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Romance › Re: Will You Date A 20 Years Old? by slap1(m): 10:39am On Oct 05, 2010
Omolola1:
you date guys?
Nope, none of the above, for now.
Politics › Re: Happy Birthday To Myself by slap1(m): 10:16am On Oct 05, 2010
Happy birthday Aisha, and may the Lord give you the strenght to continue to help the needy and the helpless in the society.
Politics › Re: Abuja Bombers Text Messages by slap1(m): 7:32am On Oct 05, 2010
teddyseun:
and what makes you think the same intel did not stop IBB from coming to the waste of money called celebration ,
I fail to get your point. Did IBB come to the event?
Culture › Re: What Part Of Igboland Are You From. by slap1(m): 6:48am On Oct 05, 2010
Slap1 is from Atta community in Ikeduru L.G.A. The same community with late Chief Evan Enwerem, former senate president and Imo State governor; Chief Engr. Emmanuel Iwuanyanwu(Aha e ji aga mba 1 of Atta), etc. Igbo nma-nma nu!!!
Politics › Re: Abuja Bombers Text Messages by slap1(m): 6:27am On Oct 05, 2010
On a second thought, I think something is cooking. GEJ wouldn't have quickly absolved MEND of the crime without superior information. And the information/evidence must have been heavy and hence his voicing it out himself, not through Ima Niboro. The same intelligence stopped Gordon Brown and Queen Elizabeth's representative from coming.The British got the information two days before and contacted us and I believe our security forces acted on the intelligence to the best of their ability, remember the 'MEND' mail said that explosives have been SUCCESSFULY planted on parked cars and TRASH CANS. Why didn't the ones in the trash cans go off? GEJ knew what was going to happen before 'MEND' sent the mail, and he could have gotten the GSM network operators to monitor certain numbers. I believe it was also the knowledge of what might happen that made him stumble with his speech. IBB may actually be guilty.
Romance › Re: Will You Date A 20 Years Old? by slap1(m): 10:51pm On Oct 04, 2010
pharmking:
Hein? huhhuh shocked
you heard me.
Politics › Re: Abuja Bombers Text Messages by slap1(m): 10:16pm On Oct 04, 2010
Don't they know to delete such messages? And what is this particular text, "na we do am. . ." supposed to mean? Is the sender bragging or delibrately giving himself away?
Culture › Re: Igbos come show your proverbs skills by slap1(m): 9:59pm On Oct 04, 2010
Anaghi eji anya nchakasi aga na nke atani, maka atani wu anya anya.
Romance › Re: Will You Date A 20 Years Old? by slap1(m): 9:53pm On Oct 04, 2010
I don't date girls.
Romance › Re: Generator Fumes Kill Lovers by slap1(m): 9:46pm On Oct 04, 2010
THANK GOD I DON'T HAVE A GENERATOR.
Romance › Re: Two Virgins Wedding by slap1(m): 9:40pm On Oct 04, 2010
I now believe this story. Mr Cork is a Deeper Life member, and he knows nothing about 3ex.
Politics › Re: Dokpesi Arrested For Abuja Bomb Blast by slap1(m): 9:25pm On Oct 04, 2010
It's on NTA  Network news now.  This will get more interesting.
Sports › Re: FIFA Bans Nigeria For Government Interference by slap1(m): 9:15pm On Oct 04, 2010
thank you fifa, at least the money voted for sports can now be used for more 'important' things.
Sports › Re: FIFA Bans Nigeria For Government Interference by slap1(m): 9:11pm On Oct 04, 2010
mindurword:
FIFA OR NO FIFIA THERE IS  GOODNEWS FOR NIGERIA .
Nigeria’s Augustina Nkem Nwaokolo won the first Gold medal of Delhi 2010 in a record-breaking session atJawaharlal
Nehru Sports Complex on Monday. Nwaokolo, aged 17, set new Games records in the Snatch, Clean and Jerk and overall categories to win Gold in the 48 kg class with a lift of 175 kg, GOD BLESS NIGERIA
AND BLESS YOU, TOO.
Romance › Re: Are You Falling Out Of Love? Why? by slap1(m): 5:25pm On Oct 04, 2010
Ol boy see lecture, Love 101.
Romance › Re: Two Virgins Wedding by slap1(m): 5:22pm On Oct 04, 2010
If they're banned from watching tv are they also banned from conversing with peers or learning biology?
Politics › Re: Bomb Threat In Anambra by slap1(m): 2:00pm On Oct 04, 2010
Odunnu:
Bad bad things like?
Like. . . .you know?
Romance › Re: I Feel Ashamed by slap1(m): 1:07pm On Oct 04, 2010
See im big nose like double exhaust pipe. Are you a welder? U dey shine their congo, dem dey dull your cotonou, very soon u go become impotent.
Romance › Re: Two Virgins Wedding by slap1(m): 12:55pm On Oct 04, 2010
Una no go corrupt me for here!* carries my virginity on my head and runs away*
Nairaland General › Re: Which Of The Following Nairalanders Have The Sharpest Minds? by slap1(m): 12:41pm On Oct 04, 2010
I nominate Mama-gee, lol.
Nairaland General › Re: Which Of The Following Nairalanders Have The Sharpest Minds? by slap1(m): 12:38pm On Oct 04, 2010
From what I see, the sharpest nairalanders are the most insultive ones. (no ofeince)
Politics › Re: Bomb Threat In Anambra by slap1(m): 12:32pm On Oct 04, 2010
Something should be done about this, since this strike came into effect I don learn bad bad things for house.
Crime › Re: Man Beats Wife To Death During Domestic Squable by slap1(m): 12:21pm On Oct 04, 2010
The things poverty can do.
Christianity Etc › Re: Why Do Some Christians Hate To Pay Their Tithes? by slap1(m): 12:11pm On Oct 04, 2010
Times are hard.
Romance › Re: How To Win Over A Guy In 10 Seconds by slap1(m): 12:08pm On Oct 04, 2010
iice:
[color=#9900ff]Sure i can erase every number, including my own. [/color]
lol, better.
Celebrities › Re: Leona Caught Up In Nigeria Bombing by slap1(m): 12:04pm On Oct 04, 2010
tpiah:
see the bombers' lives? huh
No, where is it?
Romance › Re: Should I Count My Losses And Move On? by slap1(m): 11:47am On Oct 04, 2010
You're her Plan B. Get a Plan A.
Romance › Re: How To Win Over A Guy In 10 Seconds by slap1(m): 11:43am On Oct 04, 2010
[quote author=Ibo-made link=topic=524675.msg6871634#msg6871634 date=1286188322]@iice. I have a feeling that Number 10 might work. Why don't you try it out on behalf of the house (Nairaland) and give us a feedback , grin grin[/quote]She'd be typing the feedback from her bed in the orthopaedic hospital !
Romance › Re: Two Virgins Wedding by slap1(m): 11:34am On Oct 04, 2010
Odunnu:
I heard umuoma followed you to Owerri,true?
True, obviously they're missing me.
Romance › Re: My Boyfriend's Got Bad Breadth by slap1(m): 11:31am On Oct 04, 2010
Buy him a carton of Sprint chewing gum.

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