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Romance / Re: Can You Remember Your First Love? by slawomir: 12:04pm On Aug 06, 2023
Damnnn niggar

Edna


Way back in primary six

The first woman I played footsie with

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Travel / Re: You Want To Survive In Lagos: 17 Things You Must Not Do. by slawomir: 11:57am On Aug 06, 2023
Damnnn niggar
Hell no
Nobody wanna go to that overrated damnnn slum of a place

Not to talk of learning 17 things on how to survive

Rather learn 600 things on how to survive in abuja

Have been to lagos and Abuja as a Bini son

And I must confess lagos is nosiy and a shit hole

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Vs Manchester City : Community Shield 4 - 1 pen On 6th August 2023 by slawomir: 11:47am On Aug 06, 2023
Damnnn niggar
Time to stake
Straight draw

For everyday we wake we are faced with more than a hundred ways to become a millionaire of which gambling and football betting is among

Na 300 naira I take collect 23k yesterday
hanson27:

Screenshot your ticket or I don't believe.....

Like seriously

I think you still don't know me
I'm slawomir ...anything I say here on nairaland is always real and true

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Religion / Re: Before Indulging In That Sexual Intercourse by slawomir: 9:55am On Aug 06, 2023
Damnnn niggar

There is nothing to think about

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Religion / Re: Mechanic Going To Church With Your Car by slawomir: 9:51am On Aug 06, 2023
Damnnn niggar
Isoright

Nor be only drive He dey drive go church...not bad

As far as He nor remove your catalysts

The most painful thing

One warey mechanic remove my catalysts...na almost 100k I take go replace am

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Politics / Re: Atiku's Lawsuit Challenging Tinubu's Attendance Of Chicago University Thrown Out by slawomir: 6:42am On Aug 06, 2023
Damnnn niggar

One thing certain tinubu gonna be sacked by the tribunal

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Politics / Re: Richard Ozobu Petitions Tinubu Over Attempt To Sell Enugu Museum Land by slawomir: 6:38am On Aug 06, 2023
Damnnn niggar

Selling government property is bad

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Politics / Re: Tinubu Hails D'Tigress On Fourth Consecutive FIBA Women's Afrobasket Victory by slawomir: 6:29am On Aug 06, 2023
Damnnn niggar

Congratulations to us

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Senegal Says Its Troops Will Join Any ECOWAS Intervention In Niger by slawomir: 6:27am On Aug 06, 2023
Damnnn niggar

Niger and them friends like mali and Burkina faso supported by strong white nation go blow una papa head throw way

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Politics / Re: AFAN To FG: Palliatives Not The Solution To Hunger by slawomir: 6:18am On Aug 06, 2023
Damnnn niggar

Tell them

Tinubu is a disaster

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Sports / Re: Rena Wakama: The First Female Coach To Led D'Tigress Into Victory by slawomir: 6:17am On Aug 06, 2023
Damnnn niggar

Congratulations to them

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Politics / Re: Oluremi Tinubu Hails D'tigress On Women's Afrobasket Win by slawomir: 10:09pm On Aug 05, 2023
Damnnn niggar
Isoright

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Crime / Re: Which Of These 3 Partial Illegitimate Thing You Will Suggest Government To Ban? by slawomir: 4:33pm On Aug 05, 2023
Damnnn niggar

Them fit touch the rest but make them nor touch betting and alcohol

If not me and them go get problem

Na 300 naira I take collect 23k for betting yesterday

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Science/Technology / Re: Existence Of Aliens Could Be Proven In 28 DAYS -harvard Physicist by slawomir: 2:33pm On Aug 05, 2023
Damnnn niggar
Youn Sheldon

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Phones / Re: How Fast Is Your Internet? by slawomir: 2:23pm On Aug 05, 2023
Damnnn niggar

Damnnn too fast

With the speed of light

Airtel

Keyboarding na bad work sha
To just click that your link just dey hard me

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Politics / Re: Lagos: Commercial Bus Operators Defy Sanwo-olu, Oluomo’s Order On Fare Reduction by slawomir: 1:59pm On Aug 05, 2023
Damnnn niggar
Nobody takes oluomo and tinubu serious.

In a sane country this two people are to be in jail

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Romance / Re: Lady Cries Uncontrollably After Secondary School Graduate Snatched Her Boyfriend by slawomir: 1:38pm On Aug 05, 2023
Damnnn niggar
Isoright

I can only feel pity for her if she never first snatch person own

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Politics / Re: Maryam Shetty Reacts To Withdrawal Of Her Nomination As Minister by slawomir: 12:22pm On Aug 05, 2023
Damnnn niggar

Hahah
Nigeria


If you nor join them and run things them go leave you behind
Politics / Re: DSS Grills Tokunbo Talabi, Ogun SSG, Over Ballot Paper Printing, COVID-19 Fund by slawomir: 12:15pm On Aug 05, 2023
Damnnn niggar
Isoright

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Celebrities / Re: Pete Edochie Speaks On His Son, Yul Marrying A Second Wife by slawomir: 10:48am On Aug 05, 2023
Damnnn niggar
Although I love having sex with lot of women


But marrying more than one wife is something I will never do in this life if at all I will get married

If I get married it is gonna be one woman

Then I can have multiple girl friends outside

Those girl friends dare not disturb my wife and my wife is my priority

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Crime / Re: Decomposing Corpse Found In A Room Days After Death (GRAPHIC IMAGE) by slawomir: 8:59am On Aug 05, 2023
Damnnn niggar

Too bad

Always check on people...
If you have problems discuss and share


Although the truth is out of the 100 percent of people you we share our problems with 80 precent of them don't give a fuckkk
Then 15 percent of them are even happy we have the problems
Then the remaining 5 percent are concerned and bothered but really they can't help

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Car Talk / Re: Should I Buy Car In Abuja (kubwa Express) Or Go To Lagos (Apapa) by slawomir: 8:42am On Aug 05, 2023
Damnnn niggar
Anything you do son just be careful


Check for catalysts very important

There are three catalysts in a a lexus Es 350

I don't know for other cars

Buying the car in lagos and driving to Abuja yourself is not a problem
Carry two types of mechanic go
Don't just carry one
He might be compromised

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Celebrities / Re: Kanye West & Wife Bianca Walk Barefooted In Italy (Photos) by slawomir: 9:37pm On Aug 04, 2023
Damnnn niggar
Kanye my niggar

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Politics / Re: Remi Tinubu Visits Buhari In Daura, Katsina by slawomir: 6:03pm On Aug 03, 2023
Damnnn niggar

Bunch of miscreants

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Events / Re: Onitsha City Marathon 2023 Coming Up Soon (Photos) by slawomir: 5:30pm On Aug 03, 2023
Damnnn niggar

Marathon

One hell if gadamnnn race

Tried that shit in uniben that year

I almost died

All through out that day I was drinking liquid of all sorts

That marathon nor be child's play
Travel / Re: FAAN Suspends Taxi Services At Abuja Airport by slawomir: 4:19pm On Aug 03, 2023
Damnnn niggar

Isoright
Shege and inconvenience just dey reload anyhow for this administration

Hahah

I love this

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Car Talk / Re: As A Driver If You Find Yourself In This Situation What Will You Do? by slawomir: 3:49pm On Aug 03, 2023
Damnnn niggar
Activate my fast and Furious mode of driving shaperly

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Crime / Re: Rejoice Ezeocha: Abia Police Declare 13-Year-Old Girl Missing In Umuahia by slawomir: 3:17pm On Aug 03, 2023
Damnnn niggar

Rescue this baby girl

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Romance / Re: No Nigerian Man Can Afford Me - Nigerian Lady Says by slawomir: 2:53pm On Aug 03, 2023
Damnnn niggar

Warey...amoeba..

The ones way we dey bang and dump clean and expensive pass you
Short girls and stupidity

See the toad ...Muscles, potbelly, dwarfism even when she still wear high heels 👠

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Science/Technology / Re: Goat "Attacks" Lion At Ogba Zoo In Benin, The Lion Later Caught It (Video) by slawomir: 2:29pm On Aug 03, 2023
Damnnn niggar

Benin city

Anything can happen

But Normally sha

All animals will run at first if you attack them

But later they will now attack

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Politics / Re: Ganduje Emerges APC National Chairman; Basiru As Secretary by slawomir: 2:08pm On Aug 03, 2023
Damnnn niggar
Miscreants...Recycling of old thieves
I copied the below write up from somewhere...please give it a Deep Thought

In 2006,the EFCC Chairman Nuhu Ribadu, before the Senate, listed 5 govs as the Worst Stealing Governors as:*

1. Orji Kalu , Abia State
2. Ahmed Bola Tin-U-buu , Lagos State
3. Ahmed Sani yerima , Zamfara State
4. George Akume, Benue State
5. Abudulahi Adamu, Nassarawa State

Today, in 2023, 17 years after.

Orji Kalu = Senator
Bola Ahmed Tin-U-buu = President
Ahmed Sani Yerima = Senator
George Akume = Senator now Appointed by Tinubu as SGF.
Abdullah Adamu = APC Chairman.

The then EFCC Chairman Nuhu Ribadu that did not prosecute Tin-U-buu, appointed by Tin-U-buu to be Special Assistant on Security

The Senate is currently headed by another EFCC regular, Senator Akpabio still under prosecution for stealing billions

Nigeria is under siege, corruption is winning...a revolution is needed if not we are doomed

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Romance / Re: Your Reasons For Asking Forgiveness When Caught Cheating? by slawomir: 1:42pm On Aug 03, 2023
Damnnn niggar

Men cheating is understandable and you can forgive them..
It is not easy for us to stop thinking of removing multiple women's pant
Our dickkk way dey Stand even when we are not conscious in the morning na im you say make we fit control when we are now conscious with our two naked eyes seeing girls...we dey try abeg

Women cheating hell no

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