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makydebbie:
Lol, exactly.

Happy New year to you. Common Whatsapp message you cannot answer. Abi you don change number?

makydebbie:
You really need to do something fast. Now she wants sex and you insist on wedding night. She'll look for it elsewhere if care isn't taken.
Goodluck.

You're right. With or without him, she's gon get fuccked pretty soon. And God help him if someone got there before him.

Olalan:
Good for her in as much it's not from government purse

Unfortunately there is always going to be a trace of government DNA in it. These miscreants are not as half talented or intelligent as most of us.

Won't she die if you melt her heart? Just asking.

samysmoothfresh:
why would you think "it's hard to believe"?

You won't allow her continue, right?

Ayoswit:
Amen. But if God decide to crown my effort by choosing a vessel in form of a man or a woman to get me the car, it isn't bad na. Funny bone is an hardworking guy yet God used E-money to bless him with a car of his dream, so God go surely do my own.

May God grant your your wishes. Happy New Year again.

WRT - With respect to

Ayoswit:
I can't afford to buy one

Just work hard and God's willing, you will afford one this year.

arleck:
you don vex??
I got agency already you can go suck on your d*ck

And you still wondering why someone said you look so gay?

arleck:
I'm a young lad
my name Bobby
I have passion for modelling I stand at 5Ft'8
could anyone be of help to me!! I need to live my dreams being a model

Most modeling agencies I know don't accept models with hunger induced 6packs.

internationalman:
in other word don't be with a man at all.

Becoz every man i know possess at least three of those habits..

any man who claims he doesn't is not a real man

I disagree with you. There are men who are thoroughbreds. Though most of them won't touch the OP with a long stick.

Ayoswit:
I hope to get one soon maybe from a nairalander . Congrats to her.

Why not from the car dealership? Or don't they sell to women?

Driggs:
Hi all, I have the urge to blow banger and rocket but our Nigerian society thinks it's for kids.. What do you think? Should I just carry on without minding what people think? is it truly something that should be left for kids? I have the craving to do so..
This may sound funny but I am not a clown nor an slowpoke.. I've got 2 cars, I work with Nestle and got an apartment on the island..

How did you come about 2 cars and an apartment on the Island working for Nestle?

MariaLavina:
You lots glorify pussy a lot that one is left to wonder if your existence revolves around it.

Instead of you to ponder on how to be successful in your occupation or business ( that's if you have any) , how you can write your name in the sands of time, you are here making up crap on how to register your useless diick on a pussy.

Shame on you!

Talking about or getting a dose of pussssy doesn't stop one from doing other things that ensures one's success in life.

thephil:
We started fucking each other until I graduated secretly but truly her pussy was actually sweet, I was caught by the landlord.

I don't understand this your grammar o? Is it the fucccking or the graduation that was done secretly?

Okoyeeebos:
That's because you live in an area populated by illiterate traders. Festac, Amuwo, Surulere, Ojo, Okota, etc.

The day you have money to rent a self contain in Ikoyi, Banana Island or VI, you'll come back, apologise and delete your post.

There is a reason I mentioned highbrow estate. Name one highbrow estate in Lagos dominated by the South westerners.

KingOfAllIgbos:
Keep claiming mansions on NL while hawking your gala.

1500 cartons should buy you half a bag of cement.

You will get there one day.

I am not Igbo o. I live in Lagos and I can tell you that in most highbrow estates in your very own Lagos, your next door neighbor is most likely to come from the south east or south south than the south west.

KingOfAllIgbos:


Congratulations. I can bet you he would stay in Abuja or Lagos which is Heaven to a flat head.

He can hardly spend 24 hours in that region

You own the land, they live in the beautiful houses in your land while you are there claiming omo onile. Tell me one highbrow estate in Lagos or Abuja where your people make up majority of the population.

LisaAnne:
abeg its food that's worrying me

I have plenty food if you live within lekki, Lagos.

buygala:
There was this period when I didn't have sex for more than 3 months due to a very busy schedule...

I then noticed that my morning erection were lasting for am uncomfortable amount of time and at very very uncomfortable times...sometimes the tin will just get fully erect in the office for no obvious reason...the erection used to last sometimes for 3 hours +....everytime I was using belt to tie the preek against my tummy anytime I was going out in the morning and also hold my suit jacket against my groin to cover the embarrassment if the erection happened in the office or other public place

I had to get an ex-girlfriend to come over and sort me out ....Preek then calmed down... That's when I realised it's very good to be on very cordial terms with exes as one can never tell when we may need their help...

Now I never make the mistake of not servicing the preek every 2 weeks at least .....

How do you guys even last two weeks? I am now in my 8th day of no sex. The plan is to go 90 days. I feel like I am gonna explode already.

boiz2men:
This guy was the last choice ..


I don't know if I can pursue women like most guys do. After the first rejection, I gradually lose interest.


May God help me sha...

I don't go back to any woman who rejected my advances.

Tamarapetty:
Nawa oh . Hml


why the man kon be like boy

He needed to look like that to stomach those insults and rejections.

IYANGBALI:
Money dey for this baby mama thing o. Ajepako and funkeshugar see better business





What business can I start with 5k and get 3million before december 30th??

Stake it on a high risk bet. I get 20% of your winnings.

LordSaints:
This one went and marry evening news paper

This one na last week's newspaper na.

I hope no xvideos allowed.

Starboytwo:
Why all this kain girls no dey day for MUSHIN na

Dem dey o. Only be say dem no go school come clean and package themselves wella. Na the difference be that.

Accuse them of avoiding you chat because they are afraid of you big diick. You would be surprised by what will follow. Dirty sex chats opens pusssies for me.

Even Chinese companies operating in Nigeria are failing under Buhari. Get out of Nigeria and half of your problems are solved. There's bad omen about Buhari. You can come back after patriotic and we'll meaning Nigerians vote him out in 2019.

TOSIN116:
NO SOURCE? And please organise the stuff for easy comprehending...

So you don't believe the OP can be the original source, right?

Every girl is fuckable. Guts is the key that unlucks every pusssy.

This girl and her love for Igbos diiicks sef.