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Literature › Re: Who Is Your Best Newspaper Columnist In Nigeria Ever? by slap1(m): 7:48pm On Jun 21, 2010
[quote author=mama-gee link=topic=466125.msg6256524#msg6256524 date=1277137831][color=deeppink]Newspaper Columnist in Nigeria? shocked shocked shocked

Really, do we have real Newspaper in Nigeria? shocked[/color][/quote]This would have been funny if it were not so daft!
Literature › Re: Who Is Your Best Newspaper Columnist In Nigeria Ever? by slap1(m): 4:47pm On Jun 21, 2010
When it comes to satiric writing, I doff my cap for Steve Nwosu.
Literature › Re: Who Is Your Best Newspaper Columnist In Nigeria Ever? by slap1(m): 3:28pm On Jun 21, 2010
cecegorz:
So i also thought bro, untill his daily Editor opened up a can of worms on how the guy had been enmeshed in bribery/corruption with  thieving politicians( the same people he makes us believe are in the devil's 1st eleven). Instead of him to refute the aligations or otherwise, he resigned and ran away (with all his loot, of course).

Forget all these columnists, some of them are worse than the politicians they villify daily/weekly.  angry  angry   angry  angry
That is true because they are human, like me and you.
Politics › Re: NECO Suspends SSS Exams In Edo State by slap1(m): 2:50pm On Jun 21, 2010
I don't know what u guys r on about but I think NECO acted within their rights. It's time some people are called to order when certain lines are crossed.
Literature › Re: Who Is Your Best Newspaper Columnist In Nigeria Ever? by slap1(m): 2:34pm On Jun 21, 2010
Louis Odion, formerly of The Sun -- where creativity and depth begets an 'edible', extra-ordinary prose.
Politics › Re: Nigerian With Constant Electricity For Past 2 Years by slap1(m): 9:37am On Jun 20, 2010
Maryland mortuary is always as cool as a refrigerator, I bet poster lives there.
Politics › Re: Why Akure Robbery Operation Was Successful - The Nation Newspaper by slap1(m): 8:21am On Jun 20, 2010
[quote author=mama-gee link=topic=465448.msg6247004#msg6247004 date=1276984727][color=deeppink]The robbery was possible because the robbers have better guns than the police. It's just as simple as that!

There are no excuses. . .I thik the government and the police need to stop giving all these Bs excuses and face reality.

They all suck.[/color][/quote]tell them.
Politics › Re: Atthahiru Jega Rejected His Nomination by slap1(m): 8:11am On Jun 20, 2010
s o u r c e !
Politics › Re: Ifesinachi Is Dead by slap1(m): 7:43am On Jun 20, 2010
9ijaprince:
Aloy+Emeka happens to be one of those psuedo names used by moderators in nairaland.
do u guys have a problem wit being informed?
Politics › Re: What's Your Best Words To Describe Pdp Ancronym ? by slap1(m): 7:17am On Jun 20, 2010
I don't see where this will get us. PDP is here to stay and villifying it shows it is achieving its main aim -- getting on our nerves.
Politics › Re: : Remove Local Govt From And State from the Constitution by slap1(m): 7:05am On Jun 20, 2010
either the north go and bring back yar adua to run.
Lol!
Politics › Re: Funny (non)tid-bits From Benue-this Is The Senate President's Home State by slap1(m): 6:47am On Jun 20, 2010
Surely this doesn't mean Benue State is all-backward?
Politics › Re: What A Senator Earns In Nigeria - N29,479,749.00 Per Month by slap1(m): 6:37am On Jun 20, 2010
Source?
Sports › Re: Out Of Order: Kaita Receives Death Threats After Red Card by slap1(m): 6:23am On Jun 20, 2010
This might be someone's way of showing his anger, nothing serious about it, methinks. If I want to kill Kaita, I'll do that right away and send the death threat much later.
Literature › Re: I Don't Read! by slap1(m): 11:17am On Jun 19, 2010
Hmm, talk about irony! I read everything written in English I set my eyes on, I even read from newspaper clips I pick on the road! There was a time I followed my English lecturer to quite a distance just to read thd writings on the cover of the book he was holding. My only ephemeral handicap as a student is financial. I love reading so much that I buy books with monies entrusted to me. @Jarus, what do u do with your spare time? Try reading with an aim to criticize, not to enjoy, your interest may thus spark off.
Literature › Re: Omo-ekun: Poetry update- Up in Flames by slap1(m): 10:41am On Jun 19, 2010
my trophy of at once!
Fill in the missing word(s) first.
Sports › Re: KAITA: A New Word Added To Oxford English Dictionary by slap1(m): 11:10am On Jun 18, 2010
The 'Eagles' were not kaitalogically prepared for this tournament, that is why they've been kaitalogically kaitapulted out of the mundial. I hope they know it's kaitazardous to travel on the same plane with Kaita.
Sports › Re: KAITA: A New Word Added To Oxford English Dictionary by slap1(m): 9:32am On Jun 18, 2010
I'm suprized his Northern brothers have not kaitarized his house yet, or they wore kaitaract while watching the match yesterday?
Sports › Re: Vincent Enyeama Is Man Of The Match For the 2nd time by slap1(m): 9:44pm On Jun 17, 2010
Arsenal will buy Enyeama, he'll be cheap.
Sports › Re: Vincent Enyeama Is Man Of The Match For the 2nd time by slap1(m): 9:42pm On Jun 17, 2010
Arsenal will buy Enyeama, he'll be cheap.
Computers › Re: How Long Should Ccna Lessons Last? by slap1(m): 7:24pm On Jun 17, 2010
shezy:
at siwtchlink they would advice you to start with A+ which is the hardware part or network+(n+)which is the fundamental aspect of networking before moving to ccna but if you insist with ccna for a start they wouldn't force you
Don't even know what the CCNA stuff's all about so I'd prolly go with professional advice.
Sports › Re: Sani Kaita Vs Abdul Mutallab by slap1(m): 6:57pm On Jun 17, 2010
[quote author=last_apostle link=topic=464533.msg6233619#msg6233619 date=1276795642]sani kaita,sani yerima,sani abacha,haba sani! all the sanis of nigeria extraction shouuld be boundled and let to rot in the sahara desert before the inflict more damage on us plz. presido Jonah, i hope you are listening. This is one of vision 2020 project[/quote]Sani Lulu . . .
Sports › Re: Vincent Enyeama Is Man Of The Match For the 2nd time by slap1(m): 6:39pm On Jun 17, 2010
One goal is always enough reason for the 'Super Eagles' to grab porp corn and Fanta ( or Lagerbeer) in any match, dat was why we lost to an equally weak side.
Computers › Re: How Long Should Ccna Lessons Last? by slap1(m): 1:52pm On Jun 17, 2010
Pls what is CCNA all about? I plan to do a computer course after graduation but I don't know which to do.
Politics › Re: How Do You Feel When You Hear The National Anthem. by slap1(m): 1:38pm On Jun 17, 2010
When I was younger it meant so much to me, now I see it as nothing. I hated singing it even before I left secondary school, and I don't think I've since then. Hearing it now reminds me of the greatest deceit -- SELF-DECEIT!
Sports › Re: Adidas Jabulani: The Controversial World Cup Ball by slap1(m): 6:44am On Jun 17, 2010
Professional players say the ball ain't ok, internet and 'monkey post' players are here arguing what they don't know. If u watch the EPL and UEFA, u will c d sense in what they are saying.
Romance › Re: Girls Only: What Do You Think Of This Guy? by slap1(m): 7:01pm On Jun 16, 2010
While I think he is handsome I believe mama-gee has out-grown creating this kinda thread.
Literature › Re: How Many Nigerian Novels Have You Read Recently? by slap1(m): 6:22pm On Jun 16, 2010
Yellow-Yellow -- Kaine Agary, Purple Hibiscus & Half of a Yellow Sun. Just these, God forgive me! Someone on NL promised to sell Jude Dibia's books to me but failed. Where can I get Naija books in Aba (or Owerri where I am for now)?
Politics › Re: Abia 2011: Kalu Backs Brother For Governorship by slap1(m): 4:16pm On Jun 15, 2010
delegiwa:
Nice question Kobo. As if we expect anything better from the Orji in power.
I am never a fan of the govt in Abia, I'm just pointing out some excessive selfishness. Peace.
Politics › Re: Prostitution Banned In Abuja by slap1(m): 3:47pm On Jun 15, 2010
Jarus:
While I don't see this solving the prostitution menace in the country, I am in support of this move. And like has been mentioned before, their patrons, who are mainly politicians, should also be brought to book.
How? For what?
Politics › Re: Abia 2011: Kalu Backs Brother For Governorship by slap1(m): 3:29pm On Jun 15, 2010
I suspect OUK is behind the recent kidnapping & robbery attacks in Abia just to rubbish the already rubbished image of T.A and make him look stupid if he ever declare for a 2nd term.
Politics › Re: Prostitution Banned In Abuja by slap1(m): 1:39pm On Jun 15, 2010
This will surely improve the quality of prostitution in the capital. The cheap ones will leave the stage for the big, Alhaji-massaging, self-con-living ones. The FCT will get the quality of love-peddlers due to it.

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