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RomanceWhy Men Have No Business Being Married: An Objective Take by SlimCupid(op): 2:46pm On Jan 30, 2021
Okay before you bring out your nails and cross and a crown of thorns, kindly hear my gospel first.
Let's for a moment put aside what the Bible says. Or what culture, tradition and the society define as the right thing to do.
Why do women get married?
1. So society can get off their backs.
2. They can have their children in peace.
3. They obtain a man who would take care of their needs until they die.
4. The revered title of 'Mrs' becomes theirs to flaunt.
5. Insert your own reason here.
Why do men get married?
1. So society certifies them responsible men.
2. Because they're in love with this girl, and they'd do anything to make her happy.

I was watching a short video clip on a girl's WhatsApp status yesterday. Some pastor was talking about how a woman is a man's baby because she came out of his rib. Therefore, he must feed her, clothe her, shelter her etc for the rest of his life. I think we can all agree that food, shelter and clothing are the most basic needs of a human, without which death is likely to occur. So, a man is required to prop up a woman's life for as long as she lives. Okay. All well and good. But what does this man get in exchange for such a huge role he plays in the woman's life? I put this question to some girls on my timeline. Here are the answers I got.
1. Love
2. Sex
3. Children
4. Care
5. A helpmate
6. Peace of mind
7. Support
8. Other intangible stuff

I'm like, goshdarn I can get all these things without being married though man. Like, realistically, the only things a I can't get without a woman are sex and children. And I don't necessarily have to be married to obtain these things. Everything else on that list, I already have, or can get by myself. Peace of mind? Really? You're having a laugh.

The main criteria a woman needs to get married, this side of the world, is to find a man who can take care of her needs, and of course, her extended family's needs. This is despite being an able bodied human being with the same education as men, and existing in the same economic reality as these same men. This is why a woman would get pregnant for a man she's attracted to but who can't take care of her, and pin it on the man who can take care of her.

Say, a woman and her man earn 400k. The man is still expected to take care of 90% of the bills in most cases, which makes you wonder what they do with their money. The society would blackmail you into believing that you shouldn't eye a woman's money though, and that you should take responsibility as a man. Lol okay fine, but in exchange for what?

Perhaps there's something I am missing. So, local men, why did you get married/ why do you want to get married?

*carries cross and makes way to golgotha to be crucified
TravelRe: Canadian Student Visa Thread Part 17 by SlimCupid(m): 11:49pm On Nov 24, 2020
Dora14:
Thank you
Congrats Madame. Kindly reply email.
TravelRe: Canadian Student Visa Thread Part 17 by SlimCupid(m): 4:59pm On Nov 23, 2020
NairaLuck:
I know a family in Calgary, but yet to reply if I can use their basement for 2weeks. What do you think?
The only problem is landing in Ontario then traveling again to Alberta for quarantine then return to Ontario for studies.

E be as e get
Congrats on your approval bro. I sent you a mail in the morning. Kindly reply.
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by SlimCupid(m): 5:24pm On Dec 06, 2019
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RomanceRe: I Don't Know What My Problem Is With Men And Dating by SlimCupid(m): 12:25pm On Dec 03, 2019
Harlequeen:
Yes, yes and yes
I would like to buy you a drink. I find your lack of religious beliefs attractive, and it's the number one thing I look out for in a potential mate. I bet you're quite intelligent. Everyone has standards. Don't drop yours.
FamilyRe: This Baby Needs Your Help!!! (photo) by SlimCupid(m):
horhizah:
Good day nairalanders,
Baby Thierry-Henry Gbeja needs your help (VOTE) to win Cussons Baby of the Year competition.

All ye Arsenal fans, this is the time to prove your loyalty.
Please follow this link to vote and see Thierry on billboards

https://www.cussonsbaby.com.ng/campaign/cbm5/entry?id=384980#.Wp73n8m3IdI.whatsapp
CareerRe: Any HSE Professionals In The House? by SlimCupid(m): 9:52am On Oct 04, 2019
Don't be discouraged guys. I got my NEBOSH in 2016. I even failed one of the units at first, but I passed after applying for a remark. Then I got a job as an HSE Supervisor less than 3 months ago. What I did was, using Google, draw up a list of companies I'd like to work for, and touting my services to them. The HR of one of the companies recommended me for this job years later. That's my testimony. Keep the hope up my friends. Yours is coming.
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by SlimCupid(m): 5:31pm On Sep 30, 2019
horhizah:
It's a game jo. No need for bad blood
Hi there. I sent you a couple of mails these last few weeks. Kindly have a look. I'd appreciate it.
Christianity EtcRe: It's Better To Be An Atheist Than A Nigerian Christian Or Muslim - Man Says by SlimCupid(m): 5:53pm On May 22, 2019
CAPSLOCKED:
I WAS ONCE DITCHED BECAUSE I DIDN'T "BELIEVE IN ANYTHING".
IN HER WORDS, IT'S BETTER FOR ME TO BELIEVE IN SOMETHING AT LEAST, THAN FOR ME TO JUST STAY LIKE THAT.

SO I ASKED WOULD YOU PREFER I WERE A BELIEVER, A MUSLIM, THAT BELIEVES ALLAH DEMANDS THE DEATH OF INFIDELS LIKE YOU CHRISTIANS... INSTEAD OF MY CURRENT STATE OF BELIEVING THAT PEOPLE HAVE THE RIGHT TO LIVE, LOVE AND BE HAPPY?
SHE SAID YES, THAT AS LONG AS I BELIEVE IN "SOMETHING" NO MATTER WHAT IT IS, IT IS BETTER THAN BELIEVING IN NOTHING.

THIS GIRL AND MANY OTHER CHRISTIANS THAT HAVE SAID THE SAME THING TO ME IMPLY THAT TERRORIST MUSLIMS WHO BOMB THE WORLD MAKING IT UNLIVABLE, ARE BETTER THAN ME WHO CAN'T EVEN KILL A CHICKEN.

I THINK THAT WAS THE POINT I GAVE UP ON BELIEVERS ENTIRELY.
My man, I was you exactly a year ago. Babe broke up with me for the same reason, expressing the exact same sentiment. I wish I was born a million miles from this country.
HealthRe: Simple Ways To Gain Healthy Weight by SlimCupid(m):
Genetics might play a role here too. I'm 6 ft (180cm) tall, and I weigh 55 kg. This body of mine burns everything up like an ultra-high performance incinerator.
CelebritiesRe: Daddy Freeze: "My Born Again Aunt Told Me That Fela Was Evil" by SlimCupid(m): 11:48am On Jul 04, 2018
GlobalGisting:
All these over zealous church goers are so annoying. Why attack Fela's lifestyle? Why attack the messenger instead of his message? Many pastors are chronic womanizers and some even smoke weed in secret. The few whose secrets come to the open are treated as saints. "Don't judge a man of God" you hear them say yet you are here judging fela's lifestyle and his concubines. All of you are hypocrites of the highest order.
you nailed it my man. Nigerian 'religionists', both Christians and Muslims, are the most dangerously deluded set of humans on the planet. Where do you even start attempting to thaw up their rock solid hypocrisy?
CelebritiesRe: Daddy Freeze: "My Born Again Aunt Told Me That Fela Was Evil" by SlimCupid(m): 11:42am On Jul 04, 2018
Anigreat:
shocked





Giving freeze attention on social media, gives him multiple orgasm.

Well your aunty wasn't a born again
Because in christianity, born again dont judge, talkless of tagging someone evil.

All i could see here, as a child you were surrounded by stupid and useless people who talked reckless and that has affected you alot.

As i have always said, you've expired long long long time ago, no matter how hard you try to be relevant, you wont be!



God bless Fela kuti
the Irony. Just look how you, a model Christian, is not judging freeze at all by these comments. Imperfect freeze, imperfect humans, but the truth does not care.
CareerRe: 10 Things You Can Do To Advance Your Career To The Next Level by SlimCupid(m): 4:33pm On Jul 02, 2018
Good points OP, if you're not in Nigeria that is.
FashionRe: Plus-Sized Lady Shares Her Shocking Weight Loss Transformation In 5 Months (Pics by SlimCupid(m): 12:45am On Jun 12, 2018
jessca048:
gaining weight is more easier than loosing it
I'm 6 ft tall. I weigh 55kg. I'm underweight by about 10kg. I'm in my mid twenties. I eat like a horse.
RomanceRe: How Many Healthy Relationships Do You See Out There? by SlimCupid(m): 10:33pm On May 25, 2018
Love is simply never enough. Everyone's got deal breakers, beyond which their ability to 'manage' in a relationship becomes stretched to breaking point.
On a completely unrelated note, my girlfriend (now ex) broke up with me this morning because, wait for it, I'm not religious enough for her. Her deal breaker. Felt like I was hit by a runaway train with failed brakes embarassed
RomanceRe: Big Boobies Appreciation Thread by SlimCupid(m): 7:29am On May 24, 2018
Milk factories are for newly borns. Real men dig ass grin
Christianity EtcRe: Olukoya: "Satanic Witchcraft Behind Bloodshed And Massive Deaths In Nigeria" by SlimCupid(m): 11:08am On Apr 08, 2018
hopefulLandlord:
Olukoya is a pastor that keeps his flock in constant fear of mundane things by spiritualising them

a student failed exam? the enemies of his mother's house is responsible

you don't have a job or you lost your job? there's a spiritual snail in your life

finding it hard/near impossible getting a husband? spiritual husbands are involved, they're the ones chasing your prospective husbands away

did you see a cockroach in your closet? that's definitely agents of your enemy at work

your business failed? its the gods of your grandfather that is responsible

so almost all prayers are directed at enemies/demons/gods of my father's house etc telling them to DIE!!!!!

but I understand cuz doing that's what the sheeples want to hear not the bitter truth, make them think they can pray away their problems and that some undetectable, invisible and intangible entity is responsible

No student really wants to hear he failed cuz he studied wrongly

No bachelor/spinster wants to hear they're finding getting spouse hard due to the fact that they're too damn ugly or have a shitty attitude or lack manners

someone whose business just failed doesn't want to hear its normal for businesses to fail as 9 out of 10 businesses fail within 5 years and he should take the lessons from that failed business to make another attempt
too much sense will not kill you bruv
RomanceRe: A Nairalander Pre-wedding Photo by SlimCupid(m): 9:34pm On Apr 06, 2018
NIJJAking:
REPENT NOW EVERYONE OF YOUR SINFUL EVIL WAYS
OF LIFE TO AVOID SPENDING YOUR ETERNITY IN HELL
FIRE,,,,,,JESUS CHRIST LOVE YOU SOO MUCH AND
WARN YOU TO REPENT AND CONVERT NOW TO
CHRISTIANITY TO AVOID HELL FIRE WHEN YOU
DIE,,,,God made you to be with Him here and in
eternity,,,,you are not a mistake creature,,,be wise
dont gamble with your eternity

RomanceRe: Lady Kept Waiting By Her Date Narrates What She Did by SlimCupid(m): 8:08am On Apr 03, 2018
She says men are trash. God forbids she acquires a boyfriend or a husband. Oh wait...
PoliticsRe: Jonathan Condoles With Buhari On Son's Accident. Nigerians React by SlimCupid(m): 2:13pm On Dec 28, 2017
Princefrankie1:
embarassed cry

I never knew how stupid and ignorant some Nigerians are until this incident. I have heard people make all sort of odious and scornful remarks about this guy's accident and I just shake my head in pity for our hate-filled society.

This is not wickedness, it's outright stupidity.

Imagine people playing politics with someones misfortune. A young man who his only crime is being the son of the president of our country.

This really shows that an average Nigerian has a very low IQ. With the population of our great country predominantly youths, youths with such mindset, schooled youths with little or no education, I fear for our future.

Get well soon bruv and put the wicked to shame.
Sorry bro, your post reeks of silliness. I pray and hope the twwat dies. Let these people feel just the tip of what the average man on the street has to battle with every day, since they feel they can move around in the air(avoiding the bad roads they're supposed to fix), and get medical care abroad (ignoring the hospitals they're supposed to fix). Now, come and arrest me.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: 10 Commandments To Get A Job In Nigeria Easily by SlimCupid(m):
Well,the way I see it,connection is the one and only commandment.no one gives two shiny, shuddering sh!ts what ur cover letter or CV contains when u can easily tell them who sent u,nd land d job d very same day.I have submitted hard and soft copies of CVs (BSc Geophysics,MSc Geoinformatics,NEBOSH,Internship at Shell etc)accompanied by cover letters that can melt the heart of Hitler himself, and I have helplessly watched as people who did not come for the interview get the job,with less qualifications and experience no less,so OP...Nice writeup though
Christianity EtcRe: Where Will Pastor Adeboye Get N1 Billion To Build New Auditorium? - Aroms Aigbeh by SlimCupid(m): 11:07am On Nov 28, 2017
Lol
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Updated-New Job Vacancies by SlimCupid(m): 3:46pm On Nov 17, 2017
debbie:
The worst global EMPLOYMENT MARKET that I have ever seen in 30 years.
We have young people unable to find their first job because everyone wants people with experience.
They are a lost generation in many countries.

We have people over 50 who nobody wants to hire under different pretexts. It is like we have gone mad to discard most knowledgeable people.

We have single mothers who employers are afraid to hire because a mother may require flexibility.

We have people with experience, but not lucky to have received education they deserved.

God forbid, if you have any kind of disability. Then everyone runs for cover.

People are losing their homes, and worst, their future and their hope.

Going into December, it is the worst time of the year to find a job.

Do you know what it feels like to wait for recruiters to call back, and get no calls. None ?

I am appealing to you to help others. Not to make any money, but to be human, to be remembered, to make a difference.

Help someone today: return a call, refer someone to a hiring manager, or just give an encouragement to someone.

COPIED
Exactly my mind. Everyone wants experienced employees, even when they're advertising for internship positions, with no company willing to take a chance on just knowledge. I've got a bachelor's in Applied Geophysics, an Msc in Geoinformatics, and NEBOSH, with nothing more than an Internship at Shell for experience, and yet, no calls after a gazillion applications. Not that I feel entitled or anything, but still. Great job you're doing on here babe. More grease.
BusinessRe: Asake Oge: Nigerian Debtors, Mad People, Mad Solutions - (Fashion Designer) by SlimCupid(m): 10:02am On Nov 11, 2017
Issokay
Jobs/VacanciesRe: What Can I Do To Improve My Chances Of A Better Job by SlimCupid(m):
Dee
Music/RadioRe: List Three Of Your Most Played Music by SlimCupid(m): 10:39pm On Apr 09, 2017
OmowumiJ:
Shayne Ward___Breathless
Owl City___Vanilla Twilight
Phil Collins___You'll Be In My Heart cool
but drenched in vanilla twilight,i'll sleep on the front porch all night,waist deep in thought because when i think of u,I dont feel so alone...i wonder why i never meet girls lyk u in real life.two thumbs up girl
Music/RadioRe: List Three Of Your Most Played Music by SlimCupid(m): 12:25am On Apr 07, 2017
Ed sheeran - Shape of you
Ed sheeran - Shape of you
Ed sheeran - Shape of you
Technique at its absolute finest. Slimcupid salutes
PoliticsRe: FG Has Challenged Us To Deliver South East –APC by SlimCupid(m): 7:18am On Mar 21, 2017
TPAND:
Other regions in the country might be fools and fall for APC's humbuggery, but One particular region isn't buying and that is south-east, souuth-south.
The region for fools and the gullible is undoubtedly the South-west. Tell them Buhari is Jesus, they will believe you and fly posters upndown
someone is pained
SportsRe: Mourinho Gives Marcos Rojo Banana During A Match (Photos) by SlimCupid(m): 10:39pm On Mar 19, 2017
Amarabae:
If it is Nigeria, we will start suspecting of poison.
#manutd_myLove
will you marry me? kiss
PoliticsRe: We Will Tell Buhari To Speak With Nigerians – Presidency by SlimCupid(m): 7:16am On Feb 20, 2017
The man should just stay back nd never return.a win win for all
Christianity EtcRe: When Are christians Permitted to KILL and Can A Christian Be A Soldier? by SlimCupid(m): 10:25am On Feb 05, 2017
HardMirror:
So what if your commanding officer orders the soldier to kill? What about soldiers sent for "peace keeping" who kill during such operations?
Following orders is part of being in the military. Or are you christians just confused?
free Christians abeg. They're the most confused group of people on the planet. Just do what makes you happy bro.
Christianity EtcRe: The Benefits And Privileges Of Being A Christian by SlimCupid(m):
Elbizzcklinz:
Religion is a theft of time, There is no god.Open your mind and embrace nature with fairness,equality and on justice.
you nailed it bro. There are oh so many reasons to just laugh about the concept of Christianity and religion as a whole, but I'd give just a few, using bible passages, of course.
1. Gen 1: 3-5. God divided light from darkness on the first day.
Gen 1: 16-19. The sun and the moon were not made until the fourth day. Contradictions, contradictions.
2. 1John 4:8..God is love.
1Corinthians 13:4...Love is not jealous.
Exodus 20:5...God is jealous.
Deductive reasoning makes it impossible for all 3 to exist simultaneously. And jealousy is meant to be a sin, right?
3. God would harden my heart and prevent me from seeking repentance cos he wants to prove that he's God, and then destroy me in the end, like he did to Pharaoh and Judas Iscariot.
4. God would punish humanity for the sins of one man (Adam). Imagine for a second that Buhari orders that all Igbos be put to death cos of Nnamdi Kanu's sins.
5. God would perform the biggest genocide known to mankind (the big flood) and say i must not kill a man no matter what.
I know i can't serve such a God. I want to, but my heart is being hardened by God after all, so it's not my fault.
I could go on and on but it's not just worth it. The only response the sheep can come up with is 'I pray God gives you understanding', or something of the sort. Pathetic.

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