Your Red Toyota Avalon Stolen Around 2 Years Ago? by slap1(op): 6:13pm On May 29, 2013
norseman2: Hello house, Am Aware of dis Car n I no hw it got dere I will paste picture of d car here cos I still ve it in my fone, am a serving Corper nw, n dose days in school (absu)we were so scared of goin to d police.
God bless you, whoever you are. I may also be accussed of being you, but, what do I care?
Autos › Re: Was Your Red Toyota Avalon Stolen Around 2 Years Ago? by slap1(op): 4:31pm On May 29, 2013
The car has the sticker of an Owerri-based organization on the rear windscreen. I will confirm what's on the sticker when I go back to school next Monday.
Autos › Re: Was Your Red Toyota Avalon Stolen Around 2 Years Ago? by slap1(op): 3:34pm On May 29, 2013
Drop the e-mail of a good news agency and I'll send them the location.

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