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You people and multi sha. 'Neways, bit over the place, I dnt av time for polishing.

Bubbly bar wrappers also wanna chill in ere/
Silly queers, u see a lounge in here?/
My niccas will tear off your lingerie/
Like 'Vickie, b!tc# whatdfuck u hiding there'/
Geddit?. . . Secrets/

Aint no discreet misfit in these districts/Yes, ask Ibis/
Our metal pieces/ come out laude like volumes of masters thesis!/
I done mastered this s#!t/ engineered lyrical physics/ beyond your mental physique/

Build up illegal digits like I cheat at titris/
No game boy, [b]D[/b]is [b]M[/b]an's [b]T[/b]he s#!t like Gaddafi, serious bizniz/
Ya'll hoes think deeper/ we don't dig your gimmicks/
Ya'll drink cheap bars/ dats why you piss poor lyrics/

Now dig this sick s#!t I throw up, u a$$h0les/
Rap egg[/i]heads un[i]scramble this bar code/
I eat beef for breakfast, the herod's approach/
The first born you bred, you bet dey are toast/

For ManU to beat Barca, Fletcher has to have an A+ game.
Barca's rhythm doesnt flow so well when you have a ball playing + ball winning DM. And Fletcher is one of the best at that in the premiership.

That said though, I've seen ManU twice this season against teams who prefer to keep the ball, Arsenal and Blackpool. ManU didn't do too well in their play.

V3, Muki how far wit our ish. The name change----- Slim.

I see the donkey brayeth still.

To my peoplez peoplez, Gunners, jor oh.

Dipo, for one I wasnt talking about Djourou and Smalling in that instance, I was reffering to the insane calls to replace Cesc with Ramsey.

However I sincerely believe you are having a laff saying Smalling is anywhere even near as good as Djourou. Seriously dude?! Ya'll Arsenal fans have a funny way of rubbishing your own players, this one is on another level.

And for the scummies, hold your side maintain your champion oh. Moomoos.

Smalling is better dan Djourou? Jisox!! Ya'll nigg@s aint got s#!t on Silas. Una sabi punish unaself o!

People sha won't listen, in what universe does someone complain about quality and still advocate replacing the main star with the understudy?

Congrats to Manyoubeshyte anyways. They deserve it.

V3, IMO I only have to thank God coaching is not by voting.

You just practically cleared our midfield to bring in 2players who have never played in the premiership

Jisox of Olodi-Apapa , where is everybody?!

4llerbuntu:
The utd result only goes to show the extreme level of mental weakness in the Man Utd team

When the pressure was on, and there was practically everything to play for, including the EPL trophy, for those who actually gave a rats backside, the team forks ups and cant do what they have been doing so regularly for a long time, beat Arsenal, play better than Arsenal, score a goal, hang on to that solitary goal!!!

You can bet if there was nothing to play for, the match would have gone the usual way.

Yet none of us think their manager is at fault for his weak minded squad , and still the 'dementee' gives sound bites saying its the ref's fault .

God must be a gunner no disguise

Cliches are a binsh!!!!

Sori for the late report. Arsenal beat Manyoubecrap 1-0 at the Emirates.

Sterling defender Vidic will miss Mayoubecrap last 3games of the season for a straight red card he copped after he, reminiscent of vandersaar's better days' parried a Walcott cross over the bar. . .oh wait. . .no he won't. Tough tackling DM Chris Foy apparently missed it. What the sheet linesman, who it has been reported bungled our sunderland game, was thinking, we will never know. After all he gave a corner.

Oh by the way tough tackling DM, chris Foy had more succesful tackles and interceptions than his counterprats(no typo) in black.

Note to Chris, you can now start booking every player for a bodycheck seeing how easy it is to get out of the way. . .m0r0n.

Mama say make I hail o. . .she was too busy tending to her son. Una deserve this one, been a long time coming. Shekpe delayed is not opaeyin denied.

Dokitaaa, Nsofor as how nah

Cesc injured, oh dear, maybe we get to see a coming for Aaron Ramsey.

Ha debo, mo sorry gan, Arsenal does not have Barca type pocket money o.

Doomed I say, we are doomed

Abeg can this season end already. After we get ours against them scummies.

Alrite, on some friday after-igo-meji ish. This verse is
Alchy-Rated. Reader discretion is advised.


I paint crazy pictures with words, mo ti ya weyrey/
Slim aint too 9ice to fart [2Phat] on ya'll, boya ko bere/
Me, I be rugged raphead, head warmer or gele/
But i don't fork with rapheads/ so sisi bo gele/
Oya baby grab bed/ make dat pretty y@n$h bend/, chere/
Slim na very bad man/, wo modo weyrey/
After I pound yam/ I hear you like to swallow. . . okele[/i]/
Threw a bill at her, gave her a moniker/
Said get on ur kneek name she gave me an hell yes [alias]/
I'm fuckin hillari-ous [horse] u can say I'm getting billy's goat/
My fetish feeding her mayo with my wild oats/
Her tonsils got my P in a vice grip, she's d!€k chaining
Extreme powerphilia I only fork with dead presidents. . .pay me/
But ya'll power failures turn me off. . .bad presidents/
So this kid sourced mo' chedda but koi tito[i/]/
I wan control big numbers like Tjoe/
So I snatch n!@s ish on this [i]friday s#!t like I was Deebo/
Never get knocked out with dat brick tho/
No lights out/ in dis knight's house/ see me very clearly/
Now bow down to the king like u on BB, beri beri/

Ok, back to that ish I was on before.

DBR:
and if y'all zoomed in Sedan. . no one got that far/
Sudan flow. .i Beast on FFR like i got Tha Fur!/
got the Bread cos your Pen is Idle , , u Phukin Loafer/
go Deep in on d Couch. .our chic nickname me So far!/

oNe

DBR haba, calm down na Word play overdose. Where is Mobinga when you need him . . . .*faints*

Pat Rice retired empty handed? How ignorant can people be?

Jisox lateef!! wipe that c-U-m on ur cheek off! Or carry it to Barca thread.

Lateef na wa oh. You still dey here?

I guess these Barca boys wont make a liar outta me. Do they train in a swimming pool or what? #diving!!

Meanwhile Rio Ferdinand sef dey criticize diving, bwahahahahaha . . . .m0r0n, Ronaldo used to play for his team, Shrek still does. He might wanna shut his trap.

Na wa o. ya'll want to start this debate again. I think M9 should have added a 'just' for those fixated on the grammar.

'I'm not a star, I'm just a bigger planet than jupiter'

Lateef o je lo wa ise se. You dey even count the number of my posts. How many words be this one. , Alainikanse jati jati .

Dr lateef MD MMP PDDy. . .psychoanalyst, mental resilience specialist. So my calculations were wrong. Bite me, sebi na show of mental strength. Dr Moomoo.

@A-40, as per rules, pay out is at 'mathematically impossible'. Who knows, Shekpe might come to my rescue again this season. . . .

@Lateef wish wan be oyinbo. We have a song about winning the league Old Toilet and at Shitehart-lane. Hope you understand now. . .professor moomoo.

M0r0n, I said they must not win IT.

Awon wo esinsin wo lon kun yi?

It is dead done and buried folks. Neways was already in next season mode.

Still av some pride to play for against Manure. They must not win it at The Ems.

DBR, tanks man. But I no gree, ya'll gotta drop verses. You gave ur word. Ibime you too.

IDLO. . .I dey laff oh.

Repost . . . .

FOOT-WORK
While ya'll cool ur heels lemme jump in feet first.
Step in/ I'm d stand up guy/ aka his lyrical feetness//
Shoe in/ for the top spot guy/, I only kick realness//
Then left my boot in/ Kick down windows and dos, Com. Putin//
On my KGBiznez marching on the kremlin AK shooting//
For the stars, mathematical, see me dribblin on these lines//
I'm in fork you mode, nah I didnt just diss 'Nine//
I'm mean, average cats get kicked 2 d curb, median//
Plant my feet down, grow insane lines//
You pups cant toe the same line/ toke the same high/ tote the same 9/ ya'll tottering canines//
I go ham on these animals/ blow a cannon thru ur white hat//
Ya'll saints with no stamina/ dont mess with a black heart//
Yall can't catch me now, I punch out your whole nation//
Emptied out my magazine, put my mic down, werz my standing ovation//

Fork, I tried to post that from the fone. Lemme clean up and repost!

Sumfin I just tried to work with. . . .

FOOT-WORK
While ya'll cool ur heels lemme jump in feet first.
Step in/ I'm d stand up guy/ aka his lyrical feetness//
Shoe in[i/]/ for the top spot guy/, I only [i]kick realness//
Then left my boot in/ Kick down windows and dos. . . . Com. Putin//
On my KGBiznez marching on the kremlin AK shooting//
For the stars, mathematical, see me dribblin on these lines//
I'm in fork you mode, nah I didnt just diss 'Nine//
I'm mean, average cats get kicked 2 d curb. . . . .median[i/]//
[i]Plant[i/] my feet down, [i]grow[i/] insane lines//
You pups cant [i]toe the same line/ toke the same high/ tote the same 9/ ya'll tottering[i/] canines//
I go [i]ham[i/] on these animals/ blow a cannon thru ur [i]white hat[i/]//
Ya'll [i]saints with no stamina/ dont mess with a black heart//
Yall can't catch me now, I punch out your whole nation//
Emptied out my magazine, put my mic down, werz my standing ovation//

Awon wo lo n dun? all this europa league people sef.

Anyways the show continues 2moro.

Na here we go dey. SALUTE.

[i]Awon wo lo n dun?[i/] all this europa league people sef.

Anyways the show continues 2moro.

Na here we go dey. SALUTE.

Mr Bayernmoomooshit, one point na hin be ur champions league spot? Europa wia you dey oooo?

Ti won ba n tan e, o ma tan ara e.

Best season ke, alagba se ko re yin? I thot they had confirmed BL gets the fourth slot. That is to say Europa too sure. Bayermunpissandshittogether

^^^who be dis sef?

DBR please bring Ibime out, and ya'll do something about this place.

Ibime is still sorrowing for his beloved Lampard Chelsea

Ha Dudu on the downlow oh, make we kolobi these 3 points first. Last season shrakabata still dey give Muki nightmares .

But I can confirm the brewery is already churning out the good stuff. Loni ni koni d'ola, Kainkain is assured . . . . 9ice

WE OWN NORTH LONDON BINSHES!!!!!