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Education › Re: Deborah Okezie: ‘My Life In Danger’ – Mother Of Deeper Life Schoolboy by slimmax: 9:08am On Dec 25, 2020
hmmm things are happening, e shock me say na religious organization most bad crimes are committed this days.
Politics › Re: GSS Kaduna Kidnap: Military In Firefight With Gang Who Kidnapped Students by slimmax: 9:15pm On Dec 12, 2020
we dey watch this episode in 3d
Romance › Re: What Exactly Do Ladies Do For Each Other? by slimmax: 6:46pm On Dec 12, 2020
slawormiir:
Damnnn niggarrrr
Na their way..them nor dey do anything for each other..
And funny enough they will be displaying, hugging and treating themselves in public as if they love themselves..calling themselves sweet names..whereas the thing nor reach their mind

Na female discussion you go hear something like this on phone
Jennifer: hello baby...my sweetheart heart
Sandra:. How are you darling?
Jennifer: are you at home?
Sandra : yes..
Jennifer:: okay am coming.. prepare something
Sandra: okay honey...I will Cook fried rice...come quickly
Call ends... Sandra is like this witch don dey come again

But if na boys..they will be acting as if they hate each other whereas they love each other... You go hear something like this
Kelvin: idiot how far?
Terry: your father...
Kelvin: you dey house?....I just weak my guy
Terry: I dey house..wetin happen...why you weak?
Kelvin: arsenal jus cut my ticket
Terry: you see your life..I nor say make you nor carry arsenal for that game yesterday
Kelvin: I dey come your side..shebi you cook
Terry: for where....I nor cook anything....na even garri I drink sleep yesterday...but come first...two hundred Naira dey with me...make we buy two cup of rice take a
rrange oil jollof
na bad luck for me to make 666 likes,
Celebrities › Re: Rita Daniels Harvests Her Yam, Dances In Excitement (Pictures, Video) by slimmax: 9:33pm On Nov 30, 2020
na dis small dic…….. sorry yam na him she de happy ontop
Phones › Re: Unpopular Cheap Android Smartphones That Can Compete With The High Brands by slimmax: 6:39pm On Nov 22, 2020
I have watch a youtube review of the blackview a80 pro, so far its dope, it handled games like pubg
Phones › Re: Unpopular Cheap Android Smartphones That Can Compete With The High Brands by slimmax: 10:39pm On Nov 21, 2020
they look nice, only problem is after sales service.
Nairaland General › Re: Old Nairalanders I Have A Question For You . by slimmax: 10:24pm On Nov 21, 2020
Youngpo413:
She was like a celeb back then.....you must a fan of big àss too.lol
Ah, I was o, she was the spec then. big ass wasnt trending much then, and her pics was what was giving guys joy
Nairaland General › Re: Old Nairalanders I Have A Question For You . by slimmax: 9:28pm On Nov 21, 2020
Youngpo413:
You go sabi rokiatu,190,mr cork,naijaboiy...
rokiatu, the babe too correct die, no be all dis gals wey dey drink pills and go under the knife.
Phones › Re: Oukitel Phone by slimmax: 8:51pm On Nov 01, 2020
Heyf:
I used the c16, it was terrible tbh
Wack battery, the battery got swollen in six months, not so bright screen, always hanging!
Just get another brand abeg!
have been using mine for a year now no issues with battery
Phones › Re: Oukitel Phone by slimmax: 8:49pm On Nov 01, 2020
angelusbrut:
Moreso that c12 pro nah small version of the phone, less than 25k,u don't expect it to be doing Magic
yeah but you can wait for more inputs from other users to know how their experiences are
Phones › Re: Oukitel Phone by slimmax: 8:46pm On Nov 01, 2020
angelusbrut:
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Are you recommending it or not, with all this description above,I don't know what more to say
it depends on which models you are going for, only giving you an idea of what I have
Phones › Re: Oukitel Phone by slimmax:
make I catch space,
ehn, I am using c12pro it has its good and not so good part.
the memory is 16gig rom,2gig ram had to add a 16gig stick to it. Camera is wack, screen isnt bright in sunlight, but its one of hardest(tough to crack) screens I have used. No otg, its 4g enabled, nano sims.
Speed 1.4ghz you wont get smooth game play with it. Was able to play frag* , fifa 14, skyforce* , rally fury* , dreamleague soccer 2019 and 2020*, golfchampion*, battle of warship. Installed hios 7 launcher to give it some good looks. other models of oukitel comes with good specs and camera.
Crime › Re: US Forces Rescue American Citizen Kidnapped In Nigeria, Kill 6 Of The 7 Captors by slimmax: 6:42pm On Oct 31, 2020
Nigeria �� is a country in lagos
Politics › Re: Enugu EndSARS Stray Bullet Saga: No Governor Orders The Military – Army Officer by slimmax: 11:02am On Oct 26, 2020
na small small talk dey take start
Family › Re: Reno Omokri: "Your Money Is For You And Your Wife. But Her Money Is Not For You" by slimmax: 10:49am On Sep 23, 2020
When the man was providing nobody complain o, but when things hard him no be man again. Guys if na the case be that, when things bad, we declare bankruptcy and file for divorce because we no fit take care of her again. abi
Politics › Re: Shehu Idris: Kaduna State Declares Public Holiday To Mourn Emir Of Zazzau by slimmax: 10:43am On Sep 23, 2020
Impenetrable:
ok!
About the system?
Yes boss, give me specs and amount
Politics › Re: Shehu Idris: Kaduna State Declares Public Holiday To Mourn Emir Of Zazzau by slimmax: 5:46pm On Sep 21, 2020
Impenetrable:
RIP


Hp probook corei5 at a giveaway price
Talk to me
Foreign Affairs › Re: Navid Afkari: Iran Executes Wrestler Despite Global Outcry by slimmax: 7:27pm On Sep 12, 2020
rentAcock:
Iran is a shit hole country. Imagine with all the crude oil they have, they are still a backward 3rd world shit hole. Instead of joining the world stage and enjoy prosperity like Saudi Arabia they choose to be a dictatorial and oppressive 3rd world country. What a shame.
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It reminds you of a country that sounds like this forum. no be me talk am o,
Politics › Re: Southern Kaduna: Miyetti Allah Resolves To Make Peace With Neighbours by slimmax: 6:33pm On Sep 07, 2020
WHO IS INTOLERABLE?*

One Christmas, I killed a goat and gave you the meat. You refused to eat it because the goat was killed by a Christian. At another Christmas, to show my love for you and my deep desire for you to partake on what we eat during Christmas season, I called a Muslim to kill a goat - at this instance you ate the meat - yet I am told I am intolerable as Southern Kaduna (SK)?

To prove my sincerity and depth of love for our friendship, I have even named my son after you, but you will never name your son after me - yet I am told that the SK man is intolerable.

I am denied contracts in my state. When I complain, you tell me I am lazy and depend too much on government handouts, though your entire life is dependent on government and its patronage, yet you tell me I am intolerable?

I am denied admission or given second choice (if lucky), and yet I am being told the SK man is intolerant.

I am denied employment or promotion. If I am employed, my appointment is terminated without the terminal benefits paid as at when due. The Southern Kaduna man is intolerable?

My father has lived in Zaria all his life but his children are denied indigeneship certificate of any local government in Zaria and yet I am told SK man is intolerable.

You are killing me and at the same time accusing my elites of organising the killings. You accuse those who empathise with me of crying more than the bereaved. How tolerable could I be?

Our daughters are sometimes kidnapped, converted to Islam and married off without my permission and yet I am being told I am intolerable.

I cannot marry your daughter because I am a Christian. If I must marry your daughter, I must first convert to Islam, and yet I am told I am intolerable.

You taxed (Jangali taxes) me for years with no regards to my ability to pay and when I could not pay, you took my farm produce or any of my domestic animals. You even fed your domestic animals with my food stuffs. Yet I am told I am intolerable.

You came to Southern Kaduna and have no respect for my culture. I cannot lay claim to any any other part of Nigeria where I reside or live. You are now claiming ownership of the land of my nativity and you are telling the whole world that I am a settler and not indigenous to Southern Kaduna. Yet I am being told I am intolerable.

You stay in your own enclaves in Southern Kaduna and tell me I have to change and be like you, and yet I am told I do not like visitors and I am also intolerable.

The Igbos and Yoruba have made Southern Kaduna home with no issues and yet I am told I am intolerable.

All I have can only be found in Southern Kaduna and if I go to where you come from, I am not even allowed to stay with you. I have to go to Sabon Gari, or Tudun Wada my designated areas but back in Southern Kaduna I am told I am intolerable.

You demand ‘citizenship’ of Southern Kaduna and yet you have no allegiance to land and yet I am told I am intolerable.

When it comes to selection into positions or posts from Southern Kaduna you will favour any one with names like yours. Yet I am told I am intolerable.

Local government delineation has been done in such a way that a Southern Kaduna man or Christian will never win Kaduna South Local Government chairmanship election. Still I am being told I am intolerable.

Senatorial seats delineation has been done in such a way that somebody from Southern Kaduna can’t never win a seat in Zone 1 or 2. Yet I am told that a Southern Kaduna man is intolerable.

You took Lere (Saminaka)which is in Southern kaduna to Senatorial Zone 1 and many political gerrymandering and turned round to say our population is only 30 and yet you say the Southern Kaduna man is intolerable.

Political appointees are all from one section and yet you tell me a Southern Kaduna man is lazy and intolerable.

State and federal resources are focused on only one section of the State and yet you tell me I am intolerable.

Southern Kaduna cannot even get Kaduna State TV signals - we depend on Plateau TV and yet I am being told I am intolerable.

If Southern Kaduna is zoned with FRCN Kaduna which is appropriate, then they must broadcast in one of the major Southern Kaduna languages, such as Jju, Adara, Ham, etc . To get round that, you zoned Southern Kaduna with FRCN Enugu. Can you beat that? As such FRCN Kaduna continues to broadcast in only Hausa, Fufulde and English ignoring the other major anguages in Kaduna State. Yet I am told Southern Kaduna is intolerable.

Someone actually said Southern Kaduna and Northern Kaduna shouldn’t be in one country how much of one State. Culturally we are different and yet Southern kaduna people are being told they are intolerable.

The Southern Kaduna man cannot be VC of ABU a supposed Federal institution it appears, yet I am being told Southern Kaduna are intolerable.

In the early 1970s, Southern Kaduna people opened up Rigasa, a suburb of Kaduna Metropolis, but down the road Southern Kaduna people have been killed and their properties destroyed - those who survived had to relocate to other parts of Kaduna town - I am not sure if there is any Christian or church(es) in Rigasa as at 2020. Yet the Southern Kaduna man is being told he is intolerable.

You abandoned the long existing Kaduna railway main junction and took the terminal railway station to Rigasa with the creation of the Abuja-Kaduna rail line. The old Kaduna railway station is now a dry Port. Yet Southern Kaduna is intolerable?

In the process of imposing Sharia in Kaduna, Miss World contest, Danish cartoon, 2011 election, and many more incidents, the Southern Kaduna man is killed and yet is said to be intolerable.

When Katsina state was excised from Kaduna state, Katsina still keeps an eye on Kaduna. You are still controlling the present Kaduna State, and yet Southern Kaduna is intolerable?

You have two federal ministerial appointments and everybody in top government position is from Northern Kaduna or Katsina and yet Southern Kaduna is intolerable?

I am not allowed to do my business of selling alcohol in some Northern parts and yet you benefit from the VAT where alcohol is sold. Southern kaduna is intolerable?

You changed the names of my languages. For example, Bajju became Kaje, Atyab became Kataf, Ham became Jaba, etc. You even renamed our towns and villages. Our languages are disdained and yet I am told I am intolerable?

State resources are used to promote one religion by funding Arabic Teachers Colleges, with no similar gesture to the Christians, yet Southern Kaduna is intolerable?

You came to Southern Kaduna and we welcomed you. You see every Muslim even from the moon as your brother, but you give me a derogatory name, 'arne' or a non-believer even though Christians are acknowledged in your religion as people of the book.

There is so much greed and wickedness. eg cornered almost all federal institutions in Northern Kaduna and still Southern kaduna man is intolerable.

Cornered federal allocated positions to the state and if you cannot fill it you allocate it to katsina than consider a Southern Kaduna man and yet you say Southern Kaduna man is intolerable.

If Southern Kaduna ask for their fair share, you say they are only 30% of the population of the state - this is a lie - you have manipulated the constituencies to your advantage that one can only call this rigging at source. Yet, Southern Kaduna is intolerable?

Southern Kaduna built Christian schools which you attended, which you later took over ownership without compensation. When the Southern Kaduna man complains, you say he is intolerable?

You are quick to send condolence messages to other countries who lose the lives of their citizens, but either keep mute or explain away the killings in Southern Kaduna, yet Southern Kaduna is accused of being intolerable.

We are being killed in Southern Kaduna and you keep telling the world that the killing is being organised by Southern Kaduna elites? If you know this, why haven't you arrested them? Yet Southern Kaduna is intolerable?

We are talking about centuries of subjugations and discriminations and physical eliminations of the citizens of Southern Kaduna. Here come some paid megaphone critics now saying we have no reasons to cry? What a sad and a diabolical tale.

This is from a 70 year old Southern Kaduna man. I will tell you my name but it is not like yours for I wanted you to read this because you would probably not read it if you see that my name is not anything near yours.

Note: Dear reader, the above and many others are the experiences of Southern Kaduna for the past 70 years. Decide whether or not Southern Kaduna people are intolerable.

cc Casimir Biriyok
Family › Re: This For Me Is The Best Argument So Far Against Cama... Enjoy. by slimmax: 7:08pm On Aug 29, 2020
This CAMA is really a pain in the thigh for some. A believer is not forced to give any amount if s/he does not want to. Make Govt focus on what is their mandate than digressing from it. Very soon they will bring a law that will require reciepts for giving out alms or charity.
Phones › Re: Android Phone Of Less Than 30k by slimmax: 3:16pm On Aug 06, 2020
try oukitel c19 (camera � 13mp no finger print) or c12(the camera 8mp isn't that good) but will run averagely most heavy apps. both are 2gig ram n 4g lte
Phones › Re: Cant Find The Remote? Your Infinix Smartphone Has Got You Covered by slimmax: 9:02pm On Jul 28, 2020
Which outlet sells the tv?
Phones › Re: Night Browsing: Get 2.5GB From Airtel At N250 by slimmax: 9:20am On Jul 21, 2020
Life saving data, if only this packages will be moved to day time usage
Crime › Re: Bandits Kidnap Juwairiyya, Murtala Musa Kore's Daughter by slimmax: 9:03pm On Jul 19, 2020
E don dey happen
TV/Movies › Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by slimmax:
kushercain:
the old guard (2020)
9/10

Dopest movie this year so far
I just finished watching the movie, its definitely a must watch… I was just shouting ..I'm expecting a sequel.
It seems the concept was borrowed from the movie "Hancock". Both movies involves, immortals who can be hurt, Charlize Theron. It was a black immortal that died long before Andy was alone, Will smith(black actor) was the main character of Hancock.
Travel › Re: Tolulope Arotile Was Mistakenly Killed By Her Ex Schoolmate - NAF by slimmax: 8:07pm On Jul 15, 2020
rest in peace
Autos › Re: Sold:Nigeria Neatly Used Honda Accord 2007 Black 2.4 680k by slimmax: 4:39pm On Jul 08, 2020
360k, location
Health › Re: OPM Shuts Down Its Specialist Hospital In Aluu, Rivers State by slimmax: 9:20am On Jul 05, 2020
abeg relocate come my village
Travel › Re: New Images From Kaduna Urban Renewal Project by slimmax: 8:23pm On Jun 30, 2020
When this development go reach kaduna south, places like sabo, gonin gora etc
TV/Movies › Re: Diane: I Want Elozonam To Treat Me The Way Ike Treats Mercy (video) by slimmax: 4:07pm On Jun 30, 2020
Maliqcious:
No hausa tribe in southern kaduna.. Note
I wanted to correct the prisoner of mental slavery, but you have done that. Imagine how boldly he said it. The North isn't what most people in the south think.

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