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Politics / Re: Buhari Returns To Nigeria After Vacation In London by SleekAboki: 6:47pm On Jun 19, 2016
Welcome back dogoyaro.The Niger Delta Avengers are waiting for you to meet pre negotiation conditions.

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Business / Re: Warning From An Economist:go Sell Your Dollar Before Monday,20.6.2016 by SleekAboki: 6:28pm On Jun 19, 2016
Caseless:
using 'fat' ,I mean big liar . If you're fat in real life, that's coincidence and I think I should applauded and not reported. Where's the offense that you want me banned for? If you lied and I called you a liar , what's wrong with that?
You can only assume. mynd44, I don't understand why you allow a caseless gentleman to break rule 2 and walk free. He should be cased or no holds barred enforced.
Business / Re: Warning From An Economist:go Sell Your Dollar Before Monday,20.6.2016 by SleekAboki: 2:00pm On Jun 19, 2016
Caseless:
shut up, you fat liar!
mynd44 apply rule 2 on this misguided gentleman.
Religion / Re: Mbaka: Buhari's Chance Of Healing May Be Slim by SleekAboki: 5:46pm On Jun 18, 2016
DonBobes:
FTC!

God help us in ds con3!
When a soldier starts abducting responsibilities to cosmic entities, the bloody civilians should know that water don pass garri.
Religion / Re: Mbaka: Buhari's Chance Of Healing May Be Slim by SleekAboki: 5:40pm On Jun 18, 2016
Fr mbaka has a history of getting pissed off once his calls are not picked. I also expect him to release another controversial message on buhari.

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Nairaland / General / Re: Characteristics Of A Mentally Strong Person by SleekAboki: 5:39pm On Jun 18, 2016
President Mohammed Buhari is a mentally strong human being.
Business / Re: Warning From An Economist:go Sell Your Dollar Before Monday,20.6.2016 by SleekAboki: 10:06am On Jun 18, 2016
ISpiksDaTroof:
Sorry, Not these obvious low lifes on NL. You have a better chance convincing me of a Igloo in hell. No man worth a penny boasts about it to the world... except liars and dreamers.
You are already boasting about being an aristocrat and not a peasant.

No aristocrat worth his penny makes such boasts to the world.

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Politics / Re: Civil Servants Likely To Forfeit Salary Arrears - Punch Newspaper by SleekAboki: 10:02am On Jun 18, 2016
proeast:
It looks scary bro, sh!t is about to hit the fan, men folks are feeling trapped in this country! I observed that many Nigerians cant afford two square meals a day & information is that things are likely going to get worse!!
Buhari and APC are merely buying time and hoping a miracle happens before people wakes up to reality. People are already tired of buhari using Gej as scapegoat.
Politics / Re: Civil Servants Likely To Forfeit Salary Arrears - Punch Newspaper by SleekAboki: 8:40am On Jun 18, 2016
Only if Nigerians truly understands what's about to hit them from this change government.
Politics / Re: PUNCH- Buhari Government Lack Vision- US by SleekAboki: 7:33am On Jun 18, 2016
Buhari lacks the balls to tackle and provide cutting-edge leadership to a complex Nigeria.

Buhari is only fit as a regional Efcc chairman.

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Business / Re: Warning From An Economist:go Sell Your Dollar Before Monday,20.6.2016 by SleekAboki: 7:30am On Jun 18, 2016
kolaaderin:


Just imagine ur kind of unpatriotic miscreant against ur own country. U shall regret keeping that dollar as u will sell it below the cost of acquiring it. Why should one keep dollar when u have nothing to do with it immediately just for the thinking of unpatriotic surcharge of ur own country. Change ur mind set for a better Country for all
What has Nigeria done for him to warrant any atom of patriotism?

The gentleman should hit the streets and start dashing out his dollars so you and APC government can dazzle him as a patriotic Nigerian?

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Politics / Re: Buhari's Govt Officials Covering Up Investigation Into Sahara Energy Fraud - SR by SleekAboki: 5:59am On Jun 18, 2016
This is the Sahara reporters I used to know.

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Business / Re: Warning From An Economist:go Sell Your Dollar Before Monday,20.6.2016 by SleekAboki: 5:55am On Jun 18, 2016
ISpiksDaTroof:
Look at the ones on this thread claiming they have thousands of Dollars...

The day I saw Abdullah, a cripple move a little from his sit,open a hidden spot from his sit and brought out volumes of liquids of Benjamins, I changed my perception never to underestimate .even a beggar on the streets.

$10,000 $15,000 and you doubting? Human beings of Nigeria now have strong rooms in their homes.

You should also learn to keep some dollars handy cos you can't predict Nigeria in the next six months.

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Politics / Re: Ex-militants Issue Oil Firms 14 Days To Quit Rivers Communities by SleekAboki: 10:40pm On Jun 17, 2016
Buhari should negotiate with the boys before this stuff gets totally out of control.
Celebrities / Re: May D And Fiancee, Carolina Wassmuth In Dubai (photos) by SleekAboki: 10:29am On Jun 17, 2016
Danfuster:
I swear...i have to be filthy rich, not just rich. If this dude can land dam like this..
That's a wrong perspective/motivation to chase paper.
Politics / Re: Breaking: The Man Behind MEND, Avengers And JNDLF Revealed by SleekAboki: 6:48am On Jun 17, 2016
Buhari government really insulted an underestimated the capabilities of government Tompolo. Tompolo has been the last man standing and keeper of peace in the Niger Delta.

After APC did all in their books to have tompolo as a party member which he rejected as was hounded with festus Keyamo in the guise of fighting corruption.

it has now gotten to the level where it's either the government obliterate tompolo from the surface of the earth or negotiate with him so that peace and crude oil can flow unhindered.

If we had refined thoughtful leaders, all this wahala were practically avoidable.

Let's wait and see the magic buhari brings from his sojourn in the UK.
Travel / Re: I Need Help With Information About Moving To GHANA by SleekAboki: 6:07am On Jun 17, 2016
evy1:
Very very expensive.
Expensive is relative. Accra always have something for your pocket.

As a capital city, it's expected that real estate will soar. but I promise you are getting value for money.

Food is cheap.

security okay.

Police force-responsive but prone to collect gifts to soft pedal. Got caught in the red light around east legon and got chased down by one on power bike.

Was in a rush to an appointment so had to persuade the officer and then thank him for his understanding.

I take lots of things for granted in all my journeys and only gets appreciative once I'm back in Naija and experiences her 'uniqueness'

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Travel / Re: I Need Help With Information About Moving To GHANA by SleekAboki: 5:52am On Jun 17, 2016
Venzal:
Thanks for the info and input. I know why you are skeptical about my going there. What I do can get me paid anywhere in the world. Even if every other fails, Fiverr is one of my sources of income. It brings in at least $1k every month. Are you saying that will not be enough to live in peace and comfortably in Accra (which I think your 'fear' stems from)
You would feel at home in GH once you have steady inflow of liquid. I always feel at home in any part of Africa I so decide to experience.

I wonder what you still doing in Naija up till this moment?

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Celebrities / Re: Groom Cries At His Wedding Leaving His Guest In Tears by SleekAboki: 10:36am On Jun 16, 2016
Starlet50:
**WTF** Dat guy is suffering frm inferiority complex....
You only need to wear his shoes and walk a mile to understand what it really meant for him.

I think the gentleman clinched a fantastic deal and couldn't contain his excitement.

The gentleman will explode under 60 seconds once they get to the hotel room.

The lady looks poised and with grace. I trust she has a good heart to take care of the gentleman sweet transparent soul.
Celebrities / Re: Genevieve Nnaji Has Paid Me The N18,000 - Young Man (See What Happened by SleekAboki: 9:48am On Jun 16, 2016
The shop should auction the returned dress from Genny. It would fetch good money when offered to genny sworn enemies or crazy fans.
Celebrities / Re: Korede Bello's Girlfriend, Azaria, Has A Daughter, Loves Nigeria And Ghana by SleekAboki: 9:39am On Jun 16, 2016
Don jazzy genes are written all over those cute kids.
Celebrities / Re: Korede Bello's Girlfriend, Azaria, Has A Daughter, Loves Nigeria And Ghana by SleekAboki: 9:37am On Jun 16, 2016
henrydadon:
N.a. lack of job dey worry am
Must everyone be a farmer or coperate slave to exist?
Celebrities / Re: Korede Bello's Girlfriend, Azaria, Has A Daughter, Loves Nigeria And Ghana by SleekAboki: 9:35am On Jun 16, 2016
OgaTheTop2:
Aproko no get shame and levels in Nigeria.. Useless people won't mind their businesses.
If everyone minds their businesses, there won't be anything called show biz.
Celebrities / Re: Korede Bello's Girlfriend, Azaria, Has A Daughter, Loves Nigeria And Ghana by SleekAboki: 9:33am On Jun 16, 2016
TruePass:
Op u are so so jobless.Get a life!
All of us can't be working 9-4. Some came to this life with open cheque.
Politics / Re: Aso Villa Guards Grumble Over Unpaid Allowance by SleekAboki: 11:45am On Jun 15, 2016
The zombies be like. 'those were the wailers that fed fat on our yams under Jonathan watch and must structurally adjust their stomachs austerity wise like buhari body frame that survives on 10 Naira sachet Milo or they would be sacked'

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Politics / Re: Senator Shehu Sani Bombs Chibuike Amaechi!!!!!!! by SleekAboki: 9:44am On Jun 15, 2016
Oz4realsss:

You mean to say Rivers' money. I concur.
Even the international community agrees with Nigerians that the greatest lizard from Ubima was handed ministerial portfolio as ROI he made towards buhari elections with rivers state money.

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Politics / Re: Senator Shehu Sani Bombs Chibuike Amaechi!!!!!!! by SleekAboki: 9:09am On Jun 15, 2016
The Great lizard of Ubima that 'delivered'rivers state to buhari has again been given a brutal knockout from the dogged sani.

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Politics / Re: BREAKING: Buhari Presidency Moves To Arrest CAN President, Ayo Oritsejafor by SleekAboki: 6:51pm On Jun 14, 2016
Ayo is a gangster with known ties with militants. He might prove a lil dangerous for buhari to chew.

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Education / Re: Osun Students Appear In Church Garments by SleekAboki: 11:13am On Jun 14, 2016
Comedy of the state of osun.

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Celebrities / Re: Kemi Olunloyo & Dayo Amusa Fight Dirt 4 Calling Dayo Prostitute Dating Ritualist by SleekAboki: 9:19am On Jun 14, 2016
Kemi needs urgent help.She should remember how she desperately pleaded with immigration officers about how unsafe Nigeria is and how she will be killed.

The immigration officers were having non of her bullshits so bundled her back to Africa on her birthday suit without her children.

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Politics / Re: Kachikwu Vs Amaechi At Town Hall Meeting In Akwa Ibom (Video) by SleekAboki: 7:18am On Jun 14, 2016
Ameachi Mr "daz for land alone"

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