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Romance › Re: Two Virgins Wedding by slap1(m): 11:21am On Oct 04, 2010
Odunnu:
@Slap1
Stop making mouth there!
You just told us u are a virgin so how do u knw u kan make her sing?
All these small small boys sef.
I hope ataghi m azu gi, or did I?
Romance › Re: My Guy Scolds Me In Public Places And Even Eatery by slap1(m): 10:25am On Oct 04, 2010
Are you richer than the guy? Are you very beautiful? I think your guy is in the grip of inferiority complex. He feels he doesn't deserve you, and thinks you feel the same. His fear is that someone more deserving might come around and grab you anytime soon, hence the need to boss around while the offer lasts. My advice is sit him down and ask him why he's always scolding you. If he tries to avoid answering, know that my guess was right. Press further and let him know he's your one and only. But if he gives a direct (and harsh) answer, then know he's either in a financial mess or is getting tired of you.
Romance › Re: How Will You Take It When You Know Someone You Love Is Dying? by slap1(m): 10:06am On Oct 04, 2010
Tell him. His support, if he really loves you, can keep you going longer than you expect. And when your time comes, you'll go happily because, truth is, you're not happy with yourself right now for not telling him. Best Wishes.
Romance › Re: How To Win Over A Guy In 10 Seconds by slap1(m): 9:55am On Oct 04, 2010
My answer to the first question would be: "No, but I have AIDS, please give me gono."
Romance › Re: Are You Falling Out Of Love? Why? by slap1(m): 9:42am On Oct 04, 2010
I'm not in love. But from the picture, that backside looks un-dump-able!
Romance › Re: Two Virgins Wedding by slap1(m): 9:36am On Oct 04, 2010
Alternatively, the girl should gimme a call. Since she wants to make noise, I'll make her sing YORI YORI.
Romance › Re: Two Virgins Wedding by slap1(m): 9:26am On Oct 04, 2010
I don't have a problem with their being virgins, afterall I'm also a virgin, my question is, have they been living in caves all their virgin lives?
Politics › Re: Early Morning Shooting In Owerri by slap1(m): 8:48am On Oct 04, 2010
Imo has never been accomodating for violent crimes, the boys will soon flee. Remember the days of late CP Haz Iwendi, the best Nigerian policeman, IMHO.
Politics › Aba, A Dying City - By Ochereome Nnanna. by slap1(op): 8:09am On Oct 04, 2010
Politics › Re: The Untold Story Behind The 15 Childrien Kidnapped In Aba by slap1(m): 3:27pm On Oct 03, 2010
^Softly, softly. . .
Politics › Re: Early Morning Shooting In Owerri by slap1(m): 1:37pm On Oct 03, 2010
My boys are already missing me.
Politics › Re: Ringim Should Resign by slap1(m): 1:34pm On Oct 03, 2010
Ok. Who should replace him?
Politics › Re: The Untold Story Behind The 15 Childrien Kidnapped In Aba by slap1(m): 1:31pm On Oct 03, 2010
RICHIE BOI:
so whats the untold story behind the 15 children kidnapped in Aba? angry
The story's probably held by kidnappers. Be patient.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Vs Arsenal [2 - 0] On Sunday 3rd October 2010 by slap1(m): 12:43pm On Oct 03, 2010
For life. . .

Celebrities › Re: Basketmouth Pampers Wife, Elsie With #6million Car Gift by slap1(m): 12:13pm On Oct 03, 2010
semid4lyfe:
A 2010 Toyota venza so I read grin grin
That one follow for promo!
Culture › Re: Igbos come show your proverbs skills by slap1(m): 12:01pm On Oct 03, 2010
Aturu si na a kuru egwu ruo na ama nna ya, ma ya amaghi agba, ya awuliwe elu . . .Something like[b]Do your best and leave the rest to God[/b], I think.
Culture › Re: Igbos come show your proverbs skills by slap1(m): 11:54am On Oct 03, 2010
agabaI23:
Nani onye iberibe huru nwanyi di ime juo ya ma oraala amu mbu.
Confirm!
Politics › Re: Breaking news: Army Have Taken Over Aba! by slap1(op): 11:30am On Oct 03, 2010
IKOT-EKPENE is not in Abia state.its in CROSS-RIVER
Mistake, it's in Akwa-Ibom State.
Politics › Re: Government Withdraws Charges Against Berger In Halliburton Scandal by slap1(m): 11:28pm On Oct 02, 2010
They don dey go, one by one. . .!
Politics › Re: Oyedepo Predicts End Of Suffering For Nigerians In 3 Years by slap1(m): 11:21pm On Oct 02, 2010
because God ordained jubilee as a year of freedom.
Just because of this? Rotfl.
Politics › Re: Breaking news: Army Have Taken Over Aba! by slap1(op): 7:31pm On Oct 02, 2010
^ I hope it doesn't turn out your death day. Well, Hapi Birthday in advance!
Politics › Re: Cruelty: Nigerian Police Bathe Excited Youths With Paints On Independence Day by slap1(m): 7:26pm On Oct 02, 2010
Go to Aba and hunt down kidnappers, NO! Where you see them is where they're not needed. Nonsense and ingredients! Do they know how much a bucket of paint cost?
Politics › Re: Goodluck Jonathan Says Mend Is Not Responsible For Abuja Attacks. by slap1(m): 7:18pm On Oct 02, 2010
Ehoi:
One man's terrorist group is another man's freedom fighter. Most people in the niger delta see them as freedom fighter and most people outside the niger delta see them as terrorist. It is quit obvious why. But know one thing, an ant will never be found innocent ( even if it is) in the gathering of chicken because if they do so, they won't have food for breakfast. GEJ is brave to come out and tell everyone MEND is not a terrorsit group. Wow, I know this will send the shivers down the spines of many people. With that statement alone, he has endered MEND to himself. What a smart move.
Mr. Ima Niboro, you're beginning to irritate me. What the hell does he gain by endearing MEND to himself?
Politics › Re: Goodluck Jonathan Says Mend Is Not Responsible For Abuja Attacks. by slap1(m): 7:13pm On Oct 02, 2010
Ehoi:
Lets put it this way. You are upset with your dad and started acting rudely and being destructive.
You have already assumed the kind of hard response your dad would come up with and you are prepared for it. But instead of calling you a bad son, your dad says you are a good boy and you only just missed your way a bit. Whatever anger that may be boiling inside you would just melt away. The bible says a soft answer melt great wrath.
I assume you take MEND as a group of obdurant kindargaten kids or some enraged village youths. I regret to say that these guys think ahead of the government and are out to deal with it. So if you believe some childish pranks will get to them then, sorry, get ready for suprizes.
Politics › Re: Goodluck Jonathan Says Mend Is Not Responsible For Abuja Attacks. by slap1(m): 7:05pm On Oct 02, 2010
Ehoi:
Though many militants took up the amnesty offer, there is no doubt that the problem of the niger delta is far from over because the main militant (MEND) refuse to join the process. And that is a big stumbling block. GEJ knows that fighting MEND will bring no good now or after he becomes president because MEND have the capability to make the life of any president miserable if they start their attacks on the oil equipments. He knows he needs to win the heart of MEND if he is going to succeed as president. And this his statement will go a long way to diffuse any anger within MEND. Besides, MEND never intented to kill anyone that is why I believe they gave a warning about the bomb. They not only gave warning, they gave specifics about where to look for the bombs i.e cars and dusbins.
I assume you're saying that MEND is more powerful than the federal government. I don't think so! GEJ should sit up and do something about his militant kinsmen. And saying he needs MEND by his side to suceed as president amazes me. I think that was a slip of tongue, or finger, on your part.
Politics › Re: Goodluck Jonathan Says Mend Is Not Responsible For Abuja Attacks. by slap1(m): 6:41pm On Oct 02, 2010
Ehoi:
GEJ is playing this so smart. He wants to bring MEND to his side.

Those who planted the bombed didn't intend for anybody to die neither did they intend to totally disrupt the occasion. If MEND wanted innocent people to die, why did they give warning about the bomb at all? I am now convinced GEJ is a lot smarter than he looks. grin
Excuse my ignorance, sir, but I don't get your point. How did GEJ play smart with this statement?
Politics › Re: Nigeria: A Crippled Giant At 50 – By Reuben Abati by slap1(m): 6:36pm On Oct 02, 2010
Nice write-up Mr. Abati, as usual. It's a pity you'll write the same thing again and again till your pen is dried of ink or your maker comes calling . . .
Politics › Re: Goodluck Jonathan Says Mend Is Not Responsible For Abuja Attacks. by slap1(m): 6:18pm On Oct 02, 2010
MEND said they did it, GEJ said they didn't, which means he has alternative suspects. Let him come up with names, osiso.

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