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Romance › Re: Why Do You Want To Get Married? by slap1(m): 4:09pm On Dec 23, 2010
[quote author=Mrs, Eve link=topic=572446.msg7396364#msg7396364 date=1293115736]No, he is barren.[/quote]You mean impotent?
Crime › Re: 16 Years Old Girl Has Abortion 4 Times by slap1(m): 3:53pm On Dec 23, 2010
I will say something nice when I'm convinced the story is true. But for now, I suggest he kill the girl and kill himself.
Romance › Re: Can You Give Ur Boyfriend/girlfriend Ur Atm Pin Or Paypal Password? by slap1(m): 1:25pm On Dec 23, 2010
I'll give her my account number.
Christianity Etc › Re: Courtship Is Not Scriptural;its A Sin! by slap1(m): 12:45pm On Dec 23, 2010
Boaz also courted Ruth. No?
Politics › Re: Sen. Ita Giwa Party Hard In Nite Club (pix) by slap1(m): 12:31pm On Dec 23, 2010
I didn't see her on FB. Who has her number, I need a scholarship.
Events › Re: Scientists Clone Half Bear-half Man-half Pig! by slap1(m): 12:02pm On Dec 23, 2010
Half-bear-half-man-half-pig = Mr. Cork!
Politics › Re: PhysicsMHD: My Prediction In 2008 About Bode George,Bring business to Yoruba by slap1(m): 7:44am On Dec 23, 2010
[quote author=Musiwa, link=topic=573275.msg7393563#msg7393563 date=1293085762]you are in trouble[/quote]And you, too.
Romance › Re: Why Do You Want To Get Married? by slap1(m): 10:24pm On Dec 22, 2010
Because I'm tired of freedom.
Romance › Re: No Relationship If You Don't Buy Me Blackberry; Unilag Girls by slap1(m): 10:13pm On Dec 22, 2010
Stewpid gals! When they reach 30yrs they'll be the ones buying HTC Windows 7 phones and even cars for the guys.
Romance › Re: Is It Good To Have More Than One Girlfriend by slap1(m): 9:56pm On Dec 22, 2010
Always have a Plan B. But you'll be damned if you are the Plan Z of your Plan B!
Romance › Re: Nigerian Virgin Girls - Keeping Our Virginity by slap1(m): 9:49pm On Dec 22, 2010
Omolola1:
@binhozie, u are so stu.pid, how do u knw i av lost mine? u ad beta go nd learn how to talk to pple, brainless nicompoo
Swerry, pay him no mind. He obviously meant no harm.
Romance › Re: Nigerian Virgin Girls - Keeping Our Virginity by slap1(m): 9:36pm On Dec 22, 2010
Sex isn't the only deviant behaviour in the society, Y shud virginity get a Nobel Prize? How about virgins that steal, kill, give BJs, lie, etc? Should they be pardoned coz they r virgins? If we all become virgins, will it make the world a better place?
Romance › Re: hmm by slap1(m): 8:41pm On Dec 22, 2010
gbanikiti:
@freecocoa,wud lyk 2knw u berra sha,no strings attachd pls just mere frnds aite? Ds my YIM dozyluv@yahoo.com.
U ve got 2b brave &strng,believ me,u can love again.
I'l mail u some wrds of encouragemnt. Trust me.
Nice move, bro. Goodluck!
Romance › Re: hmm by slap1(m): 6:57pm On Dec 22, 2010
[quote author=!!Mr Cork link=topic=572610.msg7389779#msg7389779 date=1293035088]anyways, nufff hungry guys in Nairaland: 190, D-sense, Kai Moiney, Debosky, SLAP1, MOBO444, Sagamite, kokoye etc wink[/quote]Ewu London!
Celebrities › Re: Chidimma Or Sheila: Who Is Hotter? by slap1(m): 5:10pm On Dec 22, 2010
[quote author=!!Mr Cork link=topic=573011.msg7389539#msg7389539 date=1293033390]call-me, woman if u loookin for a husband, sorrry, am takens! angry[/quote]Damn!
Celebrities › Re: Who Says 9ice Has No Dress Sense? by slap1(m): 5:02pm On Dec 22, 2010
Nothing unique, just the regular, decent, everyday dressing.
Celebrities › Re: The Audacious I Go Die by slap1(m): 4:51pm On Dec 22, 2010
Ujujoan:
^^^ Just shut up will you? Thank you! cool cool
I tire for this ishi aki!
Celebrities › Re: Who Is Hotter: Nneka Or Sasha? by slap1(m): 4:44pm On Dec 22, 2010
That Estelle chic looks like isi agbara (the effigy of a deity).
Celebrities › Re: Women Can't Seduce Me Because I Don't Go Out -kola Odunlade, Best Yoruba Actor by slap1(m): 4:37pm On Dec 22, 2010
^^ Sharrap!
Romance › Re: hmm by slap1(m): 2:02pm On Dec 22, 2010
Try to change environment.
Romance › Re: My Girlfriend I Have Been Cheating On, Was The Only One Who Stand By Me In The by slap1(m): 1:39pm On Dec 22, 2010
freecocoa:
Ole,you stole my thoughts.lol.
Lol. Sue me.
Romance › Re: Men And Women Can Not Be Friends! by slap1(m): 1:36pm On Dec 22, 2010
Yes. 70% of my friends are female. I trust them with little secrets more than guys. Some peepz call me " blessed among women", no problem.
Crime › Re: Trusted Home Help Kidnapped Sharon! by slap1(m): 11:53am On Dec 22, 2010
Thank God it wasn't ritualists.
Romance › Re: My Girlfriend I Have Been Cheating On, Was The Only One Who Stand By Me In The by slap1(m): 7:29am On Dec 22, 2010
I thought it was vintage dobodobo when I saw this thread yesterday, didn't know it was serious! Thank God for your life. I wish Mr. Cork will meet his turning point, like you.
Education › Re: ABC Of Common Errors And Mistakes In English by slap1(m): 6:55am On Dec 22, 2010
kolly4luv:
thanks for the correction guy!
FAMOUS: to be known by a lot of people.
POPULAR: to be liked by a lot of people.
You're welcome. I was lazy when I gave that link, I should have explained it myself. I'm glad you're cleared.
Politics › Re: Nigerian Discovers New Solar System (asteroid) by slap1(m): 6:41am On Dec 22, 2010
jason54321:
shut up jor!!! the guy is a fraud waiting to be found out just like emeaguail!!i grin grin grin
That was really a silly thing to say. What do you guys gain from behaving like kids?
Politics › Re: Al Mustapha Freed by slap1(m): 11:51pm On Dec 21, 2010
Al-Mustapha was released for lack of evidence and some people have issues with it. Tomorrow the same people will make a basketful of noise about due process and what not. And for the batty anti-GEJs, how many votes will the release of Al-Mustapha fetch GEJ? If a criminal like Mustapha still has clout in the north after over a decade in prison, then the northerners are to be pitied.
Romance › Re: Should I Believe That I'm Ugly Even Though Some People Said I'm Beautiful? by slap1(m): 6:27pm On Dec 21, 2010
Mama-gee is to the Romance Section what Becomrich is to the Politics Section.

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