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Phones › Re: Poco F2 Pro 8/256gb Needed Asap by slimjohn2k5: 3:45pm On Nov 04, 2021
I have MI 9t for 90k
6gb ram and 256 memory
On screen fingerprint and pop up camera
Current market price is 256k
Politics › Re: See The Drama When Femi Osibona Was Arrested In 2020 By LASG At The Site by slimjohn2k5: 3:44pm On Nov 04, 2021
They knew the top people till it killed them
Crime › Re: She Was Deceived Into Prostitution Abroad. by slimjohn2k5:
Contact UAE police, contact US embassy. You think these people don't have connect.
She have to be smart about it by first running to a safe place, then make all necessary contact in Nigeria and abroad to track those people.
If not she go just die sara
Celebrities › Re: Billionaire Ned Nwoko Divorces Fifth Wife Moroccan, Laila by slimjohn2k5: 6:12am On Nov 03, 2021
Regina Daniel divorce is coming after she have stored enough treasure for herself. because that young girl need to explore her sex life not with an old man
Nairaland General › Re: I Lost My Job Today Because Of Gocash by slimjohn2k5: 7:49pm On Nov 02, 2021
Learning from your own lesson is foolish

People have been posting this on nairaland yet you fell for it.

Now you lost your job and the babe u used it to impress
Travel › Re: Do You Regret Going Abroad With Your Spouse by slimjohn2k5(op): 7:27pm On Nov 02, 2021
nelem:
Sorry boss, just for clarity sake.
If you claim/assume these (the bolded), why do you want to still travel to that abroad (satanic land as you posit) or if you are already there why are you still living there?
Poverty can mk man damn the consequence till it start happening
Politics › Re: JUST IN: President Buhari Departs Abuja Ahead Of COP26 In Scotland (Photos) by slimjohn2k5: 9:27pm On Oct 31, 2021
So so travel this man dey travel?
Autos › Re: Super Clean Honda Element 2005 Model now Sold on 6.11.21 by slimjohn2k5: 4:34pm On Oct 30, 2021
U talk too much
Travel › Re: Do You Regret Going Abroad With Your Spouse by slimjohn2k5(op): 4:03pm On Oct 30, 2021
ednut1:
like i said only few people do this. Be like guilty conscience dey worry you lol. Have you beat madam before in Nigeriahuh Have you treated her with disdainhuhhave you prevented her growth career wisehuh. My own uncle wey sponsored his wife to uk for masters was deported 2 years after he came to join her. For 10 years he has not seen his kids. The wife got free house from government and other benefits. He bleeped up tho because he beat his wife.
My brother, I dey reason am.
You fit Don forget ur fuckup but madam not dey forget.
Mk person not come dey go wash pant angry
Travel › Re: Do You Regret Going Abroad With Your Spouse by slimjohn2k5(op): 3:51pm On Oct 30, 2021
But is it OK to get back at your man because you are now in a country that protect women? Why not give him another chance
Travel › Do You Regret Going Abroad With Your Spouse by slimjohn2k5(op): 3:33pm On Oct 30, 2021
I was listening to the radio and the discussion is on this.

Story1: naija man in US had argument with the wife n she called police that he wants to kill her. Police came, arrested him n after releasing him, asked him to stay away from his wife for 30days. He was staying with his guy, but on the 25th day, the wife called and begged him to return home that she have realized her mistakes. He went and they were discussing when police knocked at the door, she asked him to go n hide in the room. Police asked the wife if he has come home, she said no and the police requested a search, he was found in the toilet. You know the rest of the story

Story2
Oga took his wife to US for holiday and she absconded because she do not want to return to Naija

Story3
A man took his wife to the UK, the wife framed him up, he was arrested. Then the wife filed for asylum, reason that if she return to Nigeria, her inlaws will kill her. Luckily for the man the police knew her plans and sent them both to Nigeria. The man then divorced her

Other stories like men doing house chores etc

With all these stories, a matured mind is needed to confirm and advise
Romance › Re: Wahala No Day Finish...i Don't Know If I Should Take This Threat Serious Or Igno by slimjohn2k5: 8:54pm On Oct 26, 2021
Ekene, stop wasting her time. If you are not phsycologically ready call it off.

I believe if she is the one not picking your calls Nairaland for don hear too and those that are quick to judge will say she is cheating.

Stop wasting her time bro, pick her calls
Politics › Re: South West Governors Visits Asiwaju Bola Tinubu In Bourdilon (photos) by slimjohn2k5: 8:51pm On Oct 26, 2021
hmmm
Nairaland General › Re: Notice For All Mtn Users by slimjohn2k5: 5:29pm On Oct 25, 2021
God purnish u
Business › Re: Can I Receive Money From Blocked Account by slimjohn2k5: 10:54am On Oct 25, 2021
yes
Education › Re: Aluta Jango Finally Graduates From UNIJOS After 13 Years (Photos, Video) by slimjohn2k5: 9:14am On Oct 25, 2021
Maybe he love school environment. Is not the lecturers
Family › Re: Have You Ever Had An Odd Guest? (my experience) by slimjohn2k5: 4:02pm On Oct 20, 2021
I have never seen the wealthy complaining of witches and wizards. It seems to be the average and poor blueprint.

One weird visitor I had came, we hv provided entertainment, burn all our fuel but she still sat down there pressing phone and refusing to go. phone go die, she will plug it. Our food we prepared before she came got cold. Na eye I and my wife take dey ask ourself if she not go go. Her going late night was a great relief.
Romance › Re: Lady Selling Rice Dips Her Hands In The Food Before Serving Customers (VIDEO) by slimjohn2k5: 9:37am On Oct 16, 2021
Why these ladies dey get big yansh
Politics › Re: Appeal Court To Hear Suit Seeking To Swear In Atiku, Void Buhari’s Election by slimjohn2k5: 8:05pm On Oct 15, 2021
this is a plan for the north to hold on to power if true
Travel › Re: Australia Based Nairalander Shows Off The Deers He Killed While Hunting (Photos) by slimjohn2k5: 8:14am On Oct 13, 2021
White will show the animal alive
Black will show you dead animal
Bros were you a police man before you left Nigeria, see how you put gun for the body as naija police dey do to people dey kill wether innocent or guilty. grin grin grin grin
Crime › Re: Lady Captured Poisoning Friend's Drink by slimjohn2k5: 2:59pm On Oct 03, 2021
Hmmmm
Politics › Re: Igbo Lady Spotted Drawing Governor Of Delta State Along The Road (photos) by slimjohn2k5: 8:48pm On Oct 02, 2021
Attention seeker
Computers › Re: Why My Laptop On Automatically ? by slimjohn2k5: 8:46pm On Oct 02, 2021
It may be your battery. Test with another battery before buying a new one
Computers › Re: Why My Laptop On Automatically ? by slimjohn2k5: 6:06pm On Oct 02, 2021
Try putting the charger without battery and see the behavior
Computers › Re: Why My Laptop On Automatically ? by slimjohn2k5: 5:32pm On Oct 02, 2021
Check the power option.

There may a setting to start on charge

Also ensure u shut down and try plugging the charger to see if it comes on
Celebrities › Re: CardiB Ploughs Out Life Snail From It's Shell And Ate It: Pictures & Video by slimjohn2k5: 9:23pm On Oct 01, 2021
It may be cooked.
Business › Please Advise, Debit On My Account by slimjohn2k5(op): 8:56pm On Sep 29, 2021
I got this debit and my bank is not saying any reasonable thing.

I have asked they block the card.

How can I get the money back

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