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Haydon1: I got cummulative of 55% nd stil de said I cant proceed. Abeg pple dat are successful shud let us no d cut off mark

bro i got a commulative of 52% bt didint make it 2 d next stage, though in abstract i didnt make up 2 50%. did u make up 2 5o% in each of ur tests?

slimyem: Dabur herbal toothpaste na hin worse pass!
Very unrealistic and dumb!
Crunching-bone competition in which the bride and groom turned out to be winners 'cuz they use herbal toothpaste..
Dumb!Dumb!Dumb!

Am wit u on dis 1. Apparently dey want us 2 marry jst bone crackin pple. "Babe i lv u can u crack dis chicken bone lemme c?"

bknight: All airtel ads are sickening to watch and one dat makes u puke is "he tell me say he go carry me go abroad.. .he nor tell me say I go swallow something. .he nor tell me say I go go jail. .he no tell me say I go old before .." Dat ad is SICK! SICK is it!! Whoever had dat idea for an advert shld be shot

C'mon, i tink dat ad was ok. D Msg was passd across even though it was in pidgin english. Any1 opposin it has got 2 b a drug trafficer +no offence+

ceceluv: God please help me ooooo my blood dey rise ooooooo ve been having sleeples night all because of dis NAF thing na wa oooooo

Babe u jst wan kill urself, u beta relax by goin 2 ur bf hse.
FYI, jst 15 names from ur states wil b shrtlistd so u c d parole no b here u nid lak a general, rear admiral or air vice marshal 2 back u up.
So no put ur eggs 4 NAF basket abeg

emrino: The sale is still on. I think the faith of sm1 who bought on the 30th of April is same as sm1 who wld buy on 30th May (cos it's obviously try ur luck, if u had an insider he/she'd hav been beeter informed of the sale). Rest asssured though who sayeth and it cometh to pass if the Lord commandeth it not...Faith.

Aiit, fanks boss. U do knw u r d bestest ryt?

emrino: The sale is still on. I think the faith of sm1 who bought on the 30th of April is same as sm1 who wld buy on 30th May (cos it's obviously try ur luck, if u had an insider he/she'd hav been beeter informed of the sale). Rest asssured though who sayeth and it cometh to pass if the Lord commandeth it not...Faith.

Aiit, fanks boss. U do knw u r d bestest ryt?

damilarelr: Guys take it easy, Dragnet is a well-organised recruiting agent. Everyone gets a different date and a different time..mine is slated for May 31, others' will be different. Just make sure your phone is working and you check your email at least twice daily (when you wake up and when you want to sleep). However, all those who drop their email address should check their mailbox. I have sent a study pack of the likely questions. Mind you, for each section you have 17 minutes to solve 20 questions..meaning that your full concentration is needed to respond well. Meanwhile, the Verbal reasoning requires two answers per question, the two must be correct or else you miss the mark for that question. Go to the venue fully prepared, be in good state of mind and health. You might not need calculator because of the little time. Good luck!

Ma chairman i totally appreciate dis study pack God wil send u ur own helpa IJN takia

Peeps ma friend in abj jst got ha invite 4 d test on d 2nd of june. Am in lag, has any 1 goten theirs?

Guys a friend in abj jst kalld mi sayin she got msg 4 ha test on d 2nd of june. Am in lasgidi and am yet 2 get mine. Has any1 in lag goten his/hers?

chiborado: Pls house, anybody knows if the application is still on or closed?
Will appreciate a response.

Thanks.

A friend wants 2 buy on monday, shud he? Or dis wud b tantamount 2 wastin 2k5?

Nzomiwu7: sleeky8,u don come again.B/4 nko for security reasons oh my broda b/4 bomb go explode on my phone.lwkmdh

Bros i hear u

Nzomiwu7: I think u should identify ursef first

Bros u dey fear boko haram? Nobody wan die bt dey wan......... Lmao

Gudluck +witout joelantern o+ 2 dose of u dat wrote pz test, abeg giv us tips. Hw many q and hw lng was d test

Wen 9jerians go get d mind try a stunt lak dis i wonder?
All our politicians and i mean evry corrupt, good 4 nothing, useless, fellows deserve a vry gud beat down.

aribolseg: @sleeky re u really sure the invite was for flourmill?. Pls recheck nd confirm to d house..... Dragnet couldn't have possibly slated tests for 2 different coy Same day nd venue when majority of us are writing both. I'm sure uve mixed it up. Or who else received Flour Mill's test invite for 23rd??

Ma bad, am sowi house for givin u hypertension nt ma intention.
I googled GSE, clickd on test centers and saw d same venues as d 1s FMN listd for us 2 choose 4rm 4getin dat dragnet also recruits 4 oda companies. I totally apologise +embarassd+
Long and short of dis story is dat d test on d 23rd is 4 pz cussons and NOT Fmn.
Big kudos to pz sha brought out job offer, did accessment test and conductd aptitude test in a mnth wetin Fmn dey wait 4?

aribolseg: Bros re u really sure. The invite I received for 23rd was for PZ oooo

Eyaa u wud hav 2 draw up a scale of preference on dis 1. Cheers

onyirockz: @sleky who told u d date, d 2 msgs I got didn't hv test date

Bro Google Graduate standardised examination check exams center and u wil get all d info u nid

Ma NL peeps, d aptitude test wil hold on 23rd of may.Its gonna b on graduate standardised examination, We shal b testd on verbal reasonin, numerical analysis and abstract test.
Gud luck y'all +nt d president o+

eemmyyy: this thread was made for reputable young men and women who seeks for info on how to qualify to serve thier father's land but the likes of Vestolo, greyfish and sleezy have turned it to a page of abusers. u guys ought to start ur own thread and let ur likes continu in ur sarcasm... mtcheewww

Anoda man mad, ma God how do dese pple get access 2 fones anyhw? +wondering+
I aint gay, so neva u say ma name eva again +gay u r, gay u wil always b+

greyfish: you are fit to be called a clown. Very funny lol. Firstly, if you see who you are talking to you will realize that you are not fit to clean my shoes or feed my dogs. You always had to stick your mouth where it doesn't belong. Anyway i'd be praying that you'd be the fourth person in your area to get it ok. Joblessness is seriously affecting your thinking faculty. I might employ you as my security guard later. Lol. Goat brain. Your preference is your business as mine is for me ok. Learn to know where to put your smelling mouth. Ode. Anyway, you could please reply but i won't respond cop i've already put myself low replying mindless you. Continue fooling yourself ok. How long have you been in the job market? Multiply it by 4 thats how long you will still have to go with your weak mentality. Mumu. It's not your fault sha, i blame the country. And finally, i would suggest that you are very dull because postgraduate program is done in a university not a polytechnic ok! Now you can thank me for this info that even my 5 year old cousin knows. Lol. Dullard. Sleek fool.

Mad man u c y i typd ur brain aint workin? Firstly, u want mi 2 b in d airforce den am ur shoe shiner? +hw did u even cum bout dis eludes mi, which officer hav u seen shinin shoes?+
Secondly, u pray 4 ma success in d military and turn around 2 say i wud b unemployd +i guess ur brain is 2 igbo filld 2 make logical arguements+
Thirdly, i notice u "lol" at d end of evry statement, i'll bet ur hands and eyes r twitchin 2 +beta go 2 yaba left 4 immidate cure+.
And lastly, duh! D point i was makin is dat ur so calld doctorate is in a polythenic, hence its nt a doctorate more lak u r studyin 4 an o.n.d. Gerrit nw or shud i type in pidgin english? + i totally pity dat ur 5yr old cuzn, wat does d future hold 4 him wen he is relatd 2 a retard smh+
SERIOUSLY TYPIN UR VILLAGE NID THEIR IDIOT PLS GO BACK.
2 busy 2 respond or d owner of d fone is nearby?
N.B next tyme u kall ma name witout addressin mi as Masta i wil slap d taste buds outa ur mouth idiat

greyfish: you are fit to be called a clown. Very funny lol. Firstly, if you see who you are talking to you will realize that you are not fit to clean my shoes or feed my dogs. You always had to stick your mouth where it doesn't belong. Anyway i'd be praying that you'd be the fourth person in your area to get it ok. Joblessness is seriously affecting your thinking faculty. I might employ you as my security guard later. Lol. Goat brain. Your preference is your business as mine is for me ok. Learn to know where to put your smelling mouth. Ode. Anyway, you could please reply but i won't respond cop i've already put myself low replying mindless you. Continue fooling yourself ok. How long have you been in the job market? Multiply it by 4 thats how long you will still have to go with your weak mentality. Mumu. It's not your fault sha, i blame the country. And finally, i would suggest that you are very dull because postgraduate program is done in a university not a polytechnic ok! Now you can thank me for this info that even my 5 year old cousin knows. Lol. Dullard. Sleek fool.

Mad man u c y i typd ur brain aint workin? Firstly, u want mi 2 b in d airforce den am ur shoe shiner? +hw did u even cum bout dis eludes mi, which officer hav u seen shinin shoes?+
Secondly, u pray 4 ma success in d military and turn around 2 say i wud b unemployd +i guess ur brain is 2 igbo filld 2 make logical arguements+
Thirdly, i notice u "lol" at d end of evry statement, i'll bet ur hands and eyes r twitchin 2 +beta go 2 yaba left 4 immidate cure+.
And lastly, duh! D point i was makin is dat ur so calld doctorate is in a polythenic, hence its nt a doctorate more lak u r studyin 4 an o.n.d. Gerrit nw or shud i type in pidgin english? + i totally pity dat ur 5yr old cuzn, wat does d future hold 4 him wen he is relatd 2 a retard smh+
SERIOUSLY TYPIN UR VILLAGE NID THEIR IDIOT PLS GO BACK.
2 busy 2 respond or d owner of d fone is nearby?

greyfish: lol! Very funny! I have never ever written any of their tests. Anyway, the postgraduate stuff is a sure thing only giving myself an edge in life. Keep applying ok. And your statement already suggests who the real mother fucker is. Keep applying ok? You might just be the next person in your area. Lol. Better do something to advance yourself in life. Ediot.

It took u a wk 2 reply and type dis shit? Wait was it dat u were lukin 4 d dictionary or studyin 4 ur doctorate?
U typd bout givin ur self an edge i advise u start by gettin a nu brain cus obviously dis 1 aint workin.
And ur praya was kul though, cus amma b d next flyin office 4rm ma area +note ma name and check it wen d list cums out+
FYI, it aint kalld a doctorate wen its done in a polythenic, d word is O.n.d. Nw u knw ryt? +Tank mi lata+

Pls any 1 wit dragnet study pack should pls send to ma inbox talk2sleeky@yahoo.com. I wud b eternally grateful tanks in advance. Cheers

I jst got d msg nw bt witout d i.d or password or even website. Abeg hw do i pick a center nw?