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ComputersRe: Full Review Of The Tecno Megabook Laptop by slimjohn2k5: 9:20pm On Apr 21, 2024
ForValour:
Which kind yeye review be this
Na copy n paste review grin
RomanceRe: Can anyone recomend a Decent Strip Club Please? by slimjohn2k5: 9:17pm On Apr 21, 2024
Decent and strip dey go together?
BusinessRe: Nigerian "Denied Entry" Into A Chinese Supermarket In Abuja (Video) by slimjohn2k5: 7:22pm On Apr 21, 2024
The worst is wen he sees how cheap things are there.
As our govt not want help us reduce price of commodities, they try to ensure their citizens get it at good price.

Wen our govt wake up u not go struggle to enter Chinese shop for ur country
PoliticsRe: Chinese Supermarket In Abuja Sparks Outrage For Allegedly Refusing Sales To Nige by slimjohn2k5: 5:18pm On Apr 21, 2024
I blame our govt. So since our people sell inflated priced goods.
The Chinese are wise enough to make life comfortable for their people even in another country.

It will shock you how things we inflate their price here are so cheap in that Chinese supermarket.
RomanceRe: What's The Painless Way To Kill Myself by slimjohn2k5: 11:20am On Apr 20, 2024
Wainey:
most depressed people tries to fake a smile to hide their sadness, he may be serious and you should have encouraged him to not give up yet instead of this comment.

Well OP, I heard generator fumes does the trick, if u on generator and face the fume to ur window, before day go break, u don die, it's painless
What is the need wasting heart, kidney, liver etc
RomanceRe: What's The Painless Way To Kill Myself by slimjohn2k5: 11:15am On Apr 20, 2024
Sell all vital organ, and provide your family members account number.
They will pray and u will never get to hell fire. grin
CrimeRe: US-Based Nigerian Bodybuilder, Michael Chidozie Dies After Being Shot By Wife by slimjohn2k5: 11:01pm On Apr 14, 2024
So the body not dey bounce bullet?
PoliticsRe: Do We Have Any Defense System In Nigeria? by slimjohn2k5: 8:06am On Apr 14, 2024
We don defend naira or democracy finish?
AutosRe: Reduce Car Prices Dollar Is Down by slimjohn2k5: 10:54am On Apr 13, 2024
No one is sure if it is stable.

What the car dealers should do it having dollar and naira price.

The dollar price may be cheaper than the naira if converted but will secure their investments
RomanceRe: A Girl Has Given This Nickname To My Husband by slimjohn2k5: 1:19pm On Apr 12, 2024
The guy dey represent u. No need to worry.

If there is something between them you will never hear that name. So relax
Christianity EtcRe: Controversial Lekki Church, Harvesters Int'l Caught Harassing Passersby (video) by slimjohn2k5: 9:23am On Apr 12, 2024
Approach matters
Ahhh bross abeg sun dey, mk I cool my head small. No be, here na church na.

Security guide not be church member
BusinessRe: Which Precious Stone Is This by slimjohn2k5: 8:53am On Apr 11, 2024
Is the stone David used to kill Goliath
RomanceRe: ***** by slimjohn2k5: 10:42pm On Apr 09, 2024
Na children them dey call orphan
Not a lady
EventsRe: Bride And Makeup Artist Clash During Photoshoot Over Payment by slimjohn2k5: 11:14am On Apr 09, 2024
Person even want pay she dey tk the phone. If na me be the make up artist I go just use wet towel for her face and seize the weavon.

Then they pay me double to mk her up again
RomanceRe: Man Displays Bride's Traditional Wedding Gifts From Her Family (photos, Video) by slimjohn2k5: 11:03pm On Apr 01, 2024
U sure the girl was not giving them headaches?
Nairaland GeneralRe: Seeking Single Male Roommate - In Ilaje, Before Ajah Lagos by slimjohn2k5: 4:19pm On Mar 30, 2024
How much is the 40%
Do you go out? Like work?
PetsRe: by slimjohn2k5: 8:19am On Mar 30, 2024
No fish?
Abi u don eat am grin
PropertiesRe: What Should This Tenant Do ? by slimjohn2k5: 8:17pm On Mar 26, 2024
Stop renovating people's house. Na him loose
HealthRe: This Thing Grew On My Finger, What's It Called Pls... by slimjohn2k5: 1:45pm On Mar 26, 2024
Your sixt finger was cut off at birth.
HealthRe: My Experience With Hard Stool. by slimjohn2k5: 3:52pm On Mar 24, 2024
I missed strong poo grin
The feeling after is that of joy and victory.
PoliticsRe: Tinubu Announces 3-month Suspension Of Foreign Trips For MDAs, Ministers by slimjohn2k5: 10:25pm On Mar 20, 2024
Peter Obi is working
FamilyRe: Nigerian Big Boy Washes Dad's Hands With Expensive Alcohol, Gifts Him SUV(Video) by slimjohn2k5: 7:32pm On Mar 20, 2024
Shey na that village the father go drive that jeep
PoliticsRe: Killing Of Soldiers,army Tracks Militant Leader To Bayelsa, by slimjohn2k5: 7:48pm On Mar 19, 2024
U sure say not be Asari these guys dey after?
Science/TechnologyRe: Fantastic Four: 4 Nigerian Teenage Girls Invent Urine-Powered Generator by slimjohn2k5: 8:08am On Mar 19, 2024
Is it male or female urine
Technology MarketRe: 11 Units Of Panasonic Toughbook Cf-31 Core I7 = 500k by slimjohn2k5: 7:58am On Mar 19, 2024
All 500k or 1 for 500k
Christianity EtcRe: James Rebuttal Of Paul's Erroneous Teaching On Salvation By Grace/faith Not Work by slimjohn2k5: 10:49pm On Mar 13, 2024
How this argument go tk u to heaven
FamilyRe: Everything Is So Expensive by slimjohn2k5: 8:02pm On Mar 13, 2024
Do n buy necessity
Learn to buy essentials in bulk

Buying one derica of garri, beans or rice everyday u need they is u cheating yourself.
PoliticsRe: Wike Stops Boasting About 2027 Election After Bipi Told Him How He Rigd Election by slimjohn2k5: 7:03am On Mar 13, 2024
These are heavy statements that should not be taken lightly in order to fix our democracy.

Or is a game play by Wike for the court to sack Fubara.
PoliticsRe: Top Member Of Obidients Exposed Looted Party Fund Used To Buy Properties by slimjohn2k5: 3:49pm On Mar 05, 2024
BadMaster:
If not that you don't have sense, you would have realized that the fight is between LP members and has nothing to do with APC.

Nobody is happy with the situation of things in this country, but that doesn't mean you should be displaying idiocy on here.
Taking this personal, tells me only one thing. But I wish you the best
BusinessRe: Stanbic IBTC Pensions Must Explain The Reduction In RSA Balances. by slimjohn2k5: 11:19am On Mar 05, 2024
Ahhhhh,

Why na, this is stealing
PoliticsRe: Top Member Of Obidients Exposed Looted Party Fund Used To Buy Properties by slimjohn2k5: 10:19am On Mar 05, 2024
Election is over and APC is still fighting opposition.

Na LP go soon be the reason naira dey crash

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