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Health › Re: Men!! Please Take Good Care Of Yourself.. by slimjohn2k5: 2:20pm On May 04, 2024
I swear is not easy even when you want to.
Most time when I try to tk a nap during the day my wife keeps disturbing til I wake up. Is not easy for men ohhh
Politics › Re: Northern Leaders Oppose Proposal To Establish US And French Military Bases In NG by slimjohn2k5: 2:15pm On May 04, 2024
That na condition they give to keep baba as president. We ain't got choice.
Technology Market › Re: Portable 80000mah Laptop And Phone Powerbank, Last For More Than 10hrs Daily by slimjohn2k5: 2:14pm On May 04, 2024
How much without solar
Politics › Re: Jubilation As Tinubu Approved Transfer Of Ohaji Electricity Plant To Imo State by slimjohn2k5: 3:55pm On May 03, 2024
Nothing as good as having good relationship with the center
Nairaland General › Re: Heritage Bank Wahala Is Too Much by slimjohn2k5: 5:24pm On May 02, 2024
Change ur salary bank
Health › Re: ......... by slimjohn2k5: 8:20am On May 01, 2024
Trek some distance for blood to flow thru ur body.

Try some exercises
Politics › Re: MTN Declares Second Successive Loss As Inflation,weak Naira Bites by slimjohn2k5: 11:16am On Apr 30, 2024
Does MTN mk losses?
Politics › Re: Only A Foolish Person Support Nigerian Politicians ? by slimjohn2k5: 11:34pm On Apr 28, 2024
Hunger n greed makes people support even the devil not foolishness
Computers › Re: Tecno Megabook Vs Hp Laptop by slimjohn2k5: 11:32pm On Apr 28, 2024
If screen break or keyboard spoil that's where there will b problem
Christianity Etc › Re: Bishop Oyedepo On Shades For The First Time by slimjohn2k5: 8:10pm On Apr 27, 2024
Rayban by meta grin
Romance › Re: What Do You See? by slimjohn2k5: 8:09pm On Apr 27, 2024
Condom
Travel › Re: Five Killed, Over 70 Cars Burnt As Tanker Explodes In Rivers by slimjohn2k5: 11:44am On Apr 27, 2024
5 killed
70 cars

Wow that's a miracle
Romance › Re: Ex-runs Girl In Dilemma As She Finds Out Her Former Client Is Brother-in-law by slimjohn2k5: 8:09am On Apr 27, 2024
Sonnobax15:
lipsrsealed. So if it were to be your own brother,so you that's how youll just keep quiet abi? undecided. So you go just fold your hands and allow your brother to privatize a once upon a time a public latrine abi? undecided. I can't even allow my friend to fall into such lifetime trap let alone my brother........In fact,the whole world must hear.....Call my aproko but at least my conscience go free me via say I just saved a brother man from future wahala.
So for u, she should just walk away or confess?
Romance › Re: Ex-runs Girl In Dilemma As She Finds Out Her Former Client Is Brother-in-law by slimjohn2k5: 8:02am On Apr 27, 2024
Is just to keep quiet, the other guy won't talk
Celebrities › Re: Kanye West Confirms ‘yeezy Porn’ Site On The Way With Provocative Tweet by slimjohn2k5: 8:33am On Apr 25, 2024
That guy confuse pass Yul Edochie
Nairaland General › Re: Solar Generator That Power Your Laptop,phone And Other Gadgets For 10hrs by slimjohn2k5: 11:15pm On Apr 22, 2024
Price pls
Politics › Re: Japa: Run-away Cityzens In Tears As Uk-Unemployment Worsens by slimjohn2k5: 10:13am On Apr 22, 2024
E still better pass naija

Last last boys go see menial job that is not as bad as in naija
Phones › Re: SAMSUNG NOTE 10 Available @ajah_lekki by slimjohn2k5: 9:21pm On Apr 21, 2024
No photos?
Computers › Re: Full Review Of The Tecno Megabook Laptop by slimjohn2k5: 9:20pm On Apr 21, 2024
ForValour:
Which kind yeye review be this
Na copy n paste review grin
Romance › Re: Can anyone recomend a Decent Strip Club Please? by slimjohn2k5: 9:17pm On Apr 21, 2024
Decent and strip dey go together?
Business › Re: Nigerian "Denied Entry" Into A Chinese Supermarket In Abuja (Video) by slimjohn2k5: 7:22pm On Apr 21, 2024
The worst is wen he sees how cheap things are there.
As our govt not want help us reduce price of commodities, they try to ensure their citizens get it at good price.

Wen our govt wake up u not go struggle to enter Chinese shop for ur country
Politics › Re: Chinese Supermarket In Abuja Sparks Outrage For Allegedly Refusing Sales To Nige by slimjohn2k5: 5:18pm On Apr 21, 2024
I blame our govt. So since our people sell inflated priced goods.
The Chinese are wise enough to make life comfortable for their people even in another country.

It will shock you how things we inflate their price here are so cheap in that Chinese supermarket.
Romance › Re: What's The Painless Way To Kill Myself by slimjohn2k5: 11:20am On Apr 20, 2024
Wainey:
most depressed people tries to fake a smile to hide their sadness, he may be serious and you should have encouraged him to not give up yet instead of this comment.

Well OP, I heard generator fumes does the trick, if u on generator and face the fume to ur window, before day go break, u don die, it's painless
What is the need wasting heart, kidney, liver etc
Romance › Re: What's The Painless Way To Kill Myself by slimjohn2k5: 11:15am On Apr 20, 2024
Sell all vital organ, and provide your family members account number.
They will pray and u will never get to hell fire. grin
Crime › Re: US-Based Nigerian Bodybuilder, Michael Chidozie Dies After Being Shot By Wife by slimjohn2k5: 11:01pm On Apr 14, 2024
So the body not dey bounce bullet?
Politics › Re: Do We Have Any Defense System In Nigeria? by slimjohn2k5: 8:06am On Apr 14, 2024
We don defend naira or democracy finish?
Autos › Re: Reduce Car Prices Dollar Is Down by slimjohn2k5: 10:54am On Apr 13, 2024
No one is sure if it is stable.

What the car dealers should do it having dollar and naira price.

The dollar price may be cheaper than the naira if converted but will secure their investments
Romance › Re: A Girl Has Given This Nickname To My Husband by slimjohn2k5: 1:19pm On Apr 12, 2024
The guy dey represent u. No need to worry.

If there is something between them you will never hear that name. So relax
Christianity Etc › Re: Controversial Lekki Church, Harvesters Int'l Caught Harassing Passersby (video) by slimjohn2k5: 9:23am On Apr 12, 2024
Approach matters
Ahhh bross abeg sun dey, mk I cool my head small. No be, here na church na.

Security guide not be church member
Business › Re: Which Precious Stone Is This by slimjohn2k5: 8:53am On Apr 11, 2024
Is the stone David used to kill Goliath
Romance › Re: ***** by slimjohn2k5: 10:42pm On Apr 09, 2024
Na children them dey call orphan
Not a lady
Events › Re: Bride And Makeup Artist Clash During Photoshoot Over Payment by slimjohn2k5: 11:14am On Apr 09, 2024
Person even want pay she dey tk the phone. If na me be the make up artist I go just use wet towel for her face and seize the weavon.

Then they pay me double to mk her up again

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