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Romance › Re: Marry A Lady Your Friend Used And Dumped? by slap1(m): 10:04pm On Jun 26, 2010

Dumped where?

Romance › Re: A Lady Sent Me This Text Message. by slap1(m): 8:27pm On Jun 26, 2010

piccadot:
uurrrrggghhh
whats all the pidgin all about.
cant she ask you out or rather ask for it in a sweet and well arranged text manner
no wonder the thing confuse you.
if i were in your shoes and someone asked me this with this write up, im sorry o i wont accept
lol

poster is Warri-based.

Romance › Re: A Lady Sent Me This Text Message. by slap1(m): 8:23pm On Jun 26, 2010

piccadot:
uurrrrggghhh
whats all the pidgin all about.
cant she ask you out or rather ask for it in a sweet and well arranged text manner
no wonder the thing confuse you.
if i were in your shoes and someone asked me this with this write up, im sorry o i wont accept
lol

poster is Warri-based.

Politics › Re: Happy Birthday Becomerich! by slap1(m): 8:11pm On Jun 26, 2010

Henry46:
DiRTY, UNREASONABLE TOPIC

Hit ur head against d map of Benin Republic if u dunt likey!

Romance › Re: A Lady Sent Me This Text Message. by slap1(m): 7:38pm On Jun 26, 2010

sofeco:
The POSTER IS A DUMB LAIR DON'T BELIEVE HIS SH**T.

Who just licked ur soup?

Politics › Re: Happy Birthday Becomerich! by slap1(m): 6:44pm On Jun 26, 2010

hotchic:
Really, who is this guy?

I can conveniently answer for the whole Nairaland on this: WE don't know him.

Education › Re: Need A Scratch Card For Unn Post Utme ? by slap1(m): 6:30pm On Jun 26, 2010

Ok.

Romance › Re: A Lady Sent Me This Text Message. by slap1(m): 6:26pm On Jun 26, 2010

version1:
"I have been eyeing you since. I beg you make I come your house tomorrow. I go comot like say I wan go Church then I go come your place. Please tell me if you no go dey house. thanks."

Fellow Nlander, Above a a text message i got from a lady. Pls advice me on how to respond to this.

Talk of being 'hornily' Hot. I guess poster's 'rod' has been 'salivating' since d txt. @OP, do u know d girl?

Politics › Re: Happy Birthday Becomerich! by slap1(m): 2:40pm On Jun 26, 2010

jmoore:
why does this kind of post makes it on the frontpage? make I hear word

We r celebrating with a Nairaland legend, so join us or log off.

Politics › Re: Happy Birthday Becomerich! by slap1(m): 2:38pm On Jun 26, 2010

jmoore:
why does this kind of post makes it on the frontpage? make I hear word

We r celebrating with a Nairaland legend, so join us or log off.

Politics › Re: Happy Birthday Becomerich! by slap1(m): 11:08am On Jun 26, 2010

Dora Akunyili cook for Jonathan Jonathan rushed to the hospital april fool

I tink dis was his April Fool's joke. Lwkmd dat day, thank God I was indoors. Happy Birthday, my dear clown.

Phones › Re: Bolt Browser by slap1(m): 12:24am On Jun 25, 2010

^^Pls I need d settings for bolt. I use mtn on Nokia N70. Tnks. Nd4eva2000@yahoo.com

Education › Re: Absu Post- Ume Out by slap1(m): 11:35pm On Jun 24, 2010*

Absu is selling the post-UME form for N1,600 in the Okigwe vicinity or the school's micro-finance bank.

Education › Re: Abia State University by slap1(m): 11:24pm On Jun 24, 2010

^^Not really. The ABSU post-UME form is on sale. I promised to give d info bt I've been busy. It sells for N1,600 but I have limited info rite na coz we're clozd 4 d semester.

Politics › Re: Random by slap1(m): 8:55am On Jun 24, 2010

Talk about being yakubued!

Sports › Re: Juju: Why Can't We Use It To Progress/win In The World Cup? by slap1(m): 8:27pm On Jun 23, 2010

Juju has kaitastrophic side-effects: Peter Rufai used it against Joseph Dosu and couldn't see the ball clearly in France '98, Yakubu Aiyegbeni used it against Berti Vogts & Largerback and kept on defending the opposition's goal when he should be scoring.

Politics › Re: Sleeping After Ruining Nigeria! by slap1(m): 7:50pm On Jun 23, 2010

banom:
Sleep or not, OBJ is the best guy that ever ruled this country, i have my respect for him.

Ur back-side need to be yakubued for uttering this poo.

Sports › Re: Yakubu: A New Word Added To Oxford English Dictionary by slap1(m): 7:13pm On Jun 23, 2010

The millions spent on the 'Super Eagles' has been kaitastrophically yakubued.

Sports › Re: Coach Largerback Smiling After Kaita Was Sent Out (pics) by slap1(m): 8:37pm On Jun 22, 2010

Largerback's selection was not made independently, so I'm loling wit him. LOL!

Celebrities › Re: Ify Aniebo Bags Young Researcher Of The Year by slap1(m): 2:57pm On Jun 22, 2010

^^ Blind and desperate.

Nairaland General › Re: Beware! Female Condoms With Teeth Are Out There! by slap1(m): 1:42pm On Jun 22, 2010

@skyndyp. Lol, dat was silly of u!

Politics › Re: Senator Yarima Says Ibb Is Best Person To Be Next President by slap1(m): 12:25pm On Jun 22, 2010

There are two Black Goats sitting on the wall . . . one named IBB, one named Yerima. . .*someone should complete it*

Politics › Re: Lafiagi, Ex-ndlea Boss Jailed by slap1(m): 12:17pm On Jun 22, 2010

Lol! Where are the others?

Nairaland General › Re: Beware! Female Condoms With Teeth Are Out There! by slap1(m): 12:11pm On Jun 22, 2010

So how 'bout a condom with mouse-trap for the other female hole?

Politics › Re: Robbery: Banks In Okigwe On 5 Days Strike by slap1(m): 7:47am On Jun 22, 2010

Kobojunkie:
I suspect these were likely students from the uni.

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