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GWslim:I dey tell you! Chei. |
Sagamite:And he was JUST 42! Damn! These oyibo people are just strange creatures. |
It depends on what defines the relationship. What is the girl after? What is the guy after? It may work, it may not. |
Happy married life, bro! It's not the size of the dog that matters, but the size of the fight in the dog. |
Thank God that I'm alone at home! What if I were in a bus or in some other public place? Na so I for dey laff? |
Only in Naija! Tinubu calling for a SNC when he should be serving his fatherland in prison. |
My Dad went to visit my uncle (his close friend then) and he saw my mum's pix. He asked weather she was married. She wasn't. He told his friend that he must marry his cousin (my mum). My mum lived in Onitsha then, so my dad accompanied his friend to Onitsha for a 'visit'. . . Years later, my mum told me that the photographer that took that pix had teased her that that could be the pix that would bring her a husband. . . |
Why did BH even dignify the guy's arrest with this diversionary press release? If the man is not your member, why not sharap and keep targeting David Mark and co.? |
Good. I hope we will come fifth in something more propitious. |
What is supposed to be the benefit from this investment? |
jennykadry:That part of the story is incredulous. The dying man is a police officer, and the National Assembly has passed a bill that instructs hospitals to save gunshot victims first, with or without police report. Thanks to 2face. |
My bet is on AC Milan. I hope they beat Barca. |
michelin89:Lol, did you even admit that you were defending your nose? Well, Mo looks bad in the pix, anyway, referring to her nose may suggest that I'm taking it personally. |
In the first pix, they look like blood-starved vampires. In the second one, Chika looks better. |
Death is clearly the only pot from which the rich and the poor eat from. Rest in peace, Mr. Ibru. |
nsiadi:My brother, you've made me go through my post severally in search of who I called names, or where I did that. Do you mind helping me out? |
djmally:He was, bro, he was. We're looking at his rich opponent, said to be supported by T. A Orji. His death is surely a heavy blow to us. I still find myself looking forward to visit his hostel. . .very painful. |
Can't believe he has the time for this. . . Is being a senator his sole source of income? |
Congrats! Whether you deserve it or not, you must deserve it! |
Congrats! Whether you deserve it or not, you must deserve it! |
Consider this: Whose money do you hope to gain? Is the person happy for the loss? Betting is a parasitic relationship, if you ask me. |
[quote author=Omo_Tier1 link=topic=807307.msg9594835#msg9594835 date=1321786325]Where in the article did NYT ask you to switch over to SR?, **deserving SLAP x 2 not SLAP x1** [/quote]If that's how you understand my post, then no amount of explaination will re-focus your brain. Ignorance is bliss, enjoy! |
So we should all switch over to the Sahara desert because NY Times said so? |
No. I'd easily fall out if I did. I'd rather grow in love. |
[quote author=seedord247 link=topic=807255.msg9594724#msg9594724 date=1321784324][/quote]Yes. Much on the contrary. He wasn't the government's choice. T. A Orji had another candidate that would support his evil agenda for the school. The students just LOVED the guy. . . Even when the results were about to be released, soldiers came in to help rig against him, the students resisted. He was a great guy. Personally, I had to clear my debts with the SUG so that I will vote for him, and I queued under the rain to vote. |
Kobojunkie:What are you talking about, Kobo? If it's about the r-ape thing, forget it. Uruakpa was still the president-elect, then. |
I've been fighting so hard to forget this news but I couldn't. Uruakpa was a good friend. Humble and kind. At his place, three days ago, it took the sympathizers' effort to stop his father from attempting suicide. The guy's death shocked me to the marrow. . . Elected on September, innaugurated on October, died on November. RIP, my presido and friend. I still can't believe this. . . |
Happy birthday, Mr. President. May God extend your vision beyond your nose. |
sandysprax:They are a group of three or four Indian investors who have been ripping off the country with some sharp practices like avoiding the payment of import duty on the shiploads of rice they import, etc. I stand to be corrected, or helped. |
Obahiagrammar, what did you do throughout your stay in the senate? You were peppersouping with your larcenous colleagues, now you are blowing scatter-brained, maniacal, periodontal grammar as an act of ablution. You are no saint, man. You only have comic value, go and meet Opa Williams for a contract. Mtscheew! |
Fine gal. . . The dude is also handsome, if not for the vertical deficit. |
[quote author=dipo+ link=topic=806603.msg9587260#msg9587260 date=1321652110]$1000 only, Nonsense, I coulda given the nucca more [/quote]Yes, but you don't have. So, mechie onu. |
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[/quote]Yes, but you don't have. So, mechie onu.