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Romance / Re: Is Sêx Necessary During Dating? by slimjohn2k5: 8:55am On Jul 20, 2023
Logically yes because it's part of what you guys will use to confirm your compatibility.

Some people that avoided sex before marriage later found out some hidden unacceptable things.

Although Christians will say no, logically yes

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Technology Market / Re: Microsoft Surface Book For Sale At 179k by slimjohn2k5: 7:13am On Jul 20, 2023
Is the Hard disk expandable?
Politics / Re: NNPCL Monopoly Ends As Marketer’s Fuel Vessel Arrives by slimjohn2k5: 7:07am On Jul 20, 2023
So y is it NNPCL that is still determining the price.
Crime / Re: Popular Twitter Doctor, Dr Olufunmilayo Cleared Of Rape Allegations By Ex-girlfr by slimjohn2k5: 7:05am On Jul 20, 2023
Ladies don't think before they act especially when they want to spoil your image

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Romance / Re: Please I Need Your Help, Home On Fire by slimjohn2k5: 9:47pm On Jul 19, 2023
Beg her like 5 occasions
Try hustle to meet up the bills she said then lock up too.
Politics / Re: Careless Increase Of Fuel Pump Price by slimjohn2k5: 10:35am On Jul 19, 2023
There is nothing wrong in increasing the fuel price but put things in order to ease the transportation and food prices for the common man.

Now as people no gree drive their car, nepa take light join so u will have no choice than to buy fuel
Romance / Re: I Think Am A Pervert And Phedophile by slimjohn2k5: 11:55am On Jul 18, 2023
Tame urself, look away or stay away.

Is better for man to go mad in the next street than his street.
But underage and blood relative is a no no

And stop watching porn

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Family / Re: My Name Is Not Included On The Document Of Land Bought By My Husband by slimjohn2k5: 11:42am On Jul 18, 2023
Your first comment calling your husband 'this man' shows u r overreacting and worry from bad advise.

You have kids, even if your name is not on his will, your kids name are so y worried?

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Politics / Re: Asiwaju Threatens Judges In A Case He's Interested: I'm Going To Do In Europe. by slimjohn2k5: 9:13am On Jul 17, 2023
No waste your time

The west gains big time from our bad leaders
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Is This Job Interview Real by slimjohn2k5: 12:58am On Jul 17, 2023
Looks legit

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Family / Re: Help No One Want To Marry Me But They Want Sex Because I Am A Single Mother by slimjohn2k5: 12:56am On Jul 17, 2023
woginid967:


I want to believe your story, its so sad but you're not in Lagos or Abuja, i can put in a good word for you and you'll work with a fashion house for six months trial, its not much money, just meager 110k but you'll need your own accomodation

Same tot here. U can look out for people that need tailors, work with them to gather your money then buy your own machine

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Crime / Re: A Catholic Priest Asked Me To Get Pregnant For Him-married Woman Seeks Advice. by slimjohn2k5: 12:54am On Jul 14, 2023
If this story is true, it means they have been having sex with benefits.
Y she come dey see advise wen the man want to go raw?

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Autos / Re: Tokunbo Toyota Matrix 2007 by slimjohn2k5: 11:53am On Jul 12, 2023
U did not put prices
Foreign Affairs / Re: Caption This Photo Of Ukraine President With NATO Leaders by slimjohn2k5: 11:41am On Jul 12, 2023
Best is for that guy to surrender to Putin and move on with his life.

That is if this is not a photo shop. Though looked photoshpped to me. Y is he the only one with shadow wen zoomed in?

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Crime / Re: Deadly Virus Reportedly Sweeping Through Europe, Africa And Middle East by slimjohn2k5: 8:01pm On Jul 10, 2023
We shall overcome
Car Talk / Re: Subsidy Removal: Mechanics Decry Low Patronage As Motorists Abandon Vehicles by slimjohn2k5: 9:38am On Jul 08, 2023
Even Gen repairers, spare part sellers

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Celebrities / Re: Religion Dealt With Me While I Struggled With Mental Imbalances - Chacha Eke by slimjohn2k5: 9:32am On Jul 08, 2023
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Person not dey fine finish
Nairaland / General / Re: Samson Of Kwande: Benue Man Kills Lion With Bare Hand, Lands In Hospital by slimjohn2k5: 9:29am On Jul 08, 2023
MS247:
Very unfuntunate situation... His life is precious... The lion is also going into extinction

So as lion is going extinct he should surrender himself for the feast?
Autos / Re: AWOOF�1 Honda Civic 2009 (america Spec) Toks Standard 100%� Engine 100%� Gear 1 by slimjohn2k5: 8:48pm On Jul 07, 2023
1.3m
Health / Re: Doctors Stunned Sighting Octopus In Patient’s Throat by slimjohn2k5: 11:31am On Jul 07, 2023
Them not go drink hot tea or coffee to kill the octopus?

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Science/Technology / Re: The Worlds First Smartphone With 24gb RAM Revealed: The Brand Will Shock You by slimjohn2k5: 11:21am On Jul 07, 2023
How many people still play games on phone
Health / Re: Is Zinnat 500g And Amatem Safe In 3rd Trimester? by slimjohn2k5: 11:16am On Jul 07, 2023
She not fit ask the doctor when give her.
If she is not sure of the doctor's decision, she should go to another hospital.
Religion / Re: Who created God? by slimjohn2k5: 9:32pm On Jul 06, 2023
Where u want withdraw money for village
Career / Re: Defense Space Administration Job. by slimjohn2k5: 9:24pm On Jul 06, 2023
Before January he better find something else
Education / Re: Reno Omokri On Twitter: "One Thing I Noticed About Mmesoma Genuine Results. .. by slimjohn2k5: 9:22pm On Jul 06, 2023
Y is he not in Nigeria?
Remove the log from your eyes first

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Crime / Re: Police Searching For Man Seen On CCTV Footage Stealing Manholes In Lagos (Video) by slimjohn2k5: 7:11pm On Jul 06, 2023
When the govt does not want to be creative in some areas.

Used tires can be converted to manhole but they will never think of what will favor the masses
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: NIMC Is Trying To Make Me Loose International Job. Please Help by slimjohn2k5: 7:24am On Jul 05, 2023
If u hold like 200k, go to Lagos and do u international passport and get it same day. Even drivers license u can get it same day. Na Nigeria you dey, think like a Nigerian.

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Technology Market / Re: Price dropped,Xiaomi Redmi Note 12 For Sale Very Cheap by slimjohn2k5: 9:21pm On Jul 04, 2023
80k cash
Politics / Re: Where Is Fani Kayode...? by slimjohn2k5: 8:26pm On Jul 04, 2023
Licking his wounds

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Politics / Re: (opinion) President Tinubu Needs To Change His Photographer. by slimjohn2k5: 8:09pm On Jul 04, 2023
To snap live photo of Tinubu no easy.
It has to be properly arranged

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