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SportsRe: UEFA Europa League Account Trolls Arsenal by slimmax: 11:22am On May 24, 2017
offkick:
I don't think it matters till they sack Wenger
The board are in support of the Wenger, imagine they have reduced their ticket price , which means they are still looking at the economics(manager in Wenger ) cos thats how they have been managing
SportsRe: UEFA Europa League Account Trolls Arsenal by slimmax: 11:47am On May 23, 2017
Its high time they are brought down to earth, soon it might be top 10. Like say them swear for they with 4th place
PhonesRe: Whatsapp Introduced "Pin Chat" - See Features by slimmax: 8:23am On May 20, 2017
Fresia01:
I'm devastated.. My bf just broke up with me for no reason , I really need emotional help! !!
Na the new strategy to advertise your market abi, konji starved guys come see, soup is ready for licking.
EducationRe: 5 Things That Happen When You Graduate With A Poor CGPA by slimmax: 12:30pm On May 19, 2017
I hear you
RomanceRe: Covenant University Graduate Searching For A Husband Lists Specifications by slimmax: 4:45pm On May 17, 2017
I swear i meet her specs but one..... i no be yoruba (CAN I CLAIM HALF AFONJA) . The babe try but na packaging.
Besides if am bringing all this to the table , what is she offering........ awon leechers
NYSCRe: Solution To Errors In Names & Matric No On NYSC Senate List by slimmax: 10:07pm On Apr 18, 2017
Do I need to register on the NYSC portal, if am getting an exemption cert.
CareerRe: Customs Remove HND Dichotomy, Promote 3487 Officers by slimmax: 7:45am On Apr 11, 2017
The beginning of something sweet to the ears of many. This man (Ali) just keeps impressing me.
PhonesRe: Is Google Trying To Take Over Whatsapp Services? by slimmax: 10:06am On Mar 19, 2017
very feasible. it might be the next big thing in android world. imagine being able to text without a third party app.
PoliticsRe: Hameed Ali Arrives Senate In Mufti (Photo) by slimmax: 12:51pm On Mar 16, 2017
Most people don't understand that his(Ahmed Ali) post is an appointment not a recruitment. If that be the case then Minister of Defense should also put on uniform.
AgricultureRe: Rabbits For Pets And Consumption Available In Enugu by slimmax: 12:17pm On Mar 15, 2017
oblo:
CALL FOR BOOKINGS AND PICKUP
CAN YOU DELIVER TO KADUNA
TV/MoviesRe: Suits TV Series Fanpage (No Spoiler) by slimmax: 1:12am On Mar 11, 2017
UjSizzle:
Tara was right. He didn't give her time to process the information before going gaga and trying to hurt her. That was unfair.
Give her time to process what? you didn't see how she lashed at him. if na me be Louis,she for get federal warning that outburst from him was too mild. Forming holier than
EventsRe: 5 Reasons To Hold Your Traditonal And White Wedding Ceremony The Same Day by slimmax: 7:57am On Feb 28, 2017
very plausible
CelebritiesRe: Nigerians React As 2face Cancels Nationwide Protest (photos) by slimmax: 9:03am On Feb 05, 2017
Serious. Matter
PhonesRe: Whatsapp Postpones Usage Deadline by slimmax: 7:58am On Jan 01, 2017
Coldfeet:
Happy new year......
You bad gan. Haba pity the guy na.
LiteratureRe: VALOUR: The Bravest (A Sci-fi) by slimmax: 11:52am On Nov 26, 2016
[quote author=DaVinci24 post=48488698]Chapter One

Hero (plural heroes): a mythological or legendary figure often of divine descent endowed with great strength or ability; figuratively, a metahuman who has chosen to go into heroics. Synonyms: super, superhero, mask, cape.

Jolson's Superhuman Enchiridion


-NOAH

I rode into the war party on the Ashland Expressway like a bat out of hell. An armored bus carrying armed men had its doors open and the men were discharging their weapons on a paddywagon escorted by a police car. Two squad cars, one lying on 21st Abbey and the other on East Hoover, both burning brightly served as evidence to the havoc of the men. I only managed to save the officers inside. It was a bad time to be one of those cops.

My night actually started on a high note . I was having coffee and scorched for dinner with a beautiful lady I hoped to start something with. We were at the homely confines of the CC Legolas. The fresh scent of cappuccino filled the air.

I was making my moves on the racy brunette when the call came. It was about Ulfrich Blake, a mobster who agreed to testify against his crime boss, Arkadin Lyakhov. The so called 'Big Head of crime' now wanted him silenced. The mob enforcers were sent to intercept his transport paddywagon.

"Okay, I'm on my way," I pocketed my phone and stood up. My date had a scared look on her face.

"I gotta go, Nancy."

"Noah, you're ditching me on a first date?" My eyes turned to meet her sad ones. She held my hand while we made eye contact.

"It's an emergency, I need to be on the crime scene," I wasn't lying, being a Private Eye for a day job made sure of that.

I still can't recall the number of times and women I've used this excuse on. Nancy let go of my hand, I dipped my the hand into my coat and dropped a wad of dollar bills on the table. I started making my way out of the brightly lit cafe. Deep down, I knew lovely Nancy would never give me a second chance. It was a price I had to pay. It's a shame how superheroes don't often end half of their dates. This was my responsibility as the Totem. Although the city had a couple of emergency teams with supers on them, My identity name was always the first to pop up when there was a crisis.

The September chill nipped around the edges of my coat the sooner I got out. The coat went flying off, into a garbage can where I would pick up it up. If a homeless person didn't take it as a parting gift. That was a nice coat, Bernini. I broke into a run headed for my parking spot. My uniform was exposed. A couple of people caught sight of the sleek looking two piece supersuit. The black top was a body fitting Kevlar top suit on which an outstretched brown 'T' sat, it was attached to a pair of brown spandex shorts by a silver utility belt. My impressive physique added a powerful tone to it. They simply awed, I was the man they recognized as Totem.

What possesses a person, already a freak to begin with, to put on a special suit and mask and let people give him a funny name? Alright, I will agree that there are good reasons for the mask. And the codename. But the rest? What are we, ten?

I jumped on my gear laden motorcycle, put on my black mask before disappearing into the night.

"Totem, I have eyes on the armored bus and paddywagon, what's your status?" A female voice asked through the comm on my mask. I christened her Eyeball. She was my guide, monitoring me through a series of screens from our supposedly secret base. I learned the hard way that it wasn't wisdom to blindly rush into danger.

"I'm in their midst, Eyeball. Gimme the breakdown," I replied as I maneuvred my bike in between the two warring parties. Saturday traffic gave us some well needed space. I don't want to worry about motorists. Not when I try to stop the enforcers.

"The cops have completely surrounded the end of the tunnel. You have to hold off the enforcers while the paddy gets there. Oh, there's a speeding truck on your twelve."

"Get out of the way!" I was so focused on gaining head way. I almost missed the honking of a dump truck. I swerved out of the way at the last second. My cat-like reflexes saving me. The gaps between the buildings narrowed. The highway quickly descended into a tunnel supported by many pillars. The night sky disappeared as we went under concrete.

The Enforcers didn't seem to be getting any headway of their own in killing Ulfrich. The men fired concussive blasts from advanced weapons. I knew the Big Head's men always get cutting edge equipment but how did they get those? The paddywagon didn't bulge though, it was too well built for that. At this rate, stopping the enforcers would be easy. I was forced to eat my thoughts when the leader of the gang, a man wearing a blank face mask grabbed a rocket launcher and aimed it at the wagon. I instantly recognized the mask and knew who he was. He was Solomon Faust, one of the Big Head's main men. He chuckled wickedly and fired a missile past me.

Bang.

The paddywagon immediately slowed down to create a gap and the missile sizzled pass it by mere inches. The missile crashed against a pillar and took out that section of the tunnel. These hoodlums were going to bring the roof down on us like the pharoahs of olden.
Nice. oya come finish am
SportsRe: Super Falcons Releases New Team Photos Ahead #AWCON2016 by slimmax: 7:05am On Nov 19, 2016
Now this is good publicity, even the local league should adopt this method, sell your team, make them look catchy, turn them to stars and everyday picture. The results you will get...... Good football, large viewership, sponsors, etc.
PropertiesRe: Construction Diary Of Six Units Of Three Bedroom Flats At Anambra by slimmax: 6:25am On Nov 09, 2016
Nice work
PropertiesRe: 2 Bedroom Building Project by slimmax(op): 7:29am On Nov 04, 2016
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PropertiesRe: 2 Bedroom Building Project by slimmax(op):
Will be heading to Panteka market to buy rods and planks for casting of pillars, and overhead coach.
PropertiesRe: 2 Bedroom Building Project by slimmax(op): 7:09am On Nov 04, 2016
greenermodels:
guy, you need to Change the opening orientation of the doors to open indoors and the dimensioning is not too clear to me to know the depths of the verandas, also a kitchen veranda would be nice, you might also consider the size of the land relative to the house so that the house won't be too big for the land, also the masters room lacks cross ventilation so you need to swap it and some fellows actually prefers their masters bedroom at the back for increased privacy.just make those corrections first then i would go through it again, you can check my thread on bungalows that would fit into a 50x50 plot of land to get more ideas, i would soon past a new design for a three bedroom all en suite design for a plot of land measuring 30x100 on that thread that would give you clues on how to design for a long narrow plot.i also forgot to tell you that you can't just allocate spaces for dining, kitchen, verandas arbitrarily, you need to browse online for some anthropometric data to guide those measurements.
The doors should open into the rooms, not outwards. There is a veranda for the kitchen, the rooms are 12 x12. The passage is almost 6ft wide.
PropertiesRe: 2 Bedroom Building Project by slimmax(op): 7:06am On Nov 04, 2016
twinskenny:
Good luck sir.. Wish you success kindly contact us for the electrical.. We ar not expensive grin
Thank you. If you reside within kaduna why not.
PropertiesRe: 2 Bedroom Building Project by slimmax(op): 7:30am On Nov 03, 2016
Project is progressing, at window level.
PropertiesRe: 2 Bedroom Building Project by slimmax(op): 10:10pm On Oct 30, 2016
I like this plan that's why am asking for corrections
Jobs/VacanciesRe: I Got This E-recruiter Message Abt The First Bank Job by slimmax: 10:23am On Oct 30, 2016
I got the message but it seems its for first bank contract staff only. If you don't have the staff Id and number you might not be invited. But am keeping my fingers crossed.
Properties2 Bedroom Building Project by slimmax(op):
Good Sunday Nlanders. I'm about to commence work on my small land 50*100*33 (it's trapezoid in shape), it has two streets by the 50 and 100. The plan is for 2bedroom apartment, designed it using floor plan creator and would be giving it to an architect to put on paper.
will appreciate any advice or information and contributions from experienced heads.

PhonesRe: Android Phone *proper* Specification Listing by slimmax: 8:15am On Oct 08, 2016
pcguru1:
Hi guys am an avid follower of this thread but I must say i've noticed something wrong here, when listing the specs of the phone, most people never write the Processor Model and always forget to list the GPU,

The GPU is actually important especially for those of us interested in gaming, and also I see people who create videos and try to review the gaming aspect and i cringe when they test 2D games and old 3d games, that's actually wrong, when you buy a GPU for a PC you test against the latest game and also latest technology.

Meaning we should run a benchmark on the phone like 3DMark and see the FPS counts for different OpenGLES features, and also we should run high end games and put to highest quality games like Modern Combat, Prometheus and Opengl3.1 games if they are available and also some demos to see if the phone can run Vulkan API, alot of us want to invest in the right phone.

Thanks
Also I want to review phones in terms of gaming, do companies usually give people phones to review before returning it.
yeah they have like a small test group, just like major game console coys do. what i would love to see is a phone that has upgradable RAM.
PropertiesRe: How Many Rooms Can A 40x50 Plot Of Land Contain? by slimmax: 6:53am On Sep 25, 2016
I have something similar and planning to start the project by december. Will upload a 2bedroom plan I am designing myself. Plot is (50x38x50x50)ft.
TV/MoviesRe: Suits TV Series Fanpage (No Spoiler) by slimmax: 8:10am On Sep 18, 2016
This should be the season finale, dont kill the suspense. Imagine Louis has man up to take responsiblity for another man's baby.
CelebritiesRe: Bolaji Ogunmola: I Am Blessed With Big Boobs, I Can’t Date A Poor Man by slimmax: 10:56am On Sep 04, 2016
NastyBitches:
Sunday Jellof Rice!!! cool cool cool

Quote me with your glo number and I'll gift you up to 24GB data...NB. Only the first 10 people get this jellof rice. grin grin grin



No scam, 101% legit!
Guy wetin you de take all that data do
PhonesRe: Etisalat Nigeria Unveils New Evening Data Plans by slimmax: 6:38am On Aug 22, 2016
Petersamuel8:
just log on to www.freebasics.com with ur airtel sim and start browsing for free, you can use it on nairaland]
It works with operamini browser
SportsRe: Katsuya Takasu Arrives Nigerian Team's Base In Order To Fulfill His Pledge by slimmax: 9:52pm On Aug 20, 2016
Katsuya Takasu for President 2019
CareerRe: How Much Are Bakery Worker Paid? by slimmax: 6:40am On Aug 19, 2016
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