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Politics › Re: Can Goodluck Jonathan Lead Nigeria? by slap1(op): 5:30am On Sep 29, 2010
johndoe200:
I take it that you mean he should display dictatorial tendencies? What is happening in those states is regrettable, but ultimately they are law enforcement issues. What he should do and I am sure he has done is to offer to the relevant state officials the support of the federal law enforcement apartments. Please by this I don't mean the army and navy.

GEJ is the only real choice for 2011, the rest are , well let me not say anymore.
Very unitelligent post. Remove the cloak of sentiment from your body and see if you made sense.
Politics › Re: Kidnappers Hijack A School Bus Of 15 Pupils In Aba by slap1(op): 5:25am On Sep 29, 2010
The ransom has been doubled to N40million. Jonathan must be a comedian for placing ballots over security of lives.
Politics › Re: Hon Patrick Obahiagbon & Pastor Okotie On Nigeria @50 by slap1(m): 5:15am On Sep 29, 2010
^Can you tell us? Dumb bat!
Politics › Re: Kidnappers Hijack A School Bus Of 15 Pupils In Aba by slap1(op): 10:15pm On Sep 28, 2010
asha 80:
trash talk.

if they are lazy then owerri people are 3x lazy.

when last did you visit owerri to call it a serene town.
I was in Owerri last week. The place is serene, as ever. The people are mostly civil servants, so you might mistakenly say they are lazy. As a matter of fact I'm moving over there tomorrow or next.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: UCL: Partizan Belgrade Vs Arsenal [1 - 3] On Tues 28th Sept 2010 by slap1(m): 10:00pm On Sep 28, 2010
nateevs:
Up next.
A trip to West London to meet with death.
Arshavin says shut up, do it!

Crime › Re: 21-year-old Tokunbo Okuwoga Arrested For Murder In California by slap1(m): 8:00pm On Sep 28, 2010
[quote author=Akin-Egba link=topic=521836.msg6838810#msg6838810 date=1285698355]Slap1. That age 21 na dagbo age. I know the guy well he is about your age grin grin grin grin grin grin[/quote]Rotfl, which is . . .?
Politics › Re: Jonathan Asks Un To Combat Small Arms Proliferation ! by slap1(m): 7:56pm On Sep 28, 2010
Today is really a day of weird, mad posts and threads.
Politics › Re: Chinua Achebe And Nigerian Literary Achievements As Nigeria Turns 50 by slap1(m): 7:52pm On Sep 28, 2010
Sometimes I think Orikinla deserves a long ban. As old as he is on NL he still posts the right things in the wrong sections.
Politics › Re: Open Letter To Mr President On A Change Of Name For Nigeria by slap1(m): 7:29pm On Sep 28, 2010
The irony of life . . .some people are dying to have internet while some goons are hell bent on wasting it.
Crime › Re: 21-year-old Tokunbo Okuwoga Arrested For Murder In California by slap1(m): 7:24pm On Sep 28, 2010
But which one is 21 year old. . .is this man not up to 28 years, at least, from this pic?
Crime › Re: 21-year-old Tokunbo Okuwoga Arrested For Murder In California by slap1(m): 7:21pm On Sep 28, 2010
Ganja man, see his eyes.
Politics › Re: My Life Is Under Threat — 106-year-old Man ! by slap1(m): 7:03pm On Sep 28, 2010
snthesis:
the policemen need to investigate dis further, mayb d guy's kids don tire to wait 4 will grin grin grin grin
And someone is saying this ain't funny.
Politics › Re: Kidnappers Hijack A School Bus Of 15 Pupils In Aba by slap1(op): 6:45pm On Sep 28, 2010
Fr3Gaza:
@Slap1: Of course a Governor should be impeached. But clearly the House of Assembly is not interested in the wasted lives and the cold fear that has gripped the town.

You cant go out at night to do anything.
While driving (despite the time of day), your heart skips a thousand beats when a vehicle attempts to overtake you.
Gunshots ring out to break the silence of the night, every night.

The other night I heard screams of mercy when someone was being kidnapped in a neighbouring compound. There were loud commands to open the gate, then shots, then boots on the gate, the fence was even brought down. Windows shattered as these boys made sure they clinched their target. Whole operation lasted over an hour.

I can still hear the wife screaming 'Biko nu!' 'Biko nu!'. I'm not Igbo but I know what that means. Her shrill voice was heart wrenching. I do not know for a fact if she was sexually assaulted, but some neighbours would later claim they heard from the children that she was, before Daddy was taken away.

Frantic calls were made to the police, the Bakassi. None showed up. Until 7am. This incident took place just after 1am.

Letters have been posted on some gates and doors, notifying occupants of impending robbery attacks or outright ransom paid to escape being kidnapped.

Tell me, what else requires a state of emergency?
Typical Aba! I'm leaving for my Owerri tomorrow or next. God forbid bad thing! Chineke ekwela ihe ojoo!
Politics › Can Goodluck Jonathan Lead Nigeria? by slap1(op): 5:53pm On Sep 28, 2010
I am pro-Jonathan, but there are times when dwelling solely on sentiments smacks of stup!dity; that time is now. What has Jonathan shown to cement his ability to steer this green and white ship? Look at what is happening in Aba, Oyo and Ogun. A strong leader should have capitalized on them to show the stuff he is made of, not observing from Aso Villa like some clueless gaffer. What does it take to declare an emergency in Aba? OBJ would have solved the Aba case with a phone call from his bed. But what do we have here? A thunderous, noisy, deafening silence. Jonathan should conscientize himself and deal with issues before they deal with him. Some wonderful political calculations wind up as grave miscalculations when alternative equations are not considered.
Politics › Re: Gej Should Declare A State Of Emergency In Abia State (aba): by slap1(m): 5:24pm On Sep 28, 2010
Odunnu:
Biko nwa nna, we re nwayo na ako akuko gi na forum a. Onwero onye ma onye bu onye.
Madu o ga enwete wu gi sité na edemede gi?biko delete posts gi ga trace gi. Biko nwa nna. You life might be at risk o!
Nsogbu adighi. No problem.
Politics › Re: Students Set Principal's Office Ablaze For Mass Failure in School Examination by slap1(m): 5:19pm On Sep 28, 2010
[quote author=Ileke-IdI link=topic=521369.msg6834723#msg6834723 date=1285659519]ROTFLMAO!!! grin grin grin[/quote]like seriously, that is the best reply. I mean, where the hell do you start with these imps, these products of neglect.
Politics › Re: Kidnappers Hijack A School Bus Of 15 Pupils In Aba by slap1(op): 5:06pm On Sep 28, 2010
Shouldn't a governor be impeached for this? What is the Abia House of Assembly doing about this? They should all be tied to a tree and about a thousand soldier ants poured into their boxers! These guys need to feel a fraction of the pain we feel daily.
Politics › Re: Gej Should Declare A State Of Emergency In Abia State (aba): by slap1(m): 4:56pm On Sep 28, 2010
T.A. Orji will not get his second term in Abia because he needs the votes from Aba which is impossible. He is not going to campaign in Aba because he will certainly be stoned to death. The last time he came to watch Enyimba F.C play in Aba he was pelted with stones and bags of pure-water because of "common" bad roads. That was two months ago.
Politics › Re: Gej Should Declare A State Of Emergency In Abia State (aba): by slap1(m): 4:44pm On Sep 28, 2010
dappssee:
Guy, are you serious?
Are you serious, too? Check my previous posts, I've been posting about these kidnappings for about one month.
snowdrops:
Any pictures of these osisikankwi and stone bastards?
No, unfortunately. Osisikankwu is outwardly calm. You won't believe he's behind all these when you see him. Stone is a stubborn goat. If he had listened to Osisi's advice, things wouldn't have been this bad. They're presently at war with themselves; I hope they kill each other.
Politics › Re: Kidnappers Hijack A School Bus Of 15 Pupils In Aba by slap1(op): 4:29pm On Sep 28, 2010
I am losing faith in Bro Joe, seriously. What is he waiting for? What the hell is Oct. 7? Does T.A Orji know the enormity of the situation and the number of lives that will probably be lost from now till October 7?!!!!!! I wish him a great tragedy! Is he not aware that people are sleeping in churches every night? Silly, morbid, castrated, childish, short-engine,etc like him!
Politics › Re: Kidnappers Hijack A School Bus Of 15 Pupils In Aba by slap1(op): 4:14pm On Sep 28, 2010
Odunnu:
I'm having lunch and Aba story top the topic for discussion.I have seen an entire family with even their dog running into Enugu ths afternoon.I'm in great distress.
What kind of life is ths?
Funny but pathetic. A seamstress in my street left with her sewing machines(whatever that means). The banks are on a week strike, hospitals are also on strike. Schools have closed down indefinitely, the unis in the SE have been on strike for over 2 months. Pray, how does a state go on with these?!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: UCL: Partizan Belgrade Vs Arsenal [1 - 3] On Tues 28th Sept 2010 by slap1(m): 3:54pm On Sep 28, 2010
jalether:
grin grin grin That's what happens when you support an hopeless club like arsenal  cool
So which club should be supported? Commot jare!! Once a Gunner . . . always a Gunner ! God help us today o! Anyhow wey three points wan take enter make e do, even 1 - 0 in the Gunners favour is not bad, IMO.
Politics › Re: Kidnappers Hijack A School Bus Of 15 Pupils In Aba by slap1(op): 3:37pm On Sep 28, 2010
^remove the word "alleged". They are the men!
Rhea:
@Slap1, Please who is Osisikankwu and Stone? Are they the alleged brains behind some of the kidnapping? Do they have real names?
Politics › Re: Gej Should Declare A State Of Emergency In Abia State (aba): by slap1(m): 3:32pm On Sep 28, 2010
Rhea:
[size=16pt]IT IS ALLEGED THAT MOST OF THE KIDNAP INCIDENTS IN ABA ARE MASTERMINDED BY A CERTAIN 'POWERFUL' INDIVIDUAL FROM OBEHIE COMMUNITY IN ABIA STATE. CAN SOMEONE REVEAL HIS IDENTITY. I KNOW WE HAVE NATURAL SSS INDIVIDUALS HERE ON NAIRALAND[/size]
His name is Osisikankwu but Stone, his deputy, is behind the recent killings and kidnappings. Stone now has his own group.
Politics › Re: Kidnappers Hijack A School Bus Of 15 Pupils In Aba by slap1(op): 3:11pm On Sep 28, 2010
65% of the people in my street have ran away. My younger ones are leaving tomorrow. Schools and banks have closed down. As I write, the exodus continues. . . I know their camps but how can I help? Osisikankwu has calmed down, his deputy, Stone, is behind the current madness, and he has formed a gang of his own.
Politics › Kidnappers Hijack A School Bus Of 15 Pupils In Aba by slap1(op): 6:12am On Sep 28, 2010
www.sunnewsonline.com/webpages/news/national/2010/sept/28/national-28-09-2010-001.htm someone should pls post the full story, I'm on mobile right now.
Politics › Re: My Life Is Under Threat — 106-year-old Man ! by slap1(m): 10:18pm On Sep 27, 2010
farochron:
Some people would not even want their parents to reach 50 before praying for them to kick the buckets. Such people too will definitely not see 40. There is nothing wrong with a person reaching 180 or beyond as long as God gives him strength. The youngest old woman to die in my family was my grand mother at 90. We wept because she was the youngest in her line-age and the accident she had contributed to her death. Her parents died above 100. my mom is still looking young at 78 and she's likely to reach hit the 100 mark as well if God permits. We celebrate this and the Lord enjoins us to treat them well at their old age.

Saying the man is too old and that he should go is share wickedness and not acceptable under any religion. Fear God and take good care of your old ones.
My brother I'm not sharing any wickedness coz I don't have any. Rather I did share some humour (as did Bluetooth I guess) which some dudes without humour glands failed to see.
Sports › Re: Nsofor Nominated For Caf African Player Of The Year Award by slap1(m): 9:54pm On Sep 27, 2010
Jarus:
Madam MG, why don't you stay in your celebrity section jeje.
Do you know there is a player called Seidu Keita, apart from Naija's Kaita.
I nearly said something similar. Mama-gee wants to be jack of all threads while making sense in few. If Arsenal and Chelsea plays 2-0 today, tomorrow or next Mama-gee will say: Arsenal WILL win that match. Rotfl.
Christianity Etc › Re: Men And Their Indecent Dressing by slap1(m): 8:07pm On Sep 27, 2010
This is very informative! I didn't know going about in boxer shorts could be tempting for the female folk. I'm even wearing one now, and shirtless, too. Will correct it henceforth, certainly.
Politics › Re: Gov Akala Stops Teachers' Pay For Snubbing Rally by slap1(m): 5:35pm On Sep 27, 2010
valacious:
war lord of ibadan, bashorun akala, his reign will soon come to an end, if nit for the demise of baba adedibu,
What would have happened?
Politics › Re: My Life Is Under Threat — 106-year-old Man ! by slap1(m): 5:28pm On Sep 27, 2010
chic2pimp:
Una mofos don kolo finish. grin cheesy grin cheesy grin
thanks for the compliment.
MaziUche0:
Gbam!

I do not find anything funny about this nonsense!
That's not going to help matters. The situation in Aba is not funny too, but it gets worse. Abeg IT IS FUNNY because govt. has not protected the lives of the young - who by the way still help protect themselves - let alone an old, hapless man.
Sports › Re: Nsofor Nominated For Caf African Player Of The Year Award by slap1(m): 5:12pm On Sep 27, 2010
Asamoah Gyan, Didier Drogba, Marouane Chamakh, Samuel Eto'o are the ones likely to go far. Nsofor has no real business on that list. He was selected because he can easily be dropped with little fuss, unlike Osaze, and to pacify the Giant of Africa. Osaze's exclusion is not suprizing because he has been a critic of bad football administration.

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