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CrimeRe: Boy Kills Girl Friend. by slimyem: 9:59pm On Dec 09, 2011
The gurl ws killed by her boyfriend @ lekki, lagos today cos she went 2 swim witout her bf's knowledgesad fck d guy dis too much. Pls spread the news, the guy must not go free oooo pls b careful of who u call your boo or baby, dt same person cn kill yu#sad#

RomanceRe: She Saw Me Wearing G-string And. . . by slimyem: 9:47pm On Dec 09, 2011
nonsense thread!!!
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Lesbians In Here!guys Stay Clear by slimyem: 8:48pm On Dec 09, 2011
^^^not my fault babe.i was seduced! cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
i tried to resist buh you know the spirit wills but the body is ever weak wink wink wink wink wink wink
CrimeRe: Boy Kills Girl Friend. by slimyem: 8:24pm On Dec 09, 2011
seedord247:
Naija Girls hmmmmmmm . ,  make una stop all this thing naw.
shut your dirty stinky mouth!
as if men don't cheat on their girlfriends, ANUOFIA!!! angry angry angry angry angry
CrimeRe: Boy Kills Girl Friend. by slimyem: 8:16pm On Dec 09, 2011
JEEZ!!
what manner of insanity is this?
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Lesbians In Here!guys Stay Clear by slimyem: 8:08pm On Dec 09, 2011
thinking*two against one,whether i like it or not they'd overpower me.i'd better enjoy this while it lasts* smiley smiley smiley
Dyt:
She didnt shave
dayum
dont worry since u smell cool i ll jst bite d cl1t lightly
okay i surrender but um, i'm gon have to guide you.don't bite.just flick the tongue in an up-down-left right movement.that's hw you gon get me cool cool cool cool cool cool
RomanceRe: Apologize To A Woman by slimyem: 7:40pm On Dec 09, 2011
me likey likey!
RomanceRe: Longest Kiss Ever: Was It Out Of Love? by slimyem: 7:33pm On Dec 09, 2011
Ijogz K:
Msheeeeew!!! I don't think that Kelly Rowland would form if P.Diddy ask for a special contact undecided, There is always Beyonce or Ciara to hook up with
well,Fabulous hasn't got so much of a choice if he desparately wants to hang ot with Cameron diaz.he has to follow protocols.
besides,if he's feeling too big,they are lots of Chad Michael Murrays and Brad pitts around who wont mind paying the price. wink wink wink wink wink
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Lesbians In Here!guys Stay Clear by slimyem: 7:22pm On Dec 09, 2011
^^^if cocoa dares touch my bra,m gon bite those taut  n i p p l es  so hard she'd she'd think she's in a vamp world grin grin grin grin
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Lesbians In Here!guys Stay Clear by slimyem: 6:11pm On Dec 09, 2011
freecocoa:
Slimyem,who could actually believe you are this funny,I'm still laughing.

Dyt baby[b] hold her down for me[/b].
no way!i aint doing no S&M.no f u c k i n g way!
RomanceRe: Am Feeling Hurt,how Do I Get Better? by slimyem: 5:50pm On Dec 09, 2011
mezdim:
thank all,this is just the only problem i have with my husband to be,we can stay 6months without misunderstanding but anything that falls out beyound my control,he pick on it,1 annoying thing is if i bare my mind the way it is,he get angry the more,sometime i hord my anger with fears yet am boiling inside,i cant remember a day i waz angry with him and ddnt talk to him the whole of that day.its painful to me when he doesnt talk 2 me or send sms as he usually does,am so so so hurt,now am going for shiloh,i dont want to cry before god because of him.is it because am soft hearted?or because he knows i will alwayz beg or seek his face?am begging to think he enjoys the way i pet him wen i beg. my question is,should a man be so hard to his wife?
yes,you are too soft and he knows you'll always come begging him.as a matter of fact,i think he enjoys the fact that you beg and cry for him.
you gotta learn to develop a thick skin and stop groveling.
dont call or text him for the next 3 or 4 days.his action would tell you if he's worth all the trouble.
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Lesbians In Here!guys Stay Clear by slimyem: 5:25pm On Dec 09, 2011
^^^^perv,stop pulling my pant! smiley smiley
stop now else i'll stab you.*knife drops*
*squeezes face and about to cry* stop jwo.
oh  god!you have removed it.
yeeeeee.i don die today cry cry cry cry cry cry
RomanceRe: I Need Advice! by slimyem: 5:17pm On Dec 09, 2011
bin gbagbo:
My woman has left me,
she sent this text message to me after she left;
'' YOU ARE NOT MAN ENOUGH''

wHAT DOES SHE MEAN? embarassed embarassed
she means your d i c k is not funtioning grin grin grin grin
RomanceRe: Am Feeling Hurt,how Do I Get Better? by slimyem: 5:09pm On Dec 09, 2011
mezdim:
I HAVE KNOWN THIS GUY (A MAN I HAVE ACCEPTED TO MARRY) CLOSE TO A YR NOW,HE IS VERY WONDERFUL AND AN[b] EPITOME OF A MAN [/b] BUT ANYTIME WE HAVE MISUNDERSTANDING,THE WAY HE HANDLES EVRY BIT OF IT BREAKS MY HEART,MOST TYMES,HE THREATENS ME WITH THE R/SHIP AND I BEG AND ASK FORGIVINES ANYWERE I HAVE GONE WRONG,AM NOT BEGGING JUST BECAUSE I WANT HIM DESPIRATELY BT AM AWARE THAT THE SUCESS OF ANY R/SHIP LIES IN THE HANDS OF THE WOMAN MOST.

PLZ,I WILL APPRECIATE IF ANYONE CAN TELL ME WERE I WENT WRONG,HE CALLED ME AT NITE AT AROUND 10PM,I WAS ALREADY FAST ASLEEP BECAUSE I HAD A ROUGH DAY IN D OFFICE,WHEN I PICKED THE CALLED,I BEGGED HIM LETS TALK TOMOROW THAT MY EYES WERE HEAVY WITH SLEEP,BUT HE INSIST THAT I MUST TALK,I TOLD HIM PLEASE I AM NOT STRONG TO TALK HE STILL INSIST SO I PUT MY FONE AWAY FROM MY EAR. THE NEXT MORNING,I CALLED TO APOLOGISE FOR NOT BEING ABLE TO TALK WITH HIM,HE PICK OFFENCE,I NARATED EVERYTIN THAT HAPPEND THE PREVIOUS NITE BUT HE REFUSE TO SAY ANYTIN N WAZ QUIET ON FONE (INT'NAL CALL)

I CALLED LATER IN THE DAY TO CALM HIM DOWN BUT HE WAZ STILL ACTING UP,I SEND SMS,ALL HE WIL REPLY IS OK,OK,OK. I DONT NO WHAT TO DO AGAIN,I TOLD HIM TO CALL ME LAST NITE ALL HE COULD TELL ME IS 'WELCOM AND GUDNITE'.THIS MORNIN,I CALLED HIS TWO LINES 2ICE,HE REFUSE TO PICK,I CALLED THIS EVENIN TWICE AGAIN,SAME ATTITUDE,HE SENT A TEXT WHICH READS,'HOPE ALL IS FINE TAKE CARE',I CALLED BACK AND HE PICKED,AND I ASKED WHATZ THE MATTER HE SAID NOTIN SO I TOLD HIM NOT TO GIV ME THAT,HE CANT SAY 'NOTHING'YET HE IS NOT DOIN HIS THING THE WAY I NO HIM,I RAN OUT OF AIRTIME AND AM PISSED AND HURT,I LUV HIM SO SO SO MUCH BUT HE IS SO HARD ON ME EVEN WHEN ITS NT NECESARRY,.WHAT DO I DO AGAIN?
what the heck is the bolded? shocked shocked shocked shocked lmao
@topic,don't bother your head understanding peeps like that guy-the much ado about nothing kind of people.there's no sanity behind their acts.its  oversized EGO speaking.
you've done enough by apologizing and you've even done it for three days.
abeg,he don reach.let him be.he might come around but  are you ready to suffer lyk this each time you make a little mistake?that's a question you are supposed to ask yourself.
oh,how i hate  the trouble of relationships!
RomanceRe: Longest Kiss Ever: Was It Out Of Love? by slimyem: 4:18pm On Dec 09, 2011
^^^okies but there are pre-requisites.you gotta fill a form and submit fifteen passports.After that,you wait to get a call or message form moi or NOTHING.depends! tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Lesbians In Here!guys Stay Clear by slimyem: 4:04pm On Dec 09, 2011
^^^*grabs a table knife*.DYT,step away 4m me NOW!! angry angry angry angry angry
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Lesbians In Here!guys Stay Clear by slimyem: 3:29pm On Dec 09, 2011
freecocoa:
^
Oh please relax,like you ain't one. tongue
shocked hell NO!
Dyt:
shhshhshshsh SLIMYEN
dont scrm much
i ll do it slightly
get thee behind me dyt devil! grin grin
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Lesbians In Here!guys Stay Clear by slimyem: 3:14pm On Dec 09, 2011
Jesos!!!! shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked

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