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LiteratureRe: Ghost-full by Slickest(op): 6:49pm On Mar 23, 2013
Episode 4:
I was beginning to smell the coffee,though I was finding it hard to understand the scenario."I was in pain,hen hen...I woke up and it was gone,that's mysterious..." I whispered to myself .I stood up firmly as I rubbed my left hand on my face,abruptly the bulb in my room came on, but the vibe of the residence to grace the event was absent "UP NEPA".I felt something wrong,I decided to call the agent but the knock on my door hindered my action,"who is it?" I asked as I opened slowly in a way only my face would be exposed to the stranger knocking,it was the agent,surprisingly I said "I was about calling you sir","well here I am" he said .I explained the weird activities going on in the house and he told me my mind was playing tricks on me."Let me introduce you to the rest of the occupants" he suggested,I gladly accepted .We stepped out(as I forced my head in to my white shirt),we started from the right (the last room beside mine).He knocked and a deep response from inside said "caretaker,good morning","sycko,your neighbour say Im wan greet you" the agent said,"I busy now,may be later"he replied."No mess with am oo,na 1 unpredictable phan..."he whispered in my hear as his voice fainted away .We proceeded to the one opposite sycko's room but I paid less attention to the formalities."Could I be hallucinating"I thought to myself.We were done,"I think I have done my part now"he said,I nodded to acknowledge. It was a beautiful morning and the thought of making something out of it was becoming impossible because the agent did not pay attention to the paranormal activities I explained going on,and his reply was not that convincing, "they're too real to be hallucinations, am not crazy,,,I no what I saw..." as I convinced myself and returned to my room.

"Knock Knock",the sound on my door was so heavy it could bring it down,I was preparing to set out to watch manchester united vs tottenham.It was some minutes to twelve with the match starting by 12:30pm,after that was Liverpool vs Chelsea,we cal this kind of set up a super sunday.I shouted from where I stood and asked "who'z dat" and a deep voice from outside escaped through my weak door,"na me Chinedu wey caretaker dey cal sycko", now a sign of relief took over my system as I walked to the door to open for my first neighbour nice enough to show himself.I carefully opened the lock with my face facing the ground and gradually opened the door,I looked up slowly cause I don't need to be told the man standing in front of me is almost a giant,I continued lifting my face towards his and I screamed,the sight of the horror on his face was so scary,I just had to scream,"haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!" .
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LiteratureRe: Ghost-full by Slickest(op): 6:46pm On Mar 23, 2013
repogirl: wetin happen nao? i like the comedic mystery, please continue, aside from a few errors, the story is intriguing, I want to know the story behind that house.
Ryt away mam...
Nairaland GeneralRe: Is Playing Baba Ijebu. Right Or Wrong? by Slickest(m): 2:16pm On Mar 20, 2013
If ur lucky winnin 10milla 2wice,it ain a crime...perhaps who furckkin cares if its ryt or wrong
Music/RadioRe: TerryG, Samklef, SlizzyE Turn ‘Cele Pastors’ (Photos) by Slickest(m): 11:24pm On Mar 15, 2013
Abeg...al in d name of blowin again u disrespect d identity of some pplz belief...thou I don't belong to d religion buh smthn sacred should be treated wit respect....nawaooo!
CelebritiesRe: Jim Iyke Starts Shooting 'Unscripted' Reality Show (Pictures) by Slickest(m): 8:54am On Mar 15, 2013
merciie: copy cat! soon aki n pawpaw will have their own reality show!

I'd definately love to see "annie n tuface" in a "reality show"
with all d drama, groupies and baby mamas
Me will lyk 2 watch baba suwes reality show
CelebritiesRe: Eku Edewor At AMVCA: Hot Or Not? by Slickest(m): 11:36am On Mar 13, 2013
Mk sense buh as a capone I don't do bones...xcess mk up,9z smile,glowy lipstick,buh don't rhym(4me oo)...9z stature but nt sexy...9z smile buh bone-full....
NYSCRe: NYSC To Be Extended To 2 Years? by Slickest(m): 11:26am On Mar 13, 2013
Complaints on d year program sef is still in progress,many gat plans 4 dat 1yr service..addin anoda is lyk wasting tym and moreover. Can d feds cater 4 hundreds of thousands fir 2yrs?
FamilyRe: Describe Your Mom In One Word by Slickest(m): 10:36am On Mar 10, 2013
Donsammi: one word cant describe my mum... Like if u aqree
I'll av to love it!
PoliticsRe: Explosions In Borno After Jonathan's Visit by Slickest(m): 10:14pm On Mar 08, 2013
omiobo: angry
Mofos........u missed
PoliticsRe: Atiku Donates N1.5M To Journalist With Kidney Problem by Slickest(m): 9:34am On Mar 05, 2013
thank you atiku but u no fit chop president
LiteratureRe: Ghost-full by Slickest(op):
Episode 3:
The ominous scream from the back of the house brought fear in me,I ruShed down to the backyard where and saw the well opened,I looked in and saw the water in it move forcefully like something real big was thrown in.I closed the well with my trembling hand,I looked around with aggravated distress,my heart beating so hard I could hear it,I felt insecured,I felt alone,I was afraid.I summoned courage and walked back to the passage,slowly a hand holdind a glass plate filled with rice and something I wasn't paying attention to due to the unstable condition of my system stretched out of the room opposite mine and said "na hin d dis".With so much on my mind,an unknown woman offers me rice and just like that I take it?"I don't think so" I thought.I ignored it like I never saw it,walked back in to my room and locked my door.I simpered at my shadow reflected by the bulb onthe ceiling,a smile of expectation,pain and horror that am about to face for not eating anything.I jumped on my bed and slightly closed my eyes,I raised my wrist to check the time "9:50" I whispered with fear still having a better part of me.
Suddenly a pinch in my belly woke me up from my shallow slumber,I raised my wrist again and it was 12:34 this time,I still had my clothes on,I managed to stand up because the pinch just notified me of what is to come.I pulled off my shirt and removed my jean leaving me with my black boxershorts,I gently descended on my bed and laid on my stomach.The pain exasperated as the seconds ticked.I was in pain,my vision became blur and I began to loose consciousness,I could hear my voice groan as I rolled from right to left of my bed holding my stomach.I had nothing I could use to make my situation tranquil,I hopelessly rolled on the floor.I felt a tender touch and heard a faint voice saying "its okay".
I opened my eyes and it was morning,I saw a sachet of peak milk beside me and 1 of my green plastic cup with a spoon in it,a pack of pure water with name "Teju pure water" written on it.I could swear I saw someone,quickly I checked my door but the lock was opened,I could swear I locked it,I could swear I heard a voice,I could swear someone was here...



Please I'll lyk ur comments for a boost..
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LiteratureRe: Ghost-full by Slickest(op): 7:53am On Mar 04, 2013
repogirl: When's d next update? I'm following.......
Tanx 4 readin...ryt away iz d next update!
PoliticsRe: Nigeria Lacks Good Leaders – OBJ by Slickest(m): 6:00pm On Mar 03, 2013
See whoz talking! *
Hisses and goes 2d toilet*
PoliticsRe: Fashola Blames Okada For Damoche’s Murder by Slickest(m): 10:02am On Mar 02, 2013
pekelepekele: Kai this our Fashola don start again Okada or no Okada person no go use 1 day pass the day he will die and why not blame it on Cultism that would have sound better
Beta tok jare! U wan make dem drop am abi,na okada I'm go blame nw!
Well,this is just not a criteria for ppl to support his ban...weak political strategy...me blame obama 4im death sha... grin
LiteratureRe: Ghost-full by Slickest(op): 9:42am On Mar 02, 2013
Episode 2:
"Ama bachelor making ma dough,omo malo sheshekushe malo fumble..." Those were the lyrics dashing out of my mouth (like I wrote the piece for d'banj)as I calmly folded my pencil jeans to be aligned in the bag containing my belongings.Silently,Peter walks in,"ah ah,u dey travel and you tell me guy" he frowned as he accused me,I replied swiftly "I just collect house ni jare",he shook his and said "na waooo" depicting my act of ignoring him on my move.I wasn't moved,just briefed him it was an urgent one(no time),"so where the place dey?" He inquired,"around dar jumobi syd" I replied,"notin do u sha" he concluded.I was set to go,took the receipt laying on the bed and deeped in my left back pocket,"I go holla u" I said without looking at peter,I walked away like he never did me any good.
I approached the house that caused my ungrateful act towards peter ,but that wasn't on my mind.I walked through the passage but the silence in the house got me thinking (where every body go?).I opened my apartment and inhaled the breath of freedom,my standing fan on the left side of the room kept rotating(I got a matress,a fan and a rug earlier that day) and blowing some air of relief.I dragged my bag in and shut the door behind me.

Its 7:45pm, on my bed giving my utmost attention to my blackberry,suddenly that shrilling sound of the child escaped in the atmosphere,I peeped through my door and saw the kid run out of the passage,then I wondered why a sound could be so stereotyped,"that child must be talented" I thought.Back on my bed,then I realised the rumble in my tommy,I decided to take my bath then find something to eat.Grabbed a bucket and wrapped my towel round my neck,I swept to the well right behind the house.This was the first time I saw the back of the house,the land beyond was so vacant and filled with stumps,some parts of the jungle was still upright,it was obvious there wasn't a soul in there.The silence that reigned was becoming scary,I could hear the movement of the breeze and its twirl around me.It occured to me that my house was the 3rd house and the only house onthe left side of the street.The street has only 3 houses,2 on the right but their distance to my abode was more than a hundred metre,my house was so alone on this end of the street.I picked up my bucket full of water and turned around for the bathroom,a woman was standing at the entrance of the passage with a spoon in her left hand,it was hard to see her face because the light was reflecting behind her."Good evening!" I said but she did not reply,"we dey sell food oo,if you wan buy",I was shocked,"how did she know about my hunger state.well,no right thinking human will eat that sort of food"I said silently in my thought.I walked in to the bathroom and took my bath quickly,dashed in to the room and closed my door.I was on my blue jean and a white shirt I got from a girl called Dami,we had something going but her weird ways got me thinking,until the news that she was a witch circulated and that I was her next victim.For my dear life I ran and took refuge with peter.That thought just ran through my mind like mark steel on goin turbo.I walked out of the house to see what I could find but the darkness that claimed the whole place sent me back inside.It was so dark I din't even know which way to go less a place to eat.As an ulcer patient I needed to feed if I did not want to keep turning on my bed in pain till dawn.The weird woman became my last hope,but I never recalled her room besides she's the only person I have seen in this house,I walked back to the passage and saw the door opposite my room opened,"u don ready" she asked,I became scared,then suddenly I heard a scream from the back of the house,it was so loud,it was like it came from the well...
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LiteratureGhost-full by Slickest(op): 1:00am On Mar 01, 2013
Its another friday evening,a day every average working Nigerian cherishes;its two known packages of saturdays and sundays,and the excitement of the premiership matches lined up.For me its nothing to be excited about,my name is Rasheed and I worked for Nestle as a factory supervisor.I make good pay(50k) monthly,compared to my job,the pay is good.I stayed with my friend some where in Mowe outskirts,but honestly speaking its just not comfortable.I wake up 4:30am mondays to friday,sleep in a mosque on friday nights and complete my weekend nap in a church on saturday nights,all because of Peter's girlfriend,Lola.She visits during the weekend,making Peter's weekend and ruining mine.
Enroute home as usual on my worse day,I decided to take a shortcut home to take maximum rest before the arrival of our lady.I came across this small structure,looked abandoned but could feel the presence of someone in it,I got more interested when I noticed a sign board inside the little buildig with inscription "1 room apartment".I walked in slowly but there was no one inside "Good evening oo" I altered,suddenly a fat,short and bald man on shades replied behind me "good evening! What do you want".I inquired about the apartment on the board and he said it was for rent.I made my intentions known right away and he said "when you are ready I am".While standing I made my rational thinking and viewed my account balace based on my last withdrawal(I had N94,300 in my savings account).He said well "Let's go check the house out".
It was about 7:45pm when we got to the house,the strange looks people on the street gave me was what baffled me,but my overjoyous state made me ignore them quickly;joy of not sleeping on the mat on friday nights and chairs on saturday nights.On walking in,we were welcomed with the shrilling cry of a little boy running,it came to me it was a face-me-i-face-you house.I compensated myself wit comforting words like "this is just the start,atleast its me alone,aweh gbagbe oshi".We walked through the passage of 8 doors opposite eachother,4 on each side.He took me to the 3rd room on the right,opened it and said "here we are!".I looked into the cube room and nodded my head in approval.We bergained on the rent and agreed 50k per annum,it was affordable for me.He asked when I"ll lyk to move in nd I told him "this weekend".I promised to pay the next day but unaware of the horror I was walking in to...
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CelebritiesRe: Ngozi Nwosu Off To The UK For Treatment by Slickest(m): 9:47am On Feb 27, 2013
Delafruita: by whose stripes?why dont u just ask her to sit back in her room and wait for some freaking stripes
Ar u dat ignorant! Must u b aggressive in ur quote?
Ngozi,save procedure jare
SportsRe: Chichi Igbo, A Lesbian Footballer In Denmark by Slickest(m): 9:31pm On Feb 25, 2013
omo dis 1 go kill man....wo[s][/s]man
EducationRe: Uniabuja Needs Help!!! by Slickest(m): 8:17am On Feb 23, 2013
nina myers: unfortunately for me i had to take up my final yr 2nd semester courses cos i had to drop a semester due to child birth, my mates currently serving so i'm stuck, i'm really praying. *fingers crossed*
It will al turn out well...u started it,u'll end it.howz d kid doin? grin
IslamRe: Reflecting On The Miraculous Signs Of Allah by Slickest(m): 6:13pm On Feb 22, 2013
Mavor: You are just abusing your moderator rights by flodding Nairaland frontpage with Islamic thread. Why not go to a religious forum. Wonder what Nairaland is turning into these days. Another alternative is highly needed.
Ur partially right though!....but if pixz of davido watching channel o could make a front page I don't see anythin wrong in this,itz takin us on a walk from ignoranz....buh we ar al entitld 2 diffrnt opinionz sha
CrimeRe: Laspotech Girl Beaten To Death By Boyfriend. by Slickest(m): 5:50pm On Feb 22, 2013
Nd there goes the hope of a family 2an early grave al in d name of perseverin d aggression of a love one.....rip
IslamRe: Ensuring Zero Tolerance For Any Type Of Extremism by Slickest(m): 2:04pm On Feb 21, 2013
I hope those that sees extremism as a way of pleasin Allah(SWT)have a change of thought.tanx op 4 diz 1.
CelebritiesRe: Kim Kardashian Is In Nigeria! (Lagos) by Slickest(m): 11:45pm On Feb 16, 2013
Osyxcel: wanna say more? Or is dat all U've got?
Wen no b say na diss...na just career advise..sinz shez ur mentor...
CelebritiesRe: Kim Kardashian Is In Nigeria! (Lagos) by Slickest(m): 11:38pm On Feb 16, 2013
UP SUPER EAGLES
CelebritiesRe: Kim Kardashian Is In Nigeria! (Lagos) by Slickest(m): 11:09pm On Feb 16, 2013
Osyxcel: Abeg make Una free Kim jare....

If only ppl can think....Kim's presence in Nigeria will draw attention of the world to Nigeria....if she has a fantastic experience, she wud av succeded in enhancing the reputation of Nigeria among the international community.

Ppl callin' her all sort of names I smh 4 U all....is she d 1st 2 make a sex tape or is she gon' b d last? Most ppl (including Nigerians) make sextapes dat get leaked for fun, she turned hers into money....dat kicked start her fame, I haven't heard of anoda sextape afta dat....pls free d gal, U lot ar no better.
Abi ooo..u also can kick start ur career by placin ur nude pixiz on bill boardz den visit people in Somalia..
CelebritiesRe: Kim Kardashian Is In Nigeria! (Lagos) by Slickest(m): 10:53pm On Feb 16, 2013
uihebom: i dey tell you, poor people are taking over Nigeria like HIV.
Let's see how her visit improve ur standard of livin..
CelebritiesRe: Kim Kardashian Is In Nigeria! (Lagos) by Slickest(m): 10:51pm On Feb 16, 2013
shey e go add subsidy 4 fuel or make jonathan loose nxt election? I neva sabi az e take concyn naija parole
CelebritiesRe: Goldie Died Of Drugs - P.M News: Could This Be True? by Slickest(m): 6:30pm On Feb 15, 2013
all in the name of making evenin sales u publish unconfirmed news 2d public...so unprofessional!...
RomanceRe: Valentine Gifts You Wont Give To Your Girlfriend by Slickest(m): 1:49pm On Feb 08, 2013
~vicky~:
but i love teddy bears embarassed
Az old az u ar?...
Christianity EtcRe: AZONTO Is A Dancing Style From HELL by Slickest(m): 4:07pm On Jan 28, 2013
Ur sick....honestly
PoliticsRe: Chime Has Thyroid Cancer - SaharaReporters by Slickest(m): 7:40am On Jan 26, 2013
Baby mama: Nna na wa o
Didn't they say it was accumulated leave?
All this hiding,what for?
They should tell the truth,Nigerians are so secretive it's not even funny
People don't declare their real ages,some don't even go by their real names,
You see a sick person and say sister how far?,she will answer "we thank God"
You stand waiting to hear more but that phrase " we thank God" has covered every explanation.
Is she still sick?
Is she healed?
Is she cured?
Responding to treatment.?
Is she dying?
Has the doctor given up?
Should we pray?

The answer once again is " we thank God"
We al believ exposin our present status or state will do more harm,so. In deep thoughts secrecy is d solution...eg,chime's health state is bein publicised nd some ar already wishin him dead by writin RIP
BusinessRe: Excuses That Keeps Us From Becoming Successful by Slickest(m): 8:07am On Jan 22, 2013
991: 1. It is very difficult ---- of course it's very difficult to make it without believing in myself.

2. I am too young or too old to go for it ----- of course am too young to lose hope on becoming a billionaire.

3. Nobody takes me seriously or I have been rejected ----- of course nobody takes me serious but who cares, am doing great in my business

4. I am not that much educated ----- of course am not that educated but my business is fetching me money more than the educated ones.

5. I don’t know how ----- of course i don't know how but i employed an expert to do some works for me.

6. I don’t have time ---- of course i don't have time, am busy with my business making money

7. He/she is responsible for my failure ---- of course she was, but nevertheless i dumped her and moved on.

8. It is very risky ----- of course it could be very risky to jump down from mainland bridge for 10k

9. What if/could/would ---- of course what if am going to lose a huge amount, well let me invest little for a start

10. The idea is not perfect or might not work. ----of course the idea of killing for money is not perfect and might not work, so let me stick with my importation business because am making millions annually.

@ OP, now tell me how am a failure??
Ur talkin off point

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