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Health › Re: HIV Vaccine Breakthrough As Experts Generate Immune Cells To Stop Spread by slimmax: 12:11pm On Sep 18, 2017
where dem they collect am , make i go make queue sharperly
Foreign Affairs › Re: Marisa Papen, Model Jailed Over Nude Photoshoot At Egyptian Temple by slimmax: 12:07pm On Sep 18, 2017
Flat tummy, champagne cup size bo..bs, nice back side.......... wink she is hot
Romance › Re: I Am 30yrs, Earn 35k A Month And Will Marry A Student In A Months Time. by slimmax: 9:14am On Sep 07, 2017
Guy you just made the (my)list. Abeg give me the handout wey you read. nice post
Christianity Etc › Re: SEE 10 Main Reasons Why The Church Should Not Abandon Politics by slimmax:
Really, what happened to 1 Th 4.11
Celebrities › Re: Yvonne Nelson: Ladies Lie About Their Age, I Don’t Understand Why by slimmax: 5:36pm On Sep 01, 2017
busted
Properties › Re: Pls How Much Will Finish This 2bedroom Bungalow by slimmax: 7:49am On Aug 28, 2017
Nice work, using floor plan creator
It depends on your location, check my profile you will find that i did something similar last year. I reside in the north and have spent 1.7m give or take, but haven't done plastering and fittings.
Celebrities › Re: Bbnaija Gifty And Her Mom Go Nude For The Gram by slimmax: 1:15pm On Aug 27, 2017
grin ZombieTAMER:What kind of moniker is donjazzySMHCreativity is zero
Your moniker is obviously a very creative one!
LMAO
Celebrities › Re: Boy Saves Brother From Drowning After Learning How In The Rock's "San Andreas" by slimmax: 8:24am On Aug 26, 2017
See wetin children dey learn from movies , but our own (naija) na different tory.
Business › Re: When Was The Last Time You Saw Nigerian Coins? by slimmax: 2:53pm On Aug 16, 2017
Mobsync:
Oga, no greet me o. grin grin grin

Na only one I get and I no fit give you. If I get pass one sef, I no go still give you.
Haba no be fight na, I dey collect coins and notes and I don't have that note in my collection
Business › Re: When Was The Last Time You Saw Nigerian Coins? by slimmax: 1:28pm On Aug 16, 2017
Mobsync:
I have plenty of those with lots of old note. I even have the 50 kobo and 1 naira notes.
Guy how far how i fit get the 1naira note from you? Thats if you have extra notes
Celebrities › Re: Charly Boy Attacked, Escapes Lynching In Abuja’s Wuse Market At #ResumeOrResign by slimmax: 1:58pm On Aug 15, 2017
grin
Nairaland General › Re: 1,500 Years Old Bible About Jesus Christ Was Shocking (picture) by slimmax: 8:35pm On Aug 02, 2017
I put hand for jaw de watch una
Celebrities › Re: "Is It Ok For Your Friend To Date Your Ex?" - Actress Damilola Adegbite by slimmax: 12:31pm On Jul 12, 2017
talk about casting your pearl before swine . you can't eat your cake and have it, If u still like am how come he/she is still ur ex.?
Sports › Re: 5 Surprising Benefits Of Playing Chess by slimmax: 3:02pm On Jul 07, 2017
prospero5:
But it also makes people go mad. you can ask Bobby Fischer.
respect to Magnus Calsen, Gary Kasparov.


modified: my best game after football
I was experiencing severe headache in 2009 I was the guy to beat in chess amongst my friends. so i stopped playing chess. Did I forget to mention I have a GLASS CHESS .
Business › Re: Nigeria Misses Digital Switch-over Deadline Again As Scandal Rocks NBC by slimmax: 9:15am On Jun 21, 2017
I bought the receiver yet nothing still. make una give me back my money if una never ready na.
Christianity Etc › Re: Etisalat New Ramadan Data Offer by slimmax: 10:42pm On Jun 12, 2017
just saw this, will give it a try tomorrow morning
Sports › Re: UEFA Europa League Account Trolls Arsenal by slimmax: 11:22am On May 24, 2017
offkick:
I don't think it matters till they sack Wenger
The board are in support of the Wenger, imagine they have reduced their ticket price , which means they are still looking at the economics(manager in Wenger ) cos thats how they have been managing
Sports › Re: UEFA Europa League Account Trolls Arsenal by slimmax: 11:47am On May 23, 2017
Its high time they are brought down to earth, soon it might be top 10. Like say them swear for they with 4th place
Phones › Re: Whatsapp Introduced "Pin Chat" - See Features by slimmax: 8:23am On May 20, 2017
Fresia01:
I'm devastated.. My bf just broke up with me for no reason , I really need emotional help! !!
Na the new strategy to advertise your market abi, konji starved guys come see, soup is ready for licking.
Education › Re: 5 Things That Happen When You Graduate With A Poor CGPA by slimmax: 12:30pm On May 19, 2017
I hear you
Romance › Re: Covenant University Graduate Searching For A Husband Lists Specifications by slimmax: 4:45pm On May 17, 2017
I swear i meet her specs but one..... i no be yoruba (CAN I CLAIM HALF AFONJA) . The babe try but na packaging.
Besides if am bringing all this to the table , what is she offering........ awon leechers
NYSC › Re: Solution To Errors In Names & Matric No On NYSC Senate List by slimmax: 10:07pm On Apr 18, 2017
Do I need to register on the NYSC portal, if am getting an exemption cert.
Career › Re: Customs Remove HND Dichotomy, Promote 3487 Officers by slimmax: 7:45am On Apr 11, 2017
The beginning of something sweet to the ears of many. This man (Ali) just keeps impressing me.
Phones › Re: Is Google Trying To Take Over Whatsapp Services? by slimmax: 10:06am On Mar 19, 2017
very feasible. it might be the next big thing in android world. imagine being able to text without a third party app.
Politics › Re: Hameed Ali Arrives Senate In Mufti (Photo) by slimmax: 12:51pm On Mar 16, 2017
Most people don't understand that his(Ahmed Ali) post is an appointment not a recruitment. If that be the case then Minister of Defense should also put on uniform.
Agriculture › Re: Rabbits For Pets And Consumption Available In Enugu by slimmax: 12:17pm On Mar 15, 2017
oblo:
CALL FOR BOOKINGS AND PICKUP
CAN YOU DELIVER TO KADUNA
TV/Movies › Re: Suits TV Series Fanpage (No Spoiler) by slimmax: 1:12am On Mar 11, 2017
UjSizzle:
Tara was right. He didn't give her time to process the information before going gaga and trying to hurt her. That was unfair.
Give her time to process what? you didn't see how she lashed at him. if na me be Louis,she for get federal warning that outburst from him was too mild. Forming holier than
Events › Re: 5 Reasons To Hold Your Traditonal And White Wedding Ceremony The Same Day by slimmax: 7:57am On Feb 28, 2017
very plausible
Celebrities › Re: Nigerians React As 2face Cancels Nationwide Protest (photos) by slimmax: 9:03am On Feb 05, 2017
Serious. Matter
Phones › Re: Whatsapp Postpones Usage Deadline by slimmax: 7:58am On Jan 01, 2017
Coldfeet:
Happy new year......
You bad gan. Haba pity the guy na.
Literature › Re: VALOUR: The Bravest (A Sci-fi) by slimmax: 11:52am On Nov 26, 2016
[quote author=DaVinci24 post=48488698]Chapter One

Hero (plural heroes): a mythological or legendary figure often of divine descent endowed with great strength or ability; figuratively, a metahuman who has chosen to go into heroics. Synonyms: super, superhero, mask, cape.

Jolson's Superhuman Enchiridion


-NOAH

I rode into the war party on the Ashland Expressway like a bat out of hell. An armored bus carrying armed men had its doors open and the men were discharging their weapons on a paddywagon escorted by a police car. Two squad cars, one lying on 21st Abbey and the other on East Hoover, both burning brightly served as evidence to the havoc of the men. I only managed to save the officers inside. It was a bad time to be one of those cops.

My night actually started on a high note . I was having coffee and scorched for dinner with a beautiful lady I hoped to start something with. We were at the homely confines of the CC Legolas. The fresh scent of cappuccino filled the air.

I was making my moves on the racy brunette when the call came. It was about Ulfrich Blake, a mobster who agreed to testify against his crime boss, Arkadin Lyakhov. The so called 'Big Head of crime' now wanted him silenced. The mob enforcers were sent to intercept his transport paddywagon.

"Okay, I'm on my way," I pocketed my phone and stood up. My date had a scared look on her face.

"I gotta go, Nancy."

"Noah, you're ditching me on a first date?" My eyes turned to meet her sad ones. She held my hand while we made eye contact.

"It's an emergency, I need to be on the crime scene," I wasn't lying, being a Private Eye for a day job made sure of that.

I still can't recall the number of times and women I've used this excuse on. Nancy let go of my hand, I dipped my the hand into my coat and dropped a wad of dollar bills on the table. I started making my way out of the brightly lit cafe. Deep down, I knew lovely Nancy would never give me a second chance. It was a price I had to pay. It's a shame how superheroes don't often end half of their dates. This was my responsibility as the Totem. Although the city had a couple of emergency teams with supers on them, My identity name was always the first to pop up when there was a crisis.

The September chill nipped around the edges of my coat the sooner I got out. The coat went flying off, into a garbage can where I would pick up it up. If a homeless person didn't take it as a parting gift. That was a nice coat, Bernini. I broke into a run headed for my parking spot. My uniform was exposed. A couple of people caught sight of the sleek looking two piece supersuit. The black top was a body fitting Kevlar top suit on which an outstretched brown 'T' sat, it was attached to a pair of brown spandex shorts by a silver utility belt. My impressive physique added a powerful tone to it. They simply awed, I was the man they recognized as Totem.

What possesses a person, already a freak to begin with, to put on a special suit and mask and let people give him a funny name? Alright, I will agree that there are good reasons for the mask. And the codename. But the rest? What are we, ten?

I jumped on my gear laden motorcycle, put on my black mask before disappearing into the night.

"Totem, I have eyes on the armored bus and paddywagon, what's your status?" A female voice asked through the comm on my mask. I christened her Eyeball. She was my guide, monitoring me through a series of screens from our supposedly secret base. I learned the hard way that it wasn't wisdom to blindly rush into danger.

"I'm in their midst, Eyeball. Gimme the breakdown," I replied as I maneuvred my bike in between the two warring parties. Saturday traffic gave us some well needed space. I don't want to worry about motorists. Not when I try to stop the enforcers.

"The cops have completely surrounded the end of the tunnel. You have to hold off the enforcers while the paddy gets there. Oh, there's a speeding truck on your twelve."

"Get out of the way!" I was so focused on gaining head way. I almost missed the honking of a dump truck. I swerved out of the way at the last second. My cat-like reflexes saving me. The gaps between the buildings narrowed. The highway quickly descended into a tunnel supported by many pillars. The night sky disappeared as we went under concrete.

The Enforcers didn't seem to be getting any headway of their own in killing Ulfrich. The men fired concussive blasts from advanced weapons. I knew the Big Head's men always get cutting edge equipment but how did they get those? The paddywagon didn't bulge though, it was too well built for that. At this rate, stopping the enforcers would be easy. I was forced to eat my thoughts when the leader of the gang, a man wearing a blank face mask grabbed a rocket launcher and aimed it at the wagon. I instantly recognized the mask and knew who he was. He was Solomon Faust, one of the Big Head's main men. He chuckled wickedly and fired a missile past me.

Bang.

The paddywagon immediately slowed down to create a gap and the missile sizzled pass it by mere inches. The missile crashed against a pillar and took out that section of the tunnel. These hoodlums were going to bring the roof down on us like the pharoahs of olden.
Nice. oya come finish am
Sports › Re: Super Falcons Releases New Team Photos Ahead #AWCON2016 by slimmax: 7:05am On Nov 19, 2016
Now this is good publicity, even the local league should adopt this method, sell your team, make them look catchy, turn them to stars and everyday picture. The results you will get...... Good football, large viewership, sponsors, etc.

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