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Politics › Re: Fela Durotoye On Fuel Subsidy Removal: Brilliant! by slap1(m): 6:40pm On Jan 06, 2012
More money will only aid the wastefulness of a wasteful government like GEJ's!
Politics › Re: Boko Haram KILL 6 more on Sunday , Very very sad, over 60 killed since last week by slap1(m): 5:13pm On Jan 06, 2012
I doubt if Nigeria has been more insecure in recent years. Those who blame the Igbo in the North should know that starting life from the scratch is not easy. . . This present administration has to be the worst! Obasanjo and Yar'Adua did not hesitate to send soldiers to the Niger-Delta to raze down villages, I wonder what GEJ is waiting for. . .
Food › Re: How Do You Think Is The Best Way To Drink Garri? by slap1(m): 1:28pm On Jan 06, 2012
Jarus:
1,Hot sunny afternoon
2, Bowl of garri
3, Mix with groundnut
4, Mix with moderate sugar
5 Add chilled water(or if you like, iced block)
6 Don't drain, else it will lose some taste
7 Off your shirt and leave only singlet and untie your trousers if wearing native, loosen your belt if wearing English
8, Then attack
Plus sit on the floor and spread your legs. Haha!
Celebrities › Re: I Regret Voting For Gej - Donjazzy by slap1(m): 11:32am On Jan 06, 2012
If he really said that, then, God bless him for not joining the crazy bandwagon.
Celebrities › Re: Psquare's Peter Okoye's Insensitive Tweet by slap1(m): 8:39pm On Jan 05, 2012
The tweet is a painful reminder of the class structure in our society. Maybe if they complained about the subsidy, someone will ask if they don't have the money to buy fuel at N1,000 per litre.
Politics › Re: Another Occupy Nigeria Protester Killed In Gasau, Zamfara? by slap1(m): 4:32pm On Jan 05, 2012
Coinicidentally, I'm watching the movie, Sometimes in April. . . I just pray this doesn't go overboard.
Politics › Re: Soon, We Shall All Be Trekking- Reuben Abati by slap1(m): 3:04pm On Jan 05, 2012
[quote author=tpia@ link=topic=839100.msg9897816#msg9897816 date=1325734105]"We"? huh[/quote]That's for the gullible, I know he's not a part of the "We".
@TOPIC. Every man has a price.
Politics › Re: Min Of Information Labaran Maku To Hold Tweet Meeting At 12pm by slap1(m): 1:03pm On Jan 05, 2012
The purpose of the meeting is still what I'm trying to ascertain. How many Nigerians is the minister currently meeting with on Twitter? This administration has got no focus!
Literature › Re: Do Contemporary African Writers Actually Sell Books? by slap1(m): 5:44pm On Jan 03, 2012
It depends on what you term ''good prose". Maybe you should have requested for a list of good African books instead.
Have you read Yellow-Yellow, A Life Elsewhere, Phoenix, Everything Good Will Come, Say You Are One of Them? You may also try books from Chris Abani, Helen Oyeyemi, etc. . .
Politics › Re: Fuel Now 141naira/liter, Bought 141 @ Oando In Maryland, How Much Did U Buy? by slap1(m): 11:56am On Jan 02, 2012
N150 in Aba.
PDP. . . Party Decieve People.
Nairaland General › Re: What Is The First Thing You Will Do In 2012? by slap1(m): 9:59pm On Dec 31, 2011
The first thing I will do is to wake up from sleep.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Vs Queens Park Rangers (1 - 0) On Saturday 31st December 2011 by slap1(m): 6:32pm On Dec 31, 2011
Nice win for us. To all those that advocated doom for us I say sorry, go and dust your crystal balls. . . We are gunning forward!
Politics › Re: New Year Shocker Awaits Service Chiefs by slap1(m): 6:51pm On Dec 30, 2011
Sack them and bring in a new set of clueless bandits. WTF, the axe fits GEJ more than the service chiefs.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Offer Thierry Henry Two-month Loan Deal by slap1(m): 1:02pm On Dec 30, 2011
^^^
I hear you!
Phones › Re: Eto To Launch Own Mobile Network In Cameroon by slap1(m): 12:59pm On Dec 30, 2011
Smart guy. . . Big investment.
Politics › Re: Actual Cost Of Petrol Is N39.50 Per Litre – Coalition by slap1(m): 11:50am On Dec 30, 2011
It should be cheaper than that.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Vs Queens Park Rangers (1 - 0) On Saturday 31st December 2011 by slap1(m): 11:42am On Dec 30, 2011
Gunners are gonna gun them down! Hat-trick for RVP!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Offer Thierry Henry Two-month Loan Deal by slap1(m): 10:34am On Dec 30, 2011
Some of these Chelsea fans are clowns. Henry is 34 and you all think he's too old. . . How old is Drogba, Anelka, Terry, Malouda, etc. Don't you guys notice John Terry panting and gasping for breath before 20 minutes?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Offer Thierry Henry Two-month Loan Deal by slap1(m): 7:42pm On Dec 29, 2011
Welcome home, don't mind Dayokanu, he's just SCARED. . . . W E L C O M E!

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Offer Thierry Henry Two-month Loan Deal by slap1(m): 7:25pm On Dec 29, 2011
My legend. . . .u are welcome! All hail the king! Wow!
Politics › Re: Christmas Day Massacre: 10,000 Protest In Kaduna by slap1(m): 6:22pm On Dec 29, 2011
Things like this usually yield nothing in a country like ours, but I support it. The issue is beyond fuel price hike, ASUU strike or similar matters that may be resolved with mass protest. It's really up to GEJ to end this or let it end him.
Politics › Re: Govt Today Is All About Contracts And Sharing – Pat Utomi by slap1(m): 6:07pm On Dec 29, 2011
What's the point of great speeches like these if the only purpose they serve is to make us nod our heads in agreement and remind us of what we already know? Surely, these talks don't actually contribute a penny to the change we need in this country. . .
Politics › Re: Hotel Explosion: 15 Persons Injured As Gunmen Invade A Hotel In Gombe by slap1(m): 5:58pm On Dec 29, 2011
This story sef. . . Why did they just manhandle the security guys when they should have pumped some bullets into them? Did they just throw the explosives and watch the customers run all over the place? What's really their motif? Robbery? Kidnap? Terrorism? Assasination? Hmm. . .
Politics › Re: The Best Of Patience Jonathan Speeches 2011 by slap1(m): 3:38pm On Dec 29, 2011
Andre Uweh:
Moderators, please can one of you delete this thread.
A thread to mock our first lady, this is not right.
True, but the first lady and her husband have already made a mockery of themselves.
Politics › Re: The Best Of Patience Jonathan Speeches 2011 by slap1(m): 2:26pm On Dec 29, 2011
Numbers 8 and 9 'is' my best.
Politics › Re: Police Deny UNN Bomb Attempt by slap1(m): 1:41pm On Dec 29, 2011
The Nigerian police sponsored the story, I think, then the journalist screwed up by churning out a badly-written story. . .so the police gotta save face by denying the whole thing. Buncha cowards!
Crime › Re: Son Butchered Mom Dump Inside Well by slap1(m): 1:31pm On Dec 29, 2011
Horrible. . .
Webmasters › Re: Stratfor Hacked By Anonymous Hackers For #antisec by slap1(m): 11:21am On Dec 29, 2011
Born-again hackers.
Politics › Re: Attempts To Set Church Ablaze In Bayelsa By Man Dressed In Turban by slap1(m): 10:36am On Dec 29, 2011
Maybe the seed he sowed in the church failed to grow, so he got frustrated.
Politics › Re: Jonathan’s Govt Confused – Okogie by slap1(m): 2:23am On Dec 29, 2011
Okogie is 'righter' than my right hand. Ten gbooozaas for him.
Culture › Re: Any Carnivals In South East Nigeria? by slap1(m): 8:50pm On Dec 28, 2011
mbatuku2:
The nottingham carnival in England is copied from the West Indies.

Are we allergic to change?
Nottingham have nothing, that's why they copied. We have cultures to project and maintain. Nottingham should also copy our New Yam Festival, Oji Mbaise, Añara Day, etc, or are they allergic to change?
Sports › Re: Nigerian Scored Great Goal (video) by slap1(m): 5:56pm On Dec 28, 2011
odiaero:
I heard wenger is going for him grin
Sharaaap dia! I heard AVB is shopping for a guitar for Lukaku cos his talent is reggae, not football.

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