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Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Must Not Get Pregnant! by slimfella(m): 2:49pm On May 07, 2008
You will be surprised at the number of guys sleep with chicks without condoms. In this day and age
Romance / Re: My Boyfriend Makes Me Cry by slimfella(m): 4:59pm On Apr 15, 2008
My dear, wen u bug a  guy with talks about the future and the feeling isnt mutual then get that kinda response, more so if i get you correctly you both are in school, if my girlfriend in school was bugging me about marriage i know she surely would have gotten the cold shoulder. Right now you might think he is the best thing that has happened to you. But truly you havent experienced things thats why you feel that way. i know because i have felt that way before. Read and pass well. You go marry no worry
TV/Movies / Re: Big Brother Africa: Shower Hour? by slimfella(m): 4:34pm On Sep 26, 2007
See people oh, Wetin dey cause all these shouting. When them no even dey show correct levels for the show na him una dey cry wolf. Abeg una never hear of parental control. If una no like am, dem force una to watch am? When boyz dey even dey vex say them no dey show anything. See una mouth like say una no dey watch porn. All these fake life wey una dey form.
Romance / Re: Falling In Love On Phone by slimfella(m): 7:04pm On Sep 20, 2007
I have you oh. And i tell you we are having a wonderful relationship right now. i didnt have a picture of her neither she of me. all I had was a phone number. and i tell its been an exhilirating experience. But the bad thing be saw we just saw a couple of times and now she's left for her masters in Jand.
Investment / Re: Minimum Pennystock That Can Be Bought On The Floor Of The Nse And Brockers Charg by slimfella(m): 4:34pm On Sep 06, 2007
Most insurance stock are quite low so i guess you should be looking in that direction. AbA texile is 0.91 , W A Glass Industries is 0.54. African Paint 0.85 and a hot of others.
Celebrities / Re: Denrele Of Soundcity by slimfella(m): 4:18pm On Sep 06, 2007
All you playa haters, You need to get your thinkng straight. The guy has been like that since KIDIvision 101. So you'll leave him alone. The bobo is getting his dough and fame while you'll are hating
TV/Movies / Re: TV Shows: Prison Break, Lost Or 24? by slimfella(m): 3:50pm On Sep 06, 2007
[/b]PRISON BREAK!!![b] is the top of the three any day any time. But Hey! The father of them all is HEROES you aint seen [b][/b]HEROES[b][/b]then you aint seen the series of this decade.
Travel / Re: Requirement For Uk Visa by slimfella(m): 12:23pm On Aug 10, 2007
@friend Wetin you go buy bobos as you dey go? grin Congratulations on your Visa. You were one of the lucky one, We suppose wash the Visa ooh grin grin
Travel / Re: Describe Your First Trip By Air by slimfella(m): 12:21pm On Aug 10, 2007
My first time Hmmmn, I was lil and i remember my Younger bro cryin cos he didnt want to get off the plane. i remember we scatter the airport before take off. I also remember that the air hostess gave us extra cake and juice cos he thought we were cute.
Food / Re: Which Tribe Has The Best Food In Nigeria? by slimfella(m): 6:38pm On Jul 31, 2007
@ZorARO

WHICH ONE YOU DEY?

WETIN DEY EAT YOU UP

PERSON WAN KNOW EHICH TRIBE GET THE BEST FOOD, NA HIM YOU JUST DEY SHOW YOURSELF UP AND DOWN

AS FAR AS I DEY CONCERN, NA HAUSA GET THE BEST FOOD.

UNA DON CHOP MEYAN COKER?
Phones / Re: Need Help On My Nokia N91 by slimfella(m): 6:20pm On Jul 31, 2007
Na wah oh! Una no fit help person self? angry Whcih levell abi no body for Nairaland get N91 grin. Still wait from a hand from anybody, Challl
Business / Re: Starting Mcdonalds In Nigeria by slimfella(m): 3:44pm On Jul 25, 2007
Mac D will be a hit in Nigeria for sure. Cos nigerians too like Effizzi. But that i think after a while, it will just go the way the other western outlets have gone. Bottom Line. We still dey feel our Biggs, tanti and the likes. grin
Phones / Need Help On My Nokia N91 by slimfella(m): 2:54pm On Jul 25, 2007
Please my N91 has been behaving funny, Each time I open my gallery, i dont see any image or Video,But when i go to the file manager, I see the videos and some images. I have updated the software but all to no avail. Please somebody HELP ME!
Celebrities / Re: Da Sexiest Naija Actor Ever by slimfella(m): 11:34am On Jul 11, 2007
aLL OF THEM NO FINE, BEEEEEF
Celebrities / Re: Is Stella Damascus In Love? by slimfella(m): 9:35am On Jul 11, 2007
I think she 's going out some hunky guy(I dont know his name), He's some sorta model or something.Been in In an Mtn advert, Was the lov interst in Styl -plus "runaway" video and even in Zeals video. THE GUY FINE SHA
Celebrities / Re: Essein To Married Naida by slimfella(m): 9:22am On Jul 11, 2007
@Free
Stories like that only exists in the fictitous mind of people like YOU.
Travel / Re: Nigerians In The UK Are So Stingy by slimfella(m): 9:38am On Jul 05, 2007
Lets face it. I think a lot of Nigerians are too dependent on others. I know that occasionally one might need a hand but when it becomes an every day thing then its has got WRONG written all over it. Here in Naija you get never ending calls, from cousins,aunts,friends, all in dire need (because them feel say you don hammer). If you dont help you seen as Stingy.
Travel / Re: Nigerians In The UK Are So Stingy by slimfella(m): 8:50am On Jul 05, 2007
@fromuk

grin I couldnt stop laughing my head off. Abeg life for jand no easy joo grin grin
Culture / Re: What Does 'Have A Drink' Mean In The Western Society? by slimfella(m): 4:04pm On Jun 29, 2007
As for me sha, Let have a drinks means, gal i wanna know you beta
Jokes Etc / Re: Ugly Baby! by slimfella(m): 2:59pm On Jun 29, 2007
i cant stop laughing my head off
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Solnigeria by slimfella(m): 3:55pm On May 17, 2007
I got the text though i aint going. Cos I,ve got a good Job. I dont remember applying for it though but it could be that you posted your CV on the nairaland website (I know I did). Anyway my interview was for Monday 21st May at no. 14 Muri okunola Street Victoria Island Lagos.  Good luck Folks  

cheesy
Business / Re: Hotel Business In Nigeria: Choosing A Location by slimfella(m): 8:38pm On Dec 04, 2006
Ol boy lag is still the place oh,Its where all biznesses thrive. EKO FOR LYFE

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Jobs/Vacancies / Experienced Project Engineer Wanted by slimfella(m): 5:48pm On Sep 25, 2006
All,

There are openings for  Project Engineer with 7 years or more experience in the Oil and gas sector in one the Major Oil Companies. If you are qualified or know any one who is, then forward your CV to this mail addie: info@velosinigeria.com.

N.B: IMPORTANT only Qualified CV (7 years experience) should be forwarded.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Rescheduled Guiness Test: Why Me? by slimfella(m): 5:52pm On Aug 11, 2006
Dont worry, They are definately gonna call you. They are calling people in batches. THey dont want a multitude all at once like the last time. I got this info first hand from them
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Oceanic Bank Test by slimfella(m): 2:20pm On Aug 07, 2006
Na why una dey attack ginola? You guys lack a sense of humor, Bobo wey dem yab no complain, na una dey complain. Abeg he needed correction Joo.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Guinness To Reshedule Test by slimfella(m): 4:16pm On Jul 31, 2006
@kuntakinte

At least you went through the test without any major incident. I got trampled upon by people, I was complaining then I saw a guy with blood gushing from his fore head, A policeman hit him with the butt of his gun in a bid to stop people from rushin into the hall. It was the worst experience I have had in all my times of writing Tests
Politics / Re: Funsho Williams, PDP Lagos State Governor-to-be, Killed! by slimfella(m): 11:55am On Jul 28, 2006
Its a tragic event which can only mean a continuation to the circle of violence that has been evolving within the political arena since the new dispensation. When will Nigerian political Cheiftains learn that a politics of violence can only lead to more violence. My heart bleeds for Nigeria because this recent event is only a shadow of what we are likely to experience in the next eight to nine months. Only God can help us now.
Jobs/Vacancies / Multinational Company Looking For Geologist/geophysic by slimfella(m): 8:40pm On Jul 18, 2006
There is this mulinational oil company looking for
geologist and geophyscist.
send ur CV to pjubeku@yahoo.com
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Job Opportunities In Shell-snepco Lagos by slimfella(m): 8:37pm On Jul 18, 2006
There is this mulinational oil company looking for
geologist and geophyscist.
send ur CV to pjubeku@yahoo.com
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Job Opportunities In Shell-snepco Lagos by slimfella(m): 8:36pm On Jul 18, 2006
There is this mulinational oil company looking for
geologist and geophyscist.
send ur CV to pjubeku@yahoo.com
Jobs/Vacancies / Job Opportunities In Shell-snepco Lagos by slimfella(m): 10:12pm On Jul 17, 2006
Hi Y'all
Vacancies exist in Shell-SNEPCo. If you are qualified
and/or know someone that meets nearly or all of the requirements,
Retired navy, army, police, air force officers are at an advantage for the
security slots.

Onshore Security Adviser - 2 Positions;
Logistic & Control Room Supervisor (1 Position)
Requirement

• University degree with a minimum of 10 years of security experience
• Strategic thinker and good data management skill
• Good knowledge of business and understanding of local environment is key
• Must be creative, imaginative and stable in character, well organized and tile of persuasion are essential for interfacing with management, law enforcement agencies and other stakeholders
• Effective in communications, analytical, good managerial skill, must understand security thinking

Apply before July 21st to Securityjobs@shell.com
Goodluck

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