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Crime / Re: Wael Jerro: Lebanese Arrested For Offering To Sell Trafficked Nigerian Girl by slickyb(f): 1:08pm On Apr 23, 2020
Thank Goodness
Politics / Re: Details Of Money Released For 2016 Budget By FG by slickyb(f): 9:07am On Nov 12, 2016
kenonze:
I tot them say PMB allocated 2 billion for kitchen?

Funny girl
Politics / Re: APC Set To ‘poach’ PDP Members, Woo Sheriff’s Faction by slickyb(f): 9:06am On Nov 12, 2016
HCF:
It is official-APC is not different from PDP; Both are groups of self-centered people!!!

You can say that again
Politics / Re: APC Set To ‘poach’ PDP Members, Woo Sheriff’s Faction by slickyb(f): 9:05am On Nov 12, 2016
What is the need, because APC is PDP from another angle.

I hope you guys understand.
TV/Movies / Re: Lekki Wives: A Must Watch Drama Series by slickyb(f): 9:15am On Feb 10, 2016
Love it
Jokes Etc / Re: Mazi Moses Nwafor Dividing The Lagos Lagoon For Igbos (Pics) by slickyb(f): 11:05am On Apr 11, 2015
shizzleStar:
lwkmd....grin IGBO, my pride!

Chukwu Gozie umu Igbo. cheesygrin
Gozie kwa gú cheesygrin

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Family / Re: If You Use These Back Then And You Are Still Single, What's Happening? by slickyb(f): 9:54am On Apr 10, 2015
Sile12:
6. Did you spend any of these?
wow! cool stuff, never knew there was a N1 note shocked
Romance / Re: Ladies, Your Man Slapped You During Courtship: Will You Go On? by slickyb(f): 9:19am On Apr 10, 2015
dearpreye:


Thanks for your comment. It's absurd how she still chose to continue despite all these red flags....It's her choice!
my dear what can we do about it? finally she made her choice, i just hope things turn out well for the couples... Hml in advance
Jokes Etc / Re: New Dress Code In Town All In The Name Of Change (photo) by slickyb(f): 9:07am On Apr 10, 2015
hehe... e no go easy oh
Crime / Re: Orekoya's Update: Nanny Demands N15M For Kidnapped Children by slickyb(f): 2:00am On Apr 10, 2015
what a wicked world, and to think that this cute little kids are held against there will just doesn't go well...may God keep them save and sound.
Politics / Re: Jonathan’s Wife Wants INEC To Rig Rivers’ Poll – Amaechi by slickyb(f): 1:35am On Apr 10, 2015
no be small thing oh, politics here and there... Odikwa egwu
Events / Re: Photos: Checkout The Design Of This Cake Which Looks Weird by slickyb(f): 1:27am On Apr 10, 2015
i wouldn't , i just wouldn't
Events / Re: Photos: Checkout The Design Of This Cake Which Looks Weird by slickyb(f): 1:19am On Apr 10, 2015
i would, i just wouldn't
Romance / Re: Ladies, Your Man Slapped You During Courtship: Will You Go On? by slickyb(f): 1:06am On Apr 10, 2015
this is some serious ish... she had better think it through. Marriage goes a long way compared to just courtship, if he's already hitting her now then i wonder what then happens afterwards. #saynotodomesticviolence
Health / Re: See The Consequences Of Female self-service by slickyb(f): 12:55am On Apr 10, 2015
chaii! no be here oh
Romance / Re: Ever Turned Down An Ugly Babe And Years Later, You Discover She Already An Angel by slickyb(f): 12:52am On Apr 10, 2015
tongue
Orijin101:
[b] chai! Oyindamola. . . . If i had known, i shouldn't have done that to you cry but anyway, it wasn't my fault coz even the goats, dogs and chickens in the hood can testify to your ugliness then.

3 years ago, this babe waz alwayz stalkin me, showin me green light as if her life depends on me but i alwayz ignore her! she even summoned courage to ask me out but i declined her with immediate effect, why? coz she waz not good looking, she gat no dress sense and too dark for my liking, i knew i broke her heart then but i waz still happy to have done that! and later we packed away from that hood.

Last year, things turned around, i visited the area during christmas period and i met Oyindamola, the babe is already endowed, see front shocked see back shocked the ugly dark girl i waz callin her before is now black and shine, i first asked her for a hug to be sure she is not makin use of boobs pad but the suppression of her _____ on my chest gat me speakin in tongue.

to cut the long story short, i collected her num and started makin advances towards her but na my close padi don dey explore the babe sef cry [/b]
smhfu... that could have been your future wifey oh, if only you stoped drinking this Orijin of a thing tongue
Orijin101:
[b] chai! Oyindamola. . . . If i had known, i shouldn't have done that to you cry but anyway, it wasn't my fault coz even the goats, dogs and chickens in the hood can testify to your ugliness then.

3 years ago, this babe waz alwayz stalkin me, showin me green light as if her life depends on me but i alwayz ignore her! she even summoned courage to ask me out but i declined her with immediate effect, why? coz she waz not good looking, she gat no dress sense and too dark for my liking, i knew i broke her heart then but i waz still happy to have done that! and later we packed away from that hood.

Last year, things turned around, i visited the area during christmas period and i met Oyindamola, the babe is already endowed, see front shocked see back shocked the ugly dark girl i waz callin her before is now black and shine, i first asked her for a hug to be sure she is not makin use of boobs pad but the suppression of her _____ on my chest gat me speakin in tongue.

to cut the long story short, i collected her num and started makin advances towards her but na my close padi don dey explore the babe sef cry [/b]

smhfu... that could have been your future wifey oh, if only you stoped drinking this Orijin of a thing
Food / Re: Health Benefits Of Ewedu by slickyb(f): 12:47am On Apr 10, 2015
oh whatever! not a fan of Ewedu
Politics / Re: 9ice Appointed Special Adviser To Oyo State Governor by slickyb(f): 12:44am On Apr 10, 2015
That's nice for Nice
Family / Re: My 2 Months Old Marriage Is Crashing - HELP ME by slickyb(f): 12:35am On Apr 10, 2015
omonnakoda:
You need to beat her.Now I am not talking about bating her for her bad behaviour and all that just come home and beat her for no reason. If she does not talk to you the next day beat her some more..
If you search your conscience and you cannot do this then I am sorry you are not the right match.Do mot let anyone deceive you with that modern man nonsense and for god's sake stop doing house chores.what is that?
Don't mistake me when I say beat,do not use your fists go out and get several durable canes and the next time she misbehaves give her full body head to toe trashing.Trash her until she confesses you are lord,show no mercy. Next beat her for no reason so she does not know what is coming I suggest at least 3 times a week but you an increase the dose depending on tolerance and response
beat her dude like seriously? smh
Family / Re: My 2 Months Old Marriage Is Crashing - HELP ME by slickyb(f): 12:31am On Apr 10, 2015
prayer is the key you know...
Crime / Re: Housewife Murders Husband In Enugu by slickyb(f): 11:51am On Mar 09, 2015
may his soul rest in peace

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Education / Re: Is It Okay For Female teacher To Dress Like This Go Class by slickyb(f): 8:19pm On Mar 08, 2015
There's nothing wrong with that
Politics / Re: 9ice Loses APC Primaries As Camp Reacts by slickyb(f): 6:07am On Dec 08, 2014
tyson99:
people are not 9ice to 9ice sorry bro back to the industreet!

u trying to be funny or wat. undecided
Travel / Re: 7 Types Of People You Meet On An Airplane by slickyb(f): 10:00pm On Dec 02, 2014
EbolaParasite:


I haven't eaten. Will you feed me?

why asking him for food?
Travel / Re: 7 Types Of People You Meet On An Airplane by slickyb(f): 9:54pm On Dec 02, 2014
stevecrun:
Amefrica,your father!!!LoL..Nos 4 and 7 got me rolling on the floor..

and you had to quote the whole write-up...smh
Travel / Re: 7 Types Of People You Meet On An Airplane by slickyb(f): 9:40pm On Dec 02, 2014
very funny piece, i laughedMAO...
Fashion / Re: Ladies: Share Pictures Of Your Natural Hair Here by slickyb(f): 7:46pm On Dec 02, 2014
dis is my natural hair *wink*

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Politics / Re: Muma Gee's Declaration In Rivers State ( Photos ) by slickyb(f): 6:52pm On Dec 02, 2014
POLITICS! hmmm...seems like its the fastest growing profession this days
Romance / Re: 10 Categories Of Girlfriends by slickyb(f): 6:00pm On Dec 02, 2014
nickz:
i'm free around people close to me sooo i don't understand
i find it annoying that someone would start crying over simple things like that
you want to also lie that you've never raised your voice at your parents before abi
its not like you slapped them or somefyn
nawah oh!!sadq

at some point we might have unknowingly raise our voice wen talking to our elders, but another tin is bringing it on social media...not kool dude
Romance / Re: 10 Categories Of Girlfriends by slickyb(f): 5:51pm On Dec 02, 2014
girls av suffer sha.











anyways lemme liv it to guys dat have girl friends












wink

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