₦airaland Forum

thephil:
We started fucking each other until I graduated secretly but truly her pussy was actually sweet, I was caught by the landlord.

I don't understand this your grammar o? Is it the fucccking or the graduation that was done secretly?

Okoyeeebos:
That's because you live in an area populated by illiterate traders. Festac, Amuwo, Surulere, Ojo, Okota, etc.

The day you have money to rent a self contain in Ikoyi, Banana Island or VI, you'll come back, apologise and delete your post.

There is a reason I mentioned highbrow estate. Name one highbrow estate in Lagos dominated by the South westerners.

KingOfAllIgbos:
Keep claiming mansions on NL while hawking your gala.

1500 cartons should buy you half a bag of cement.

You will get there one day.

I am not Igbo o. I live in Lagos and I can tell you that in most highbrow estates in your very own Lagos, your next door neighbor is most likely to come from the south east or south south than the south west.

KingOfAllIgbos:


Congratulations. I can bet you he would stay in Abuja or Lagos which is Heaven to a flat head.

He can hardly spend 24 hours in that region

You own the land, they live in the beautiful houses in your land while you are there claiming omo onile. Tell me one highbrow estate in Lagos or Abuja where your people make up majority of the population.

LisaAnne:
abeg its food that's worrying me

I have plenty food if you live within lekki, Lagos.

buygala:
There was this period when I didn't have sex for more than 3 months due to a very busy schedule...

I then noticed that my morning erection were lasting for am uncomfortable amount of time and at very very uncomfortable times...sometimes the tin will just get fully erect in the office for no obvious reason...the erection used to last sometimes for 3 hours +....everytime I was using belt to tie the preek against my tummy anytime I was going out in the morning and also hold my suit jacket against my groin to cover the embarrassment if the erection happened in the office or other public place

I had to get an ex-girlfriend to come over and sort me out ....Preek then calmed down... That's when I realised it's very good to be on very cordial terms with exes as one can never tell when we may need their help...

Now I never make the mistake of not servicing the preek every 2 weeks at least .....

How do you guys even last two weeks? I am now in my 8th day of no sex. The plan is to go 90 days. I feel like I am gonna explode already.

boiz2men:
This guy was the last choice ..


I don't know if I can pursue women like most guys do. After the first rejection, I gradually lose interest.


May God help me sha...

I don't go back to any woman who rejected my advances.

Tamarapetty:
Nawa oh . Hml


why the man kon be like boy

He needed to look like that to stomach those insults and rejections.

IYANGBALI:
Money dey for this baby mama thing o. Ajepako and funkeshugar see better business





What business can I start with 5k and get 3million before december 30th??

Stake it on a high risk bet. I get 20% of your winnings.

LordSaints:
This one went and marry evening news paper

This one na last week's newspaper na.

I hope no xvideos allowed.

Starboytwo:
Why all this kain girls no dey day for MUSHIN na

Dem dey o. Only be say dem no go school come clean and package themselves wella. Na the difference be that.

Accuse them of avoiding you chat because they are afraid of you big diick. You would be surprised by what will follow. Dirty sex chats opens pusssies for me.

Even Chinese companies operating in Nigeria are failing under Buhari. Get out of Nigeria and half of your problems are solved. There's bad omen about Buhari. You can come back after patriotic and we'll meaning Nigerians vote him out in 2019.

TOSIN116:
NO SOURCE? And please organise the stuff for easy comprehending...

So you don't believe the OP can be the original source, right?

Every girl is fuckable. Guts is the key that unlucks every pusssy.

This girl and her love for Igbos diiicks sef.

The injunction of the prophet must be adhered to.

My girl will never allow me do this mumu thing for her.

Raydos:
What pain me is that, the girl will still not marry him, she will still end up with a guy that will turn her to a punching bag


She no geh yansh sef

Wouldn't getting the pusssy be enough?

If Linda was played by a group of fuckboys, the same group would have leaked her pregnancy news. Linda knew what she wanted.

ponehp:
Oh God. please let true love locate me. there's nothing more satisfying than being truly loved by someone you love as well.
All these stories are so dishearten.

Take a chance with me.

Linda desperately wanted a baby(not marriage) and she got one. Time was really running out and she didn't want to be seen as one of those baby mamas she often take a swipe at. She had to stage the whole thing.

This one wan use nepotism give her daughter advantage over upcoming oloshos from less privileged background. Allow your daughter to compete.

Biglittlelois:
The guy is a sissy, this is how you know a guy that has been pussified

I thought men being pussified should make you happy. Is that not supposed to be a win for you? Or a sign that the pussy is good?

Corrinthians:
For those of us who really played like kids were allowed to those days, this road would have been heaven on earth for riding "Boris".

If you know you know.

Our good old Boris. I made a fortune of pocket money from Boris ride service. Uber and Taxify dey learn work.

mhizbel:
All I can say is give expecting little or nothing at all in return. This applies to both sides.

That way, you reduce chances of heartbreak.

obaataaokpaewu:
I will invite girl over to spend the weekend, after the first night, I just feel like to be left alone and wish for her to leave, like she's encroaching on my quiet times. One of the reason marriage scares me
Like I may get tired of wife being around always

I thought I am the only one who feels like that. It begins to get exasperating from the second day. Regardless of the arrangement we had, it has never gone past three days before I reclaim my space and inalienable rights.

Their teenage kids living fat on public money while their serfs battle with tradermoni and N-Power. Some people will never learn.

No herdsmen to content with. I wish Nigerian farmers can enjoy peaceful farming too.

KanwuliaExtra:
She nefa learn her lesson?
She go soon turn lay-away-bride!

If Northern babes dey date and phock, you will never know. Only Southern babes go dey podcast and do plenty-plenty instagram gra-gra!

Wasted life phocking upandan with RIFF-RAFFS!

And they don't even fuccck half as much as those coded codeine northern babes o.

We tend to assume that all rich kids got game. A good number of them are wack. DJ Cuppy's game might be below average. It's all about the game, people.