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Travel / Re: Japa: See crowd At The UK Embassy In Nigeria by slawomir: 7:57pm On Aug 11, 2023
Damnnn niggar

And the funny thing is that most of them there are those people that stepped into the polling unit with sentiment and tribalism

You will never get that visa

If you are a true Nigerian and you can't allow an old sick man suffering parkinson disease with mental problem who is not aware of his environment to marry your daughter yet you forced the same person on over 200 million people after what we passed through for eight years in the hands of Buhari-tinubu Apc administration may you and your your children know no peace not only that may you and your children be harmed when revolution and cleasing start in Nigeria

The worse part of it now they will start to quote you and call you ipob not knowing that most of us are from South south
They will say we will wail for eight years ...they don't even know that most of us have enough money to survive we are just pitying them

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Celebrities / Re: Davido To Send Money To Benue Fan On A Road Trip To Lagos by slawomir: 5:15pm On Aug 11, 2023
Damnnn niggar

Last last

At all at all na im bad

Make he wire the guy small thing

Then if the guy get sense use some part of the money carry one sure odd
Make him carry Burnley to score one goal against mancity

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Sports / Re: 'Most Beautiful' Super Falcons Michelle Alozie Admits Having A Crush On Iwobi by slawomir: 2:11pm On Aug 11, 2023
Damnnn niggar

Hmmmm

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Sports / Re: Moises Caceido Rejects Liverpool Prefers Joining Chelsea by slawomir: 2:11pm On Aug 11, 2023
Damnnn niggar

Person way don sign for Liverpool this morning

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Family / Re: Married Men, What Is Your Experience With Single Ladies? by slawomir: 1:50pm On Aug 11, 2023
Damnnn niggar

Don't really love married men

They believe married men can provide more than single guys

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Sports / Re: Most Beautiful Nigeria Female Basketballers by slawomir: 1:43pm On Aug 11, 2023
Damnnn niggar
Isoright

slim75d:

This calabar chick her last Pic is jaw dropping sha grin grin

Calabar wetin

You nor see Edo born for her face


But wait o how all these athletes dey be for za oza room

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Burnley Vs Manchester City (0 - 3) On 11th August 2023 by slawomir: 1:42pm On Aug 11, 2023
Ade1177:


Laliga?

Can you watch eibar vs granada for 90minutes?

Can you watch Newcastle vs Everton for 90minutes?

Answer to know which is the best league

Damnnn niggar
You don't know anything about football

If you know how Tactical and football sense dey Spanish league you for nor dey talk like this

Epl is overrated and their media giving them more publicity

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Crime / Re: Seyi Olayode Decomposing Body Found With Breast, Hair Missing In Ibadan by slawomir: 1:12pm On Aug 11, 2023
Damnnn niggar
Wetin dey zup
I think it is time government introduced this into curriculum that ritualism doesn't work
People are going crazy thinking this things are Working not knowing it doesn't work
I thought humans where smarter than this

Let me tell you all nairaland members..please pass this message to your loved ones
native doctors, prophet and pastors and other spiritual men are smart people
They use the trick of "anything is possible " and the "time factor or time trick " to deceive people
1) everything is possible naturally that is why a native doctor or pastor will agree to do anything you are requesting from them to do
2) with "time" anything is possible....that is why a native doctor or pastor can not give a specific date and time his so called spiritual work will come...
The difference between you and dangote is time..the difference between you and a dead man in the grave is time

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Burnley Vs Manchester City (0 - 3) On 11th August 2023 by slawomir: 12:58pm On Aug 11, 2023
Damnnn niggar

Chai man

The epl have started ...time to credit my sporty bet account

All my fellow Stakers lets gather here

Burnley to score one goal

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Politics / Re: Osun Speaker Adewale Egbedun Prevents Policemen From Extorting Money From Youths by slawomir: 11:31am On Aug 11, 2023
Damnnn niggar
Nice one

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Politics / Re: With All The Economic Challenges, Pure Water Still Sells For ₦10 In Kaduna by slawomir: 11:05am On Aug 11, 2023
Damnnn niggar
Na we way dey Benin city permanently here dey hear am hot

Everything dey expensive here bros

We want die

Edo state matter na something way them supposed declare a state of emergency o when it comes to price

Anything way go up here nor dey green come down

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TV/Movies / Re: Neo And Adekunle Fight Over Alcohol At Pool Party by slawomir: 10:43am On Aug 11, 2023
Damnnn niggar
I understand

A life without alcohol is wasted
Alcohol is life

Pauliaette:
This kind TV programme. What is the needs of watching this stuff
I wonder bros
That show is not for real niggarrrs
is a show of shame and stupidity...the show is for our baby girls and kids ...infact Our baby girls and kids should be advised to watch cartoons instead of bbnaija if at all they want to watch tv....watching cartoons and animated movies like moana, coco, zootopia, tangled, frozen, baby boss and Incredibles will teach them alot of lessons and take them far in life than bbnaija

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Politics / Re: Petrol Price May Jump To ₦‎750 Per Litre — IPMAN by slawomir: 8:12am On Aug 11, 2023
Damnnn niggar

Hahah


I love this suffering

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Romance / Re: Man Impregnates His Own Cousin (Photos, Video) by slawomir: 7:47am On Aug 11, 2023
Damnnn niggar
Banging your cousins and getting her pregnant is not a problem

But there will be birth defects and the immune system of your offspring gets weak

60 percent of guys and 80 percent of girls have done something sexual with their cousins before some are penetrative sex while others might not be penetrative sex

Nothing bad at all...after all who Adam and even children bang?

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Romance / Re: Do You Support What This Guy Did? by slawomir: 12:54pm On Aug 10, 2023
Damnnn niggar

Too many emotional men this days

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Car Talk / Re: How Do You Calculate Your Car's Fuel Consumption? by slawomir: 12:41pm On Aug 10, 2023
Damnnn niggar

Me nor get time for all those calculations things


If I fit buy fuel then I drive

If the fuel finish I park the car for one side...all I know say na about 71 litres of 42 thousand naira dey filll my lexus Es 350 to the brim....I mean filled to the mouth

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Phones / Re: Which Of These Phones Did You Use? by slawomir: 9:08am On Aug 10, 2023
Damnnn niggar
Hahah

Good old days

I used number 1
3310

I used number 2

Motrola C113

I used number 7
Nokia 5300

I used number 8
Nokia Aisha 210 and Nokia c3...Nokia C3, Nokia 3310, Nokia 3510 is one of the strongest phone on planet earth

I used Number 11 and 15
Nokia 6110...Popularly known as ikpeba( turning stick)

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Politics / Re: Pictures Of PDP National Secretary, Bature Cutting Cake In His Office In Abuja by slawomir: 9:07am On Aug 10, 2023
Damnnn niggar
Bunch of miscreants

Apc and tinubu is worse

36 states, 47 ministers

41 of the 47 ministers have corruption cases


9 of the 10 governors who lost elections are now ministers

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Phones / Re: Elon Musk’s X Fined $350,000 By US Government Over Trump’s Twitter Account by slawomir: 10:13pm On Aug 09, 2023
Damnnn niggar
Isoright

That is about 230 million naira
Elon musk my niggar

Privacy is very important

If na mark Zuckerberg him go give am out like warey

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Romance / Re: Nigerian Man Proposes To His Pretty Oyinbo Girlfriend (Pic/Video) by slawomir: 2:19pm On Aug 09, 2023
Damnnn niggar
Na wa for all of una
All of una just dey marry them

He sharp .....now una start am
Make una complain later
Women way everybody dey manage....he reach una turn una just dey privatise them

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Education / Re: Only One Move Can Balance This Equation by slawomir: 8:20pm On Aug 08, 2023
Damnnn niggar
Too simple

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Celebrities / Re: Davido Shares Cute Throwback Photo Of Himself As A Boy With A Big Smile On His F by slawomir: 7:44pm On Aug 08, 2023
Damnnn niggar

Isoright

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: What Next After You Realized You Botched A Job Interview? by slawomir: 9:38am On Aug 08, 2023
Damnnn niggar
Just move on and don't dwell on it

What will be will be

If they still wanna hire you they will

When I went for interview that year in national integrated power project in Benin

The stupid admin ask if I smoke
I replied boldly
Yes but i do smoke the other one

Guess what when the list of people selected came out my name was among

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Politics / Re: Subsidy Removal: NLC, TUC To Meet Tinubu’s Team Tuesday by slawomir: 9:29am On Aug 08, 2023
Damnnn niggar
Nothing good will come out of it

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TV/Movies / Re: Pictures From Bbnaija Season 8 All Star Saturday Night Party (week 2) by slawomir: 8:37am On Aug 08, 2023
Damnnn niggar
Pussy ass show for our baby girls

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Car Talk / Re: Enugu Government Bans Unauthorised Use Of Vehicles With Tinted Glasses by slawomir: 8:11am On Aug 08, 2023
Damnnn niggar

Make them rest

What happened to tinted permit

Same police way niggas go press 1k for thier hand then boom them gonlet you drive pass

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Travel / Re: Azman Air Suspends Operations, Sends Staff Away by slawomir: 8:04am On Aug 08, 2023
Damnnn niggar
Sounds like azaman

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Gaming / Re: Esports: Infinix, Alliancefrançaise And 10n8e Host 'Game Night' Workshop by slawomir: 4:28am On Aug 08, 2023
Damnnn niggar
Good for them

Wasting money on unnecessary activities all in the name of marketing and promoting their substandard dog shit

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Crime / Re: Optometrist Died After Scuffle With Her Husband by slawomir: 4:16am On Aug 08, 2023
Damnnn niggar
Rest in peace
Politics / Re: FG Withdraws Contempt Charge Against NLC, TUC by slawomir: 4:07am On Aug 08, 2023
Damnnn niggar

Federal government is a joke

taylor88:


Watching people who are fighting for your betterment

You go dey with empty stomach dey watch people wey their life better pass your own

Ediot
Bro it was this period I realised that Nigerians are the most wicked and tribalistic people on earth
We pretend to be suffering under a particular administration but when election comes we repeat our stupidity again because of tribalism

A friend of mine in South Africa told me before the election that if tinubu gets more than hundred thousand votes after what buhari-tinubus administration caused in the last eight years then it means Nigerians are wicked

If you are still pitying anyone in your area then you are on your on
I don't reply people in my messages anymore requesting for help especially people from nairaland

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Sports / Re: Oluremi Tinubu Receives D'Tigress (Pictures). by slawomir: 10:08pm On Aug 07, 2023
Damnnn niggar
Congratulations to them girls

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Sports / Re: Disappointing To Lose Through Penalty: Oparanozie Apologises For Losing Her Kick by slawomir: 10:07pm On Aug 07, 2023
Damnnn niggar

No need to apologise baby girl

Na who nor dey play ball go criticise for the penalty miss

The only time I go for blame una na when England get red card una for use that opportunity Bury them sharp

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