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Politics › Re: Attempt To Frame Me For Satellite Pictures , I Have Been Posting. by slap1(m): 5:30pm On Sep 18, 2010
I've said it before: start staying indoors, you are due for deportation.
Literature › Re: Which Books/Novels Are You Currently Reading? by slap1(m): 3:46pm On Sep 18, 2010
Reading my Sociology text book. Boring.
Romance › Re: My Mum Insists That I Must Marry From My Town by slap1(m): 3:36pm On Sep 18, 2010
In this modern word? Wonders! So must you LOVE from your town?
Politics › Re: Jonathan Declaration: Live Updates - ALL Pdp Govs Present, Bar Saraki by slap1(m): 3:31pm On Sep 18, 2010
chuks01:
he is not eloquent, he seems to be thinking about his achievement on stage, his english and accent is nothing to write home about. guys this is not the president we need, neither is it ibb or atiku, our messiah to lead this country to greatness has not declared interest.
accent? U want him to mimick an accent? Well, he is not a phonetics prof.
Politics › Re: Gay Nigerian Asylum Seeker Faces Deportation by slap1(m): 2:57pm On Sep 18, 2010
kabukabu:
Funny "Nigerian culture is different from the Americans". grin grin
No it is not,


First of all,Gay people have existed since hundreds of years before the bible/Romans/Egyptians and Jews.

Second,Nigerians/africans already "follow" Western culture, you are late to the game on that.
Opinion is like the smell of shyt; it shouldn't always be the same.
Politics › Re: Gay Nigerian Asylum Seeker Faces Deportation by slap1(m): 2:50pm On Sep 18, 2010
No, I really dont think it was offensive, the fact that you're still hurting from that thread has a lot to say about [b]your [/b]personal hygiene. Set your emotions aside for that thread, becuz I would be lying to you if I say I care abt them right now.
I don't have hygiene issues. My 'attack' yesterday was a result of the acerbity of the thread. And, like you, I've also deleted it from my memory. I've got books to read, so occupying my memory with trivialities will be suicidal, to say the least.
Politics › Re: Jonathan Declaration: Live Updates - ALL Pdp Govs Present, Bar Saraki by slap1(m): 2:22pm On Sep 18, 2010
Keep it up ,Beaf! GEJ is the man. He may not be the best but we have seen these recycled men b4, a new adventure would do us little harm.
Politics › Re: Gay Nigerian Asylum Seeker Faces Deportation by slap1(m): 1:52pm On Sep 18, 2010
[quote author=Ileke-IdI link=topic=515540.msg6775841#msg6775841 date=1284808165]Letz be civilized sweety. You've been following my post, making snide comment. If I retaliate, you ppl will start saying shoit again. So try to post without personally insulting me, I can do worse than you, sogbo?

Now, back to topic.[/quote]I don't have a history of insulting people on NL. However, I think you are guilty of 'over-speeding' by saying Nigeria is "hate-filled" because of her obvious stand on homosexualism. Our culture is clearly different from  the Americans. ***But talking of civility, don't you think your thread of yesterday was rather offensive?***
Family › Re: Say Something To Your Mum by slap1(m): 1:30pm On Sep 18, 2010
Mine's no more [2006], don't wanna get teary-eyed coz of where I am. Will give my eulogy later. . .I LOVE MY MOTHER DEARLY. . .
Romance › Re: Marry Her Without Testing, Wots D Possibility? (pls I Need Ur Comments) by slap1(m): 1:19pm On Sep 18, 2010
violent:
Testing?. . are we talking about a brand new bike here?
Or goat-head pepper-soup, to see if there's enough pepper?
Politics › Re: Gun Men Killed Mtn Workers In Aba by slap1(m): 1:04pm On Sep 18, 2010
[quote author=~Bluetooth link=topic=515653.msg6775913#msg6775913 date=1284809479]I hope slap1 has seen this. . .[/quote]I did not kill them, lol. Well, Gabby Oil is located along Aba-Owerri Road, nothing like Aba Road in Aba. I didn't want to post anything about the town again because it was beginning to seem like I'm crying more than the bereaved; Tpiah even expressed her doubt vis à vis the veracity of the stories. The truth is shyt is hitting the fan in geometric proportion. Just yesterday, the Ariaria International Market Traders Association(AIMATA), recieved their threat letter. They are to pay N3million or risk random attacks, similar to what has been happening to the Timber Market traders. Osisikankwu(the tree that is taller the palm tree), the kidnap kingpin, now drives an SUV. T.A. Orji can't claim complete ignorance of these.
Career › Re: Globacom Staff Resignation Mail by slap1(m): 11:35am On Sep 18, 2010
It's a pity that Glo, a Nigerian company, is treating Nigerian workers like this. Can't a few staff mobilize and sue the company? It will do some good.
Politics › Re: Jonathan’s Coordinator In Niger Gets Death Threat by slap1(m): 11:10am On Sep 18, 2010
mikeansy:
exactly!!!! we all know where the precedent started and up till now the Nigerian Government will not condemn any form of violence and intimidation whether on their behalf or against them.

This is how anarchy starts.

We will all bear witness that it started with Dokpesi and nobody said anything because he was an IBB loyalist.
. . . .and because IBB is a criminal; no one takes a criminal serious these days -- especially a potential one-legged criminal.
Culture › Re: Igbos come show your proverbs skills by slap1(m): 11:00am On Sep 18, 2010
Emenyere nwa ogwugwu, emenyere nwa anosike.( what's good for the goose is good for the gander).
Romance › Re: No And Yes And No Yes Yes And Finelly We Are Married We Are Both Nl by slap1(m): 10:53am On Sep 18, 2010
dibolic:
well mine is dibolic but due to my sweet wife she dont want to revel her user name. u see i m married now
i have to think as we not me form now ,
Dibolic registered on October 16, 2008, and met a lady on NL in 2006. Did he do that without a username?Well, nothing is impossible.
Celebrities › Re: Taio Cruz A Nigerian. by slap1(m): 10:15am On Sep 18, 2010
adaobi123:
Dr cork or mr cork or what ever u call yourself why r u hatin on igboshuh Wetinhuh Anyways taio cruz is a useless nigerian he don't even like black girls!
Is he the only man around?
Politics › Re: Nigerians Are Equal Oil In Niger Delta, Real State In Abuja, Business the North by slap1(m): 10:07am On Sep 18, 2010
amingafar:
I suppose you received your degree from yale?
Yep, Yale Biscuit. Didn't mean to insult ya, it's just that you remind me of my friend, Becomrich.
Romance › Re: Should I Accept Dem: Which One Should I Accept? by slap1(m): 9:06am On Sep 18, 2010
Accept THEM as what? Gifts? Are u an Ifa priest?
Politics › Re: Jonathan’s Coordinator In Niger Gets Death Threat by slap1(m): 8:45am On Sep 18, 2010
I wonder what took GEJ's camp so long to come up with this. Dokpesi shouldn't go about talking his poo alone as if IBB is the most popular candidate. IBB is supported only by evil people like him and, unfortunately, they are an infinitesimal minority.
Politics › Re: Igbo Presidency In 2015: Ibb Visits Ojukwu In Igboland by slap1(m): 8:36am On Sep 18, 2010
if for nothing else I like his sense of humour
See quality!!! So Nigeria is now a Nite of A Thousand Laugh? Ojukwu sef!
Politics › Re: Gay Nigerian Asylum Seeker Faces Deportation by slap1(m): 8:25am On Sep 18, 2010
[quote author=Ileke-IdI link=topic=515540.msg6774788#msg6774788 date=1284783893]This is sad. Nigeria is such a hate-filled country that one has to fear returning just bcuz of his homosexual status.

Anywaz, I hope UK gives him a fair trial and sees the danger in him returning back to naija undecided[/quote]Your yesterday's thread that says African men stinks had me THINKING you're out of your mind. With this post I KNOW you are. Are you yet to hear of CULTURE? Maybe our women should also start marrying more than one man because a certain country of WHITE people do so!?
Celebrities › Re: Cossy Orjiakor's Description Of Naija Men: by slap1(m): 8:01am On Sep 18, 2010
Was she dressed to go to bed? Na wah for dis girl o! She's getting old and now wants to settle down, that's why Naija men are now nice and hardworking,(and she don even taste South African men when we still dey here). NO, WE'RE NOT NICE! CARRY YOUR CHESTOSTERONE WAKA!
Celebrities › Re: N1million For V.i.p Seat At Omotala's Album Launch. by slap1(op): 7:51am On Sep 18, 2010
I understand Omotala's plight, she knows that's the only way she can make money from her songs, the lady sings pop poo, for real. I watched her Feel Alright video and was like arrrrrgggghhhh. . .Na by force to sing?!
Celebrities › N1million For V.i.p Seat At Omotala's Album Launch. by slap1(op): 7:44am On Sep 18, 2010
Politics › Re: Nigerians Are Equal Oil In Niger Delta, Real State In Abuja, Business the North by slap1(m): 8:51pm On Sep 17, 2010
Poster sounds like Becomrich, I think. What with the anti-grammatical sentences and clear versatility. . .?
Politics › Re: General Beaten By Thugs. by slap1(m): 7:29pm On Sep 17, 2010
He vowed that, no matter who was involved, the perpetrators of the act and their sponsors would be brought to justice.
Save us the cliché abeg.
Literature › Re: Looking For A Competent Publusher by slap1(m): 7:18pm On Sep 17, 2010
hollypetex:
na u get your maut so u fit dey opun am anyhow, or go 2 toilet to shop chit.
Why are you oozing out crap?! He thinks the title of the book is kinda boring (which is about right), and you resort to poo-talking. Wonder how you even wrote a book. . .or WHAT you wrote.
Culture › Re: Igbos come show your proverbs skills by slap1(m): 7:05pm On Sep 17, 2010
Ugwu wu nkwanye nkwanye nwanyi amuta ibe ya.
Career › Re: Globacom Staff Resignation Mail by slap1(m): 6:55pm On Sep 17, 2010
Kudos to the guy. He has sacrificed his job to improve the work conditions of his ex-colleagues. A few feathers will be ruffled, a change will surely be effected, however infinitesimal. Why would people blame the guy for going public? How else do you fight corruption? By sitting on it? Let the guy be. I wish he gets a better job.
Romance › Re: How To Impress On First Date by slap1(m): 1:51pm On Sep 17, 2010
Important tip: DO NOT, FOR THE LOVE OF MIKE, FAKE. If she discovers later you'd be the best joke for her and her friends for a long time.
Culture › Re: Gwam Gwam Gwam . . .? by slap1(op): 1:28pm On Sep 17, 2010
^Nsogbu adighi.

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