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Sports › Re: The Best Striker In The World by slap1(m): 10:28pm On Jun 01, 2009

best striker is Keiran Gibbs. abeg mind me! lipsrsealed

Family › Why Do Marriages Fail? by slap1(op): 5:28pm On May 27, 2009

i've asked myself this question several times and the reason i decided to ask it here is i don't see my marriage failing though i'm not married yet. do you think i shud wait and see? but, seriously, why do u think some marriages fail? cool

Romance › Are All Men Really Guilty Of This Sin? by slap1(op): 5:22pm On May 27, 2009

when i was growing up som1 told me i wud find it difficult to do without sex, i labeled him a joker! now i'm in my early twenties i understand what he meant. the feeling is simply illiterate, uncultured, uncivilized, even undemocratic! sometimes i start wondering how our reverend fathers fare without a woman! i know the handy alternative is masturbation, which brings me to my question: are all men really guilty of masturbation? give me ur answer cool

Romance › Re: How Important Is Marriage To Women? by slap1(op): 12:56pm On May 27, 2009

luxoire:
mariiage is for most women what they want - depends on the friends you keep from childhood and the house you were raised in and also the amount of responsibility you have from your family

being form a single mother home - my mum taught me - education first, marriage and then together you can work on careers and children - so through out my childhood - i had books on my mind - until i had my second degree! and yet i am still thinking of a phd - but marriage creeps into my mind more often the older i have gotten esp when i see cute little babies (i'm a sucker for babies)

ur mum is an eagle --rare! i think some mothers are key players in their children's failed marriages 'cos some rush their children into it, giving silly reasons as "only son" or"only daughter". then the average nigerian girl now sees her husband as a messiah who is coming to free her from the shackles of poverty, hence they go into marriage without a career, depending on the husband 4 everything which is really mad cos if the husband is not financially buoyant he could start getting bad thoughts which will be detrimental to everyone in the house. so my advice to ur girls is, if possible, let marriage come second or, crucify me if u will, last! if u are working u r able to support ur spouse but if not u will be dependent on him. marriage shoild be a mutual association, not parasitic!

Phones › Re: Seun Is At It Again! by slap1(m): 10:09am On May 27, 2009

[quote author=dem_dem link=topic=276864.msg3929852#msg3929852 date=1243396300]Seun is at it again! He has restricted my ID:tunnex190 from posting on the forum. He said i've lost my forum post privileges as a result of spam-like message. And i didn't even post any shit that very day, i guess this site na error itself. A beg find solution to that oh site admin[/quote]he did same to me and i don't think i came near a system two days b4 dat day. ne dem sabi sha, na dia headache

Romance › How Important Is Marriage To Women? by slap1(op): 10:42pm On May 26, 2009

please the way some women seem to be pursuing marriage is as if being married is the best thing in life made me ask this. even teenagers are now so taken to this marriage thing that they plan for it while still in secondary school. is marriage the best thing in a woman's life? does it make a woman complete? pls answer and 4giv me if u tink am mischievous.

Politics › Re: The Next Niger Delta Militant Is Just 5 Years Old, Probably. by slap1(m): 10:16pm On May 26, 2009

OneNaija:
@AjaraEwuro You are stupid. Period.

buhahahahahahahahaha, chai! lipsrsealed

Politics › Re: If Wole Soyinka Stone President Obama by slap1(m): 10:01pm On May 26, 2009

AjaraEwuro:
who is he to talk like that - cultist man.
[/quote

there is a dif b/w cultist and a fraternity member. soyinka is a member of a fraternity(though he is an atheist) just like the freemasons.even if he is a cultist, 99.9999999 etc% of the world will choose him and trust him more than a "Bishop" like you.

Literature › A Feast For The Vultures (a Poem) by slap1(op): 4:14pm On May 26, 2009

A FEAST FOR THE VULTURES

The order came from above:
Feed the vultures with their flesh – our flesh!
We wetted our pants,
Promptly.
Our vulnerability stood before us; vulnerable, naked.

The moon was just dying when they came – the hosts
Of the party, upon the orders of the Chief Host.
They made firewood of their guns
And fires of their bullets,
Ready to roast us, the meat, for their winged guests.

The last born of sleep was still at the threshold of my eyelids,
Going home, when the screams of the Timipres caught my ears,
They are now ready for the guests, pity.
Squatting behind the tall grasses, tears broke the barricades of my eyelids.

Why should we suffer so? I ask,
Cursing the Creator for the gift of crude oil.
I hear the sound of the river, I smile.
When the vultures com for their food
I shall be somewhere, covered in fresh, cold water.

Romance › How Many Times Have You Loved Or Been Loved? by slap1(op): 11:51am On May 26, 2009

please can we all be sincere in answering this. how many times have you truly loved or been truly loved? i know i've been loved by several people, sometimes truly loved, but i am still in my first love. how about you?

Romance › If You Were In My Shoes What Would You Do? by slap1(op): 11:43am On May 26, 2009

Please my younger sister is in love with my girl’s brother but it’s very obvious the boy is not in love with her because I know his numerous girls. I met my girl through my younger sister, and I feel telling her to retrace her steps could make her feel I don’t want her happiness, I don’t want her to be used and dumped because I’ve never done that to anyone’s sister. If you are in my shoes what will you do?

Romance › Re: Who Can Answer This Question by slap1(m): 8:45am On May 26, 2009

teissys:
Mmmmmschew. . .

_Sighs

No question no answer

simple!

Literature › New Book By Helen Oyeyemi. by slap1(op): 8:27am On May 26, 2009

Nigeria's Helen Oyeyemi's new book to be released this month. the name of the new book is "White Is For Witching" ( i hope it's not racist) her first novel, The Icarus Girl won her a contract with a publishing house worth a rumored 400,000 pounds book deal( though she said this amount was exaggerated as she can't disclose the real amount). the bad news for us in naija is we wunt be even seeing the book soon, chai. by the way has any1 read her books?

Politics › Pdp's Automatic Ticket, How Sensible? by slap1(op): 8:09am On May 26, 2009

please help me answer these questions: should PDP go ahead with issuing automatic second term tickets to the presidents and governors who are willing to go for a second term? how sensible is this idea? what do you think is the motive behind this? i await your answer! cool

Politics › Re: Can Nigeria Please Give The Gaint Of Africa To Other Nation. by slap1(m): 8:02am On May 26, 2009

the whole know who the real Giant of Africa is. the just concluded G20 meeting where Nigeria was not invited said so. President Umaru "No-go" Yar'Adua said he was sad we were not invited, which came as a surprise to me. where other presidents were busy driving their countries he was busy drinking cowbell milk at Obudu Cattle Ranch in the name of leave. leave from a two year sleep?

Romance › Re: I'm Going Crazy, Help Me! by slap1(op): 7:42am On May 26, 2009

tope5000:
LET HER BE, ARE U WITH HER CUZ OF SEX?

alright!okay!fine!good!dandy!i take that! . . . will try my xtrim best 4 her kiss

Romance › Re: I'm Going Crazy, Help Me! by slap1(op): 12:10am On May 26, 2009

tope5000:
Abeg leave the girl . . . she doesnt wanna phock yet

as in leave her finally or let her be? cool

Romance › Re: I'm Going Crazy, Help Me! by slap1(op): 12:04am On May 26, 2009

C2H5OH:
Are you with this girl because you love her or because you want to bust a nut?
She loves you so much so that your pressure has caused her to want to give up her virginity for your happiness. Can you please return the favor to her? You know she is not ready.

d best so far, i hope i'm able 2 carry out dis advice. d only way i can help it is to minimize the time i spend wit her which could make her sad cos any day(every day) she comz to the house and i'm not in, er, trouble and questions. do u advise i start seeing less of her?

Literature › Re: Nigerian Shortlisted For 2009 Caine Prize For African Writing by slap1(m): 11:48pm On May 25, 2009

that's 4 real. the other persons and their works are:
Mamle Kabu(Ghana)--"End Of Skills"
Alistair Morgan( South Africa)--"Icebergs"
Mukoma wa Ngugi(Kenya)--"How Kamau wa Mwangi Escaped Into Exile"

then Osondu's "Waiting".
i wish them all luck and also wish myself some so that the books i've written without publishing will not be eaten away by rodents.

Romance › Re: I'm Going Crazy, Help Me! by slap1(op): 11:32pm On May 25, 2009

MrCrackles:
Poster

You are a bloody wimp!

You can only help yourself ok, sleep over it!

how many of ur problems av u solved by just "sleep over it"? shocked

Romance › Re: I'm Going Crazy, Help Me! by slap1(op): 11:26pm On May 25, 2009

tope5000:
The poster said the babe doesnt even let them get too exicted
So i doubt if any of the pre-intimacy got to an intense stage

i didn't think i said anything about her not letting us get exited, we do and it does get intense. the snag is she will always refuse when the real thing is about to materialize, i know i wud have my way if i press on, but dat is not my style, i like a situation where, after everything, everybody is happy. the temptation is her girlfriend is always handy but i can't touch her!

Romance › Re: I'm Going Crazy, Help Me! by slap1(op): 11:24pm On May 25, 2009

tope5000:
The poster said the babe doesnt even let them get too exicted
So i doubt if any of the pre-intimacy got to an intense stage

Romance › Re: Must True Love Always End In Marriage? by slap1(m): 11:08pm On May 25, 2009

Idorables:
Can a person love somebody and not want to marry them? You can love a girl but may not want to marry her. Does this mean that i don"t love her deeply enough?

can a pesin het som1 and want 2 marry dem? my take is if u luv som1 notin stands b/w u bot and d alter. am still very young but i tell u d girl i'm seeing now has made me not to see any oda. urs shud be dat way, if u REALLY luv som1 den u ar blind and can't see anoda pesin.

Romance › Re: Every Girl Wants To Marry Me : Is This A Cause? Pls Help Me by slap1(m): 10:55pm On May 25, 2009

blackfine:
Thank you for clicking on my post. i need you to help me solve my problem. i live in port harcourt. im black (well i think im fine) tall and work. im about 24yrs now.i have problem with girls .any one i meet wants to get marride to me . the first was always disturbing me to come to her house to see her parents and i refused , then i had to break up when it became too much . she is 25yrs .fair n fine kindof

please continue readiing ,

now i met this one i luv very very very much ,im 24yrs shes 23yrs.shes so fine and presentable.everything was going fine and nice until she started indirectly talking about marrige.and im not ready for that now coz i dont have enogh moni for that and i dont want to pause my flexing now and i live with my aunt(she doesnt come to my house).
She knows a lot of guys and it pisses me off.i dont know when shes cheating on me.and im so jealous.

my question now is that what do i do, i love her and i dont want marrige now , and her time as a lady is going & i cant afford to lose her . shit!!! im so confused. please tell me what to do pls pls reply me fast,

pls just reply me .type something yes you type something

ur quest has 2 subjcts 4 me. one, u shud have showed ur pic so we'd know handsome u are. then we wud know if it's a ''cause'' or curse. if it's a curse, then every gal on NL wud run after u.

two, someone wants to marry you and you don't want 2 'cos u r not redi 4 marriage. tell her so and give her d same reason u gave here: u don't want to stop ur flexing(u r not serious) and see waht she does.
bottom line: u wud make a bad fiction writer, ur story lacks weight, thugh i tink u've gotten wat u nid which is attention cool

Romance › Re: I'm Going Crazy, Help Me! by slap1(op): 10:29pm On May 25, 2009

spoilt:
Why is sex so important at this point that its making you lose your mind?

Northing worse than forcing someone to give in.

i get u wat u ar saying but it's not izi, or is it?

Romance › Re: I'm Going Crazy, Help Me! by slap1(op): 8:39pm On May 25, 2009

C2H5OH:
You have been with this girl for 6 years and are just now realizing that you are human? Why not use your human will-power to shutdown your penis until she is ready.
[quote author=Sisi Jinx link=topic=276357.msg3922114#msg3922114 date=1243279007]^^^^^^Bwahahahahahahahahaaaa

@ Topic
Don't ya have a pair on you. . . and by that I mean. . . errr. . .hands.

i wish u the same tongue

[/quote]

Romance › Re: I'm Going Crazy, Help Me! by slap1(op): 8:38pm On May 25, 2009

C2H5OH:
You have been with this girl for 6 years and are just now realizing that you are human? Why not use your human will-power to shutdown your penis until she is ready.
na my fault? u no dey grow?

Romance › Re: I'm Going Crazy, Help Me! by slap1(op): 8:35pm On May 25, 2009

early twenties

Romance › Re: What Is Love by slap1(m): 7:43pm On May 25, 2009

love is being consciously foolish in a cloak of inertia!

Romance › I'm Going Crazy, Help Me! by slap1(op): 7:37pm On May 25, 2009

I’m a young guy and in love with this young girl, we grew up together. I knew her when she was just about ten years and I was some four years older, we’ve been together now for over six years. Anytime we are together and I get this feeling of making love, she refuses. She is a virgin, I’m damn sure! When I ask why we couldn’t have fun she always says not now. I threatened to leave her but she agreed we should make love if that would keep me to her. Now the problem is I want us to mutually agree b4 having fun, not this ‘blackmail’-like type. Her friends are all willing to give it to me but I can’t do that. She had told me the only thing that would make her surrender her virginity is if I get angry at her refusal to make love to me and decide to leave. But the fact is I love this girl and I know she can kill 4 me. What do I do ‘cos I’m human and these feelings are not my making? Help me.

Romance › Re: ~Femis Are The Most Romantic Guys In This World~ by slap1(m): 6:25pm On May 25, 2009

warped sense of reasoning

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