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Politics / Re: (opinion) President Tinubu Needs To Change His Photographer. by slimjohn2k5: 8:09pm On Jul 04, 2023
To snap live photo of Tinubu no easy.
It has to be properly arranged

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Crime / Re: Nigerian Lady Screams & Assaults A Bus Driver In UK (Pics/Video) by slimjohn2k5: 1:26pm On Jul 04, 2023
Back to Nigeria

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Celebrities / Re: A Man Who Chases Two Rats Will Catch None - Actor Yul Edochie’s Daughter Shares by slimjohn2k5: 8:30am On Jul 04, 2023
Will catch one
Technology Market / Re: Samsung Galaxy S10 Plus, Unlocked... 8/128gb by slimjohn2k5: 10:54pm On Jul 03, 2023
Is it 5g?
Politics / Re: Na Lie, Work Never Finish. Nigeria Na Scam - Workers At Dangote Refinery(video) by slimjohn2k5: 10:48pm On Jul 03, 2023
Nothing to loose
Health / Re: My Skin Bleaching Story - Skin Bleaching, Harmful Effects And Corrections. by slimjohn2k5: 7:21pm On Jul 03, 2023
Dual personality
Education / Re: Mmesoma Ejikeme: Girl Accused Of Forging Jamb Result Opens Up (VIDEO) by slimjohn2k5: 6:53pm On Jul 03, 2023
Proper investigation needed
Romance / Re: My Girl Is Linking Me To Another Girl by slimjohn2k5: 5:08pm On Jul 03, 2023
What if this girl she is linking u up with find out that both of u hv been having sex.
Better forget her, forget the friend n move on.
Abi u dey fear to approach woman?

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: My Office Refused To Remit Pension by slimjohn2k5: 12:42pm On Jul 03, 2023
If Nigeria is working all this cannot be the case

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Family / Re: Depression Is Real by slimjohn2k5: 12:31pm On Jul 03, 2023
I will show u 35 and 40yrs old girls when never marry and are not depressed.
Just find what makes you happy. Men will come when it is time.

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Celebrities / Re: See Davido's 7 Baby Mamas - Meet The New Ones, Anita Brown And Ivanna Bay. by slimjohn2k5: 7:18am On Jul 02, 2023
Highway to poverty

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Food / Re: What Is That Food You Can Never Eat by slimjohn2k5: 8:00pm On Jul 01, 2023
Aplaudez:
Yam, I can't even put it in my mouth

Y, any bad past experience?
Celebrities / Re: Pls Help Me by slimjohn2k5: 11:42am On Jul 01, 2023
He should tk some time to pick up again
Romance / Re: Explain This Picture........ by slimjohn2k5: 9:43am On Jul 01, 2023
Na money turn person on.

Broke man not get confidence to psych woman

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Celebrities / Re: Shocking: Mango Tree Powers An Electric Bulb In Okemesi, Ekiti State by slimjohn2k5: 9:40am On Jul 01, 2023
Rechargeable bulb

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Phones / Re: Ugandan Takes Friends To Court For Removing Him From Whatsapp Group He Created by slimjohn2k5: 4:15pm On Jun 30, 2023
He is already rejected

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Technology Market / Re: Xiaomo Redmi Mi 9T(SOLD) by slimjohn2k5: 2:38pm On Jun 30, 2023
Dejavu
Family / Re: Please read And Advice this Man by slimjohn2k5: 3:15pm On Jun 29, 2023
Story doesn't sound real

But know that your children is not your retirement plan.
This is y most people die too quick due to children disappointment after retirement.
Business / Re: Please Help, He Has Refused To Refund My Money by slimjohn2k5: 2:39pm On Jun 28, 2023
Send someone to collect enough barbeque. When is time to pay u show up and tell the person should go.

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Food / Re: What Is Wrong With This Photo? by slimjohn2k5: 7:53am On Jun 27, 2023
Dream Vs Reality
Computers / Re: Is This A SSD Or HDD? Photos by slimjohn2k5: 9:39pm On Jun 26, 2023
Check the spec on hp website but being a 12th Gen, I believe is ssd

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Politics / Re: Disregard Reports Of Electricity Tariff Increase - AEDC by slimjohn2k5: 4:13pm On Jun 26, 2023
Is true, they don't want people to go and buy a lot of unit ahead.
They want to hit the people hard

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Romance / Re: Perfectmate Matchmaking For Nigerian Singles Living In ABROAD (DIASPORA) by slimjohn2k5: 7:03am On Jun 25, 2023
I pity the girl that will send u dm.
You go suck her dry both sexually and financially

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Health / Re: I Need A Help, Please... by slimjohn2k5: 10:16pm On Jun 24, 2023
Stop blue film and mastubation
Focus on other things like making more money for now, eat good food then try again. Stop taking drugs, how long will u continue taking drugs.
Properties / Re: I Eventually Evicted My Tenant Today by slimjohn2k5: 9:55pm On Jun 24, 2023
Senioradvocate:
Op when you say he is a manager with GNLD
there I know he is not only a poor man but a very useless man. Those folks are miserable nothing dem get except making mouth.

Then when I was still job hunting in Port Harcourt I ran into some of them. At first I saw a poster on the street and I thought it was real, I call the number and they ask me to come for interview and send me the address of the venue somewhere at mile 3, diobu in Port Harcourt, I arranged my CV and my credentials, do small reading to freshen up my brian just in case. On getting to the destination I called their number as instructed they send one small boy to come out and pick me to the venue. On getting there na so small small children gather dey use my head. After that they directed us to a big hall, the speaker of the day was one beautiful Owerri girl (my specI must say). This girl wash our brain, talk up and down boasting how much she had made through the GNLD boasting of millions in account and her cars, and I noticed few of us were just victim of job hunting, I played along. After everything they asked us to paid some money which I paid. To cut the long story short after everything I collect madam number, we became friends, I lured her out some other days, buy her gifts, with dinner and she gave in. The next day I invited her home she came na so I fuccck her to hell and back I make sure say I fuccck her with annoyance, after every every I took her to the gate, open the gate and push her outside she demanded for transport back home I told her to use her money, she replied she doesn't have money I replied her call ur driver shut back the gate, she held on the gate and beg please don't do this to me πŸ˜€ I reminded her all her huge money in her account πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ how she was boasted, locked the gate, switch off my phone and went inside, I didn't know how she managed go home with the kind fuccck wey I fuccck her that night, from GRA phase 2 along Olu Obasanjo road to Elimgbu wey madam GNLD live I don't know the miracle wey she carry reach home cos I know she was so broke. Perhaps she don do two shut time for street that night take go home cos there ashawoooooooo and customers dey plenty for that street.

U wicked

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Celebrities / Re: God Asked Me To Tell Davido Not To Use Your Maybach: Prophet Says (video) by slimjohn2k5: 9:48pm On Jun 22, 2023
Y God not tell u to tell Davido not to buy it in the first place.
That your God must be wasteful

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