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Phones › Re: Mtn's 125% And 150%Recharge Bonus Is Fake. Try It At Your Own Risk by slap1(m): 3:02am On Jul 31, 2012
fittty: Lames!!!! So much poverty in nigeria... See as grown men dey reason promo calculation by 2a.m for night..... Smh undecided
2.am is not night, it's morning. . .and you expect people to fold their hands while MTN rips them off? I bet you will recharge N200 for bonus' sake once it's daylight.
Sports › Re: Pictures of Arsenal Players In Nigeria by slap1(m): 5:48am On Jul 30, 2012
mawojuuche: INSULT UPON INSULTS
even i watch 90% of arsenal matches, i can recognized those white guys.
naija, dis one na FAKE ARSENAL PLAYERS.
mtwwww
It's either you watch on black-and-white TV and can't recognize them in coloured, or you were expecting to see Henry, Pires, Wiltord, Gilberto Silva, Fabregas, Viera, etc. Up GUNNERZ!
Politics › Re: Army Unveils Anti-Bomb 'Stop And Search' Robot. by slap1(m): 11:24am On Jul 27, 2012
Who knows how many millions it cost to get that 'robot'? I think the Boko Haram will launch the 'robot' with a bomb blast before month end.
Nairaland General › Re: Nairalanders With Similar Personality by slap1(m): 7:34am On Jul 19, 2012
Odunnu: No, she's not.
I miss Googles cry cry
Not as much as I do. Very smart lady, that. I hope she's fine, wherever she is.
Nairaland General › Re: Nairalanders With Similar Personality by slap1(m): 12:50am On Jul 19, 2012
Odunnu and Googles. . .now where is that brain and beauty, Googles? I've not come across her since last year. . .
Jarus and Siena. . .the maturity, if nothing else, looks alike.
Mama-Gee and Ishit4body. . .the weirdness can be really weird, sometimes. . .
Crime › Re: SUG Pres. Of FUTA, Adeyemi & Sch. of Midwifery Involved In An Accident by slap1(m): 3:19am On Jul 15, 2012
RIP. . . These student 'leaders' should quit licking the boots of politicians, it's like kola nuts, it doesn't taste as good as it sounds in the mouth. My SUG president, Chidi Uruakpa, died in similar manner, last year. Consequently, I decided to face my studies and leave school politics. I hope God makes their parents strong.
Politics › Re: Why We Appointed Dame Patience As Permanent Secretary In Bayelsa State by slap1(m): 1:54pm On Jul 12, 2012
Will she even have time for the useless appointment? It's things like this that drained my interest in politics.
Crime › Re: Robbers Invade Skye Bank In Portharcourt, Two Robbers Shot Dead!(images) by slap1(m): 12:51am On Jul 12, 2012
Kudos. The noise from this 'great job' will not die soon. The CP will remind the robbers that there is no hiding place for them in the state. . .etc.
Sports › Re: Diego Maradona Sacked As Al Wasl Manager by slap1(m): 3:54am On Jul 11, 2012
He talks too much.
NYSC › Re: NYSC Member Kidnapped In Delta by slap1(m): 5:31pm On Jul 09, 2012
Billyonaire: Delta State again, Shameless people. Am waiting for attacks, am prepared.
Who has the kind of time you do?
Politics › Re: Death Toll In Jos Village Massacre Reach 90 by slap1(m): 2:55am On Jul 09, 2012
It's so scary. . .my cousin in Jos said the only thing to do is to brace up for the worst! Their safety worries me.
Family › Re: A Wife Or A Car: Which Is More Expensive To Maintain? by slap1(m): 12:44pm On Jul 08, 2012
It's insulting to compare a wife, not even a galfriend, with a car! WTH is a car? If you're not ready for marriage, don't stress yourself! How about jobless guys that depend on their wives? If you even spend more on your car than you do on yourself, shame on you! What won't we see on this forum?
Education › Re: NUC Shuts Down ESUT And ABSU Satellite Campuses In Aba by slap1(m): 12:36pm On Jul 08, 2012
Were the banks not working when NUC came visiting?
Literature › Re: Rotimi Babatunde Wins 13th Caine Prize For 'Bombay Republic' by slap1(m): 4:34pm On Jul 06, 2012
bakenda: I read the winning piece in The Guardian. It is damn so brilliant.
One of the most brilliant pieces I've read in recent times.
There is hope for Nigerian literature.
Can you post the link to the full story, please. . .thanks.
Politics › Re: Three Killed, 30 Vehicles Burnt In Yoruba-hausa Clash by slap1(m): 8:53am On Jul 06, 2012
Very embarrassing! Fighting over ordinary ashawo! Is her kini made of honey and gold?
Literature › Re: 7 Containers Of Pirated Books Seized At Apapa by slap1(m): 9:17pm On Jul 05, 2012
I've never felt so bad about pirated books until I walked into Abia State University's bookshop and saw an array of them for sale. I was like, WTH?
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Education › Re: Do you Remember Or Used This? by slap1(m): 9:05pm On Jul 05, 2012
Hmm. . .my home work book in nursery and primary school. I remember we interpreted the OLYMPIC as Olu Leave Your Mother, Police Is Coming. Can't help but smile. . . Back in the days of Nasco biscuits and Chi-Chi sweets!
NYSC › Re: NYSC Redeploys Corps Members From Troubled States by slap1(m): 12:32pm On Jul 05, 2012
Using martial arts to defend bomb? As if bomb go send martial arts poses. . .
Foreign Affairs › Re: Obama Honours Oluwatosin Akinduro On U.S. Independence Day by slap1(m): 12:27pm On Jul 05, 2012
Goodluck, bro. At least you are in a country that knows your worth.
Business › Re: Help With A Business Name For My Trucking/haulage Company by slap1(m): 9:59am On Jul 05, 2012
Ibu Anyi Ndanda Haulage
Education › Re: ABSU Releases 2012/2013 Post UTME Aptitude Test (check Yours) by slap1(m): 6:08pm On Jun 22, 2012
You should get another scratch card. I pity those coming to ASBU, the school is getting crapier by the day! Anyway, y'all are welcome.
Politics › Re: Habeeb Bama Captured Mastermind Of UN Building Bombing Is Dead! by slap1(m): 6:03pm On Jun 22, 2012
72 virgins things on his mind. . .lucky him!
Politics › Re: 24 Hour Curfew Imposed In Damaturu, Yobe by slap1(m): 2:22pm On Jun 19, 2012
Poverty, illiteracy and corruption. . . I can't finish the food they can cook!
Romance › Re: Do Girls Like Guys That Are Emotional? by slap1(m): 1:53pm On Jun 18, 2012
egbeman1: Well...I could shed tears after watching some movies.
What I mean by emotional is being clingy,tinking a lot abt the girl,always wanting to know her way abt and romancing too.Even tho I will alwas want to chase other girls,but my luv for the main one stil remains intack.
I alwas get jealous too,I keep comparing myself wit her exes,or any guy I sees around her.
You just said your real problem. Dude, go see TB Joshua.
Romance › Re: Do Girls Like Guys That Are Emotional? by slap1(m): 1:48pm On Jun 18, 2012
if you are too emotional, it follows that you may have no hold on your relationship. You have to be tough, bro, the girls of these days will just 'armpitate' you if you carry on like a cry baby.
Autos › Re: Urgently Need To Sell My Kawasaki Ninja ZX6R 2011 , Pls I Need Serious Buyer. by slap1(m): 8:56pm On Jun 17, 2012
I thought it's Okada Airlines sef, I would have sold my land in the village. . .
Travel › Re: British Airways Overshot Runway At Abuja International Airport by slap1(m): 1:24pm On Jun 17, 2012
Thank God I can say 'Thank God' to this.
Politics › Re: Bomb Blast At Shalom Church, Trikania , Kaduna by slap1(m): 1:16pm On Jun 17, 2012
kiyosaki1: That's very insensitive of you at a critical time like this are you trying to work up tension ?
kiyosaki1: That's very insensitive of you at a critical time like this are you trying to work up tension ?
The explosion is also insensitive, bro, and which time is not critical in Nigeria? The bottomline of my post is, the north will feel the impact of these bombings more. I was in Aba during the days of Osisikankwu, so I know what I say. As for tension, it is already there. . .
Politics › Re: Bomb Blast At Shalom Church, Trikania , Kaduna by slap1(m): 1:03pm On Jun 17, 2012
Some people promised to make Nigeria ungovernable if GEJ becomes president, and they are really at it. Silly mallams, very soon economic activities in the north will stand still and we will see who bears the burden.
Politics › Re: Bomb Explosion At Sabon Gari & Wusasa, Zaria by slap1(m): 11:06am On Jun 17, 2012
Soldiers of Allah. . .

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