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Politics › Re: ITC (Imo Transport Company) Sold? by slap1(m): 10:31pm On Nov 28, 2011
GWslim:
The Governor took the decision becos the operators are corruption and dishonesty with account.
I dey tell you! Chei.
Sports › Re: Gary Speed(Wales Manager) Is Dead by slap1(m): 1:28pm On Nov 28, 2011
Sagamite:
He has 2 kids.

He has 10 times more money than 99% will ever make in their lifetime.

He has one of the top jobs in the world for his profession.

He has a reputation that is highly respected.

What can be so worrying in life that he feels the need to kill himself?

Was he about to lose one or more of the above?
And he was JUST 42! Damn! These oyibo people are just strange creatures.
Romance › Re: Do University Relationships Ever Lead To Marriage? by slap1(m): 12:25pm On Nov 27, 2011
It depends on what defines the relationship. What is the girl after? What is the guy after? It may work, it may not.
Celebrities › Re: Photo;Aki's Traditional Wedding With Njeoma by slap1(m): 12:15pm On Nov 27, 2011
Happy married life, bro! It's not the size of the dog that matters, but the size of the fight in the dog.
Jokes Etc › Re: Weekend Special! Funny Pics Of Nigerians from Oga patapata! Post Yours! by slap1(m): 12:32pm On Nov 26, 2011
Thank God that I'm alone at home! What if I were in a bus or in some other public place? Na so I for dey laff?
Politics › Re: Tinubu Calls For Sovereign National Conference by slap1(m): 12:42pm On Nov 25, 2011
Only in Naija! Tinubu calling for a SNC when he should be serving his fatherland in prison.
Family › Re: did Your Parents tell You How They Met? by slap1(m): 12:37pm On Nov 25, 2011
My Dad went to visit my uncle (his close friend then) and he saw my mum's pix. He asked weather she was married. She wasn't. He told his friend that he must marry his cousin (my mum). My mum lived in Onitsha then, so my dad accompanied his friend to Onitsha for a 'visit'. . . Years later, my mum told me that the photographer that took that pix had teased her that that could be the pix that would bring her a husband. . .
Politics › Re: Boko Haram Disowns Konduga And Names Ndume As A Target by slap1(m): 12:20pm On Nov 25, 2011
Why did BH even dignify the guy's arrest with this diversionary press release? If the man is not your member, why not sharap and keep targeting David Mark and co.?
Phones › Re: Nigeria Moves To Fifth In Opera Mini Mobile Browser Usage! by slap1(m): 12:09pm On Nov 25, 2011
Good. I hope we will come fifth in something more propitious.
TV/Movies › Re: FG To Invest N75 Billion In Nollywood To Support Entertainment by slap1(m): 12:04pm On Nov 25, 2011
What is supposed to be the benefit from this investment?
Celebrities › Re: 2face Idibia Rescues Police Officer Shot By Armed Robbers by slap1(m): 5:00pm On Nov 23, 2011
jennykadry:
Why did the hospital refuse to treat him at first? because of the gunshot?how silly.
That part of the story is incredulous. The dying man is a police officer, and the National Assembly has passed a bill that instructs hospitals to save gunshot victims first, with or without police report. Thanks to 2face.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: UCL: AC Milan Vs Barcelona (2 - 3) On 23rd November 2011 by slap1(m): 11:29am On Nov 23, 2011
My bet is on AC Milan. I hope they beat Barca.
Fashion › Re: Mo' Cheddah And Chika Emmanuel Cover Wow Magazine - Who Looks Worse? by slap1(m): 10:18am On Nov 23, 2011
michelin89:
As from today no more trying to defend my nose. Even slap1 has proved that he nor know anything about looks! grin grin
Lol, did you even admit that you were defending your nose? Well, Mo looks bad in the pix, anyway, referring to her nose may suggest that I'm taking it personally.
Fashion › Re: Mo' Cheddah And Chika Emmanuel Cover Wow Magazine - Who Looks Worse? by slap1(m): 9:33am On Nov 22, 2011
In the first pix, they look like blood-starved vampires. In the second one, Chika looks better.
Politics › Re: The Guardian Publisher, Alex Ibru Dies At 66 by slap1(m): 6:35am On Nov 21, 2011
Death is clearly the only pot from which the rich and the poor eat from. Rest in peace, Mr. Ibru.
Christianity Etc › Re: Is Betting Bad For A Christian? by slap1(m): 4:43pm On Nov 20, 2011
nsiadi:
@Slap1, You can place your points without calling some others names
Be decent, even in NL (If you can, that is)
My brother, you've made me go through my post severally in search of who I called names, or where I did that. Do you mind helping me out?
Education › Re: ABSU Student Union Govt President Dies In Road Accident by slap1(m): 4:33pm On Nov 20, 2011
djmally:
Do we need a libya-style revolution before the system is changed? About this guy's death, i smell a big rat. My people at the school just told me how he won in a landslide victory,how the system's rigging mechanisations were resisted by the students. Majority of them queued up under the rain to vote for him because they knew he was the key to the end of the god-fathered student union.now they will install another thief on the seat and God will punish them. Sad end for the guy- learnt he was one intelligent,outspoken dude.smh
He was, bro, he was. We're looking at his rich opponent, said to be supported by T. A Orji. His death is surely a heavy blow to us. I still find myself looking forward to visit his hostel. . .very painful.
Politics › Re: Patrick Obahiagbon On Being Disturbed By A Girl On Facebook by slap1(m): 3:12pm On Nov 20, 2011
Can't believe he has the time for this. . . Is being a senator his sole source of income?
Fashion › Re: Miss Nigeria 2011 Is Feyijimi Sodipo by slap1(m): 3:07pm On Nov 20, 2011
Congrats! Whether you deserve it or not, you must deserve it!
Fashion › Re: Miss Nigeria 2011 Is Feyijimi Sodipo by slap1(m): 3:07pm On Nov 20, 2011
Congrats! Whether you deserve it or not, you must deserve it!
Christianity Etc › Re: Is Betting Bad For A Christian? by slap1(m): 2:44pm On Nov 20, 2011
Consider this: Whose money do you hope to gain? Is the person happy for the loss? Betting is a parasitic relationship, if you ask me.
Politics › Re: New York Times Profiles Saharareporters! by slap1(m): 12:55pm On Nov 20, 2011
[quote author=Omo_Tier1 link=topic=807307.msg9594835#msg9594835 date=1321786325]Where in the article did NYT ask you to switch over to SR?,   **deserving SLAP x 2 not SLAP x1**  huh huh[/quote]If that's how you understand my post, then no amount of explaination will re-focus your brain. Ignorance is bliss, enjoy!
Politics › Re: New York Times Profiles Saharareporters! by slap1(m): 11:44am On Nov 20, 2011
So we should all switch over to the Sahara desert because NY Times said so?
Romance › Re: Do You Easily Fall In Love? by slap1(m): 11:39am On Nov 20, 2011
No. I'd easily fall out if I did. I'd rather grow in love.
Education › Re: ABSU Student Union Govt President Dies In Road Accident by slap1(m): 11:28am On Nov 20, 2011
[quote author=seedord247 link=topic=807255.msg9594724#msg9594724 date=1321784324][/quote]Yes. Much on the contrary. He wasn't the government's choice. T. A Orji had another candidate that would support his evil agenda for the school. The students just LOVED the guy. . . Even when the results were about to be released, soldiers came in to help rig against him, the students resisted. He was a great guy. Personally, I had to clear my debts with the SUG so that I will vote for him, and I queued under the rain to vote.
Education › Re: ABSU Student Union Govt President Dies In Road Accident by slap1(m): 11:19am On Nov 20, 2011
Kobojunkie:
Karma does not wait till someone actually dies to go demanding payback.  grin grin grin grin grin

I watch indian movies!
What are you talking about, Kobo? If it's about the r-ape thing, forget it. Uruakpa  was still the president-elect, then.
Education › Re: ABSU Student Union Govt President Dies In Road Accident by slap1(m): 11:15am On Nov 20, 2011
I've been fighting so hard to forget this news but I couldn't. Uruakpa was a good friend. Humble and kind.
At his place, three days ago, it took the sympathizers' effort to stop his father from attempting suicide. The guy's death shocked me to the marrow. . . Elected on September, innaugurated on October, died on November. RIP, my presido and friend. I still can't believe this. . .
Politics › Re: Happy Birthday To President Goodluck Jonathan by slap1(m): 9:41am On Nov 20, 2011
Happy birthday, Mr. President. May God extend your vision beyond your nose.
Politics › Re: Patrick Obahiagbon On National Awards! The Guy Dey Vex! by slap1(m): 5:42pm On Nov 19, 2011
sandysprax:
In simple plain terms pls.Who are they?
They are a group of three or four Indian investors who have been ripping off the country with some sharp practices like avoiding the payment of import duty on the shiploads of rice they import, etc. I stand to be corrected, or helped.
Politics › Re: Patrick Obahiagbon On National Awards! The Guy Dey Vex! by slap1(m): 1:11pm On Nov 19, 2011
Obahiagrammar, what did you do throughout your stay in the senate? You were peppersouping with your larcenous colleagues, now you are blowing scatter-brained, maniacal, periodontal grammar as an act of ablution. You are no saint, man. You only have comic value, go and meet Opa Williams for a contract. Mtscheew!
Celebrities › Re: Chinedu Ikedieze A.k.a *aki* Set To Wed: Unveils Wife To Be by slap1(m): 1:00pm On Nov 19, 2011
Fine gal. . . The dude is also handsome, if not for the vertical deficit.
Sports › Re: Yakubu Aiyebeni Gives Jude Aneke A Cash Gift Of $1,000 by slap1(m): 12:58pm On Nov 19, 2011
[quote author=dipo+ link=topic=806603.msg9587260#msg9587260 date=1321652110]$1000 only,
Nonsense, I coulda given the nucca more angry[/quote]Yes, but you don't have. So, mechie onu.

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