₦airaland Forum

Curiosity killed the cat.

The hunter is now the hunted. The fact that the late officers were someone's best friends, lovers, fathers, etc, is the only reason I spare a thought for them. Otherwise, I say good riddance, because the Nigerian policeman, on a normal day, is worst than an armed robber.

What appears to be itching him in the first pics? Has he been wearing the same boxers for a week?

We don hear.

SMH at the pitiable abuse of the front page. Ok, I'm cooking rice and fish stew now, should I post a picture of 'us' after?

Ihe n'eme!

What a pity! See concrete men snapped up by death just like that!

OP, are you in ABSU? I know why I'm asking, because I'm there, too, and I could help. . .

Chimamanda don hammer! Kudos to her. . . Steven Spielberg should be getting ready for my own novel. AMEN!

To get that job is not easy. But if you do, you are on.

Nice writing style, that's what I love about the post.

Then, Seun was almost always online. His pix was also in his profile. . .now, he don learn bad thing comot his pix make Boko Haram no bomb his head!

Why won't the child be cute?

I have a feeling that Man U are really indifferent about this game. But, whatever happens, Gunners for CL. If Man U let them off the hook, Tottenham will eat them up. COYG!

Oh dear! What a talent gone! Pini Jason was a super wordsmith. I never get tired of reading him and Dan Agbese (master of prose). . . I once saw Jason's collection of essays when I went to read for my exams in the library. . .that was all. I didn't touch my textbook again!
Sad sad news. RIP.

Islam-are-bad. . . Allahu Akbar!

www.arsenal. Dats all.

Atlanta '96, Jaguar and Nchele, Willy-Willy, Masquerade, Tales by Moonlight, 7 Lucky Kids. . .they are here! Yeeeeaaaaahhhh!, etc.

FUTURE IMPOSSIBLE TENSE.
Forgive me, but I often forget that Ebonyi is a state in Nigeria.

Timiboy, reconcile with Bro J and the 'missing' money will be 'found'. Even the EFCC will deny ever probbing you.

Owerri is the Ngwori Capital of the South-East, quote me! Hospitality is a booming business there. Nearly every street has two or three 'standard' fast food shops or 'joints'. In case you don't have car, you are sure to get a 'keke' that will take you home even around 1:am.
If na lie, ask Uche Ogbuagu.

Do they have to add 'president'?

I think you actually turn off most gals when you try to turn them on.

Can you even do a bird with a finger? Even if the man is an Indian, his thingy should not penetrate a bird; a pigeon for that matter.

TERRORISTS NOW MOVE IN A CONVOY OF FIFTY VEHICLES?
Fifty Hilux trucks are not as untraceable and inconspicuous as the usual motorcycle they use. 4pm is still daylight, how come there were no trace of them? Did they drive into the atmosphere? Sadly, the effeminate GEJ is currently computing their salaries (amnesty?) for a job well done. #OnlyInNaija.

yuzedo: BRAKEING NEWS: I just commentated on dis tread from my eye pad in my seating room penthouse in Banana Ice land. Am i not bless? Pls help me tank Obatala my guy. If i can did it, u also can did it. Baanaana iscland have free land for sale, 1plot =N1billion. save now and buy. is good investment to be my nerbor. tenks and no futher comments.

GET WELL SOON, BRO!

GEJ owes Nigerians a belated Letter of Resignation.

Politicians have more tongues than a hydra's head. The statement is not useful, anyway, because he has to acknowledge that the candidate is better than him before stepping down, which he's not likely to do.